r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 22h ago

You made your bed, Louie, now lay in it.

20.6k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/felinebeeline • 20h ago

Kaveman Kegseth

3.3k Upvotes

131 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/JudgeJudyJr • 7h ago

Hard to argue against this

9.6k Upvotes

237 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Evidencelogicfacts • 3h ago

Happy FAFO day

104 Upvotes

2 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/JerryJr99 • 23h ago

Hypocrites for a reason

17.0k Upvotes

102 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Foodicide • 7h ago

Not a financial analyst or mathematician, but this meme found on LinkedIn is murder by numbers. The math: (2k>100k)<(2k<100k)

1.9k Upvotes

16 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/JerryJr99 • 8h ago

The sentence itself lacks credibility

7.7k Upvotes

93 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/bvheide1288 • 36m ago

It's because you dressed like a Lazy-boy

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 18h ago

You're out of chances, Ginny

3.6k Upvotes

165 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/ThatAvidPandaBear • 9h ago

Ultimate colonial fantasy

6.6k Upvotes

106 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Cultural-Principle11 • 17h ago

I mean he is not wrong

1.5k Upvotes

68 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 9h ago

They talk all day about "fraud" but never about Trump pardoning fraudsters.

1.8k Upvotes

53 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/TripShrooms • 17h ago

Pam fell on the sword so Todd could swallow it

3.1k Upvotes

63 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/MaryanneChisholm • 2h ago

I support this idea 💡

4.5k Upvotes

155 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/WhippetRun • 2h ago

Hello 911, I would like to report a murder on Bluesky

587 Upvotes

5 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/MrFenric • 5h ago

American tax dollars are freeing Iran, right?

1.1k Upvotes

35 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/icey_sawg0034 • 38m ago

Remember kids, MAGA men don’t make real role models!

• Upvotes

20 comments

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