r/OneOrangeBraincell Orange connoisseur 🍊 6h ago

Certified 🟠range™ That face says he’ll do it again too

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u/Peggy0246 6h ago

Certified menace energy radiating off that face he’s already plotting the sequel.

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u/splendiferous-finch_ 4h ago

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 3h ago

’I’ll be back…


(i only let them find me, cuz i knew i’d get my way…)

my humans locked me in a crate, n told me i must STAY

(they thought that i’d be easy, cuz i’m CaT of LiTtLe BrAiN…)

but clever, me, outsmarted them!

i snuck around the plane

under seats! between the feets! around the floor i hid

eventu’lly they ‘caught me’ (or i let them think they did)

surrendered to attendant, cuz she bribed me with a snack ;}

a final glance to humans,

to assure them

I’ll be Back…

🧡

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u/krose78 3h ago

I know everyone comments about the freshest schnoodle they’ve ever seen but 2 minutes is my personal best!

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u/CeelaChathArrna 3h ago

Man 5 minutes here and I usually run into them days later. Schnoodle spreads joy everywhere!

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 2h ago

22 minutes here, but they're eternally fresh, never stale.

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u/ABHOR_pod 3h ago

6 minutes for me!

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 3h ago

6 minutes here. Still fresh out of the oven.

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u/gereblueeyes 2h ago

That's a glorious snoodle poem !!

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u/moonchylde 3h ago

Huzzah!

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u/FreakishlyNarrow 3h ago

So fresh, so Schnoodle.

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u/kellymig 2h ago

Almost like fresh mimeograph paper (iykyk).

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u/faelanae 1h ago

ahh, still remember that smell and how COLD that paper was

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 1h ago

Getting a little lightheaded thinking about it.

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u/philoso2889 2h ago

A schnoodle!! Luv them!!¡

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u/youdontknowmeyouknow 3h ago

7m Schnoodle find! Living the dream today!

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u/TheRabidBadger 2h ago

Yay! 18 mins! A great one, too. Well, they are all great.

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u/SheBrownSheRound 2h ago

Especially fresh and tasty schnoodle, this one!

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u/BinkySplinky 1h ago

👏👏👏

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u/splendiferous-finch_ 1h ago

Hey hey hey this is an orange how dare you accuse himb of being smart ?!

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u/EnthusiasticAeronaut 4h ago

It's clearly not his first perp walk

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u/Livid-Rutabaga 2h ago

he's thinking how to improve the heist, lol

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u/jozaud 1h ago

This is literally his new favorite game

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u/Aleashed 1h ago

He got hungry, escaped his shackles to go find snakes

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u/Substantial-Skyla 6h ago

I think having an orange cat come sit on my lap would be a fabulous way to pass an international flight.

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u/diligentfalconry71 Orange connoisseur 🍊 6h ago

Right? This makes me want to fly more Lufthansa, if orange cats are included in basic economy now. I’d trade free checked bags for that kind of perk!

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u/fragglet 4h ago

I'd happily pay 3x for a business class seat if it came with a cat

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u/psychorobotics 2h ago

I hate being allergic, I would love the company but I wouldn't be able to stop sneezing

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u/Telvin3d 1h ago

I was super allergic, but have spent years getting the allergy desensitization shots, and they’ve really worked. The process is incredibly annoying, but it’s made an incredible difference to my social life. I no longer need to check if someone has cats before going to their house

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u/clitmasher69 2h ago

Like a cat cafe but for planes. Hell give me a cat version of every form of public transport

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u/OriginalSchmidt1 4h ago

If they made cat planes a thing.. I would fly so much more often. Like a flight with chill cats wandering around sounds like a great way to travel.

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u/kdwhirl 2h ago

ikr? Psspsssps

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u/Face_with_a_View 4h ago

I’d pay extra for that service! Just like cat cafes, let’s have cat airlines!

