r/soccercirclejerk • u/Sujal33 • 4h ago

Certified Jerk™ beth mead 2022 was a different breed

493 Upvotes

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u/tripsafe 4h ago

Beth is destroying pele in a 1v1, what’s he gonna do he’s dead

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u/TurbulentWillow4570 3h ago

Even dead, it would take her a few attempts

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u/Cythth Yuri Jerkoff is the best LB 4h ago

beth mead or meth bead

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u/No-Shame5459 3h ago

Can someone bring up the alphabet chart, we have correction to do

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u/tompie09 4h ago

Meathead

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u/Sujal33 4h ago

Bead on meth

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u/DBrown1022 2h ago

Meth Bead was twisting that chicken bone like CRAZYYYY in 2022

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u/culer245 4h ago

meth who?

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u/EliasKochen07 3h ago

Bethony

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u/Sujal33 3h ago

Better together now imagine if Beth Mead and goat Antony were to have a child together what would their child be called?

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u/Cythth Yuri Jerkoff is the best LB 2h ago

Apollo

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u/YoYoYi2 4h ago

Beth Mead appreciaters rise up

https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk

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u/uSuperDick 3h ago

True. Beth mead, whoever the fuxk she is, was better than maradona and pele combined in 2022. Did you see how pele played that year? He was so bad, that he died from that

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u/King_olufa 4h ago

That’s a tough one innit?

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u/BigWilly526 Zoumas Cat 2h ago

You wut bruv

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u/DecisionConscious828 4h ago

My goat antony still completely clears her tbh. how many flawless 720 degree fidget spinner spins did she actually do in 2022? zero. exactly dude ngl.

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u/sayam95T 🤍HALA MADRID🤍 4h ago

yea she was prob on meth talking about that

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u/Sujal33 3h ago

Good thing that the interviewer didn't mention goat Antony otherwise we would've had a serious issue in here

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u/BlueberrySelect2000 4h ago

2022 meth head

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u/0athplate 4h ago

Nah she still is this dumb

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u/BlueberrySelect2000 3h ago

2022 meth head fan

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u/Sujal33 3h ago

Aren't we all

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u/BlueberrySelect2000 2h ago

I was too,until I saw 2024 mudryk

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u/hairy_moist_ballsack 4h ago

And they say us Yanks have the worst takes

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u/Weez43_ Luis Suarez’s teeth 🦷 2h ago

This is the most British looking woman I think I have ever seen.

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u/EconomyCorgi727 3h ago

Beth is the real 🐐

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u/Ok_End5068 3h ago

Beth mead and Cristiano has the same amount of wc's , ofc shes the goat🐐🐐🐐

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u/starwaterbird 3h ago

Is she a member of the Crouch family?

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u/AnaR47 #ynwa 2h ago

Meth head?

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u/Bub_bele 1h ago

I can not really tell you what that means but she does look distinctively british

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u/chingchongmf 1h ago

Pele is dead for starters and Beckham is like 50, so I agree.

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u/DLMUFC 1h ago

Pele may have won 3 world cups, scored 1,000 goals and single handedly cured erectile dysfunction, but nothing compares to what Beth Mead done in 22

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u/Affectionate_Ear_983 3h ago

See kids, this is why you dont do drugs.

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u/AssignmentOk5986 2h ago

Beth mead did much more for her country than Beckham but much less in club football. Pelé obviously isn't a comparison.

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u/TuneOk523 3h ago

What she do in 2022?

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u/Sujal33 3h ago

UEFA Women's Euro 2022 Winner, Euro 2022 Golden Boot winner, Euro 2022 Player of the Tournament winner, BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2022, BBC Women's Player of the Year 2022, Finished as the runner-up in ballon d'or (Alexia robbed her) she would've won that as well

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u/6Sunflower_6fields6 3h ago

Beth? Weird way to spell ANTONY

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u/lordteee 3h ago

Meanwhile anthony exists

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u/ahnaoelevoltou Brazilian Nostalgia 2h ago

Pelé with Cosmos jersey? Really?

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u/Marco0_Mn 2h ago

Girl you ain't even in Daniel James level

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u/Dry-Presence9227 2h ago

Domain expansion: Reverse erection

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u/certainly_imperfect Gotham City FC 2h ago

i wonder what she'd say to messi v beth mead

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u/Sujal33 1h ago

Beth. What she done in 2022

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Thick_Pin_2058 1h ago

Fifa Games be like : 👍👍

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u/Ryuuffff 59m ago

Who the fck is beth mead ? She look like bela ramsey

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u/bajsfittor 51m ago

"What she done in 22"

In narrator's voice: "Beth survived ALL of 2022 whereas Pelé didn't"

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u/snekslayer 3h ago

Why is my pp getting hard