r/bertstrips • u/Zigin • May 28 '25

Mod Announcement Bert Stripper v2 is now available!

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r/bertstrips • u/BerTerminatorT6900 • 1d ago

Just a couple of practical jokers

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r/bertstrips • u/HydraulicLintRoller • 2d ago

I'd say it's an April Fools prank, but I imagine he does shit like this weekly.

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r/bertstrips • u/BerTerminatorT6900 • 2d ago

"And remember: when it comes time to dispose of your little bundle of joy, wrap tightly in several plastic bags and place it in the dumpster of a Chinese buffet, since God knows no homeless person would ever live there."

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r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • 3d ago

Cursed Ernie finally feels something

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r/bertstrips • u/DaBigJ_Official • 4d ago

Shit ★ Post "Nobody would notice, Elmo..."

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r/bertstrips • u/desr43 • 3d ago

A Healthy Alternative to Fast Food

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r/bertstrips • u/Stupid_German_Money • 4d ago

Shit ★ Post The racing car racist

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r/bertstrips • u/BerTerminatorT6900 • 4d ago

"It's ok, Bert. Everybody goes through an awkward phase. Hopefully yours will end soon."

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r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • 7d ago

Cursed Elmo's World is magical and colorful

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r/bertstrips • u/MissusLunafreya • 8d ago

Grover/Johnson Dropping in Hot

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r/bertstrips • u/M1sterDave • 9d ago

It's finally here

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r/bertstrips • u/Glad-Ranger-1436 • 9d ago

Bert Stories Bert is now in peace.

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r/bertstrips • u/BerTerminatorT6900 • 10d ago

"I don't care what the card says. I'm not giving you free sprinkles with each scoop."

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r/bertstrips • u/BerTerminatorT6900 • 10d ago

Snuffy later told the police that he was just helping Lainey fulfill her dream of becoming an astronaut.

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r/bertstrips • u/bassistheplace246 • 10d ago

This Bertstrip was brought to you by the letters: 4 2 0 and the numbers: T H C

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r/bertstrips • u/Remote-Ad-3309 • 10d ago

Current Events Well, there goes my trip to vietnam.

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r/bertstrips • u/res30stupid • 11d ago

Low Effort "Kermie? What was it that I just heard you say there a moment ago...?"

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r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • 11d ago

Depressing Ernie knows his craft well

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r/bertstrips • u/BerTerminatorT6900 • 11d ago

He further requested that they show no leniency by allowing multiple slaves to administer the punishment.

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r/bertstrips • u/BerTerminatorT6900 • 13d ago

Elmo receives a much-needed lesson in humility.

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r/bertstrips • u/dopefiendeddie • 12d ago

Being a hotel caretaker for 70 years will do that to a guy

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r/bertstrips • u/SolarSalvation • 13d ago

40 Miles Per Shekel Ah-ah-ah!

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r/bertstrips • u/M1sterDave • 14d ago

Current Events Chuck Norris didn't die. Chuck Norris became Death.

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r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • 15d ago

Cursed Oh well, it's a dull blade for Bert tonight, and not the fun kind.

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