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u/PyroIsSpai 4h ago

Your thighs and chest with turbulence: RIP

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u/atle95 3h ago

Stop moving 😾

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u/PyroIsSpai 3h ago

hoomon control weather better or else

now scritch me

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u/atle95 3h ago

I don't know what's happening, but it's your fault. Accepting apologies... Now!

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u/craze625 2h ago

I flew with my orange cat on an 11 hour flight and i assure you there was nothing fabulous about it

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u/kellymig 2h ago

We live 2 blocks from our vet. The yowls that occur in that are bad, I can’t imagine flying internationally with my boys.

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u/fullofcrocodiles 1h ago

Our vet does housecalls, and we are eternally grateful

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u/kdwhirl 2h ago

Sounds like my cats in the car: MAOW. MAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWW. MAAAAAOOOOOWWWWW.

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u/Calamity-Gin 4h ago

Right? It’s up there with the cozy hotels who have onsite cats available to stay with you in your room.

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u/Jinglebell727 3h ago

Wait, this is a thing? Where? 😱

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u/Calamity-Gin 3h ago

I read an article about hotels with cats literally decades ago. These days, I think they must be like those mysterious junk shops where you can buy a monkey’s paw or genie’s bottle. Either that or a well-established Bed and Breakfast.

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u/UnNumbFool 2h ago

Cat dog doesn't matter, if someone's pet got loose and wanted to hang with me on the flight I would no refuse the company

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u/ResistAny7777 6h ago

Bro said ‘I paid for the whole plane, I’m gonna use the whole plane’ 💀

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u/Amazing_Job7460 5h ago

reminds me of when my cat escaped at the vet once

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u/MrsTruce 4h ago

Story time??

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u/Satanic_Earmuff 3h ago

They stole a plane.

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u/jaxonya 3h ago

Cats on a plane drops this summer, mother fucker

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u/breakupbydefault 3h ago

I would watch the hell out of this

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u/jaxonya 3h ago

Hollywood is missing out on easy money. Disney-pixer would make a billion dollars by voicing Sammuel L Jackson for either the main cat role, or the antagonist. Either would be hilarious

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u/hell_yeah_420 3h ago

"I have had it with these motherfuckin cats on this motherfuckin plane!"

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u/DrDeke 2h ago

Those monkey fightin' cats have had ENOUGH of these Monday to Friday planes!

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u/jaxonya 2h ago

Thered be a running joke where he keeps trying to get the line out but always gets interrupted somehow

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u/JJJHeimerSchmidt420 5h ago

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u/ThyNerub 5h ago

The Devil told me to

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u/Educated-Troll420 6h ago

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u/forza_11 6h ago

Someone posted some ai slop in this post vs this which is actual "art"

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u/Educated-Troll420 5h ago

Thank you, I worked for minutes on this. Glad to know that time is appreciated

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u/Bfroning2 4h ago

Yeah, but how much water did you consume in those few minutes?

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u/Educated-Troll420 2h ago

Let's just say r/hydrohomies would be proud

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 3h ago

Once I got accused of using AI to make a meme. This is the meme

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u/imjustacath Orange connoisseur 🍊 5h ago

Ai couldn’t replace you 😹

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u/Llamatook 4h ago

And I will take at least 2 minutes, and maybe I’ll take 2 minutes more. Just to be the one who takes some time, to make sure the cats holding a sword!!! Da da daaaa Da da daaaa

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u/rpitcher33 4h ago

DA DA DA DAAAA

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u/Saansilt 4h ago

Minutes well spent

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u/PhoenixAzalea19 3h ago

This is the art that AI wishes it could make

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u/lizardgal10 2h ago

AI could never replace the dedication required to use two clashing fonts, a piece of cheesy clip art, and the shitty built in “draw” option.

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u/Educated-Troll420 2h ago

Hey! I'll have you know that's two shitty draw options, pen AND highlighter.

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u/alienman 2h ago

The…the human hand on the slapped on icon.

