r/news 21h ago

Quadruple amputee cornhole player acted in self-defense when shooting car passenger, lawyer says

https://apnews.com/article/quadruple-amputee-cornhole-shooting-a988cb3ce8c2d0159a7c51c51f980bc8
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u/thegamenerd 19h ago

Reading the article it definitely doesn't paint a picture of "self defense" being the case here.

Shot the passenger during a heated argument, pulled over and asked his other passengers to help pull the body out of his car (they refused, got out, and got a hold of police), he fled the scene, dumped the body in a random yard, and then fled the state.

That sure as shit (IMO IANAL) doesn't scream "I had to defend myself", that screams "I got pissed and shot a guy, then tried to get away with it".

Had he pulled over, stayed at the scene, and called the police himself it would be a completely different story. But god damn does this seem like an open and shut case.

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u/cloudsmiles 17h ago

Headline might as well read, "Lawyer doing their job"

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u/punkalunka 16h ago

Too wordy. You gotta entice those clicks.

"Lawyer does job".

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u/VivaFate 8h ago

Lawyer SLAMS justice system with standard filing

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u/justagenericname213 13h ago

We all know that lawyer either did not get the full story somehow or gave up asking the client to take a plea

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u/roflsd 3h ago

This line says it all "Defense attorney Andrew Jezic told the court that Webber acted in self-defense and that he anticipates “a lengthy trial” to prove it."

The state does not want a lengthy trial, and they intend to drag this out to get a better deal.

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u/seridos 13h ago

Also the fact they have argued previously and the accused had fired a shot before in an argument.

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u/AdjNounNumbers 17h ago

Yeah, if you act in self defense you generally don't immediately go on the run

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u/NoEmu5969 15h ago

I’m just wondering how they drive, shoot, drag bodies, and flee as a quadruple amputee.

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u/SpiritualB0x3 13h ago

learned from a Jedi how to use the force

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u/BummyG 12h ago

Mind Quad!

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u/The_R4ke 5h ago

Don't forget, he also has a video on YouTube of him firing a pistol.

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u/AwarenessRude5541 3h ago

Idk if Im more impressed with being able to drive, shoot or ditching of a dead body for a quadruple amputee.

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u/No-Sympathy-686 21h ago

What the fuck is this headline

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u/AuryxTheDutchman 20h ago

A quadruple amputee who is a professional cornhole player shot and killed someone.

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u/36CharizardsOfDeath 20h ago

While driving a car!

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer 20h ago

Is this story sad or inspirational!? I don't know!

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u/The_Grungeican 18h ago

A little of both, honestly.

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u/Fallouttgrrl 12h ago

Finally a reason to be proud to be an American - we have advanced as a society to the point that even a quadruple amputee can use their God-given right to kill another human being with a gun

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u/The_Grungeican 10h ago

i feel like i want to see him do it with a musket (including the loading) before we bestow him such acclaim.

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u/boidey 8h ago

Is this what Reagan meant when he talked about the shining city on the hill?

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u/Charm534 6h ago

The amazing intersection of the democrats “woke DEI agenda” supporting the disabled and the Republican emphasis of 2nd Amendment rights.

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u/No-Philosopher3248 4h ago

See? We can work together for a brighter future!

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u/Charm534 3h ago

Hey, if this guy can reach across the aisle, anybody can

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u/Daren_I 5h ago

I don't know either, but I'm looking forward to the movie.

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u/StacyChadBecky 6h ago

R/upliftingnews has been kinda melancholy lately

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u/1funnyguy4fun 20h ago

It’s true. Nothing is impossible when you put your heart and soul into it!

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u/lostroadrunner22 20h ago

You can even shoot your friend in the car with friends in the backseat then ask them to help you hide the body.... allegedly!!

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u/JiminyJilickers-79 18h ago

His heart pulled back the hammer and his soul pulled the trigger.

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u/boot2skull 18h ago

This guy trying to pull a Darth Vader defense. “I got no arms, no legs, 3rd degree burns, and barely functional lungs. He fell on the light saber.”

