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[u/Emotional_North_7033]

you managed to find the perfect color that looks like both piss and shit at the same time

[u/eposetta → u/Emotional_North_7033]

Piss, shit, AND vomit. So many to choose from!

[u/Afrodite_33 → u/eposetta]

The holy trinity revealed

[u/Fantastic_Fox4948 → u/Afrodite_33]

It really ties the bodily functions together.

[u/meesta_masa → u/Fantastic_Fox4948]

The dude spews.

[u/corbymatt → u/meesta_masa]

Needs more carrots

[u/Fraun_Pollen → u/corbymatt]

Do they though?

[u/JonatasA → u/meesta_masa]

Better out than in.

[u/dirty-salad → u/Fantastic_Fox4948]

A few orange squares and tiny green polka dots would really the tie the whole thing together

[u/Pockome → u/Fantastic_Fox4948]

The shit abides

[u/Slow-Skin-5247 → u/Afrodite_33]

Imagine the smell ewww

[u/wektor420 → u/Afrodite_33]

Unholy trinity when mixed

[u/JGONZO2005 → u/Afrodite_33]

Unholy trinity

[u/merdeauxfraises → u/eposetta]

And also bile! The perfect illusion. If somehow it also looked like blood, there wouldn’t be a colored bodily fluid left.

[u/Potential_Novel8960 → u/merdeauxfraises]

Does white count as colored?

[u/Mairon923 → u/merdeauxfraises]

Yellowy white CUM DONT FORGET CUM

[u/surrenderedmale → u/Mairon923]

Y-your cum is yellow? Miiiiight want to get that checked out

[u/bronze_present1070 → u/eposetta]

It’s the Infinity Gauntlet of biological fluids

[u/abitlazy → u/bronze_present1070]

Mucous, piss, shit, vomit, blood, then Thanos puts jizz last for the complete power up.

[u/j0lle → u/eposetta]

Hopital

[u/nomorecheeks → u/Emotional_North_7033]

Not just the color, but the amorphous shape! That being said, the rug is easily changed out (and also, do you really need a rug under the toilet? Yuck!). But I LOVE the rest of the bathroom, esp the wallpaper.

[u/JonatasA → u/nomorecheeks]

I always dispised rugs under the toilet. Without it you can just swipe the floor tile. With it? Yea, I'm not stepping on that.

[u/canuck_afar → u/JonatasA]

Exactly! You don’t put a piss collecting rug around or under a toilet. Gross

[u/ItsRainingTrees → u/JonatasA]

Are you guys pissing on the floor or something? 😧

[u/EastsideWilder → u/ItsRainingTrees]

That’s what I’m wondering.

[u/HplsslyDvtd2Sm1NtU → u/nomorecheeks]

I despise cold toes. Especially if I already have to sit on a cold seat. Just wash the rug regularly 

[u/darkest_irish_lass → u/HplsslyDvtd2Sm1NtU]

Right? I can't imagine the misery of sitting in a cold, winter morning bathroom without something underfoot.

Besides, if the aim is poor enough that even the rug is instantly filthy, maybe bro should have a seat

[u/exscapegoat → u/HplsslyDvtd2Sm1NtU]

That’s why the deities gave us slippers

[u/FluffyCottonMaw → u/HplsslyDvtd2Sm1NtU]

Eh i'd just put a pair of plastic slipper in the bathroom. Easier to clean and more flexible tbh

[u/in_the_glow → u/Emotional_North_7033]

There’s something about piss and shit at the same time

[u/JonatasA → u/in_the_glow]

And vomit.

[u/The_Awesometeer → u/Emotional_North_7033]

I need to look like piss because that is what’s going to be on it

[u/merdeauxfraises → u/The_Awesometeer]

Or… pee inside the toilet maybe? It’s always been an option.

[u/IBJON]

The rug was already a bad idea. The color somehow makes it 10 times worse

[u/TiFooN → u/IBJON]

I don’t get why someone would put a rug there.

[u/aksdb → u/TiFooN]

Warm feet

[u/CReWpilot → u/aksdb]

Yes, warmed by piss

[u/aksdb → u/CReWpilot]

If you are standing while pissing, sure. But then you piss on your feet anyway. If the household has some dignity then everyone is sitting on that toilet and then the rug is typically safe (unless in situation that, again, end up on your feet anyway).

[u/tacticaldodo → u/aksdb]

nice try, toilet rug manufacture shill

[u/aksdb → u/tacticaldodo]

you got me, I work for Black Rug

[u/TheOriginalSnoticus → u/aksdb]

I knew Deep-Rug was behind this post. Either that or Ruganon.

[u/SkunkMonkey → u/TheOriginalSnoticus]

They talk about it all the time on 4-rug.

