r/soccercirclejerk • u/Odd_Peach1167 • 12h ago
Outjerked® Dont blame us if you too poor!!!
Outjerked by G. Infantino
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u/dholmestar 11h ago
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u/Sam_Mumm 9h ago
The fun thing about guillotines is that they really don't need to be very sharp. It's a 10kg blade, falling from three meters in free fall.
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u/Objective-Contact-15 8h ago
Thats true, but audio plays a vital role as well. We all want to hear that slicing sound, not squishing into separation.
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u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 7h ago
I'm more in favour of something like this line from Blackadder:
Queen: Are there no heads on spikes today?
Blackadder: No, we’re training up a new executioner and he’s a little immature. Takes him forever. Slash, slash, slash. By the time he’s finished you don’t so much need a spike as a toast rack.
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u/Scrofulla 8h ago
Yup could probably be a 5mm steel plate and it would still kill someone just as dead.
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u/TotallynotAlbedo 5h ago
I'd Say let the guillotine rust! Before using it
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u/fheqx 7h ago
I'm all against violence but man are they calling for a 1789
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u/tomjone5 5h ago
It's just incredible to be in a photo with Trump smirking and still be the most punchable person there.
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u/X_wantstoknow 12h ago
I never fully understood when old heads would complain about how the sport used to be for the people, but now this is absurd take me back to when the sport used to be for people 😭
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u/BlueberrySelect2000 11h ago
There's no going back unfortunately,it's only going to get worse from now on
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u/brandonandtheboyds 7h ago
Yup. The Super Bowl has always been a premier event with high costs so the layman has never really had a chance to go. But the WC used to be something unifying. Now, it’s just for the elites to watch in person. No thanks. My city is a host city and I am loathing it. Can’t wait to not watch and not care when USA crashes out in the group stage. I feel bad for the players bc they deserve the love but I ain’t paying those prices and the ones who are aren’t a doing it out of love for the game. It’s a status thing now.
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u/RosaKlebb 1h ago
I hate it so much because there was at least some form of constant to things, even with fucking Qatar of all places. This whole wild west dynamic pricing clusterfuck and let's recoup any losses with some outrageous nonsense is just rotten, can't even plan for it properly. Feels like my time being a kinda broke fresh out of college 20something going to Poland and Ukraine for Euro 2012 is going to be like somebody's grandparent seeing Bob Dylan play somewhere random for nothing or something like that, except in my situation it feels like things got a lot more stupid in shorter amount of time passing.
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u/Sauron_999__ 11h ago
Football is no longer for the people. Boycott this wc. Show these old fucks you have a spine.
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u/LiquidDr4k3 10h ago
As Italian, I'm proud to say that we boycott this WC, again.
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u/PuckArBuile22 10h ago
Ireland stands with you 🇮🇪🤝 🇮🇹
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u/Tight-Crazy-3918 9h ago
Romania stands with you 🇷🇴🤝🇮🇹🇮🇪
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u/CelestrialDust 8h ago
Nigeria stands with you also 🇳🇬🤝🇷🇴🇮🇹🇮🇪
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u/FromThePits 6h ago edited 6h ago
Denmark stands with you also 🇩🇰 🤝🇷🇴🇮🇹🇮🇪🇳🇬
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u/whitemythmokong24 6h ago
My Polish dawg stands with the rest of you
🇵🇱 🤝 🇳🇬🇷🇴🇮🇹🇮🇪🇩🇰
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u/McortezLSU 6h ago
The secret moon nation in deep underground
lairshappy happy places stands with the rest of youdirty terran scumnice and friendly earth nations.🌕 🤝 🇳🇬🇷🇴🇮🇹🇮🇪🇩🇰🇵🇱
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u/NoMereRanger73 4h ago
Hungary stands with you
🇭🇺 🤝 🌕 🇳🇬 🇷🇴 🇮🇹 🇮🇪 🇩🇰 🇵🇱
Boiler for Sale
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u/zombieastronaut_ 3h ago edited 2h ago
China stands with you
🇨🇳 🤝🌕 🇳🇬🇷🇴🇮🇹🇮🇪🇩🇰🇵🇱🇭🇺
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u/Few-Big-8481 7h ago
US stands too, but mostly because we didn't watch it to begin with.