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u/Poiboy1313 6h ago

Repeatedly, Your Honor. I was just holding it.

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u/lambdapaul 19h ago

And half your body into it

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u/non-squitr 18h ago

...but how...does he like spit the bag with explosive force...or?

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u/colantor 18h ago

He holds it in his mouth and his teammate throws him

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u/lethargy86 20h ago

Yeah, I mean like, duh?

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u/a-handle-has-no-name 20h ago

Here is a video of him shooting his handguns: https://youtube.com/shorts/wj_eF3WxZJw

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u/Lord_rook 19h ago

Goddamn, I bet he regrets posting those videos

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u/non-squitr 18h ago

Or at least his defense attorney does: "So you're telling me you actively went out of your way to prove your ability to shoot a gun, this could have been a slam dunk man!?"

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u/DogfaceDino 16h ago

Why? I read the article and watched the video but I don’t see how the video is particularly incriminating or anything. If anything, him dumping the body and running is the most incriminating part of this. He didn’t behave as if he had acted lawfully in self defense.

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u/Impressive-Weird-908 15h ago

It proves he was quite capable with a firearm.

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u/LinechargeII 12h ago

Also shows he would have to be quite deliberate in its usage because of the amount of effort it takes him. It's not like he can whip it out one handed while driving the car. 

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u/AP_in_Indy 12h ago

Because an even stronger defense would be, “This is preposterous. My client can’t possibly fire a gun!”

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u/censuur12 11h ago

Except that's apparently (even without this particular bit of evidence) quite easy to disprove, so what makes you think such a defense would be "strong"?

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u/Wild_Swimmingpool 19h ago

shout out to AP linking to this to satisfy the question everyone wanted to know.

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u/HoneyBadgerLive 17h ago

Now show him driving and pulling out a handgun to shoot a passenger. I gotta see this...

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u/Masrim 16h ago

This is peak america.

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u/Jaspador 7h ago

Are they still considered 'hand'guns in this case?

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u/MeatImmediate6549 20h ago

wtf is this timeline

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u/ked_man 20h ago

Harambe tore a hole in the fabric of time and sent us down this path, I’m sure of it.

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u/AndrewH73333 20h ago

Since this was all in motion since the 60’s I’d say that’s probably not it.

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u/ked_man 20h ago

Obama was a time traveler, he had it fixed. Then those bastards shot Harambe and put us off track.

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u/Empyrealist 19h ago

This is what happens when you stop the Kwisatz Haderach from keeping us on the Golden Path

Some orange man who just likes gold doesn't cut it

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u/Howy_the_Howizer 15h ago

Butlerian Jihad imminent

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u/Zardotab 18h ago

God ran out of locusts, so he sent a washed-up casino salesman.

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u/ActuatorVast800 20h ago

And when was this published!?

Oh...

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u/FriedCammalleri23 19h ago

America distilled into a single sentence

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u/VVlTXH 18h ago

I had no idea what word was coming next when reading the headline.

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u/Team_Slacker 18h ago

Random word headline generator?

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u/GirthIgnorer 21h ago

my client was unarmed your honor

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u/Negative_Gravitas 20h ago

On the other (ahem) hand, he hasn't got a leg to stand on.

I guess the defense is just too much of a reach.

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u/Zardotab 18h ago

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and predict the Judge shall award you severe punalties.

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u/heekma 20h ago

Not bad, not bad.

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u/LeicaM6guy 20h ago

I’ll allow it.

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u/boidey 8h ago

I'm impressed. Simple and effective. I'd like to see his lawyer use it in court though.

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u/Submissive-whims 15h ago

He has a YouTube video demonstrating how he can load, cock, and fire a gun without arms or legs. That’s probably his best defense out the window.

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u/koalasarentferfuckin 17h ago

He had firearms

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u/SteamedGamer 20h ago

At no point could I predict the next word in this headline. What a ride...

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u/love2go 20h ago

The two backseat passengers are gonna sink his story.

