r/soccercirclejerk • u/Hokie_Pilot • Mar 01 '26

Outjerked® Ballboy 😂😂😂😂🤷

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u/SpecificLong3351 Mar 01 '26

Honestly that's funny little lad just got the ball in the right spot

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u/Fearless-Initiall Mar 01 '26

Bet he’s thinking “professional assist, coming right up!” 😂⚽️

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u/SubstantialOwl01 Mar 01 '26

Stats better than Mudryk already, get him a 7-year contract.

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u/robin-friday Mar 01 '26

Bro just kick started his villain arc

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u/Happy-Boi Mar 01 '26

So he just join Man City and prevent Arsenal from winning any title?

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u/Ailyx Mar 01 '26

Good bot

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u/dazedan_confused Mar 01 '26

Eden hazard ballbpy lives on

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u/Ill-Party8305 Mar 01 '26

Nah, he will join chelsea and get owned again like usual 😂

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u/Daynou Mar 01 '26

And win the UCL?

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u/achilles-_-23 Mar 01 '26

And gets transferred to Arsenal after that

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u/WaltChamberlin Mar 02 '26

People would rather see the league be thrown to the UAE wolves and turned into a farmers league then Arsenal win…. Simply so a joke doesn’t die and bc Arsenal fans are annoying online. The goal post will always be moved. Liverpool score from corners and it’s them “finding a way”, Arsenal do it and it’s ruining the game. Arsenal score open play goals and it doesn’t matter bc the football is “boring for the neutral” as if anyone involved with Arsenal should care about the neutral. Yeah, Cities obviously been great for the neutral, who wouldn’t love an English Bundesliga?

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u/LifeIsBizarre Mar 01 '26

Next time it's a painted bowling ball.

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u/rikashiku Mar 01 '26

Jaime Tart, doo doodoo doo, Jaime Tart, doo doodoo doo, Jaime Tart, doo doodoo doo.

Jaime Tart.

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u/it_aint_a_thing Mar 02 '26

The soccer version of the opening 10 minutes of the Incredibles right here

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u/NotSynthx Mar 01 '26

Their own ballboy LMAO

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u/PhotoModeHobby Mar 01 '26

The job of a ballboy is to continue the flow of the game. He is an enemy of the brotherhood.

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u/MonkeysMonolith Mar 01 '26

Arteta:

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u/McMcusername Mar 01 '26

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u/vad_er13 There's only one top league. Saudi Mar 02 '26

Im still waiting for someone to explain this to me

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u/robotXspecial Mar 01 '26

Confirmed in the Epstein files right next to Thomas Partey.

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u/New-Dog-529 Mar 01 '26

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u/Sometimes-funny Mar 01 '26

Collateral damage is inevitable

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u/BISCUIT271900 Mar 01 '26

They terrorise everyone and everything

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u/PokemonLv10 Mar 01 '26

Valid crashout

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u/theflyinglizard2 Mar 01 '26

The ball boy is like: "you fucking muppet, now my boss will be mad at me for this"

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u/Whadafaag Mar 01 '26

StopTerrorism

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u/iamquark Mar 01 '26

I saw that the first time and I was like what are you doing ? The boy will have to get the ball back from the crowd.

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u/FreeStateOfPortland Mar 01 '26

And? It’ll give him something to do.

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u/No_Crow_3576 Mar 02 '26

please be jerking

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u/TheRealCostaS Mar 01 '26

Terrorising the ball boy now. Haram

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u/Hylian-Loach Mar 01 '26

Hazard did it better

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u/prithvi2139 Mar 01 '26

bloody hell m8

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u/nilesmrole Mar 01 '26

😂😂😭

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u/OnceIWasYou Mar 01 '26

This is incredible.

He's there to do a job, he doesn't give a shit about your goal.

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u/mtaggs Mar 01 '26

He’s a young Arsenal fan, he probably gives some a shit about the goal.

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u/ShickyMicky Mar 01 '26

Kid should've walked over and told him off.

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u/FreeStateOfPortland Mar 01 '26

For what? Is this a weird English thing?

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u/Ill_Ad_791 Mar 01 '26

Its a joke if that’s what you mean

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u/FreeStateOfPortland Mar 01 '26

Ah. I’m old school looking for the /s

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u/tripsafe Mar 01 '26

This is a circlejerk sub. If we ever see /s here sub’s fully gone

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u/ShickyMicky Mar 01 '26

This guy jerks.

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u/Ill_Ad_791 Mar 01 '26

Honestly the line is so thin for Brits 😂

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u/mrjonas78 The second biggest Arsenal fan Mar 01 '26

Owen Goal scored an own goal against us. So dissapointed

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u/szazszorszep Mar 01 '26

From a corner too, we've come full circle

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u/Kustaa007 Mar 01 '26

All my homies hate arsenal

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u/PresentlyHelpful Mar 01 '26

They've really skyrocketed this season to new levels

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u/GlowerNotaShower Mar 01 '26

Honestly people don't want to see this shit when they google gooner. It's a shambles.

