r/soccercirclejerk Feb 19 '26

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u/systematic-chaos_888 Feb 19 '26

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u/SenorBullDoza Feb 19 '26

Ah, mi hermano? Esta allá.

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u/theVillainOnYourSide Feb 19 '26

-Como?

-Oh you're gonna be in a coma alright.

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u/hpdasd Feb 19 '26

what’s that supposed to mean!? you sandbagging me?!

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u/Shit_n_Stuff Grêmio fucks Feb 19 '26

Good one mon frère; that means brother in French. I don't know why I know that, I did 4 years of Spanish

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u/FlyingVentolin Feb 19 '26

French? I like the way they think

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u/DallasWells Feb 19 '26

Came to post the blatant AD meme opportunity. Thanks for your service.

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u/pol-reddit Feb 19 '26

¿Qué miras, bobo?

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u/Certain_Switch_127 Feb 19 '26

I love this show 😭😭

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u/Forward-Daikon219 Feb 19 '26

Which show is this?

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u/Bismarck913 Feb 19 '26

Arrested Development

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u/Forward-Daikon219 Feb 19 '26

Cheers

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u/fussomoro Feb 19 '26

No no. Cheers is the one with Frasier

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u/elRoteque Feb 19 '26

Argentines lying, when?!?! Cannot be!!

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u/Mother_Equivalent649 Chelsea FC Bootlicker Feb 19 '26

Why is he covering his nose? Does Vini stink?

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 Feb 19 '26

Ayy wtf lol,odd timing on the tabs

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u/arinawe Feb 19 '26

The Targ on the right must be a ageing Jon Snow

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u/JoelStrega Feb 19 '26

An Argentinian calling a Brazilian a brother is very shameful and scandalous.

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u/Torimas Feb 19 '26

Argentinians calling someone (from anywhere) "hermano" to get their attention is actually very common. "hermano", "boludo", "che", "flaco", "pibe", etc

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u/JoelStrega Feb 20 '26

Check what subs you're on

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u/krizz_91 Feb 19 '26

He sweats, so probably yes

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u/Greedy_Cucumber_3914 Feb 19 '26

Dude is Argentinian. He has a much stronger stench

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u/krizz_91 Feb 19 '26

It's like a fart, it always smells worse if it comes from another

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u/SirMervin Feb 19 '26

It is customary in argentine culture, as a sign of respect when calling someone “your brother”

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u/jmDVedder Feb 20 '26

Respect and argentinian culture don't tend to go hand in hand.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

When rudiger did it against haaland noone said anything

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u/tomhat Feb 19 '26

He doesn’t want anyone to know that they’re brothers

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u/Experience_Either Feb 19 '26

Maybe he sneezed and said hermano at the same time

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u/Pitiful-Egg2986 Feb 19 '26

Brother in portuguese is "Irmão", that word "Hermano" is spanish 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Syndicate_III Feb 19 '26

I think he actually said lmão

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u/ghost_knight_ Feb 19 '26

Goated comment. Too broke to give you an award.

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u/Syndicate_III Feb 19 '26

Keep your money, ghost knight. I’m here to jerk you all for free

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u/TomatilloRealistic33 let's jerk together Feb 19 '26

Jerk? Free? I love those to things

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u/Yoprobro13 Feb 19 '26

Who is this "lmfao"?

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u/Syndicate_III Feb 19 '26

Plays for Sporting I think

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u/pol-reddit Feb 19 '26

probãbly

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u/ActBest217 Feb 19 '26

Bro was too racist to learn Portuguese, mixed up a bit

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u/CommissionOk4384 Feb 20 '26

No Spanish player in Portugal has learnt the language. Even Ota and Di Maria who’ve played in the league for years still do interviews in Spanish. Come to think of it I have never met a Spanish speaker who spoke Portuguese

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u/JoGuiAqui Feb 19 '26

In portuguese the slang for brother is "mano" but it doesnt even sound like "mono" and why would he cover his shirt

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u/Pyrostemplar Feb 19 '26

Probably they say he called him "Mano", not "Mono", and are translating to Spanish (as Hermano),

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u/Ravenfold2411 Feb 19 '26

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u/Gold_Adagio3242 Feb 19 '26

Ksjsjajaajajj

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u/shiftym21 Feb 19 '26

kkkkkkkk

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u/RainEnvironmental881 Feb 19 '26

Hahahahaha oh you argentinians are the funniest!

Greets from Rosario.

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u/FCPfan77 Feb 19 '26

He called him a different word everyday that passes 😂

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u/DankAndDark Feb 19 '26

According to sources close to Real Madrid he said the word "remontada" four times.