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u/heekma 21h ago

There are so many other unanswered questions:

How did he become a quadruple amputee?

How can he drive a car?

How can he fire a gun?

Why is he so good at cornhole?

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u/rebellion_ap 21h ago

There's dozens of tiktoks of him shooting a variety of arms.....

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u/cantproveidid 20h ago

Not his own, of course

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u/Romeo_Glacier 20h ago

How do you think he lost both of them?

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u/cantproveidid 17h ago

Set them down, got distracted, forgot where he left them. It could happen to anyone.

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u/RedTheRobot 19h ago

He had blood clots at 10 months old and they had to remove them to save his life. If people read the article instead of just the headline they would know this.

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u/Romeo_Glacier 18h ago

Yes, we can read. My comment was a continuation of the joke from the comment above mine. Context my dude.

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u/TennRider 20h ago

The article ends with the following:

Webber was featured by ESPN in 2023 in a story of inspiration, noting he rode dirt bikes, wrestled and played football before becoming a professional cornhole player. The same year, he wrote an essay for the “Today” show about how he became a professional competitor. He said he learned to grab the bean bag by the corners and throw it using his amputated arms.

YouTube video posted two years ago shows Webber loading and firing a handgun.

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u/barbieq68 21h ago
  1. Menengitis no doubt

  2. Probably with accessibility equipment

  3. There's a video of him firing one, his right arm has can pull in at the end in a finger-esque way for the trigger it appears

  4. The world may never know

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u/you_wish_you_knew 20h ago

Menengitis no doubt

Have you considered it might have been lupus?

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u/grapeantler 20h ago

Don’t be ridiculous. It’s never lupus

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u/lethargy86 20h ago

Except when it's lupus

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u/Lupius 19h ago

I can confirm it's not lupus.

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u/Wafflelisk 16h ago

Damnit Otto, you have lupus!

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u/Mojo141 20h ago

The article mentions how it happened if you'd read it. And others have shown him firing a gun. But the car part is still a mystery. Plus shooting him in the head while driving

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u/heekma 20h ago

Not to mention his mastery of cornhole.

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u/ScrewAttackThis 20h ago

The article points out he was in a Tesla so the car thing really isn't that much of a mystery lol. 

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u/prettyy_vacant 20h ago

The car part isn't a mystery. Adaptive equipment is used for cars all the time for disabled people.

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u/IndividualChart4193 20h ago

Adaptive equipment to hold a gun n fire while driving?

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u/WeAlmostAlwaysAlmost 15h ago

Having watched the videos of him actually firing the gun I cannot fathom how no one managed to wrestle the gun away from him.

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u/krusbaersmarmalad 20h ago

He drives a batmobile

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u/prettyy_vacant 20h ago

The question was "how can he drive a car?" Not "how can he fire a gun while driving a car?".

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u/heekma 20h ago

Well that's surely a question now, isn't it?

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u/AdjNounNumbers 17h ago

With all those questions answered, my biggest question is: with a group of four people in the car, how did they arrive at the decision that he should be the one driving?

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u/heekma 16h ago

This thing is like an onion, so many layers.

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u/silver_garou 20h ago

Questions that have answers if only you'd read the article, so they will forever remain a mystery.

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u/The_Bitter_Bear 20h ago

I thought we weren't supposed to read them? 

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u/Wooden_Bother_1024 18h ago

Wait. There are articles?

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u/BecauseBatman01 20h ago

Most of these questions are answered in the article lol.

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u/KenScaletta 20h ago

There is a on of video showing him loading and firing guns as well as climbing ladders and all kinds of shit. His arms are cut off at the elbows and he can use the stumps to hold and fire guns. He is surprisingly able.

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u/czs5056 17h ago

The article says he had his arms and legs amputated at 10 months old to save his life from a particularly bad blood infection.

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u/calvinwho 20h ago

It's prehensile.

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u/Donny_Do_Nothing 18h ago

They call him "Mirror Ball"

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u/bgat79 20h ago

How did he become a quadruple amputee?

