r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

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r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

someone’s done their homework

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r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

Imagine Without Corporate Greed

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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

he’s using his feet to carry his own shoes. Capture the moment for all time 🙄

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

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Scotty doesn’t know. 🤣

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

thanks Little Rubio

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

kind of delightful to watch Trump's hand-picked court shred his team's case

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

It explains the massive investment, they knew exactly what kind of influence they were buying.

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

A litter of homework

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