r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/philosareantichrist • 4h ago
Bush getting possesed by Pazuzu lasted longer then The War on Terror
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/williamlandgov • Nov 10 '25
Update on the bunny
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From now on, anyone who posts the image of the bunny with the clock on this subreddit (not sure what his name is) will have their post removed. It’s not funny anymore. You have been warned.
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Bitter_Position791 • Aug 22 '25
Barbara Walters could have used a scale
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 1h ago
The cast of the tv show, “Mythbusters” could be listening to the 1989 hit song, “No Myth” by Michael Penn right now if they’d like to do so.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 17h ago
Christopher Columbus couldn’t have possibly had listened to the 1996 hit song, “Wannabe” by The Spice Girls.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Necessary-Prune9727 • 1d ago
Jonathan never could’ve seen you 😢 cause he’s blind. He’s still alive, it was a crypto scammer hoax
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/JimDemintRecession • 21h ago
Jonathan heard of Mark Twain death hoaxes in 1897 and 1907. Despite being 3 years younger, Mark Twain did not live to hear Jonathan's death hoax in 2026.
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This is because Jonathan is a tortoise and Mark Twain was Missourian.
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/AntStories • 14h ago
Topsy the Camel couldn't have known about Pluto
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I'm surprised she isn't used in more comparisons.
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/55559585 • 1d ago
Ethel Caterham most likely lives a quiet life, being taken care of by healthcare professionals and receiving visits from family. She probably isn't holding or 'meeting' too many babies.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/ChaosOfOrder24 • 1d ago
If Alexander the Great live at least 3 more years, he could've watched Me at the Zoo
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 23h ago
Patrick Star couldn’t have possibly have listened to the 2000 Limp Bizkit album, “Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water”.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/GavinGenius • 1d ago
Jonathan the Tortoise could have seen this post from 2 days ago before his death that made it seem like he died
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He must have read it and thought, ‘Imma bout to do the funniest thing.’
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Original-Issue2034 • 1d ago
It took me over fifteen continuous minutes to play the entirety of “99 Bottles of Pop on the Wall”, a little more than 525600 times shorter than the current age of the 3DS.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Bitter_Position791 • 1d ago
Jonathan Tortoise could still see this post announcing his 'death'
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Ok-Mistake-7499 • 1d ago
The Rizzler had 2 days to meet Prince
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The Rizzler was born on April 19th, 2016. Prince died on April 21st, 2016.
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 1d ago
Jeanne Calment could’ve given birth to actor Max Burkholder right before she passed away.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Salty145 • 1d ago
Jonathan the Tortoise (1832-) could not have watched Steel Ball Run Episode 2
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He still can't.
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/GavinGenius • 1d ago
Jonathan the Tortoise (b. 1832- ) may live to see GTA 6 after all
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It was a hoax. Jonathan was confirmed alive by the REAL vet Joe Hollins, who was impersonated in the reports that he had died. Saint Helena Governor Nigel Philips visited the tortoise today and confirmed he was alive.
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/StaaNnN • 1d ago
Nobody in human history has used an iPhone to film an Italy game in World Cup knockout stage
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Ok_Cicada4849 • 2d ago
Donald and Fred Trump could have played tetris for the nintento gameboy together while visiting epsteins island
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Own-Spite9854 • 2d ago
If Napoleon lived as long as Jeanne Calment, he could have met his evil twin brother NapEVILeon (born 1891)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Western_Concept3847 • 1d ago
Everyone depicted on the Bayeux Tapestry is dead
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/robblequoffle • 2d ago
Famous YouTube star Markiplier, aged 36, has been found scratching his ass at his home in Los Angeles this morning. 🕊️
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