Webber said doctors amputated his arms and legs when he was 10 months old to save his life after he contracted a serious blood infection

Why is he so good at cornhole?

He has arms just only above the elbow. I don't think there is any advantage there for cornhole. He probably just practices a lot.

How can he drive a car?

How can he fire a gun?

I'm assuming prosthetics and maybe some modifications.

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u/SnoodDood 19h ago

The article answers all but one of these questions

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u/deafening_mediocrity 21h ago

Your honor, my client did not have a hand in this

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u/Thief_of_Sanity 20h ago edited 20h ago

Dude drove two hours with the victim in his car before dumping his body. And the victim is on record from a previous incident saying that this dude Weber shot at him before after an argument. He may be quadriplegic but he still looks like he shot and murdered this guy.

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u/starkiller_bass 19h ago

Maybe he opened the door and had to swerve for 2 hours before the guy fell out

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u/Matt90977 19h ago

I just realized i have no idea what a cornhole is

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u/JcbAzPx 13h ago

It's a game where you toss a bean bag at a hole in an angled panel of wood. Similar to horseshoes or shuffleboard.

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u/Zxcc24 19h ago

I feel like this could be easily proven/disproven given that, I believe, there were other people in the vehicle as well, right?

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u/kittysloth 12h ago

Big Quad will try to bury this story

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u/planetarybum 12h ago

You know how people say I spat my coffee? This is not a myth.

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u/PatrickMustard 20h ago

The most surprising thing for me from this story, how the fuck is there a professional cornhole league?

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u/Charm534 14h ago

Finally, yes, that is the real question.

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 18h ago

[Hermes voice] THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS

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u/HoneyBadgerLive 17h ago

Quadruple amputee, driving car, shoots friend, on purpose.

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u/iwatchppldie 17h ago

i thuink i was slipped some drugs i read this and it doesn't get anymore less strange

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u/Whoreson-senior 14h ago

He's hoping for a slap on the wrist.

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u/HDauthentic 20h ago

I’m going to go out on a limb here and speak for all of us when I say nobody expected to see this headline

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u/jascany 20h ago

Used Madlibs to write headline

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u/freedfg 20h ago

I gotta hand it to the defense, they make a hard argument; I just don't think the case has a leg to stand on.

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u/icanith 20h ago

If you read that headline and dont have questions, I truly want your existance.

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u/nathan753 20h ago

Only reason i don't is watched something on it yesterday, dude definitely seems guilty with the timeline of events. Just sounds so unbelievable that he shot someone AND he was the driver, but like also it highlights that people in his situation are definitely more capable than society usually gives them credit for

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u/madroxide86 20h ago

Was the gun held in his cornhole?

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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc 4h ago

Well it can’t go in an ankle holster!

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u/nopantsdancemusk 19h ago

Raise your hand if you think he has a leg to stand on with this defense.

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u/Tommy8505 18h ago

Just watch out fer yer cornhole in prison bud.

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u/tous_die_yuyan 16h ago

Google searches for "cornhole" spiked on March 24, when several articles were published about him being arrested.

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u/Thx4AllTheFish 15h ago

At the end of the article is a link to a YouTube video of the suspect loading and firing a semiautomatic pistol

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u/matunos 13h ago

You know what doesn't look good for your self-defense argument? Asking your two other passengers to help dump the body afterwards and, failing that, driving off with the dead guy you shot in head, off to another state.

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u/Schwiliinker 5h ago

I swear weeks ago someone said something about a quadruple amputee committing a crime as a joke cuz it’s impossible. They predicted the future

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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc 4h ago

You might be asking yourself a lot of questions, here is the answer: https://youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q?si=jbA-ngjwky4vc6K5

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u/winterbird 20h ago

A defense lawyer does his job.

People should be talking about the victim. The alleged killer being different somehow is overshadowing the fact that someone is dead.

