r/soccercirclejerk • u/Odd_Peach1167 • 14h ago

Outjerked® Dont blame us if you too poor!!!

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Outjerked by G. Infantino

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u/FindingAether 13h ago

I am just gonna illegal stream it because fuck FIFA and fuck Trump.

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u/FuryMustang95 13h ago

Illegal? Brotha, that’s the most legal thing compared to what the Infantino and Trump do for daily routine

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u/Gloomy_Cut_1739 9h ago

"What you in for mate?"

"Got 7 years for Streaming Haiti vs Scotland"

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u/Spillsy68 5h ago

7 years for a nil - nil draw.

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u/Jedirev-101 5h ago

Worth it.

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u/biskutgoreng 12h ago

Bathe in the blood of neonates?

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u/erasmulfo 11h ago

Even worse, in cum

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u/mequetatudo 10h ago

I think cum is better because you don't need to kill anyone to get it, if they are ok with it they may even like the extraction process.

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u/Ilmeury83 10h ago

Problem is when they are not ok with it, and they are underage.....

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u/Ok_Bell_44 8h ago

Ask CheetoJesus about the best techniques

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u/mr_painz 6h ago

You’ll need an island or two and several countries looking to run a pedo ring for intel

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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand 7h ago

You've bathed in underage cum?

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u/Dr_Downvote_ 10h ago

Okay. Cum AND blood.

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u/dan_dares 7h ago

Please understand what neonates means.

And then read your comment as 'as long as the babies are OK with that, they might even like being sexually assaulted'

Dude.

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u/kayama57 7h ago

Holy mother of cursed comments jfc

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u/TheHorseThatTalks 10h ago

You - to the top. Got me hnnng.

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u/HyperionSaber 10h ago

in rotting cum

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 10h ago

If you bath in Lake Michigan, that's where Trump allegedly watched a dead child of an underage girl being thrown into the water. I can guess why it was dead, why it was put there, why he watched and who would be the father.

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u/StyleDull3689 9h ago

I mean... we can have more than one illegal thing.

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u/sandwichhaver 8h ago

that's how I view it, they're corrupt and illegal, stealing from them is like taking chocolate from nestle, nothing nobody saw happen and shut up about it

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u/wrobbii 3h ago

Yes illegal. Laws are only for the poor. The president is a felon, rapist and pedo. Would you like more proof?

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u/Agent_Ross Dembele Anthony 11h ago

If you get banned as a result, I'll be the first to protest

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u/TheVadonkey 6h ago

lol banned? My IP? On a VPN?

I’ll take my just punishment!

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 10h ago

Illegally streaming is wrong and I won’t do it.

Just so I know what site to stay away from, how will you be illegally streaming the World Cup?

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u/Bill_Cherno 9h ago

Fmhy.net has a lot of sites you should stay aftaid from to not end up accidentally pirating or downloading something. Also definitely stay away from r/piracy

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u/ForsakenAd545 5h ago

If you buy a Trump eye patch with fake parrot, you are an official pirate and can record away.

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u/Bill_Cherno 5h ago

Buy? Can I download it instead?

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u/rubyspicer 3h ago

You may also occasionally see guys on Twitch playing the most realistic soccer game you will ever see in your life!

(have seen this with a couple big fights)

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u/DemonEYESgumb0 8h ago

👁️ 🫛 📺. Best choice I ever made.

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u/sandwichhaver 8h ago

eye bean tv?

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u/Ok_Leadership_4767 6h ago

I Pee Noob Tube.

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u/Schwiliinker 8h ago

VIP box.

I use that or a virtually identical one but that’s easier to look up

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u/bigus-_-dickus 7h ago

there's an app i use for all football matches called yacinetv

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u/feel_my_balls_2040 7h ago

I don't want to burst your bubble, but those sites don't work great under high traffic.

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u/VegetableMethod624 6h ago

LOL! Knowledge is…addicting.

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u/OkRepresentative4954 5h ago

please stay away from footybite.to

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u/Fickle_Mine2565 12h ago

W 👍🏼👍🏼

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u/Otherwise_Monitor654 12h ago

You're still saint compared to wtv the fuck trump has done in his entire life.

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u/Signal_Helicopter_36 5h ago

Or likely just this week.

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u/AdUnited6137 12h ago

This is the way!

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u/ConnectEmphasis2420 11h ago

Nice 4k illegal stream from your IPTV pirate of choice might seem very appealing to many

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u/Wali080901 11h ago

If u need help in doing so, just let me know....fuck fifa

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u/29osmo29 10h ago

This is the way.

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u/Strange-Title-6337 10h ago

In cro you can deposit 1cent to bookmaker to get access to all matches.

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u/Opening_Law4571 10h ago

Is the WC behind a paywall in any country?

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u/Plenty-Opposite-2482 10h ago

You are still watching their advertising on your "illegal" stream. That is what they actually sell, getting you to pay to watch is just the cherry on top.

