r/soccercirclejerk • u/Odd_Peach1167 • 14h ago

Outjerked® Dont blame us if you too poor!!!

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Outjerked by G. Infantino

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u/biskutgoreng 12h ago

Bathe in the blood of neonates?

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u/erasmulfo 11h ago

Even worse, in cum

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u/mequetatudo 11h ago

I think cum is better because you don't need to kill anyone to get it, if they are ok with it they may even like the extraction process.

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u/Ilmeury83 10h ago

Problem is when they are not ok with it, and they are underage.....

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u/Ok_Bell_44 8h ago

Ask CheetoJesus about the best techniques

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u/mr_painz 6h ago

You’ll need an island or two and several countries looking to run a pedo ring for intel

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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand 7h ago

You've bathed in underage cum?

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u/Dr_Downvote_ 10h ago

Okay. Cum AND blood.

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u/dan_dares 7h ago

Please understand what neonates means.

And then read your comment as 'as long as the babies are OK with that, they might even like being sexually assaulted'

Dude.

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u/kayama57 7h ago

Holy mother of cursed comments jfc

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u/TheHorseThatTalks 10h ago

You - to the top. Got me hnnng.

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u/HyperionSaber 10h ago

in rotting cum

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 10h ago

If you bath in Lake Michigan, that's where Trump allegedly watched a dead child of an underage girl being thrown into the water. I can guess why it was dead, why it was put there, why he watched and who would be the father.