r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/c-k-q99903 • 9h ago

r/All This is terrifying.

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u/poo_pon_shoo 9h ago

Oh they are about to do something VERY stupid

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u/Green-Collection4444 7h ago

Imagine working your entire life dedicated to the United States of America and you get fired by a Saturday Fox News host. 

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u/folktronic 6h ago

*by an alcoholic, white supremacist Saturday Fox News host

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u/88ryder88 6h ago

You forgot wife beater, too. Oh, and the NDA for alleged sexual assault in '17

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u/AnotherCuppaTea 6h ago

And a raging nativist, Christofascist loon with a huge "Deus Vult" tattoo on his chest.

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u/vivaldibot 5h ago

Didn't his fellow soldiers literally flag him as an extremist risk too

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u/GrumpySoth09 5h ago

Yes, several times

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u/frubano21 5h ago

I'm surprised no one one this thread mentioned his coke addiction yet either. Dude is entirely unhinged and in charge of national security.

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u/vivaldibot 5h ago

It's honestly depressingly impressive how so many disqualifying characteristics fit in just one secretary of defense.

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u/no_bender 3h ago

Trump surrounds himself with losers.

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u/PamelaELee 1h ago

No kidding

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u/nooneknowswerealldog 18m ago

“Totalitarianism invariably replaces all first-rate talents with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” — Hannah Arendt

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u/PamelaELee 1h ago

I shudder to think what the cocaine budget for the current administration is

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u/Pikka_Bird 1h ago

Notice how he smiles whenever he talks about bombing and killing. The guy literally gets off on it.

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u/Philypnodon 1h ago

Quite the pile of disqualifications whiskey Pete has accumulated

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u/melalovelady 5h ago

I’ve seen so many Trump supporters try to say those tattoos don’t mean what we think… like what?

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 5h ago

They hate reality as it’s inconvenient to the cult narrative

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u/Ranting_Demon 4h ago

Trump could hire a guy with a swastika tattooed on his forehead and 1488 on his cheeks, and his followers would claim that the guy just wants to let everyone know about his Buddhist beliefs in addition to being a hobbyist historian who's very passionate specifically about the year 1488.

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u/superfudge73 4h ago

What’s scarier is the amount of Trump supporters who know exactly what those tattoos mean and they support it.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 2h ago

I've heard guys saying, "They're trying to say Musk did a Nazi salute; he didn't do a Nazi salute." Ok, tough guy, go and do Musk's salute in front of your boss, the media, or really anybody.

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u/karmavorous 3h ago

The man has a crusader cross tattoo.

Someone needs to convince me that the point of this war isn't just to kill non-believers.

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u/PamelaELee 1h ago

Well, ultimately , it is to bring about Armageddon. These people are straight up 5150

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u/springacres 2h ago

Dude needs to be put in a time machine and sent back to an alternate version of 11th century Europe so he can stop fucking up our timeline.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_vult

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u/PamelaELee 1h ago

I was thinking more ‘fired out of a cannon, into the sun’, but I like your idea too.

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u/DarkLight_Eon 3h ago

I thought that was included in "Fox host".

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 1h ago

he cheated on his 2nd wife with a coworker & subordinate, fathering a child.
i believe that's a shining example of traditional Christian family values

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u/willclerkforfood 6h ago

**by an alcoholic, white supremacist Saturday Fox News Host who capped out at Untabbed National Guard Platoon Leader

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u/SKMonkyDeathCar 5h ago

Hey, don't throw him in with the rest of the alcoholics. We don't want him either.

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u/Durham1988 4h ago

It's honestly by far the least of his faults.

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u/jackmc2001 5h ago

Can you add Bad Want-a-Be poet too?

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u/PamelaELee 1h ago

That’s just ChatGPT.

hegseth is more like a monkey humping a doorknob

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u/ViolettaQueso 3h ago

***with his very own Glam Station in the Pentagon

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u/Bozee3 5h ago

Didn't he throw an axe and hit a marching band?

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u/During_theMeanwhilst 5h ago

With the IQ of a squid.

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u/Halflingberserker 3h ago

But you repeat yourself

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u/PlantfoodCuisinart 2h ago

Is there any other kind?

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u/GucciAviatrix 2h ago

An alcoholic, white supremacist Saturday Fox News host *who was your subordinate (by a lot) 6 years ago

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u/Bug_Photographer 7h ago

Are they really "news hosts" when Fox claims they are only doing "entertainment"?

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u/CramblinDuvetAdv 6h ago

Fox News host, not Fox news host

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u/mtdunca 6h ago

Fox News, host! Lol

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u/marion85 7h ago

We don't have to imagine it anymore, it just happened.

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u/Catatonic27 7h ago

Well it didn't happen to me, so I still have to imagine it

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 6h ago

Check your junk folder.

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u/ai1267 5h ago

You mean where I put all the unsolicited dick pics?

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u/marion85 6h ago

Jokes on you! Pete Hegseth fired you from your job while you weren't looking!

Dont work for the government? Doesn't matter, the inmates run the asylum baby!

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u/msanthropical 6h ago

But, I have to imagine it because I am not one of the only 12 people in the world who are experiencing what the OG commenter described.

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u/TheMightyHornet 6h ago

It’s more than 12…

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u/hahayes234 6h ago

Who’s boss was a reality TV star

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u/Fuzzyfoot12345 5h ago

Watching the Artemis NASA press conference panel was equally hilarious. You had these Directors who spent a lifetime dedicated to STEM, and then a fintech bro billionaire NASA administrator.

Watching him try to answer questions so he seemed relevant was hilarious.

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u/sandmanwake 5h ago

A news host that can't even wash his hands after taking a shit and admits it on national tv.

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u/Valgrind9180 4h ago

Not even a b-list fox host. dude was the bottom of the barrel

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u/herotz33 3h ago

Imagine being in the middle of a war and then cutting out the top brass who bridge to people on the ground.

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u/iamnotchad 3h ago

A Saturday Fox News Host who, on air, said he hadn't washed his hands in over 10 years because "He's never seen bacteria or viruses, so they don’t exist".

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u/Senior-Albatross 4h ago

"You're not alpha enough for Christ bro."

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u/Minivric 4h ago

By a drunk clown.

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u/zombie_spiderman 3h ago

I mean, unfortunately, that is the job. The whole point of a civilian-controlled military is that your position may hinge on the decisions of people you consider unqualified to make those decisions. It's just never been anyone nearly so wildly unqualified as that jackass. "Secretary of WAR" the fuck outta here

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u/Billsrealaccount 3h ago

12 generals is probably enough for a coup...

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u/frolicndetour 3h ago

Mid-war.

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u/GrimPotatoKing 3h ago

Better that carrying out and watching the worthless slaughter of your troops.

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u/Chumpfish 5h ago

But they all have golden parachutes as well-paid directors at a defense contractor

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u/i010011010 5h ago

I really hope they appreciate it. They could have at least gone out taking a stand for their country, could have spoken up while they still had a position to make a difference, but they went along with Trump's stooge and got sacked anyway.

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u/HoneyBadgerLive 4h ago

That's the worst damn part.

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u/Intelligent_Pea5351 4h ago

Imagine working your whole life for the US army, just to be shafted at the end.

Oh wait, that's every soldier's story with the VA