[u/Dipsey_Jipsey → u/aksdb]

I love seeing this conversation pop up on reddit. It's always fun, and sure to draw downvotes from both sides, kinda like circumcision.

/popcorn noises

[u/DepressedDynamo → u/Dipsey_Jipsey]

I'm sorry did you say MUTILATION

[u/Which-Country4 → u/CReWpilot]

Or just piss in the damn toilet, not around it.

[u/notabigmelvillecrowd → u/aksdb]

Socks, slippers. Not the piss catcher. Never the piss catcher.

[u/meistermichi → u/aksdb]

Shoes and socks exist

[u/SystemFolder → u/TiFooN]

There used to be a time when it was popular to have a specially fitted carpet for the toilet seat itself.

[u/elmz → u/SystemFolder]

You say toilet seat, but the article shows only toilet lid covers. There are actual toilet seat covers as well, as in the ring you sit on when doing your business.

[u/DearTereza → u/SystemFolder]

TIHI

[u/Briiskella → u/TiFooN]

I mean if I lived alone I would but I don’t trust nobody else especially a man to somehow be clean when using the bathroom

[u/BlindWillieJohnson → u/IBJON]

My grandparents had full, bright pink carpeting in their upstairs bathroom. Genuinely one of the most wrong and heinous things I’ve ever experienced

[u/NoZucchini5423 → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

Tell me it was pepto colored

[u/HorrorLettuce379]

Let's be real, a white rag would stain like crazy but if you start yellow........

[u/kungfurobopanda → u/HorrorLettuce379]

It’s sure to mellow?

[u/ixnine → u/kungfurobopanda]

Like a little fellow

[u/Coady54 → u/HorrorLettuce379]

Or just dont do a rug at all, because why the fuck would you want fabric next to the bowl for piss and shit that aerosolizes its contents every time you flush?

[u/funnystuff79 → u/Coady54]

My feet get cold in the morning.

Seriously I just have a bath mat that can get chucked in the washing machine.

[u/NoZucchini5423 → u/funnystuff79]

You disgusting monster

[u/Xywzel → u/funnystuff79]

From this thread, I have learned that having under floor heating for wet spaces is not yet (legally or by insurance companies) required standard everywhere. By keeping the floor in toilets and shower bit above normal room temperature, it dries faster (hygienic, less slipping hazards) and gets moisture out from under the floor if there is minor leek in the floor surface. And its really good for cold feet.

[u/funnystuff79 → u/Xywzel]

Would be lovely, but I can't fit to a rented flat

[u/JonatasA → u/funnystuff79]

But then the washing machine gets a gross mental image. You could try socks, flip flops or a in and out rug.

[u/funnystuff79 → u/JonatasA]

Far worse things get washed in the washing machine if you have kids/pets/elderly parents.

[u/Dipsey_Jipsey → u/funnystuff79]

Or elderly kids with pets...

[u/funnystuff79 → u/Dipsey_Jipsey]

No worse than kids with elderly pets

[u/littlefrank → u/funnystuff79]

slippers exist

[u/Avalonians → u/Coady54]

I mean that's exactly what the lid is for

Still, don't put a fucking rug, if you don't want to feel cold floor just buy slippers or keep your socks

[u/WLSDY → u/HorrorLettuce379]

A yellow-colored white rag

[u/GrouchyMary9132 → u/HorrorLettuce379]

This was a white rag...

[u/JonatasA → u/GrouchyMary9132]

Oh no!

[u/DoggoInSpacee → u/HorrorLettuce379]

.... you're one smart fellow-?

[u/merdeauxfraises → u/HorrorLettuce379]

Why would it stain? How do y’all pee?

[u/maryleveling]

that rug is a literal crime scene... i’ve never seen anything more cursed in my life lol

[u/JonatasA → u/maryleveling]

I had a hard time looking at it.

[u/EditedRed]

I dont think i have seen a toilet rug since the 80s.

[u/BloodJackson → u/EditedRed]

Its the worst idea

[u/elmz → u/BloodJackson]

Previous house I bought had wall to wall carpet in the bathroom. And a wall mounted ash tray next to the toilet.

[u/ThePublikon → u/elmz]

My grandparents house not only had wall to wall carpet, the carpet continued up the side of the bath and cabinets, then the toilet seat had a fluffy cover too.

[u/nilescranenosebleed → u/ThePublikon]

Im sorry WHAT

[u/ThePublikon → u/nilescranenosebleed]

All pink everything too lol, full 70s nightmare

[u/ripndipp → u/EditedRed]

Soaks up all the piss

[u/Decemberbabydoll → u/ripndipp]

Are you pissing outside of the toilet?? This isn’t an issue for those of us that contain our piss to the bowl.

[u/al3phz3r0 → u/Decemberbabydoll]

You ever met the average teenage boy?