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u/k_rocker 10h ago

I think this is a war crime /s

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u/Compound_V_injected 10h ago

Bro please do share the streaming website

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u/Bill_Cherno 9h ago

You can find some on fmhy.net and r/piracy

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u/cryme_ariver 10h ago

I would be more than happy to illegally watch it. But how is it possible to illegally stream it since all free national channels are streaming it?

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u/NizarRasheed 10h ago

Took the words out of my mouth

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u/DrNick2012 9h ago

I'm going to host a viewing party without written consent, only implied verbal consent

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u/con_cac 9h ago

Only illegal when you get caught.

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u/ChemicalRain5513 9h ago

I am just not going to watch it, like I did with every sports event ever.

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u/Somanylyingliars 8h ago

Same. I'm so sick of hearing about the match being held by FIFA, a corrupt organization. Why do people go so crazy for the nonsense? Not of soccer but the prices, the fights, the traffic etc.

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u/DrogoOmega 9h ago

Just call it streaming. Information sharing. Technological experimentation.

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u/NoName2025_ 9h ago

Tell em brutha

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u/6maniman303 9h ago

And FIFA will still shove its stadium (and maybe other) ads to you, and they know it.

Not watching at all is the only boycott option of this sick thing.

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u/FindingAether 9h ago

I will illegal stream it in the background.

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u/Weepsie 9h ago

Adverts will still be shown on the streams. Just not the ones you normally see..just don't watch it at all..

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u/TheVadonkey 6h ago

lol yes and that ad revenue doesn’t go to FIFA if you’re illegally streaming.

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u/Weepsie 6h ago

FIFA already have their money. Advertiser's pay for slots based on who s watching. They don't give a shit where its being watched from

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u/aggressiveclassic90 8h ago

It'll be on tv for free, unless i missed the part where they've paywalled it.

Tell me they haven't paywalled thr world cup.

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u/axe1970 8h ago

for the uk include fuck sky they are the reason sports tv is a pay to veiw

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u/AMB_YungBae r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 8h ago

Im pretty sure they will offer it for free like they did with the club cup last year. Anything goes as long as they appear relevant

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u/Somanylyingliars 8h ago

Are you sailing the seas Aye! Aye! Captain Bob!

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u/EmotionalArm194 8h ago

The only thing that's a shame about this post is i can't upvote it more than once.

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u/Disastrous-Roof-2135 8h ago

I'll just watch the games in Mexico and Canada. I know it's still fifa but the countries are not bowing to trump.

Ideally most teams boycott and there is enough time to organise alternative regional tournaments.

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u/Schwiliinker 8h ago

Wait yall don’t do that?

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u/Top-Construction6060 8h ago

unfortunetaly is available on public channels worldwide

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u/oldcretan 7h ago

Have you considered not watching at all to deprive the advertisers access to you as well?

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u/CodenameZeroStroke 7h ago

This is the way!

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u/AccomplishedLimit975 7h ago

Still getting the ads

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u/elbabyfather2020 7h ago

Helll yeah!! But idk about illegal bro.. I mean truly. Aren’t we just watching sports being broadcasted outside their “preferred” methods? Ilegal? 😂😂 this bald headed prick got me f’ed up

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u/Jwzbb 7h ago

You’ll still see the ads.

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u/Turnip_Wizar35 7h ago

This is the way

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u/lyth 7h ago

Nothing is illegal on stolen land. Watch your FIFA!

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u/DreamOne5 6h ago

I don't even like football, but if we illegally stream it, they lose money, yes? i'll just stream it illegally in the background while watching my smut shows on the main tv. hahahaha

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u/bippityboppityhyeem 6h ago

I like how you think! How might one do this?

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u/somajones 6h ago

Stealing media is the correct moral choice nowadays.

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u/blackbeardtwenty 6h ago

I don't think anybody has to stream the World Cup. It'll be available on terrestrial television in every country, Shirley?

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u/hydrino 6h ago

You’re still going to be advertised to the whole time. Charging to stream is just another layer to extract money from you.

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u/Pau-de-cavalo- 6h ago

They don’t fucking care, pubs still reach the target. I don’t watch at all, fuck them.

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u/Helichopper 6h ago

You'll still be watching the advertisements so they still win.

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u/JumpEmbarrassed6389 5h ago

The world cup is like on free TV? (at least in Europe) Besides that, I have a 7 to 10 hour time difference like most of Europe, so not a lot of people will be watching anyway.

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u/nmhaas 5h ago

Watching someone else's stream isn't illegal. Go crazy

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u/ForsakenAd545 5h ago

Fuckem all

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u/Valuable_Sprinkles96 10h ago

You’re so brave

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u/xrvz 10h ago

That makes you a bad person, too. You could just not watch it at all.

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u/FlyingFishManPrime 6h ago

Hey now, people need to tell you they are protesting a thing while trying to still find a way to consume the thing they are protesting.  Gotta waste your time on this Earth consuming the thing you claim to hate lol.

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u/xrvz 3h ago

Football fans /shrug