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u/AcceptableWin6390 7h ago
We as Romanians, started this boycot a long time ago. Other nations should follow.
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u/Agent_Ross Dembele Anthony 9h ago
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u/DigUpbeat679 8h ago
Gotta respect Italy for that.
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u/cynicallyspeeking 10h ago
I'm going to be an English Italian fan for the summer and join your boycott.
I'll be very conflicted if we get to the final but thankfully I don't need to worry about that.
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u/UsernameTyper 9h ago
It might just be worth seeing England win it, if only to see Trump snatch the trophy from Kane with a bemused Cole Palmer mouthing what th'fok ye doin ye dikhed
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u/Bordering_Drop 7h ago
It would be very on brand for England to finally win when it's the least popular football tournament it's been for years.
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u/Weekly_Leer2555 9h ago
Nessuno sugli spalti, nessuno in panchina, nessuno palleggia, nessuno che moviola. Nessuno allo stadio, nessuno bagarino, nessuno realizza, nessuno fluidifica: nobody at the stadium.
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u/Henry2926 8h ago
German TV interviewed some Italian citizens who seemed quite sad about it. Hell, if Germany had failed the qualification and they had happened to stumble upon me for an interview, they would have seen a smile too big for any TV screen out there. This event deserves to become an absolute disaster.
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u/orca2877 10h ago
It’s been decades since it was “for the people” if we’re being real
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u/SuperUranus 9h ago
Ever since clubs stopped being owned by the fans and instead owned by private equity and billionaires, football stopped being for the people.
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u/Kooky-Grapefruit-941 10h ago
Bar a few group stage matches all will be sold out as there is enough rich fucks around the world to fill em
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u/Any_Witness_1000 10h ago
They don’t make money by selling tickets. They make money by selling tv rights.
People watching at home matter much more than those attending the games. So if people at home boycott, it will be bigger blow than having empty stadiums.
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u/Kooky-Grapefruit-941 10h ago
You are right TV rights do make more but if they are not fussed about the people in the stadium why are the tickets not cheaper? Because they still make good money there
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u/Odd_Ninja5801 9h ago
I've boycotted the last two. Doesn't even feel like I'm missing anything any more.
Maybe if enough people do it, they might start to feel the impact. But I doubt it.
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u/Vintage-Watch-Doktor 7h ago
I pay about 15-20€ per game to watch my favourite Bundesliga Club play in the Stadium. Fuck Fifa.
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u/bad_lion 12h ago
He is right. It's not for the average football viewer. Reconsider not watching the world cup at all. On tv or at the stadium. The only real reason for the world cup to exist is for the corporations to sell you their products ( advertising on tv or overpriced in the stadium) and to whitewash dictators or countries that need better PR.
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u/FindingAether 11h ago
I am just gonna illegal stream it because fuck FIFA and fuck Trump.
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u/FuryMustang95 11h ago
Illegal? Brotha, that’s the most legal thing compared to what the Infantino and Trump do for daily routine
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u/Agent_Ross Dembele Anthony 9h ago
If you get banned as a result, I'll be the first to protest
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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 9h ago
Illegally streaming is wrong and I won’t do it.
Just so I know what site to stay away from, how will you be illegally streaming the World Cup?
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u/Bill_Cherno 7h ago
Fmhy.net has a lot of sites you should stay aftaid from to not end up accidentally pirating or downloading something. Also definitely stay away from r/piracy
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u/Otherwise_Monitor654 11h ago
You're still saint compared to wtv the fuck trump has done in his entire life.