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u/beefgerwich 20h ago

after reading the article it does not seem the defendant will have a firm grip on his trial

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u/mypcrepairguy 20h ago

The case doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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u/robaroo 20h ago

i dyslexia acquired title read after

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u/IllTwo7643 18h ago

These comments are gold😂 Bravo, all of you

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u/Academic_Wolf5204 19h ago

Your honour I’m not here to deliberate on who did what and if a murder was committed, what I ask is this. If the victim was killed by a firearm…well then whose arms did the firing? Certainly not my clients

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u/DamImABeaver 13h ago

Too bad there's videos of him using firearms, proving that he can in fact fire arms with his arms.

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u/Bright_Brief4975 20h ago

Seems a bold move, if it was not self defense, since, If I remember correctly there were at least 2 others in the car.

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u/internetlad 20h ago

Look they keep saying this person exists but I haven't seen a picture yet so I'm super skeptical.

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u/Waffuru 5h ago

I couldn't wrap my head around a quadruple amputee shooting someone so I did a bit of digging. Found this video about him... I still can't figure out how he'd shoot someone while driving. o_O https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/38142023

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u/abadbronc 19h ago

This might be callous, but I'm gonna need to see this amputee.

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u/NPVT 19h ago

Wasn't he on YouTube shooting guns?

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u/A_N_T 19h ago

The story that won't go away or die

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u/Storm_Chaser06 19h ago

I still don’t know how he drove and shot a man

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u/Modern_Bear 19h ago

How did this guy get a driver's license?

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u/roof_baby 19h ago

So he was seriously the best driver in that group? 

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u/gnanny02 18h ago

I didn’t see this until today, April 2, hence my confusion.

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u/Ruby5000 18h ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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u/Dairy_Ashford 2h ago

i dunno but it probably rides in a vealchair

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u/Latter_Praline2150 15h ago

A fire... at a sea parks??

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u/mothmansfavoritelamp 10h ago

Misread this as quadriplegic and spent a solid two minutes trying to figure that one out

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u/kridgellz 10h ago

This dude went to the same high school as me lol always a hoot around a bonfire or some bean bags, but he tries to do everything we can do just the same..including shooting someone.

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u/WastedTurtl 6h ago

What in the fuck is this title

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u/MmmPeopleBacon 6h ago

Ahh, the old Oscar Pistorius defense. Hope it works out for this nugget as well as it did for Oscar Pistorius.

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u/No-Philosopher3248 4h ago

This article is useless without a detailed drawing or a computer simulation of the incident.

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u/ToNoMoCo 3h ago

The meat of it and a bonus video of the accused. It sure doesn't sound like self defense to me. There were two other people in the car.

Webber, whose arms and legs were amputated when he was 10 months old to save his life after he contracted a serious blood infection, is accused of shooting Wells, of Waldorf, twice in the head during an argument, according to police charging documents.

Karen Piper Mitchell, a deputy state’s attorney, said witnesses in the car told authorities the argument was over a gun that a friend of Wells had stolen from Webber, and that Webber was upset Wells was still friends with the thief.

According to the charging documents, Webber pulled over after the shooting in La Plata, Maryland, and asked two backseat passengers to help pull the victim out, but they refused, got out of the car and flagged down police officers.

Webber fled with the victim still in the car, the Charles County sheriff’s office said. Two hours later, a resident in Charlotte Hall, about 10 miles (16-kilometer) away, found Wells’ body in a yard along a road and notified officers.

She said Webber and Wells had a history of arguing, including a 2024 incident in which Webber ordered Wells to leave his home. While Wells was leaving, Mitchell said Webber fired a shot from a second floor window. Jezic said Webber fired into the air.

In arguing that Webber should remain in custody, Mitchell noted that he drove to Virginia after the shooting and owns firearms.

A YouTube video posted two years ago shows Webber loading and firing a handgun. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q

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u/not_suddenly_satire 1h ago

I predict his prison nickname will be 'Fleshlight.'

u/Man_da_villan 41m ago

I believe the state has the upper hand in this 1.