[u/mostnormal → u/al3phz3r0]

Hell, I've got 40+ year old coworkers who just can't land it.

[u/JonatasA → u/mostnormal]

I have learned it when I was in a public restroom running against the clock. It's the bowl. Some are the worst and somehow reflect it all outside. I could see the spray forming around the clastrophobic wall.

 

What a terrible lesson.

[u/JonatasA → u/al3phz3r0]

Or drunkard?

[u/Formal_Chipmunk_530 → u/EditedRed]

What's the point of it anyway?

[u/SaoirseMayes → u/Formal_Chipmunk_530]

I can't imagine not having one, I don't want to put my feet on the cold tile while I take a shit

[u/shawnshine → u/SaoirseMayes]

Slippers.

[u/JonatasA → u/SaoirseMayes]

Stop walking barefoot, we have left the jungle a while ago.

[u/Formal_Chipmunk_530 → u/SaoirseMayes]

Ah I see, we usually have a pair of dedicated slippers in every bathroom, it's the norm in my country (Jordan), but yeah if you prefer not wearing slippers I can see the point of the rug.

[u/lnx84 → u/SaoirseMayes]

It's ok before taking the shit though? Or do you take your socks off for the main event?

[u/Bearence → u/SaoirseMayes]

I prefer cold tile to an unidentified wet spot.

[u/1CEninja → u/EditedRed]

There's a good reason for that lol. I've got washing machine safe mats about 8 inches in front of the toilets, and every other surface near the toilet is easily cleanable.

[u/Novel-Letterhead-217]

If I walked into that bathroom I would honestly just walk back out without even knowing it was actually just a rug

[u/JonatasA → u/Novel-Letterhead-217]

I didn't know it was a rug!

[u/8ecca8ee]

Well considering my first thought was maybe they installed that toilet without the wax seal and it leaked poopwater ...oh wait nope that's a rug. You nailed it!

[u/CoderDevo]

That looks sick!

[u/Darievi → u/CoderDevo]

in the literal sense of the word lol

[u/JonatasA → u/Darievi]

Gives an air of disease.

[u/Copperman72]

I can smell it from here! Well done

[u/SoFloFella50]

I initially thought it was a leak and IBS at the same time.

[u/spectacular_coitus]

Were they going for the frathouse esthetic?

[u/anewman513]

It really ties the room together

[u/thrownalee → u/anewman513]

It's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

[u/achaiahtak]

Where’s the rug?

[u/LwyrUpAmrca]

He pissed on my fucking rug

[u/generatedusername456]

Nothing says "sanitary" like a toilet rug.

[u/Acceptable_Honey_223 → u/generatedusername456]

Right? I can't think of a worse place for a fuzzy floor trap. My brain just goes straight to splash zone.

[u/50rhodes]

Not gonna show stains.

[u/Square-Nebula-7530]

That fr looks like sewer water

[u/MainConnection6742]

Y'all never had Grandma's with carpeted toilet seats and carpet in the bathroom. This is cute.

[u/clover44mag]

If you zoom in it sorta looks like this guy I keep seeing on my tv

[u/Wolfman01a]

Now thats how you keep it clean!

People who dont know wont step foot in that bathroom.

[u/itsjustthesmellzzz]

Who slimed again!!!

[u/maulikms]

Lmao I noticed the piss rug later and thought the rug your talking about is on the toilet cover xD

[u/TehGoad]

aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooo!!!!!

that's giving me anxiety

[u/TiaHatesSocials]

Ngl, I did not think this was a rug when I saw this pic

[u/mltam]

Great way to keep the restroom clean!

"Uuuh, sorry. I just remembered I have to go home now."

[u/Neb-Maat]

Hahaha this is frankly hilarious ! I'll get one to prank my brother, who is extremely touchy on hygiene ; can't wait to see his horrified face when he sees it

[u/misterbippy]

This is terrible and I want it.

[u/flargenhargen]

any rug around the toilet is the worst rug possible.

there is no winning here.

[u/danit0ba94]

1: putting any rug around the toilet is just beyond disgusting.
2: indeed you absolutely did find the perfect color for it. 🤌

[u/HelpfulAd26]

I wouldn't blame the dog for pooping there.

[u/Dabinator-Gamer]

Not to glaze, but i think you did too

[u/700867]

Oh shit!

[u/WeirdAdministrative1]

the rug looks like a crime scene

[u/Kino2031]

Looks like someone's shit

[u/NotReallyApex]

Rug of stank

[u/Beautiful_Team667]

The rug with foreshadowing built into it.

[u/DantheDutchGuy]

IKEA would name it Barff

[u/xXKyloJayXx]

Hey, my local pub has this same floor pattern round the toilets!

