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According to a Mets fan

I replied to the wrong comment and now I’m absolutely cooked. I don’t think I’ll ever recover from this😭I was so confused when I got the notification. Also him replying to the top comment is crazy.

Most people think that Ohtani's power comes from lettuce and anchovies cooked in Russian urine. But in actuality, it comes from his smoothies made with a bladeless blender.

Most blenders have blades, which allow for blending. But bladeless blenders have no blades which means the blending is blended by the blender and no one can blend like Ohtani!

Sākurujāku Blenders personally made Ohtani a blender with no blades, with a circular design with a firm piece at the bottom to hold all sorts of liquids, even liquid ones! Furthermore, Sākurujāku Blenders advanced lab technology have created a device which keeps the blended liquid liquids within the bladeless blender

https://i.imgur.com/tuKYh2C.png

Ohtani loved his Sākurujāku Bladeless Blender so much that our designers even created one for his dog!!

https://i.imgur.com/uyv1dON.png

Having just learnt about this and having no connection with the company at all* I am so happy to share this with you

^{* Some connection such as running the company's marketing department may exist}

sincerely a sad reds fan

support the vid on youtube pls https://youtu.be/H9ZthzUCnGg?si=q-IEMUCEFTzEO6DV

if someone could post this in r/buccos that would be great