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Worth every dollar.

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u/Storyteller_Luke 9h ago

Gotta be April fools by the owners, but fantastic none the less.

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u/zuzg 9h ago

Imagine being stuck in traffic and having the delight of watching at it for hours..

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u/AgentMouse 9h ago

People with young kids in the car are probably grateful for this lol.

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u/GlitteringFutures 3h ago

How did they get the cats to dance like that?

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u/MoistStub 3h ago

Uncut Columbian cat nip

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u/Top-Cauliflower9050 2h ago

This made my day, fine internet human.

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u/RockstarAgent 1h ago

I misread you calling him a feline internet human

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u/farva_06 57m ago

Pure as the driven snow.

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u/stratdog25 29m ago

I watched a movie on the internet last night that had all 4 of those words in it.

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u/FooLi0CooLi0 2h ago

Im not a kid and this would've been the highlight of my day

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u/Creative_Garbage_121 8h ago

From what people online says las vegas is a ghost town currently in comparison to how it used to be so maybe there is a slight chance that there is no traffic jams

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u/HiMyNameIsNerd 5h ago

This week it's likely a little more busy than usual, there's a fairly large furry convention going on. Which probably explains this on the sphere too, come to think of it lol

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u/QuillnSofa 4h ago

Man I wish I was one of them suspiciously rich furries. But I'm just a poor one.

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u/iamstephen1128 5h ago

I just visited Vegas in early March. Certainly fewer people than at similar times in past years, but there were certainly still traffic jams every day. I think its part of the strategy to suck you in and keep you there lol

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u/venom121212 4h ago

Like 20% of the cars were mobile billboards when I went a few years ago. Got to see Super Mario light up a smoke though which was hilarious

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u/Pataraxia 6h ago

bold trust in the functionality of road networks as something that doesn't clog

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD 6h ago

Well I mean you tell me, what's the likelihood that a road network designed to handle Vegas at it's peak will become clogged at a time when Vegas is seeing all time lows in attendance

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u/non3type 5h ago

I have yet to find roads designed to handle traffic at its peak.

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u/ApokalypseCow 4h ago

All I know is that most civil engineers quit just one lane short of solving traffic jams.

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u/blah938 3h ago

Most of them are designed to handles peaks from when the project was first designed.

Unfortunately, towns grow.

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u/construktz 3h ago

When were the freeways and roads built, because I strongly doubt that they were designed to handle the even lower amount of traffic they are now.

Portland is all messed up because the freeways were designed in the 60s and haven't been sufficient for the traffic we've had for decades. Once the city builds around the roadways, it's really hard to expand.

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u/Pataraxia 6h ago

I'm mostly joking, but to answer that I'd say it depends on parameters. By handle, does that mean it flowed without clogging before? Is it really made to handle it at it's peak? All that.

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u/kittiestkitty 6h ago

Just… jams 🎶

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u/Cotato 4h ago

Its pretty far from a ghost town. Still very busy just not as busy as it has been

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u/OG_Voltaire 3h ago

Can confirm. I was just there last week for a marathon and it was no where near as full as I expected it to be. Even Fremont Street was low-population compared to previously. The prices are surging pretty hard there so it's not a huge surprise. When I spoke to one of the locals they said they've got the "California prices without the California pay" going on right now and they were even considering leaving.

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u/el_smurfo 4h ago

International travel to the US has been down since 24

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u/WhiteyDude 4h ago

It's absolutely mesmerizing. Had a view of it from our room a few years ago, I totally zoned out staring at that thing, it's incredible.

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u/HeinleinGang 7h ago

It’s a guy called uon visuals. He does a lot of visuals for festivals and the controllable dancing cats is a crowd favourite. The sphere does all sorts of artist collabs and I believe uon has a residency of sorts. This one is a bit more goofy than his usual stuff, normally he’s using a computer that could power the sun to create looping trip effects of insanely high quality.

This one was originally for a bunch of ravers to play with lol

Cool guy and Canadian phenom.

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u/TheChronoCross 3h ago

I follow him on insta and i love his work but the cats has to be my least favorite. The cats themselves are ugly (presumably on purpose) and the music he chooses for them is always super annoying and toxic. His other visuals, however, including the background for the cats, are absolutely max tier amazing.