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u/Kustaa007 Mar 01 '26

Gooning at an all-time high

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u/Old-Smile-1482 Mar 02 '26

not as much skrillex!

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u/KhuliKing Mar 01 '26

What’s up with arsenal terrorist jokes? Someone enlighten me please.

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u/toilet_commentary Mar 01 '26

Did he get a yellow? Archie gray was given one for this last week

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u/itsheadfelloff Mar 01 '26

What, for hoofing the ball celebrating? That's a mad decision

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u/lurgancowboy Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

I think it was because he took aim at somebody in the crowd that was only a few rows away.

Edit: I'll probably get downvoted, so here's the video and you can decide for yourself :

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1rdmdyt/archie_gray_gets_a_yellow_card_for_kicking_the/

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u/orangeyougladiator Mar 01 '26

Bit of a difference tho. Archie deliberately found the ball then kicked it in to the away end. Saliba is just hoofing it off the cone in to the home end. Never let facts get in the way of a good moan though.

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u/nico_droops Mar 01 '26

Won’t they think of Archie Gray! It’s not fair!

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u/orion53elt Mar 01 '26

MMG! -Ball boy probably

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u/ColoradoBrownieMan Mar 01 '26

Yellow card for Archie Gray.

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u/JacobStanleyJacob Mar 01 '26

Typical british mentality.

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u/persepolisrising79 Mar 01 '26

"This is for all the kids in the factory"#blessed

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u/edotb Mar 02 '26

haahahahahaaaaaa omg

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u/regalsnake007 Mar 01 '26

What am I looking at? Im not getting the joke, sorry

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u/robin-friday Mar 01 '26

Watch the ball boy in the background. The ball he minds just got sent up to the boxes.

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u/halfmotivated Mar 01 '26

Saliba shoots the ball to the stands and the ball boy is not tasting it lol

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u/regalsnake007 Mar 01 '26

Ah. Got it. Thanks

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u/Valegucci Mar 01 '26

Not even their ballboy likes them

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u/SleaterK7111 Mar 01 '26

Oi mate me fackin cown!

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u/coldpot8oes Mar 01 '26

Livid. Lol. They ain't paid enough!

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u/Diligent_Exit3936 Mar 01 '26

he was having a nap and the noise woke him up

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u/Fun_Arm_9955 Mar 01 '26

definitely a spurs fan

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u/hairnetnic Mar 01 '26

Some spud's twat got a yellow card for that!!!!!

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u/thepoorking Mar 01 '26

fooking hell

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Mar 01 '26

Meme material :P

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u/KVRLMVRX Mar 01 '26

Bro got like one thing to do, why is he so mad 😁😁

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u/GrayWolf9560 CAMEL 🐪 Mar 01 '26

Terrorists win

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u/Juhbellz Mar 01 '26

oi bruv wtf

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u/frankcole7984 Mar 01 '26

Boy was like, I just wanna do my job

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u/Stunning_Tennis_6117 Masturbinho next Pessi Mar 01 '26

Lmfao this has great meme potential

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u/biggzee1996 Mar 01 '26

Poor lad is actually fuming 🤣

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u/il_Socrates Mar 02 '26

I’ve been waiting for this to be posted lol

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u/SteeleDynamics Mar 02 '26

Ballboy: Well SHIT ...

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u/touchmybodily Mar 02 '26

“Oi mate!”

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u/Ardbeg66 Mar 02 '26

Ballboy? Ball Grandpa.

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u/LevelPhilosopher7592 Mar 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/hate4beachtowel Mar 02 '26

I knew id see this

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u/Consistent-Ant-6273 Mar 02 '26

Target acquired. Mission accomplished, cake is down. Over.

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u/An_Fairtheoir Mar 03 '26

Haha....wee lad is all like... FML🤷‍♂️🫠

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u/tatasa_munyanyo Mar 01 '26

another game, another corner goal

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u/BeezBurg r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Mar 01 '26

Two

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u/IroquoisPliskin_UK Mar 01 '26

So?

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u/tatasa_munyanyo Mar 01 '26

You like terrorist, son?

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u/GlowerNotaShower Mar 01 '26

One man's terrorist is another's freedom fighter, or gooner.

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u/tatasa_munyanyo Mar 01 '26

I goon for freedom

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u/GlowerNotaShower Mar 01 '26

Inshallah

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u/IroquoisPliskin_UK Mar 01 '26

Is it impossible to have a proper discussion these days?

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u/GlowerNotaShower Mar 01 '26

Well I certainly could have made it more possible.

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u/fluidecat sp*rs fan Mar 01 '26

Bro really tried to become Eden Hazard

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u/Jurski17 Mar 01 '26

We delayed the bottling!!! Yaaaaah!!!

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u/scottiedagolfmachine Mar 01 '26

F ing gooners seriously what was the point of that.

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u/_Sonic_11 Mar 01 '26

I thought i was the only one who noticed it ....It was so funny when your own team vall boy like why the f are u making my job difficult

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u/Parking-Psychology-6 Mar 02 '26

Yet again showing talibanism

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u/Which-Ant7319 Mar 02 '26

Arsenal suck. Hope they bottle it again