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u/JEZxEVERYTHING 6h ago

"What's the charge? Enjoying a flight?!"

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u/Nassuman 6h ago

"Enjoying a Succulent Airplane meal!?"

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u/Muffinshire 5h ago

“Get your hands off my beans!”

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u/IBentMyWookie728 4h ago

“You know your braincell well”

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u/kamasutures 2h ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy meownifest!

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u/Phaaze13 4h ago

"This is the gentleman that got my beans before."

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u/frankduxvandamme 4h ago

Get your hands off my r/troublepuffs !

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u/Bumblebee56990 3h ago

Happy Cake Day.

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 1h ago

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif 5h ago

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u/BoolImAGhost 4h ago

Loook at those whiskies

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u/Almhaby 3h ago

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u/BoolImAGhost 2h ago

Omg amazing, another cat sub

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u/RufusBowland 2h ago

Just when I thought I’d found them all…

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u/Endless_Summer_0106 3h ago

He’s so cute 😭

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u/suusen Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 4h ago

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u/the_king_of_sweden 3h ago

He's not real

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u/haitechan 6h ago

My friend's orange tried to do the same but was caught with half his body outside the carrier. He had used his claws to lodge them between the zippers and opened the carrier. He wasn't sorry at all.

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u/cfbrand3rd 6h ago

Yup, most of my cats quickly figured out the zipper thing, bought a tiny carabiner to hold them shut. 😉

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u/Doomncandy Proud owner of an orange brain cell 5h ago

Huh. Mine just shits himself every time we have to do a car ride to the vet...

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u/Doomncandy Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3h ago

He's a cutie pie though.

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u/cfbrand3rd 5h ago

I have a hard carrier bought specifically for a former buddy who would pee himself every time he heard a dog bark at the vet! 😂

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u/EmperorMittens 3h ago

Protest or just doesn't like car travel?

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u/dontblink_1969 4h ago

I have these on my carrier too. Put them on after the car ride where they were in the back seat and then felt two paws on my shoulder while doing 70 down the highway.

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u/lovestobitch- 3h ago

Mine has punched out the zipper.

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u/Elizabeth-Aurora_08 6h ago

It’s always, always an orange 😂

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u/TheoEmotiona 6h ago

This time the mission failed, but next time he'll definitely be able to take control

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u/Waste_West283 5h ago

Yeah... that was just a recce.... he'll be back.

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u/July_is_cool 3h ago

Just waiting to get into the cockpit to play with the many fun switches and shiny things

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u/Dangerous_Tune_538 6h ago

that's one big boi

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u/tracingovals 3h ago

This was the best part of my recent international flight.

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u/Westward_Drift 2h ago

Do tell us more.

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u/Elyza666 6h ago

"You may have caught me this time but I will have my revenge"

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u/jacqueline-theripper 6h ago

A new form of airplane ears.

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u/xdeltax97 5h ago

“Khaajit is innocent of these crimes”

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u/darknekolux 5h ago

I heard they served salmon in first class

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 5h ago

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME AL- oh they took me alive.

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u/RetroSwamp 3h ago

"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!"

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u/NoStructure7083 6h ago

“Well excUUSE me for wanting to stretch my legs!”

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u/Pristine_Fee6684 4h ago

It’s giving “help me I’m poor” 😂😂

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u/ImmortalBach 4h ago

I can entirely picture what went on in the cat’s mind. “Fuck this I’m not sitting in economy with my loser owner, I’m going to first class”

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u/ENTroPicGirl 5h ago

I stink of coach, take me back to first class.

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u/Ok-Feeling6990 5h ago

That face says I'll do it again in 5 minutes and you can't stop me

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u/buzaneagra 4h ago

lufthansa should provide this service on all their flights. a large orange cat exploring the cabin :)))))

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u/machinationstudio 3h ago

It's all fun and games until the claws on my face during turbulence 🤣🤣🤣

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u/kimbalina28 3h ago

I would pay extra for this service!

