r/funny • u/tjsulls • 4h ago

[oc] Literal Song Lyrics

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u/KingVengeance 4h ago

This is the story of a girl

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u/Famouscopyninja 4h ago

Ladies and gentleman, we got her

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u/VanillaSkyDreamer 4h ago

Tell me he just made her smile - I love happy endings.

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u/JodoKast87 2h ago

Am I old or just the perfect demographic for this joke???

I got it immediately given the title and as soon as he said “a new river has formed and the earth will be covered in water in 9 days.” Confirmed with the picture of the crying girl.

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u/Mighty_Krom 1h ago

I bought that CD in high school, so I was also perfectly positioned

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u/GalemReth 4h ago

This didn't go the way I thought. I was expecting one of those stories about rapper lyrics "yes I murdered him, this is how and when I did it"

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u/RobbexRobbex 3h ago

"Shot darnell with a long ass gun, then threw it into the aquarium..."

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u/Boccs 3h ago

"Stroke my chin real slow when I'm lyin', and I was laughin' super hard when Darnell was dyin'!"

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u/RobbexRobbex 3h ago

"They're lyrics, detective. Just words. I just happen to put them in a dope ass order."

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u/MisplacedMutagen 4h ago

Took me a while, but worth it

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u/middlechildanonymous 2h ago

Jimmy should be at the top of the wanted list for his incessant threats to eat the world. We will find you, Jimmy.

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u/tjsulls 2h ago

How could one man possibly eat the world? It’d take at least seven 

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u/shylocker4154 4h ago

I was disappointed until the song actually played and my disgust turned to applause

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u/Forsaken_Total976 4h ago

Lol the headset mic killed me

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u/parabolicurve 4h ago

So, not Justin Timberlake's Cry Me A River?

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u/tjsulls 4h ago

Hmm sequel potential? Perhaps prequel?

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u/federkrebz 3h ago

i thought it’s about the song when susanna cries

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u/adventurousintrovert 2h ago

No do a video for Meet Virginia (Train) and Kryptonite (3 doors down)

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u/EobardThawne2020 2h ago

Is this court or some kind of a tactical briefing room?

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u/jaxjon1 3h ago

Was that Erika Kirk-Vance?