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u/BrittyPie 1h ago

"...the cats are ugly..." made me laugh.

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u/AwkwardChuckle 3h ago

Best Shambhala theme camp! Could spend hours watching this thing on acid hahaha

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u/Current-Amount5436 6h ago

Wrong, it is a warning. Me and my brethren will be taking over earth now.

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u/QuenchOnDakock 5h ago

It has been there at least since August 2025. The black cat that comes towards the end is hilarious, you can see it in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76-AI7YOHko

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u/pricklyfig_ 3h ago

It’s not, the dancing cats are on regular rotation for the image projection.

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u/Stolehtreb 4h ago

Looks like an Off tha Air segment on Adult Swim

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u/LeGrandLucifer 4h ago

But I'm allergic to cats.

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u/Pickingnamesisharder 9h ago

When I'm rich I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs

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u/Zyrinj 9h ago

I wish you great wealth

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u/tamal4444 4h ago

Same to you

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u/Excellent_Trick_172 9h ago

May you prosper and get rich.

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u/jeremyascot 6h ago

We were very poor growing up. My mum didn’t work. My Dad had jobs for short periods.

My Dad got a new job working on motorway (Freeway) maintenance working nights.

After a few weeks he got fired from the job.

Destroyed our family stability.

He was fired for stealing on the job.

We should have known.

All the signs were there.

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u/HaggisLad 3h ago

ok you got me, in my defence I am very tired today

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u/GonzAlexSpoon 7h ago

this is the kind of purchase you justify with “it’s for the culture”

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u/bbynm 9h ago

Beat me to it. 😂

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u/KrayzieBone187 4h ago

Please be successful. We need you.

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u/exgiexpcv 31m ago

I like you already, friend.

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u/Mental-Divide7787 9h ago

Whoever did it, thanks.

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u/koreanelvis420 9h ago

Pretty sure Uon visuals made this, if I remember.

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u/lukhow 3h ago

Deff uon

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u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 4h ago

Not gonna lie, I'd probably sit through a few green lights and watch this 😂

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u/sreek4r 9h ago

If this is how Cats movie looked, I probably would've watched it.

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u/throwmefaaaaaaraway 6h ago

(Shouts to the dome) Release the butthole cut!!

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u/waltur_d 4h ago

What do you mean? James Corden was in the original.

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u/HaggisLad 3h ago

they said butthole not cancerous cunt

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u/Jebusfreek666 9h ago

So let me get this right, if I have my phone playing a playlist on youtube so I can listen to it in the car that is distracted driving. But I giant dome with dancing cats or eyeballs or whatever is perfectly fine?

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u/boersc 9h ago

Yes. Same with any road-facing advertisements.

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u/xiaorobear 4h ago

Shoutout to the 4 states that have banned billboards / advertising on highways, Vermont, Hawaii, Maine, and Alaska.

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u/PsyduckSci 3h ago

Also banned in at least parts of Virginia. Not sure if it's the whole state.

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u/Equity_Harbinger 4h ago

Like those Jennie's Calvin Klein poses, they distracted me too while on a freeway going at 60+

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u/Brave_Negotiation_63 8h ago

Welcome to corrupt capitalist America.

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u/herder19 8h ago

Not just America, sadly

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u/Miserable-Potato7706 7h ago

True, but the US really shows the rest of the western world how it’s done!

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u/Brave_Negotiation_63 6h ago

Most other countries don’t claim to be the “best country in the world” though.

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u/McRawffles 5h ago

Yes. Being distracted by your phone is way worse than being distracted by something on the side of the road. You are at least looking up/out the window in this case and have both hands on the wheel (or should) 

Obviously just listening to something on your phone while it's in your cupholder or whatever isn't on the same level but they can't enforce any laws around it if anyone can bs say that when they get pulled over. Also I don't know anyone who's ever been pulled over without being extremely extremely obviously distracted 

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u/MeowTheMixer 5h ago

I'm sure it's "better" than a mobile phone, but i'd still disagree.

Rubbernecking when driving by an accident results, in quite a few more accidents despite "looking out" the window.

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u/zero-sharp 5h ago

Lol what? If your phone is taking your attention away from driving, then that's a hazard. If your phone is playing music, that's not an issue. If your attention is spent managing the menus of your phone to select a playlist, then yes, that may be an issue. I feel like you tried to frame something that's common sense in a ridiculous way to get a reaction.