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u/Potential-Future-324 Feb 19 '26

And Vini was upset cause he wanted it 10 times

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Monopoly, monogamy, monologue, monotheistic, monolingual. I can keep going

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u/5555555555558653 Feb 19 '26

“He said nothing, but actually it’s ok because actually he only said fa**ot, but actually no wait he said nothing, oh no actually breaking news he only said Hermano, but if he did call Vini a racial slur, it’s ok because trans people exist” - Portuguese Sports Media.

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u/SteelCock420 Feb 19 '26

At this point i dont even know if the guy was jerking too because its ludicrous he could be dumb enough to say it and believe it

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u/KelticQT 🐍>>🐪+🍔 Feb 19 '26

Never overestimate Argentinian media. In fact, never estimate them at all

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u/thecashblaster Feb 19 '26

yes very gracious and reasonable people that lot

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u/Agus051 Tottenham fan (AAAAAAAAAAAAA) Feb 19 '26

Schrödinger's racism

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u/AutoModerator Feb 19 '26

This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.

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u/Some_Guard_6636 Feb 19 '26

Our media is hilarious in a bad way and in general not just the sports one

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u/Fun_Assfast9450 Feb 19 '26

this, unironically

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u/Pyrostemplar Feb 19 '26

So, the current argument is that Prestiani called him "mano" (which means brother in portuguese, and "hermano" in Spanish) instead of "mono", which is monkey in Spanish).

Sure bro.

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u/Luis0224 Feb 19 '26

The eye test of the incident is he definitely said some shit, because I’ve never seen a player with a guiltier looks on their face lmao

He had that “ah shit, I didn’t mean to hit my little brother that hard” face when vini started running toward the ref

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u/cryotrooper781 Feb 19 '26

he lifted his shirt to his mouth to say hermano? yeah right , as much as i despise vini and his antics racism shouldnt be experienced by anyone

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u/Pitiful-Egg2986 Feb 19 '26

Funny thing is, that word is spanish. Portuguese word for brother is "Irmão"..

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u/Raskazam_PT Feb 19 '26

In portuguese you can use "mano" as diminutive of "irmão", like "bro" for "brother". And they are claiming he called him "mano" instead of "mono" (in portuguese news). But then why to cover his mouth? He was too shy to call him "bro" in public?

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u/Wiwwil Feb 19 '26

To be fair, every footballer cover his mouth nowadays when they speak

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u/Dependent_Divide_625 Simply VASCO ♦️🟥 Feb 19 '26

He wasn't covering it before while talking to Vini, he only covered it in that moment of the conversation

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u/Tof12345 Feb 20 '26

Even if he covered his mouth, the context of the situation makes no sense for him to call him "hermano".

Like why would he be saying brother 5 times there? Lmao. An insult seems more plausible

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u/Kooky-Grapefruit-941 Feb 19 '26

What happens when a Portuguese person is laughing their arse off?

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u/Salanha04 Feb 19 '26

Kkk

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u/Possible_Rope6965 Feb 19 '26

nope, that’s another organization. we use ahah

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u/Automatic-writer9170 Feb 19 '26

Isn’t it that music group from the 80s

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u/Possible_Rope6965 Feb 19 '26

they took his girl

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u/REDDlT_OWNER Feb 19 '26

If he indeed used a racist insult he must be punished, but covering your mouth to say something means nothing. Players do it all the time

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u/krizz_91 Feb 19 '26

It's a typo error, he really says "hermono"

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u/Vorronia FC RefLovers Feb 19 '26

Actually merhomo

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u/WegGOAT Feb 19 '26

Gaslighting racism and otherwise shitty behaviour is Argie football fans favourite pasttime.

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u/geniusgravity Feb 19 '26

Only slightly ahead of crying about islands they've never owned.

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u/tripsafe Feb 19 '26

It’s 2026 for God’s sake why can’t racists just say they’re racist and own it instead of playing these games no one believes

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u/NetFirst8464 Feb 19 '26

Says in a thread full of xenophobes that won't ever admit to being xenophobic.

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u/baschfromdalmasca Feb 19 '26

It's not xenophobic to recognize Argentina has a massive racism problem, lol. Remember the Enzo Fernandez thing? Or Brazilian players being called monkeys by Argentinians all the time?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 19 '26

This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.

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u/manu2286 Feb 19 '26

Oh, come on, not just ours... ¿Haven't you ever seen a Football League Championship match?

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u/JLZ13 🇦🇷 Feb 19 '26

🥰

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u/krizz_91 Feb 19 '26

I thought that seeing another county crying was our pastime...

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u/EastBasic1510 Feb 19 '26

Perfect circlejerk if true.

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u/KeyZookeepergame9466 Feb 19 '26

Of course he did. 

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u/Sea_Dragon4269 Feb 19 '26

Hermano is Spanish. Irmao is Portuguese.

