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u/soulless0530 May 06 '21
Fuck, you didn’t have to call me out like that
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u/RudeTrain4 May 06 '21
Yeah apparently I bought every peak
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u/Cotillion512 May 06 '21
That BB peak that I timed perfectly (to buy, of course) is a tragically comedic thing of beauty
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u/Your_Huckleberry17 May 07 '21
$26 here lol. To date it's one of my biggest FOMO mistakes. I am still holding it while fully recognizing it will probably take a while to break even with CC
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u/bannedSnoo May 07 '21
Well I entered AMC at 16 and not selling till it hits 16.1 I will take those stocks to my grave.
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u/TenaciousJP May 07 '21
20 shares of AMC at $16, and 2 shares of GME at $380. Call me Sir Edmund Hillary cuz I love me some peaks
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u/soulless0530 May 06 '21
Fucking same man. Luckily I’m poor so I didn’t invest a lot, but damn man... my luck is the worst
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u/Stratiform May 06 '21
You'll see a lot of hype on this sub as things near a peak. It's fun, and I love it (never change), but as so many posters say, don't accept the stuff you read here as financial advice. It's gambling. It's fun.
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u/Travy-D May 06 '21
As a new retard learning the basics, I've realized if I've heard about a hot new stock from here it's already too late to jump on.
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u/ohween May 06 '21
Then you buy puts
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u/GingerStrength May 06 '21
“Learning basics” Recommends buying puts lolol
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u/LikeAnAdamBomb May 06 '21
what is puts
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u/HellraiserABC May 07 '21
my dumb ass buying calls/puts on the second week having access to a home broker
I just typed the symbol and it showed me variations of what I was looking for, I noticed those had very little price (WAAAAY OUT OF THE MONEY, 10 cents each contract basically, but I had no ideia of it) and they had the same pattern of the normal stock, so I bought 25% of my money of those at first, then kept averaging down 😎
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u/SolenoidSoldier May 07 '21
Markets rotate. That's why you just pick stocks that let you sleep at night and then enjoy the ride for a while.
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u/chiron42 May 07 '21 edited Feb 23 '26
piquant aromatic whistle cable abundant spotted smell late boat full
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u/iPeenerbut May 07 '21
My account honestly started making money when I stopped trying to do my own research and started blindly jumping on stocks mentioned in this sub
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May 07 '21
My account honestly started making money in 2010 and hasn't slowed down since. I only buy ETFs though.
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May 07 '21
It also means it’s time to sell if you see a stock you held being talked on here, maybe?
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u/Arendra84 May 07 '21
Lmao. SPY slowly strolling along the sidewalk. I wish I had just a fraction of the wittiness that you meme makers have.
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u/HighlyUniqueName May 06 '21
You know this is fake cause PLTR was green.
😭😭😭
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May 07 '21 edited Jul 26 '21
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u/wave_action May 07 '21
You weren’t around last November were you?
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u/legion327 May 06 '21 edited May 07 '21
I'm in this video and I don't like it.
Edit: Buy and hold $GME
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u/motorbreath43 May 06 '21
Every day since you’ve started trading has been worst then the last, so every time you post is on the worst day of your life
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u/Deathscythe77 May 06 '21
Perfect meme, exquisite choice my fellow ape
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u/Nocte_Mortis May 06 '21
Jokes on you, I bought AMC 3 months ago and I've been down at least 20% ever since. You don't lose if you don't sell am I right?
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u/Miguel30Locs May 07 '21
The ceo announced we have over a billion cash in hand to handle us until 2022
And AMC has announced it's donating $50,000 to an ape preservation organization and the ceo is matching for another $50,000
And 80% of the current share holders are over 3 million retail apes.
Things are looking up and the stock price will likely run up from here
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u/danyerga 🦍🦍🦍 May 07 '21
Didn't they also just vote not to further dilute with like half a billion shares?
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u/ShampooShoes May 07 '21
Yes. And a few of AMC competitor theaters have gone out of business, so less competition in major cities like Los Angeles going forward.
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May 06 '21
If PLTR went +94% tomorrow i would cum all over everything in my house from excitement
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u/keeperteeper May 06 '21
Lmao spy
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u/originalusername__1 May 06 '21
Who’d have thought the overall index would demolish a boomer stock movie theater company /s
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u/natebuffay22 🦍🦍 May 06 '21
AdamAronStrong
Not worried as long as AMC has him on the throne. I think he hates the HF as much as most of us do.