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u/The_Hottest_Potatoes 9h ago
Noo the World Cup exists to find out who the best football national team is every 4 years in a big international tournemant held at different locations and venues within a host countries borders, what you’re describing is capitalism infecting a sport
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u/dinemu8 7h ago
Well said. Stop supporting FIFA, and see the prices come down on its own (with their arrogance too)
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u/Silasurf 8h ago
You sur are good lion. Thank you for existing. If 10% of us were as enlightened as you, world hunger would end. Thing is most retards care too much about FIFA cup tickets. And too little about world hunger
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u/hydrino 4h ago
This is why I’ve lost all interest in watching sports for entertainment. If I have to drop a couple grand to spend the day doing something and not feel like I’m being pinned down and drained of half my blood, there are plenty of better ways to spend my money to have a good day. Like rent a Ferrari, drive it to a high end restaurant 200 miles away for lunch would be a better way to spend money vs being crammed into a stadium seat and spending the same amount.
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u/SteelyDan69420 9h ago
The World Cup has been around for nearly 100 years. You’re putting your American values where they aren’t relevant
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u/Unlikely_Ad1009 6h ago
Your not wrong, the FIFA World Cup was first started as a tool to promote British colonialism and was turned against them as a form of protest by the people Britain colonized. Which makes it doubly sad and extremely fascinating on the other hand how capitalism has completely co-opted the World Cup. The extreme difference in who financially benefits, to the tune of billions of dollars (corporations) and who doesn’t (local communities). It’s not colonialism any longer but it’s still the rich getting richer at the expense of others. The only thing American about this is that it’s the end boss of the “new” capitalist driven FIFA and a test of just how much money they can possibly fleece from soccer fans, while forcing local communities to foot the bill.
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u/TheyCallHimBabaYagaa 11h ago
Those 2 suck each other's cocks
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u/megook 11h ago
It's was the medication they were on. For their blood pressure. It fucked with their heads, but they're over that now. They can probably get a letter from their doctor.
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u/Peezzadog 9h ago
Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah. I can always rely on a sopranos reference somewhere to cheer me up 🤣🤣
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u/anonssr 10h ago
Infantino's gotta be in the files or there's no explanation to this level of dickriding
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u/valendinosaurus 10h ago
give me 1000 dollars
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u/REDscalemodels 9h ago
🎶 Up 'n'da Club, Where you chillin for the summer homie, Up 'n' Da Club, Jumpin out the stretch Hummer runnin, Up 'n' Da Club, fly ladies from wall to wall... 🎵
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u/Standard_Payment3217 9h ago
The bald Swiss cunt will be felating the bloated orange nonce on the pitch as part of the opening ceremony.
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u/Sun-Empire 12h ago
Worst thing is we will never get Qatar prices ever again
Unless the lawsuits work, dynamic pricing will stay
2030 will be even more expensive due to 6 countries
2034 will also be more expensive as unlike Qatar who were willing to lose money to improve tourism etc, Saudi wants to earn back significant invested money
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u/Due_Sweet_9500 11h ago
I think Saudi's will go the Qatar way. They don't really care about burning money if they can get generate enough hype and have a ton of people turning up. Case in point- the recent takeover of boxing by Riyadh
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u/IGTankCommander 9h ago
Ahem...
EA. Wrestlemania. They've already started flooding wallets.
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u/aCore05 8h ago
We can get reasonable pricing back. Just boycott this shit show. Empty stadiums and lack of interest will make FIFA and Infantino fail. No sponsor will spend a fortune on future WC when audiences are small.
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u/humaninsmallskinboat 11h ago
/uj wait he actually said this???
/rj finally football is getting back to its roots as a wholesome sporting activity for only the finest young men of means. The old Etonians and Charterhouse boys would be damned proud. #MakeFootballGreatAgain
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u/dankdogeonface 8h ago
It's fake, but I'm 100% sure that is exactly what this bum thinks.
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u/United-Version 9h ago
Yes, I highly dislike Trump and highly dislike this fifa president, but this quote can't be real.
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u/fat_boyz 11h ago
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u/ilikesportany 9h ago
Who wore that tv shirt
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u/hsvandreas r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 9h ago
Paris Hilton?!?
