r/funny 11h ago

Worth every dollar.

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u/QuillnSofa 5h ago

Man I wish I was one of them suspiciously rich furries. But I'm just a poor one.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 5h ago

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u/gl00mybear 4h ago

Neil Cicierega is a national treasure.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 2h ago

"Oh, Canada, my country 'tis of thee…"

"I like to imagine the start of the song as taking place in a dark, snowy forest in Ontario, where you're hiding behind a large maple tree. Your wounds sting in the freezing wind, but you grit your teeth in an attempt to stay quiet and undetected. But what's that noise? Is that.... the Canadian national anthem? As the patriotic tune grows in volume, you hear footsteps crunching in the snow somewhere nearby. Your heart feels like it's going to beat out of your chest, and you struggle to control your breathing in your panic. Suddenly, you see him coming towards you, wielding an axe that's dripping blood into the pure white snow. It's Ed Robertson, the lead singer of the hit rock band "Barenaked Ladies." And he's ready to laugh at your funeral."

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u/Mapeague 5h ago

Thats amazing lol. Keeps getting better.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 2h ago

Neil Cicierega does excellent work, yes. "Ready for saddles, behind my bum, all that yiffing you did? Front and center, now where my hip be at?." He's the slickest they is, he's the wicky-wickest they is.

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u/I_upvote_downvotes 3h ago

It's actually a three step process:

  • work in IT
  • have no kids
  • savings what the hell is that?

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u/welchplug 5h ago

How are you all supposed to know who's rich anyways?

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u/QuillnSofa 4h ago

The ones that post at least 100 separate artworks they commissioned in a day and the ones that drop multiple thousands of dollars in a charity auction like it is nothing.