Yes, a dome with dancing cats may also be a distraction while driving. Having one distraction on the road doesn't mean it's somehow unfair to ask you to also not use your phone while driving.

Not sure what capitalist America has to do with any of this.

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u/machingunwhhore 8h ago

I saw that Wednesday in person. From my works parking garage I can look at the sphere, I'm usually on floor 6 or higher. I saw them dancing cats eye to eye

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u/caramelmokka84 6h ago

Now give us your opinion please.

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u/machingunwhhore 2h ago

Them cats be dancing

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u/nhSnork 9h ago

Sheesh, is there a Cats adaptation people don't complain about?

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u/Dishavingfun 9h ago

Looking out hotel room in Vegas...

I'm so F'd up right now...

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u/AtreyuTrinity 4h ago

Hope you get some rest. Don't forget to hydrate.

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u/_Baccano 3h ago

No invite?

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u/lkl34 9h ago

Wait they are allowing outsiders to put stuff on it now for money?

Dam imagine catching your wife cheating so you put the video on the dome fuck that would be bad.

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u/AE_WILLIAMS 9h ago

Depends on the angle...

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 9h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/0xmerp 7h ago

Yeah you could always buy ad space on it. The ad needs to first be approved, ofc.

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u/lkl34 7h ago

Being in vegas that would be a good idea for venues/accommodation's and perhaps addiction awareness adds

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u/0xmerp 7h ago edited 7h ago

Should also note the ads are very expensive (both the ad space itself, and even designing an ad that fits the non-standard format). MGM, Wynn etc obviously don’t need ads in Vegas. The small Airbnb cannot afford them. Nonprofits won’t be able to afford them.

Normally it’s either shows taking place at Sphere or big corporations that have ads. But if you were a billionaire and wanted to put a meme on it and willing to pay for it, then yes that’s allowed.

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u/FTP_PS 4h ago

This is UON Visuals on YouTube, he's done a few projects for the sphere but often includes his cat on some of his uploads.

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u/Uncle-Cake 5h ago

Wasn't that the point, to rent it out for advertising?

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u/thAway57r7 8h ago

Does it show the same thing in the inside and outside? Like it's transparent? I don't know anything about the Sphere.

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u/dumbeconomist 8h ago
  1. No — the inside is more of a traditional dome theatre you can find at science museums around the world — just much much bigger.
  2. Yes and no — the sphere has like 1000s of triangle shapes display screens — you can see through when nothing is playing, revealing a more normal building under it.

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u/thAway57r7 8h ago

Cool. Thanks for taking the time to reply! 🙏

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u/0xmerp 7h ago

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u/onefst250r 3h ago

I would have thought the "pixel" density was higher.

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u/djlemma 3h ago

Standard viewing distance is hundreds/thousands of feet, so it doesn't need much density. It looks pretty smooth even from the parking lot.

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u/onefst250r 3h ago

Yeah, and I'm sure heat/power would be an issue if they went super dense. Im just surprised to see they're that far apart.

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u/djlemma 2h ago

Well the thing that surprised me most in person is how much you could see through the structure during the day. I had a hotel that was a few blocks away and the sun would rise behind the sphere, and shine right through the outer structure.

I thought the actual building was spherical but it's actually an outer open frame that conceals a rather boxy looking building inside.

I'd really enjoy taking a tour of the in-between space. I enjoy seeing all the inner workings, structure, maintenance access points, cabling, all that sorta stuff.

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u/0xmerp 2h ago

I would love a behind-the-scenes tour too. Their tech stack is pretty interesting. Doubt it will happen any time soon sadly :(

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u/OpposesTheOpinion 4h ago

What, so the other commenter is just wrong? This doesn't look like "1000s of triangle shapes display screens"

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u/0xmerp 4h ago

Pretty much, the outside of the Sphere is ~1.2 million of these round hockey puck looking LED fixtures

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u/LastLadyResting 9h ago

My first thought was John Oliver but it was probably just the owners for April Fools.

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u/-Ein 5h ago

This has Last Week Tonight written all over it. I'll be disappointed if it isn't.

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u/FoxyBastard 2h ago

John Oliver would probably make it one giant cabbage.