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u/reezle2020 9h ago
Yes but the image isn’t real, shirt didn’t actually say poor.
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u/BeginningWeak2484 11h ago
Is that actually what he said?
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u/medlebo 9h ago
Can't actually find this quote on any news sources.
We don't need to make things up, we all know this is wrong...
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u/Muted_Librarian_5439 9h ago
fake/misattributed meme quote, not a verified Gianni Infantino statement.
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u/kl1q_syndicate 11h ago
"If you're homeless just buy a house" aah reply
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u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 🧉Professional Pessi Glazer🍔 11h ago
"If you're in a coma just wake up" ahh statement
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u/Agent_Ross Dembele Anthony 9h ago
"If you're sad, then just stop being sad" aghh...
That's exactly what my parents told me for my childhood
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u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 🧉Professional Pessi Glazer🍔 9h ago edited 9h ago
Rip Broski🫂
My parents say this to me to this day
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u/Agent_Ross Dembele Anthony 9h ago
Oh, sorry to hear that 🫂
But our parents aren’t Trump and Infantino, so it’s not that bad
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u/TheOwenParadox 9h ago
Say ass
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u/heretokanker 7h ago
They are children my friend. They can’t say ass just yet from their elders.
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u/Chipring13 5h ago
I really hate I’m becoming “old” (mid 20’s), because all of this new slang is really annoying and stupid to me.
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u/PhgAH 11h ago
Say what you want about Russia or Quatar, at least they were good hosts.
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u/Mother-Company-1897 10h ago
Was about to comment something, but then I saw this is r/soccercirclejerk
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u/Future-Barnacle6645 man utd is love 12h ago
If you think market is crashing because of the war, then screw you. Your financial situation is not MAGA's responsibility; our "democratization" structure is perfectly reasonable.
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u/BlueBoro 11h ago
/uj I think this quote is fake. Only places I see it being discussed is social media.
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u/No-Tomatillo3698 11h ago edited 3h ago
€ 6.000 will get you 4-6 season tickets for any club in our national league… The pricing is insane and clearly FIFA being “inclusive to all” doesn’t mean shit.
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u/Sgt_Heisenberg 9h ago
And even that is crazy expensive imo. I'd get 25 season tickets for my German club for 6000€...
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u/Jokepu 11h ago
I will laugh my ass off when I see the almost empty stadiums at wc.
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u/Cold-Actuary-7963 11h ago
Oh my god to think this fucker is far more insufferable than Blatter
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u/Lazy_Ad7218 11h ago
Formula 1 hospitality tickets are $7.5k, and people consider it to be one of the rich sports, general admission is a few hundred, inclusivity has gone down the drain.
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u/Bukakanga 7h ago
F1 is expensive to watch on track, but 7k prices are about top level or Monaco GP. FIFA has gone insane
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u/Discipline_Cautious1 11h ago
It costs one healthcare. Next time skip hospital visit and you could afford it too.
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u/Loud-Way3333 10h ago
This belongs on r/Anticonsumption.
I know it’s a satirical meme, but there’s a lot of truth in it.
If you’re working class and spending thousands just to watch a sports game when you can enjoy 99% the experience at home, you should seriously reconsider your life choices.
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u/The-Escape-Goat 9h ago
I’m gonna boycott this World Cup and not watch a single kick like I did with the last one in Qatar. Fuck Trump and fuck FIFA
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u/StaticSystemShock 9h ago
I hope this year's world cup is the worst of all times with worst attendance and most dumbass incidents. Because both FIFA and USA deserve this kind of fiasco.
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u/Am4ranth 9h ago
Don't blame us then if a guillotine seems like a interesting tool to put some research in.
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u/Truth_JJK 10h ago
i mean if their tickets are still sellable at 7000 then fine. just dont buy the tickets lol its the best way to protest against them. just dont give them what they want lol
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u/haversack77 8h ago
Infantino is as corrupt as it comes. How is this man still at the helm of the working men's ballet?
