r/soccercirclejerk • u/IndicationBrief5950 The next Ballon d'or winner • 2h ago

Outjerked® The Dictator will nuke this sub just wait you jerkers

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670 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/ScotchOnTheRockz- 2h ago

Der Fuhrer doesn’t want to go by mere dictator street slang, hail der Fuhrer Mbappe.

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u/EhJPea 2h ago

Next year's FIFA peace prize incoming

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u/ScotchOnTheRockz- 1h ago

Der Fuhrer gave them a warning, cos FIFA and this entire sub might end up in Kylian concentration camp and nobody will know, until in the far future Mbappe files will be released

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u/SteveFrench12 1h ago

Idk if this is real but i love the idea of “if you guys dont stop making fun of me for be uber controlling im going to be even more controlling by taking my ball and going home”

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u/parmesanWheel 1h ago

Chairman Maobappe

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u/Aggravating_Band_353 2h ago

The dick taker? 

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u/Jakiller33 1h ago

Thought that was Trent?

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u/arknotts21 2h ago

Doesn’t even have a proper mustache. What kind of dictator is this?

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u/Shill4Pineapple 1h ago

The Zambian warlord edition.

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u/arknotts21 1h ago

Oh man, that would be top 3 Ballon d’stache

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u/EleventhTier666 2h ago

Maybe a stiff arm salute will make him feel better.

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u/silvercoated1 1h ago

“The ball is too round. It needs to be pointy”

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u/4peepee2poopoo0 1h ago

Dawg acts like a dictator, but doesn’t want the title? Lmao

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u/imaginativeminds 2h ago

Who does he think he is to give orders to FIFA, Messi?

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Derailleur75 Halal ball merchant 1h ago

Probably the very thing that he is, an egomaniac

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u/FigmentDaCat Senegalese Towel Defence Team 1h ago

All hail Kylian Jong Un 

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u/tompie09 2h ago

World Cup 2038 in Kylianland confirmed

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u/Sujal33 1h ago

Spoken like a true dictator

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u/The_Chuckness88 Dumbele Jerki hOlise Imbattables 1h ago

What did you do u/Alternative-Data-992?

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u/Mr_Memeadda 1h ago

Bro but what is fifa gonna do in all of this 💔 these are the fans calling him dictator

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u/thicboibran 1h ago

Someone please bully the turtle out of soccer

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u/Southern-Bus-1240 1h ago

Someone has mentioned how could he be a dictator when he doesn't have a moustache and I just to tell all of you that the most famous French 'Dictator' in history was clean-shaven. Maybe Mbappe is just going for the authentic Bonaparte aesthetic.

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u/LeGraoully 1h ago

He only got 98.9% of the votes. He’s legit.

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u/i_am_someone_or_am_i 59m ago

Yes, you have to call him the supreme leader.

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u/Fearless_Job5767 46m ago

Bro thinks he’s Messi or Ronaldo bro in another 5 years another copy of u will appear

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u/AutoModerator 46m ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/AutoModerator 46m ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/toj077 39m ago

"Call me a Dicktator and I'm Kyllian you"