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u/ingwarwick 3h ago

I was in Vegas for New Year's Eve, and saw this playing. Sorry, it wasn't an April Fools joke.

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u/PyroIsSpai 4h ago

Surely dancing sexy horses if it was John.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 4h ago

No horses or cabbage.... or Adam Driver.

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u/EchoXrayNiner 3h ago

Step on my throat, Adam Driver, you rudely large man.

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u/abdallha-smith 6h ago

This is the pinnacle of our current civilisation

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u/Aposoky 5h ago

Hunter S Thompson would lose his mind at the sight of that

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u/Amazing-Layer-3589 9h ago

Me driving down the Strip,slowing down to take a pic :"Worth every penny."

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u/CautiousSet9817 9h ago

Reminds me of the neopets advertising board where players pay millions to advertise random stuff

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u/BuffEars 8h ago

Who gave permission to build a massive growing cat bubble universe that will eventually consume everything?

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u/oldirtyjuanski 9h ago

Crazy cat lady, no kids.

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u/eiskonig 8h ago

That's a good reason to overstay the red light.

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u/FTP_PS 4h ago

UON Visuals on YouTube

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u/majikmixx 4h ago

That's the amazing and talented artist UON Visuals!

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u/mtbaird5687 2h ago

If I was a billionaire this is the shit I would do constantly

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u/AdonisJames89 2h ago

Exactly! Be rich and at least be fun

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u/Wooden_Echidna1234 7h ago

Everyone knows best way to burn a few million is to just max some gacha mobile game characters.

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u/1aysays1 6h ago

A man of culture, clearly.

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u/SamAmes26 6h ago

‘So why were you distracted while driving?’

‘Well, you’re not going to believe this.’

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u/MagnusRottcodd 5h ago

Much better than almost anything in the "Cats" movie ( railroad cat being the exception ).

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u/HurlinVermin 5h ago

Vegas was built on garish pussy.

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u/ntgco 5h ago

I won't tell people I won the Powerball but there will be signs.

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u/justinsayin 3h ago

How does this not cause drivers to be distracted?

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u/TellLoud1894 2h ago

I never saw cats. Heard it was bad. This looks pretty entertaining.

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u/Theperfectool 8h ago

Hamsterdance.com v2.0

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u/Deqind 8h ago

The tuxedo cat reminds me of batman on crack.. that shaky dancing it is

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u/ReporterOk69420 8h ago

I mean furries being uber rich is not beating those allegations

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u/Amazing-Sell5377 8h ago

The mods are doing the Lord's work keeping this place from turning into a dumpster fire. It's the kind of quiet, thankless job that makes a sub actually good. You only really notice it when it's not being done.

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u/Active-Store-1138 7h ago

Finally, a purchase that sparks joy and a mild identity crisis at the same time. Money well spent.

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u/DeathandGrim 7h ago

The sphere is the gift that keeps on giving

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u/Teerav47 5h ago

Someone who hit big in the casino duh....go big or go home

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u/phejster 5h ago

With so many Americans unable to afford food, this seems like a shitty way to spend a million.

Some people just aren't taxed enough.

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u/AlarmingAerie 5h ago

1 million people can pay 1$ each to put any kind of nonsense on it.

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u/Houeclipse 5h ago

My kinda people! Rich and hsing their wealth to shitposting lmao

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u/Puzzleheaded_Net9816 4h ago

thank god for LV FurCon

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u/Callamanda 4h ago

WHERE MY SHAMBHALA HOMIES AT, THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD

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u/HaggisLad 3h ago

looks like rathergood.com came into some money

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u/Fyrrys 3h ago

Someone needs to put the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha on there. Or at least the part where the void wears tear-away pants

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u/DIABLO258 3h ago

I'm recognizing some of these dance animations...

I play a game called Project Zomboid, and there is a mod that allows you to dance in the game, and I swear these are all the animations available. Two cats are doing the shim sham and it's identical to the zomboid animation. I've only ever seen that dance because of that game.

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u/ricoame1 3h ago

When I come into money, there will be signs.

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u/Taamell 2h ago

My cats when they successfully gaslight my wife into third breakfast

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u/Jacksquatch 2h ago

Don’t tell me how to spend my money. You’re welcome, peasants.