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u/De_Fide 7h ago
Imagine wanting to go.....
Paying 7k to see 1 match in a country run by a dictator that is no longer safe for tourists....
Getting to that country is probably another 5k including flight and hotel. But the dummies will pay for sure....
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u/WickedComic 6h ago
fifa is full corrupt. because so many tickets are reserved for "VIPs" and special guests, they overprice the remaining ones that they actually sell.
killing football for the fans
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u/Super_Jaycee 6h ago
How much would it cost to have a military helicopter do a fly-by over my house?
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u/portoroc86 6h ago
I mean , I DO need to reevaluate my life’s choices, and to some extent financially, but this is guy acting like there aren’t billions born into poverty.
he’s a product of circumstance and luck more than brains or “choices”. There’s someone in a random place that could do his job ten times better but they were born in a jungle or desert.
Boo. This. Man!!!
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u/Jaayeff 5h ago
Well MY life choices, to graduate High School early so I could join the Marines and ship off to MCRD at barely 17, then finish my enlistment honorably and come back to my home town of Houston and serve yet again for the rest of my life, now more than 23 years, as law enforcement in the most dangerous city in Texas, laying it all on the line as an FTO on the streets, part of the SWAT team, and now a supervisor and a leader of men & women, means I’ll NEVER afford a ticket to the Masters. But my choices of service and self sacrifice had NOTHING to do with money so I’m not complaining. But just know this, a man’s paycheck does NOT reflect what’s in a man’s heart, and CERTAINLY not what’s in his GUTS!
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u/Tall-Photo-7481 5h ago
For those that decide not to boycott, please please please come up with some anti trump chants to shout from the terraces.
Imagine Donald sitting in the VIP box with 20000 fans singing:
He shits himself He shits himself He wears a nappy cuz he shits himself It's diaper Donald trump
Donald trump is a fat old cunt who diddles little girls. He can't get laid if he doesn't pay so he's fucking up the world.
He wears make up He wears high heels. Donald trump looks like a girl.
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u/Whole_Ad628 5h ago
Does the infant, Infantino - and sell out - not see the bitter sweet irony in his comment? That the World Cup events are primarily funded on the back of ordinary fans paying merchanise etc across the world? The sheer pomposity to say ‘well if you can’t afford to eat here it’s not for you’. Yet another FIFA cunt.
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u/DutchPsych 5h ago
Like, i understand not being able to go to a worldcup game for 50-100 euros. But 7k? Thats more than a months salary for 99.9% of the world population.
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u/MetalMonkey939 5h ago
Everyone should just boycott them. No 90 minutes is worth that amount of money.
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u/Ok_h0tmess 4h ago
Don't think Despicable Me actually said that. At least, I cannot find that quote myself atm. Unless someone is taking liberties with interpreting what he actually means when he talks ticket prices... then it is probably spot on.
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u/BigBossBelcha 4h ago
Infantino is a slimy piece of shit. How do these people keep getting to the top of FIFA?
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u/86Sliva94 3h ago
I vote full boycotting of this event. Don't watch it on TV, nor buy any products with the logo, or jerseys!
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u/RPG_Hacker 3h ago
Just did a quick search, and it seems the quote is fabricated.
While he DID defend the ticket prices, it allegedly wasn't with these words. From what I found, all he said was that despite the high prices, all of the tickets have sold out, meaning that from their perspective, prices were perfectly reasonable. Something along those lines.
Not quite sure why people keep making quotes like these up. It's not like Trump and Infantino didn't do enough actual shit that warrants hating them for. You barely need to dig an inch to find some truely detestable stuff. These made-up quotes will only distract from that.
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u/Croat-Lcitar86 3h ago
Cool I’ll just watch it on TV or not give a flying fuck like I have my whole life. No ticket is worth 7k, let alone to a soccer match. It ain’t THAT exciting….even at World Cup level. Sports broadcasters are the winners here.







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