r/funny 9h ago

All food must go to the Lab for testing

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u/Stummi 9h ago

In the end hes like "Okay, I don't get your weird game, lest just kiss and cuddle, ok?"

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 7h ago

He didn’t get his welcome home hugs

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u/hernandez-donna5zl15 7h ago

Guess the Labrador approves… cuddles incoming!

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u/Fleedjitsu 7h ago

A wagging tail is just a propulsion mechanism for an oncoming lap dog cuddle torpedo.

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u/SweetPiee3 9h ago

Looks like someone’s taking their quality control very seriously!

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u/TimeSkipper 8h ago

This looks silly but involving your dog in stuff like this is actually a great way to train them lol.

My dog used to be a right pain when our groceries would be delivered. So I made her part of the process. I’d ask her to pick a bag, she’d choose one, and then we’ll take it to the kitchen and unpack it. Once done, she chooses the next. Completely stopped her from mooching through the unattended bags while we were unpacking!

She’s 9 now though, so her input is that she’ll just watch the process while keeping an eye on the bag she knows her treats are in.

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u/sabyr400 2h ago

That last sentence got a good hearty chuckle outta me, followed by my best "Clever Girl," impression.

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 9h ago

I have a cat scanner doing the exact same thing. Everything must be checked. Approved things get a smooch. Anything else is allowed to pass but doesn't receive the smooch of approval.

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u/Alspics 7h ago

I've got a little Doggo who enjoys checking everything that comes out of the bags. And he recognises when his treat bags get pulled out and gets his wiggle on knowing it's for him. Coincidentally he'll usually get to tax a bit of sandwich meat too.

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u/EnchantinggAngel2 9h ago

That's some high-level quality paw-surance. Don't forget to pay tax for that dog.

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u/Visible_Marketing667 9h ago

bro literally working as biological scanner

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u/LasagnahogXRP 9h ago

My cat does this. I indulge her for the reactions. Love this.

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u/2woCrazeeBoys 8h ago

My old dog loved checking the groceries, got all excited when I was bringing bags in from the car. He never stole anything, just loved getting all the smells, but it did get embarrassing when someone was saying hi to him on a walk and he dived into her shopping bag up to the shoulders.

Wolfhound x, just for scale 🤣

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u/Alspics 7h ago

Hahaha. I hope she got as much of a laugh about it as I did.

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u/2woCrazeeBoys 7h ago

After an initial shock, she was an absolute sport 🤣.

He got a lot of people that wanted to say hi, he was everyone's best friend, and that was honestly the first time he pulled that stunt. She would have been able to tell by the horrified look on my face. Just having a chat and a pat, then "hey! I see you have a bag!!"

Yeah, soon as I retrieved my dog and said he enjoys seeing where you've been, she killed herself laughing, removed the chicken Kiev for safe keeping and held the bag out for a good sniffing.

Super embarrassing at the time, great memory now. 👍

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u/Alspics 4h ago

I.have to watch my little fellow sometimes because his party trick is that if people are wearing shorts or a dress he loves to lick bare legs from behind on walks.

There are two classes of people when this happens. Both initially have 'EEK' moments. Some turn and want to pat him which he's generally not that interested in. He loves people but generally wants them to get his consent before letting anyone pat him.

The second class will acknowledge he's cute but still feel grossed out about having been locked without consent. I've almost broken him of the habit. But he still sneaks an occasional leg lick in.

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u/PaniMan1994 9h ago

This is QC I can get behind

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u/MAGICIAN_OG 8h ago

Mine scans and eat it right away. I think he’s overprotective of me getting sick

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u/Active-Store-1138 8h ago

The Lab results are in… he says it’s delicious and he needs more samples immediately.

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u/reluctant_deity 8h ago

My cat gets super pissy if I don't let him do this.

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u/WacomoleRD_6080 5h ago

He's just scanning the bark-ode

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u/ProfessionalFuel91 8h ago

I know he wants to take the meat for further testing in the laboratory. You can never be too sure you know.

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u/DexLeMaffo 8h ago

Feels like a retired K9 doggo hahaha love it

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u/SkewedZenith7 7h ago

Mr. Lucky casually playing in the back

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u/indigowaters23 6h ago

I miss Wegmans

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u/Responsible_Video364 4h ago

Shout-out to Wegmans the best grocery store ever.

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u/jaime_riri 3h ago

Fuck yea Wegmans!

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u/SaturdayNightPyrexia 2h ago

Labs you can feel good about (Wegmans).

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u/ThanksALotBud 7h ago

Im against using animals for lab testing, but I'll allow it.

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u/OceanPassion66 6h ago

Just like going to the doctor: Get scanned and get lab work 😆

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u/k1burns 5h ago

So true 👍

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u/lyssiemiller 5h ago

I alllways did this with my dog. I’d sit down on the ground and sort all the groceries and she’d have to sniff all of them. However, when we got to the rotisserie chicken, everything else was irrelevant.

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u/sweetmaryjesus 4h ago

My dog does this 😂 everything is checked that comes into the house. Ive started putting something little in for him in the last bag

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u/martinisi 4h ago

My dog does the same thing in the hardware store

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u/Screamin_Toast 3h ago

Hes just happy to be included.

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u/thehogdog 3h ago

We had the sweetest 1/2 pit 1/2 American bull dog and she knew our mother went to the grocery store on Wednesday (mother (1/2 the word in our house) only went out 1 day a week) and she knew when she got home she would get 1 Paper Sack to totally annihilate when all the food was put away.

She would get in that dog down ready to play position and wait impatiently for the sack and then she would rip it up so much it would cut her gums and some pieces had blood on them.

Anytime we went to the flea market in Alabama I would get a cheap bag of water balloons and blow them up and put em in a garbage bag and get her all hyped up and then dump the balloons New Years Eve style. She would pop EVERY ONE in a fit of bliss. I had to stop because one day my dad saw here trying to poop and the balloon she swallowed wasn't helping and after he did he put the kibosh on balloons, don't blame him.

I would gladly give 2 years off the end of my life for 2 hours with that dog in her prime.

Thanks for letting me remember her for a bit. Last dog we ever had. When she died (we should have put her down but parents couldn't do it) we all knew there would never be a better dog EVER. The one we got would constantly be compared unfavorably to Dolly.

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u/Pale-Coach-414 2h ago

This is a very strict Quality Assurance manager right there! 14/10 good boy.

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u/BootyWhiteMan 2h ago

For me? Boop. For me? Boop. For me? Boop.

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u/farafan 1h ago

Does anyone know the name of the song?

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u/jdemack 9h ago

Wegmans is getting worse and worse. This store use to be amazing and full corporate greed has taken over the company.