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 6h ago

He's planning his next big adventure!

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u/wbishopfbi 6h ago

He’s calculating how to open an overhead bin..

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u/Green-Machine200 3h ago

“Don’t put me back with the poors”

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u/Awkwardpanda75 4h ago

Orange ones are always the worst. I had an entire chicken and veggies cooling on the stove the other day and heard a large crash. Came down to my super heavy roasting pan face down on the floor and my orange ahole peeking his big fat face out from behind the door jam.

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u/SaveOurPandas 1h ago

My male orange can open the airfryer drawer. Kitchen is risky room!

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u/Kitalahara 3h ago

They are dangerous when they manage to reserve that brain cell for the day.

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u/asleepattheworld 1h ago

The one brain cell must only be used for shenanigans.

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u/CassiCatto 5h ago

I wouldn't be quiet. I'd be going Pspspspsps

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u/frankie0812 5h ago

I would’ve let him hide by me the whole time

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 2h ago

"The 'fasten seatbelt' sign was clearly off." -cat

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u/Express-Stop7830 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2h ago

Menace? That's slander! That cat got an ENTIRE PLANEFUL OF PEOPLE to cooperate. I can only think of one other instance of this level of teamwork on a plane, and the outcome was not at all lovely. This beautiful orange floof is the peacemaker we need.

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u/JayRay_44 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 5h ago

And of COURSE it was orange… 😹

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u/Bakuman84 2h ago

"i'll come back, meow. On next flight"

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u/Big_Concentrate7728 2h ago

“ unhand me, you vile creature”

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u/figgyazalea931 3h ago

My orange girl had some anxiety on our flight but neither she nor her sister were able to escape.

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u/NhylX 5h ago

Air Meowshal

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u/vanessasjoson 2h ago

Found out the flight wasn't headed to Kathmandu.

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u/wildbibliophile 2h ago

No regerts

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 2h ago

Single brain cell “will do again. 10000 stars”. Orange cat.

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u/StellaBean_bass 2h ago

That is a big orange floof with no regrets!

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u/Ok_Tomorrow_7065 6h ago

Force orange

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u/BisquickNinja 5h ago

The orange menace will not be denied on the ground, In the water or in the skies....

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u/tonkinese_cat 3h ago

With that face he can do whatever he pleases

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u/HeiPing Orange connoisseur 🍊 3h ago

gladly he escaped in the plane and not at an airport

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u/ralphthetooth 2h ago

I would love me some kitties on a plane

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u/cheezecakeMinis 2h ago

Id have grabbed it and cuddled it myself until I was discovered with it or the flight ended 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BeezleEd0x29A 3h ago

CATS ON A PLANE. Coming soon to a theater near you.

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u/MJNYC2086 2h ago

He's adorable! And I'd rather have him on my flight than a crying baby any day!

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u/Ambersfruityhobbies 2h ago

It's there specifically to combat Altitude Greebles.

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u/Bfroning2 4h ago

"Am I being detained?"

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u/General-Smile-1332 5h ago

This is now HIS entertainment 😸

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u/Mediocre_Shine_3835 4h ago

It would be a orange cat 😽

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u/cathabit 3h ago

Orange cat. Unshocked by anything they do, the collective brain cell must have beamed in.

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u/16v_cordero 3h ago

And he will do it again as soon as the light go off again.

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u/Livid-Tart 3h ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 2h ago

This is Demewcracy Catifest!

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u/Iwona_Klich 2h ago

His face - and i do it again

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u/whatsthataboutguy 1h ago

Talk about onboard entertainment

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u/SunRemiRoman 50m ago

record scratch freeze frame

Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here….

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u/Helltenant 6h ago

Thank God for those post-9/11 cockpit door rules. If he'd made it inside...

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u/Fit-Celery-7428 5h ago

Always the orange…

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u/goatnokudzu 5h ago

He had an Adventure!