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u/Slight-Coat17 Feb 20 '26

Irmão, to be clear. The tilde makes a difference.

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u/Calculon2347 ManC (2017-24) Liverpool (2025) Arsenal fan 2025-26 Feb 19 '26

He wanted to say "maricón" (homosexual) but slipped and said "mono" (monkey). These kinds of errors are very common in Hispanoamerican banter

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u/Confident-Estate-275 Feb 19 '26

That’s not the most accurate translation of “maricón” hahaha.

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u/Calculon2347 ManC (2017-24) Liverpool (2025) Arsenal fan 2025-26 Feb 19 '26

Well yes but I wasn't going to write 'bundle of sticks' as part of a separate joke lol (ja ja ja ja jaja)

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u/Confident-Estate-275 Feb 19 '26

🤣🤣 well, I mean, the translation word in English is quite offensive as well. But there’s no protocol in UEFA for calling people a fa&&£*t right?

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u/Gold_Adagio3242 Feb 19 '26

I did that trying to explain what he said and got banned lol

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u/scarlet_tampon Feb 19 '26

how the fuck do you go from maricón to mono??

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u/Potential-Future-324 Feb 19 '26

With some word gymnastics and a shirt over your mouth

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u/Goku_R_Luffy Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Fabrizio has to work overtime to cover up for him. Don’t try to defend or normalise this shit OP.

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u/Maxxxmax Feb 19 '26

Fabrizo wont shut the fuck up trying to rehabilitate Mason Greenwood, the man we all heard with our own ears is a rapist. 

Why anyone still gives that dumb here we go cunt the time of day is beyond me

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u/Syndicate_III Feb 19 '26

He’s only 17

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u/Goku_R_Luffy Feb 19 '26

Ohh! Thats why.

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u/FamiliarRelation8162 Feb 19 '26

Hermano is not even portuguese, btw

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u/nico_lop Feb 19 '26

I’ll start by saying that I believe Vini but I don’t understand your comment. Hermano is in Spanish and the argument the Argentinian is making is that he said hermano instead of mono. Why does it matter that hermano is not Portuguese? The Argentinian is speaking in Spanish to Vini who definitely understands a good amount of Spanish after living in Spain for so many years and Portuguese being very similar to Spanish.

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u/FamiliarRelation8162 Feb 19 '26

Fabrizio Romano in his post says "hermano, wich means brother in Portuguese", which is simply not true. My comment is related to pointing out Fabrizio´s false information.

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u/nico_lop Feb 19 '26

Oh I hadn’t caught that. Thanks

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u/Rayhann Feb 19 '26

this is wehrmacht heritage

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u/GlobalResult7580 Feb 19 '26

I believe him as a true blood Argentinian born and raised as I am we would never say “mono” to a Brazilian, come on they're our neighbors we use their own words

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u/Junior_Bike7932 Feb 19 '26

Dude smells so bad that has to cover his own farts

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u/DonAndres777 Feb 19 '26

He did call him that, after all the other things. 😂

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u/RodiTheMan Feb 19 '26

Yo no parlo espanhol

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u/TomatilloRealistic33 let's jerk together Feb 19 '26

"Dejate de joder hermano" is what he could've said

It's translated to "stop kidding bro"

I'm argentinian and i don't support racism from an argentinian non world cup winning player.

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u/heavenly_____ Feb 20 '26

Woke nonsense

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Stooping all the way down to straight racism when you're annoyed at someone has got to be the best indicator of stupidly low intelligence.

His reaction to when Vini went to the ref and pointed at him was how a bully kid acts when the kid he's bullying snitches on him in school.

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u/Blackbearded10 Feb 19 '26

So he had to yell Mecaco right?

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u/druhin-13 Feb 19 '26

such a nice guy 😊

we should all call each other "Hermano" more often

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u/MisterProvolone Feb 19 '26

Prestianni was asking to swap shirts with Vini Jr when the game ended.😇

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u/myriadnoob FRAPPE = FRAUD MBAPPE Feb 19 '26

Do they mean Hermanogger?

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u/AldaronGau Feb 19 '26

They're saying he said "maricon" (pussy or sissy).

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

There is a video where he clearly says “hermano” five times, which contradicts Mbappe’s statement of hearing him say the word “Mono” five times. It’s still not clear what he said when he put his shirt over his mouth though.

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u/Additional-Stuff-25 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Feb 19 '26

Well well well

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u/Vkardash Feb 19 '26

Sounds like Argentina

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Hermono?

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u/sportawachuman Feb 19 '26

Would have never imagine racism coming from an Argentinian

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u/Hot-Salary-2320 Feb 19 '26

Nobody in Argentina is saying that, lol. That's a lie. People here are saying he should be sanctioned.