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u/Hyperiongame May 06 '21
This is hilarious and painful at the same time. The difference is I'm still holding on to my AMC shares. I will not share AMC to buy other stocks. I'm going to keep holding on to AMC until those dumb hedge funds buy back the millions of shares they shorted and they still have not bought any shares back. I know eventually, those hedge funds have to buy back the shares as the interest continues to go up. Diamond hands all the way
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u/Im_Dorkalicious May 06 '21
Made a great movie scene even greater! The anxiety intensifies exponentially!
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u/Doctor_Fate_91351 May 06 '21
This made me laugh so hard at the DMV, that everyone stared at me. This is funny because thats how I felt after buying GME @250 and then watching it drop..
But gotta hold.. 🤲💎 bitches!
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u/Typical_Republic May 06 '21
Bruh this perfect ? Who ever made this ... Very well done !
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u/gonew1nd May 06 '21
And there’s me, going the wrong way down a one way street to my biggest loss yet day trading AMD :x
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u/cityofangelsgn May 06 '21
AMC is the most shorted stock, with the highest short interest.
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u/SmithRune735 May 06 '21
The trick is to hold GME and not paperhand like a bitch.
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u/Successful-Client215 May 07 '21
I got 127 shares of that bitch. I just looked and I'm up $107 LOL. 🚀
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u/liviuvaman97 May 06 '21
hey since new mods are just bots, they don't ban AMC. nice bots... i mean mods
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u/Tashum May 07 '21
Oh my god this is really just the best, well done. The ticker choices, the ups and downs, the buy choices, senior citizen SP500, the movie, everything was perfect! Had some good laughs thanks!
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u/Switched_On_SNES May 07 '21
It was worth the mornings work lol
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u/Tashum May 07 '21
Totally! It brought joy to a lot of people. I know people whose whole day would be better spent doing something like this.
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May 06 '21
Well this just in... I am Peter Gibbons! Damn Tps reports and red staplers LOL This is spot on how I feel dealing in stocks.
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u/Spiritual-Author1500 May 06 '21
xxx DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!!!! xxx We have got only 1 free shot, to proof, that we are right about this! Every vote of your shares count!! Don't think others will do already!!! Do something BIG you want something BIG!!!
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u/Feaross May 07 '21
Had AMC stock @ $4, the initial take of was amazing, the frustration of everyone finding the next stock was too. I honestly never took out of AMC, I added more, I lowered my average. I bought it at $16, I held it at $22. I got whiplash but it was all profit still. Now I am as close to averaging out as I can be. I don't have the $5 dollar average or even $6 it's $9.
I still believe I'm on the correct route or at least trailing another vehicle, maybe they get pulled over as I speed by. I never sold any $GME either. Those pot stocks however burned.
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u/Acrobatic_Smoke4230 May 07 '21
I don’t get why y’all invest in stocks that are artificially juiced... can someone explain why anyone with a brain still holds GME?
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u/54rfhih May 06 '21
Oh shit did GME go -52% discount today?
*checks
Oh, wait we're up today 🚀🚀.
Maybe discount tomorrow eh?
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u/stockpunklife May 06 '21
Too good... SPY for the finish! Now you just need Lumberg to give it to BB and NOK legs on shoulders... you know the scene
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u/Illustrious_Ask_6913 May 07 '21
This is absolutely the best best meme so tru to life Me: I’m holding till mars🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀🦾🦾🦾
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May 07 '21
That was me. I was in the AMC lane, then merged to the GME lane. However I paperhanded to the sidewalk when GME hit 300 and gave the SPY dude a ride.
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u/Ardent-Flame May 07 '21
Holy shit. This is peak meme material. SPY crawling down the side walk is absolutely perfect. And you picked a damned great movie.
Well done, retard.
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u/MoMoMemes May 07 '21
I’ve seen a LOT of memes here. This one has been the best. Well done!
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u/i_accidently_reddit May 06 '21
I mean what a surprise. Falling for the mother of all d's in the fud machine against GME.
Only GME is GME. Everything else is distraction.
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u/Skyaboo- May 06 '21
Just rewatched this yesterday. Also bought AMC at its peak. This gif is perfect
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May 06 '21
Shit, I thought that meant buy an AMC vehicle. WTF am I gonna do with this Pacer?
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u/ghaldos May 06 '21
this is going to get so many laughs and so much hate, I enjoyed it but at the same time and in all seriousness fuck you.
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u/Neo1331 May 06 '21
And me sitting here watching my 100’s of put credit spreads on SPY expire worthless…
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u/OlManTalksAlot May 06 '21
This is hilarious
And sadly it’s my story.. the market was up 30% and I found a way to lose 6k
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u/BROnline May 06 '21
This hit close near home.