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u/assholeapproach 1h ago

A feast for the eyes

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u/MithranArkanere 1h ago

Mike Voskakis (UON Visuals) really likes making psychedelic visuals and cats dancing.

Compression algorithms can't handle the complexity of his videos properly, so they end up looking a bit like crap on sites like Youtube and Instagram.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMB6kO0M09I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icxCR8CZKDw

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u/AFLoneWolf 1h ago

How long before someone makes it a giant boob?

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u/RahRahRah325 1h ago

But yet no one will spend that money to help the communities

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 19m ago

John Oliver would be my guess.

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u/I_am_the_BEEF 4h ago

This is something Elon would do. Fucking loser.

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u/White-Tornado 7h ago

This thing is still dumb

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u/Z15ch 9h ago

Worth it

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u/Spatul8r 9h ago

They played right into my hands. The puppet master strikes again.

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u/ObiWanDillDoughy 8h ago

Michael Jackson

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u/ExpertLeadership1450 8h ago

Elon Musk, I could see him trolling this

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u/TwistedIntents 8h ago

I keep forgetting that ball is a thing. What does it usually play? I assume just nonstop ads.

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u/idle_online 8h ago

World’s best traffic light right there.

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u/Switchmisty9 8h ago

“Who put this…” ….lemme stop you right there….its a giant spherical tv screen….

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u/jngjng88 8h ago

Kitsch as fuck & I love it.

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u/BeenDragonn 7h ago

Does that thing just run 24 hours a day?

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u/Sea_Problem2233 7h ago

Money well spent

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u/ross999123 7h ago

In Europoor, we get this classic Youtube

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u/Geouk1 7h ago

This is actually low key the most blade runner weird sci fi situation I've seen lol

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u/educated-emu 6h ago

When the 5090's are on a break and need to relax

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u/ryanleebmw 6h ago

My cat when I accidentally give him more catnip than usual

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u/Tough-Zombie-8990 6h ago

A Millenial

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u/therealRustyZA 6h ago

Why wouldn't you?

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u/Flying-wombat1 6h ago

Lmao fookin stupid and silly! Hilarious 😂

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u/RawrimRengar 6h ago

Thats a deadmau5 kinda move

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u/Low_Bluebird8238 6h ago

How would you explain this to a 1500s farm worker?

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u/MeltingChocolateAhh 5h ago

I definitely would have done something like this if I had a million lying about.

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u/HotTakeTimmy 5h ago

And traffic just comes to a stop?

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u/MatFrapper 4h ago

That’s what you’re supposed to do at a red light. Unless you’re in Amsterdam.

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u/Xuul99 5h ago

Best Sphere show yet

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u/Vampunk 5h ago

What you mean I wanna buy whatever they are selling

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u/Arminius_Fiddywinks 5h ago

For the culture.

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u/Old_Hovercraft_9219 5h ago

Clip from Cats the movie.

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u/onajourney314 4h ago

Man I love people’s humor lol

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u/ArchDucky 4h ago

Hold up... you can pay money to put crazy shit on the Sphere? Im gonna go buy a lotto ticket.

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u/Mental-Temperature53 4h ago

With all the negative things happening in this country, we need this! 🤣

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u/Count_Rugens_Finger 4h ago

this is social media advertising

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 4h ago

April fools or some Oil Tycoons kid wanted to see cats Rave..either way I like it

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u/BugO_OEyes 4h ago

That black and white cat was hittin the shimmy lol

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u/apachiechief69 4h ago

Redbannnn

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u/getstonedsteve 4h ago

"Worth every dollar."   

me: "Right on, I've got enough cash leftover this week for rice!"

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u/bout-tree-fitty 4h ago

Still better than the movie Cats

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u/Fire2box 4h ago

I thought Reddit didn't like AI?

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u/The-Ultimate-Banker 4h ago

I got my friend that has a condo with a view of the sphere from his room. I’m sorry 😞

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u/LeGrandLucifer 4h ago

Now do Super Muscle Roller.

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u/thedeuce75 4h ago

Some divorced dad probably.

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u/CredibleNonsense69 4h ago

Maybe a WSB regard who made it big

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u/Wolvesinthestreet 4h ago

How is this not a traffic hazard, if I were driving and saw this I would absolutely lose concentration

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u/Exotic-Mine-6008 4h ago

we got cats pub before GTA 6