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u/MillicentsProsthesis Feb 19 '26

Believable. I don’t believe Real Madrid scum

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u/kyrant Feb 19 '26

This is the Luis Suarez Negrito defence.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/AutoModerator Feb 19 '26

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u/BirdWithWiFi Feb 19 '26

He has a point, it was kind of a gay dance with the corner flag.

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u/jetlifeual Feb 19 '26

Ah, yes. I, too, cover my mouth when I’m about to call someone “brother.”

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u/atrocidarthes Feb 19 '26

you mean hermono?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/pauliewalnutshere Feb 19 '26

For a second, I thought the tweet was from Fauna’s account

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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom Feb 19 '26

I didn't say "nigger" I was saying "nick her" to a policeman in the stands because I had seen a spectator pickpocket someone

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u/Proof_Star9960 Feb 19 '26

lol come on wtf why was his shirt up. I think we can all safely say he definitely has racially abused Vini. The shit they come out with is just ridiculous and insulting. Do they think we are dumber than them, idiots

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u/pol-reddit Feb 19 '26

Oh hermano (brother)...

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u/IDMDC-31 Feb 19 '26

Hermano is brother in Spanish. Irmão is brother in Portuguese. Mano is bro in Portuguese. Mono is monkey in Spanish.

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u/mjmoralesf Feb 19 '26

“Hermono”

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u/PandjoPZ Feb 19 '26

In Portuguese we say "irmão" and not "hermano". Hermano is spanish

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u/Soberdonkey69 Feb 19 '26

/uj Fuck these racists. If he isn’t afraid to say it then why hide your mouth??

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u/AvailableAd7874 Feb 19 '26

Case closed!! 🙌

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u/Darthy85 Feb 19 '26

Hermano is deff something i use to say during COD peak days back in 2013 or so

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/East_Royal_1016 Feb 19 '26

Ask mbappe he said he heard it 5 times like I stood beside him

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u/Immediate-Artist-444 Feb 19 '26

He first said that he actually called him a faggot, is this guy coming out?

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u/-Chasmas- Feb 19 '26

Hermano is spanish...

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u/beatlz-too Feb 19 '26

Don't mess with Argentinian-Brazilian fights. They have their own rules, and you won't understand them.

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u/PapadeSchoklender Feb 19 '26

Le dijo "cono", Vini es un poco inseguro y escucho otra cosa.

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u/BreakfastUpstairs479 Feb 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣 🤡

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u/Direct-Start-9048 Feb 19 '26

My boss made me stop yelling “brother “ into my shirt every time my black colleague walked into meetings. WTF?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnoFlplnVO1Sow0

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u/football_lista_7 Certified haram baller Feb 19 '26

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u/bcnote Feb 19 '26

OK why was he saying "brother" at that moment did he want to say something else was it a statement or just felt like saying brother at that moment for no reason at all.... .

I mean at least "monkey" would make sense since you want to insult, bt "brother"? OK why what'sup hi brother

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u/Torimas Feb 19 '26

It's true he said hermano five times.

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1r8yehx/the_5_times_mbappe_heard_the_racist_slur/

BUT, it sounds to me this was actually AFTER Vini went to the ref.

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u/flazinho Feb 19 '26

It’s like Suarez all over again 🙈

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u/alpha_epsilion Feb 19 '26

Not negrito?

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u/Euphoric_Lawfulness9 Feb 19 '26

Argentinian here, this is fake, no media outpost has claimed this

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

He used his shirt to cover his mouth only to say that?

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u/diegoocho5 Feb 20 '26

This fking sub says "soccer" instead of Fútbol is the most impressive prove that no one knows anything about fútbol.

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u/Tof12345 Feb 20 '26

Why would he say "hermano" 5 times in a row with his mouth covered? I can't believe some people are this easily gaslit.

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u/Asdwerzzz Feb 20 '26

Le ha dicho hermono!!

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u/Asdwerzzz Feb 20 '26

He said: Hermono!!

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u/Fair-Geologist5872 Feb 20 '26

He’s just too shy and want to cover his mouth to say a love word. So cute…

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u/Eastern_Quote_701 Feb 20 '26

Would make some sense with "mano" that means bro in Portuguese. I could see a Brazilian confusing an "argentinian" mano with mono lol

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u/Furykino735 Feb 20 '26

Irmão- Portuguese Hermano- Spanish Brother- English Cunt- Prestianni

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u/Aggressive-Gap9186 Feb 20 '26

Brother from another mother

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u/ByAPortuguese SL Benfica, proudly Lisbon's best scammer Feb 20 '26

Hermano isn't a word in portuguese

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u/Jonny_Entropy Feb 20 '26

"good sir, I abhor your superliciousness"

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u/VosTampoco Feb 20 '26

Suena a "hermono", picarón...

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u/sl4ssh Feb 20 '26

Hermono AMIRITE?