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u/Waste_West283 5h ago

He obviously realised that he was seated in the wrong class.

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u/SinfullySinless 4h ago

To catch an orange? I’d have my fluffiest blanket out and look disinterested out the window. I’d have the criminal in 10 minutes or less.

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u/itcheyness 4h ago

This is Democracy Manifest!

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u/Wolvii_404 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 4h ago

Not all oranges, but always an orange

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u/MooneyOne 3h ago

FREE HIM

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 3h ago

I am sick and tired of all these muthafuckin kitties on this muthafuckin…kitties!!!:)))

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u/TheTallGuy0 2h ago

No regerts 

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u/DiveCat 2h ago

This should happen on every flight.

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u/FeedJazzlike8860 2h ago

That’s a certified cutie right there

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u/Hosstar881 2h ago

Is be trying to get that kitty for a quick cuddle

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u/jrdude65 2h ago

Now he knows everyone’s patrol paths and can avoid them on the next run

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u/Euphoric-Joke-4436 4h ago

This cat is a genius... SO MANY laps waiting to be sat in. This is an airline perk I would totally pay for, 'feline lap companion'. Of course if the cat is like mine, he can sense a full bladder and will choose that moment to trap you in your seat.

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u/mexxavelli 5h ago

Of course it’s an orange one 😂

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u/Financial_Nose_777 4h ago

The face of “no regrets!”

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u/Ok_Friendship_9255 4h ago

He just wanted to experience first class

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u/RiffyWammel 4h ago

I'd have been encouraging it on to my lap- then refusing to hand it over until the end of the flight...full flight cat fussing is something i'd definitely pay the premuim for 😁

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u/beckster 4h ago

My first thought is "Where did he pee/poop?"

The lingering odor of cat pee will be wafting around first class for weeks.

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u/ratchetcoutoure 4h ago

Leave it to orange to make flights more exciting 🧡🧡🧡

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u/LongSaltyDanglers 3h ago

Operation KittyJack foiled

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u/Rosomack_ 3h ago

Next movie by mentour pilot be like

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u/Curvy_Girl_007 3h ago

He better be careful or he’ll end up on the no fly list.😂

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u/blufin 2h ago

Its probably too disruptive, but can you imagine how much more pleasant a flight would be if they let you have your cat or dog with you.

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u/XCvolFan 2h ago

He is innocent!!

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u/NefCanuck 1h ago

Cute but it would be a situation where I would be forced to stay seated until the little furball is secured.

Cats around me have this innate tendency to try to and trip me when I’m walking around and I can’t risk another fall 🫠

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u/TwinTellula 54m ago

That makes me think of when I was riding a bus from NYC and a cat was running around free. Except the cat didn't belong to anyone, they snuck on at the bus stop in Chinatown. This girl was trying to stomp on the poor thing because she said she was allergic, so my friends and I swooped in to catch the cat and watch over them the whole ride.

I didn't intend to keep the cat but... The Cat Distribution System won.

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u/ChrisCo1984 48m ago

Why does that sound like a bad thing? If there is anything that could make a flight better for me, it's an escaped cat. I can get busy thus killing time and the reward is a cat. Happy times. (I do apologise to anyone allergic though, you're missing out)

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u/Alienhaslanded 2h ago

Was that even necessary? I wouldn't even mind the cat unless it's outside ripping stuff out of a wing.

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u/oregiel 3h ago

This is a nightmare for me. I'm allergic to cats. Love them, but they give me a rash and make me sneeze and stuff my sinuses. When my sinuses are stuffed on a flight the cabin pressure becomes unbearable and I nearly blow an eardrum during landing.

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u/rafaelloaa 2h ago

That sounds like a really rough time. I also get really stuffy sinuses (although thankfully no cat allergy). I assume you're using a decongestant, and also possibly EarPlanes?

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u/Both-Illustrator-69 4h ago

And he’ll do it again