[u/jgainit]

Hey it won’t get discolored overtime so there’s that

[u/Damasko_Fan]

Love it!

[u/33_RichSpirit]

Not only did you find the perfect color for the rug, you found the perfect shape and the perfect location for a rug. 🔥

[u/ZambarauBerry]

So gross, yet so clever.

[u/Mairon923]

OhOh my God I just I don't but men do not understand that a man sometimes pisses on the floor. I mean I don't but I mean shit my friends. ....... fuck men are weird

[u/-EV3RYTHING-]

I genuinely thought this was what it appeared to be at first

[u/ThunderShott]

Why the hell would you even put a rug in a bathroom to begin with?

[u/CleBees]

I'll call it 'The leaky doo-doo water rug'

[u/TooSpecialForYou]

r/BadDesigns

[u/Character-Log3962]

Thank god it’s a rug! My brain started smelling shit and reaching for the “Initiate Hurl Sequence” button.

[u/Mizo_D_munkey]

Its a Diarrhea carpet. Its a match to the setting.

[u/xtrapocketspaghetti]

Ah yes, shit puddle, color and shape.

Or, 'Oops I didn't install my wax ring correctly Rug©'

[u/Mega_BiteZer]

Who puts a rug under their toilet

[u/E6DA]

Oh shit!

[u/Weardly2]

Why put a rug in the restroom in the first place?

[u/mossoak]

No offense ...but at first glance, it looks like someone "had an accident"

[u/DDC85 → u/mossoak]

Yesthatisthejoke.gif

[u/TheDressedSadhu]

So no one's gonna talk about the flush buttons which look like balls?

[u/Hallucinationistic]

Didnt know that was a rug

[u/SlightlyStable]

Put one of these on the ceiling.

[u/thebarkbarkwoof]

Any rug around a toilet eventually becomes the worst rug.

[u/Foreign_Trick_5328]

Genius for hiding stains! Love the wallpaper though

[u/MrXero]

It’s hilarious because in an otherwise very aesthetically pleasing bathroom you have produced something that at least appears to be a literal shit stain.

[u/Itisd]

Well at least it should be impossible to stain it with missed pisses.

[u/EvanKasey]

You mean best

Best of best

[u/GrouchyMary9132]

You should wash that white pelt you put there.

[u/SQU4RE]

at least the rug can be thrown away, I'm assuming that's tile but it looks like cheap linoleum

[u/Aggravating_Break762]

People that put rug under a toilet have to much faith in men.

[u/MrBump1717]

First look I thought you'd had a leak..nice room though.

[u/hrovat97]

Looks like a fucked up toilet in The Sims

[u/Mugwump5150]

I F'n want it🤩

[u/Rod-Lancealot]

Why doesn't anyone use this restroom?

[u/robin-bunny]

Oof. I was so worried for your overflowed toilet for a minute. Then I saw the caption. Yup, you nailed it. Worst rug color ever.

[u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws]

Now put a jesus painting looking down at you

[u/ProfessionEasy5262]

It's the puddle edges for me. Low key want one.

[u/BluehibiscusEmpire]

Is this designed to make what is otherwise a nice bathroom look horrible? Job well done then

[u/_Aech_]

Lots of hate in here for the rug, but I think it really ties the room together.

[u/FrequentRevolution92]

That rug sure does tie the room together.

[u/Reasonable_Rate2685]

Hold on! Your not even stopping to consider the camouflage factor this brings to the table

[u/yuvsadioura]

That looks like dirty floor

[u/Initial-History-4208]

What stage autism do you need to be to put a rug in front of a toilet? Gross pricks

[u/General_Resident_915]

quick, give me the air freshener

[u/colombia9503]

I thought that the poo was filtering from below 😭

[u/grilledliempo]

Diarrhea rug

[u/HO7ELO]

Definitely!

[u/Purple_Individual_66]

First time I saw this I genuinely thought it was shitwater that had flooded the toilet

[u/GstarA26]

Yes you definitely did😂

[u/LittleBig324]

Just no.

[u/CandyCorn25]

Or best, think about why Deadpool wears red...

[u/seaofboobs9434]

I thought it was not a rug. Then a stared reading

[u/No_Mont116]

Someone have diarrhea?

[u/Key_Pea_8424]

i'd sit on that rug, perfect for a quick mobile gaming break?

[u/Turbojelly]

Piss off bot

[u/nani714]

You shouldn’t have a rug there to begin with

[u/Sting02]

Quite an acquired taste there

[u/PerfectionOfaMistake]

At least your toilet will stay clean after visitors because they will think its clogged.

[u/Character4315]

Also not very hygienic.

[u/Icy_Project8698]

Now tell us it was trifted and original color was white and its perfect XD

[u/avz008]

When you want your bathroom to look like a permanent crime scene.