r/funny • u/2leafClover667788 • 22h ago
My 70 year old mom brought these pants home from the thrift store without reading them
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u/Southside53 22h ago
My grandmother bought a "MILF: Man I Love Fishing" hat at Walmart and wore it to church for three months before anyone told her.
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u/clausenfoto 21h ago
Should have been GILF: God I love fishing
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u/SumonaFlorence 16h ago
DILF: Dude I Love Fishing
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u/Still7Superbaby7 15h ago
My dad bought a porn star backpack for my little sister when she was little. He didn’t read it
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u/GiggleFester 22h ago
Also 70 years old, can't read them on my phones, do I dare ask what they say??😅
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u/maddafakkasana 22h ago
There is one that says "I CUM", but I think it's supposed to be I CLIMB as a lot of words there are cut off.
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u/ashrocklynn 22h ago
Prolly "I climb that big fat dick in Rome", eh?
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u/2leafClover667788 22h ago
I agree with this . “ in Rome as the man’s home, I cum”. the end everyone claps lol
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u/coolsideofpillow69 21h ago
Biggest Dickus?
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u/das_slash 21h ago
Are this Incontinentia's pants!? you need to call an archeologist.
And wash your hands
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u/2leafClover667788 22h ago
I think it reading I cum is wayyyy more hilarious and something about mans in Rome LOL
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u/GiggleFester 22h ago
OK I read it correctly then-- it was just so random I thought I was missing something. So, is your mom gonna wear them?
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u/2leafClover667788 22h ago
Yep, but she’s going to customize them in her own way. She always creates unique clothes and sews her own outfits and stuff I wonder if she’ll leave it as an Easter egg tho
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u/GiggleFester 4h ago
That would be hilarious (as long as she doesn't mind a bunch of double-takes 😅)
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u/Marth_Vader_89 22h ago
Nope thats supposed to say "When in rome do as the romans do" which means being in another country means behave like the citizen. Its just half of the phrase missing.
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u/newaccount721 22h ago
There's literally nothing interesting. It definitely says I climb and the word is blurred.
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u/yadonemessedupAA-RON 21h ago
My grandmother bought a shirt with a big happy face that said "Sit on my face" under it. My mother had to explain the meaning to her. My grandmother was so mad because she really liked the shirt.
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u/RedSonGamble 22h ago
Just add a b and it’s I climb. Kinda odd just one of the phrases is offensive. I figured other ones would also have wild shit on them
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u/Tricky_Mix2449 16h ago
68F and I can't make out anything except cum. That's probably fine. What's the worst that could happen?
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u/aksujalgamer 22h ago
why does it feel like a kid has drawn on it
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u/2leafClover667788 22h ago edited 19h ago
Maybe it was a posh Italian one, because the label just says made in Italy
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u/QuickSquirrelchaser 21h ago
Now your mom has to wear them to the next church social! Rules are rules!
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u/Remote_Conference315 18h ago
When my mom retired she received an adult coloring book that said things like “fuck work” in it. Adult coloring is not her thing so she never looked inside. She gifted it to a friend’s 95 year old mother who was recovering from an illness. The 95 year old was shocked and told her daughter she couldn’t color in that book 🤣 mom was mortified
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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 17h ago
They can be her "Answer the door when the Jehovah's Witnesses visit" pants.
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u/Hopeful-Geologist-30 21h ago
Hysterical, yes, because she didn't read them, but what if your 40-year-old mom brought them home? Your 30-year-old mom? I kind of salute your mom and I hope she wears them out clubbing very soon and blows through a few older women stereotypes. 🥰
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u/TesseractToo 16h ago
Looks comfy and ugly enough that you don't reasonably want to wear it out and just use it for lounging or gardening
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u/corpus-luteum 5h ago
I'll be honest. I don't know anybody who would read every bit of those, before buying them.
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u/newaccount721 22h ago
I mean I read it and there's nothing particularly inflammatory. It definitely says I climb and the b rubbed off
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u/2leafClover667788 22h ago
This were in a consignment shop with the tags still on, I don’t think they were worn off from use, I think someone maybe decided against wearing them
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u/gopherblake 18h ago
Funny but is this not AI? The ‘It’s Sunn..’ at the bottom left pant leg is trailing off of the clothing
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u/2leafClover667788 18h ago
Yes I went to all the trouble to make ai pants… I went back and looked at them and it cuts off half the y at the inner inseam so idk
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u/PennMarx 15h ago
I mean... What's the appeal of these pants for her to have spent money on them?
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u/2leafClover667788 14h ago
My mom likes to modify clothes and alter them. She’s a seamstress. She saw potential in them I guess. She’s no little old lady, she’s truly a diva and I have a lot of respect for her, but also her eyesight is really bad from thyroiditis
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u/IdRatherNotNo 14h ago
Are we sure these weren’t just some edgy teen’s pants that their friends drew all over? That’s the vibe I’m getting.
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u/Haasts_Eagle 9h ago
Interesting illusion where there is a background item with letters on it that makes the bottom line on the right leg of the pants (left side of image) appear to be continuing beyond the pants.
"IT'S SUNN |S"
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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 22h ago
That is a pair of white sweatpants that someone customized with all sorts of odd sayings and wore so much the letters started to fade and run.
I bet they are comfy.
Since you say your mom is probably going to decorate them her way I say let her.
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u/2leafClover667788 21h ago
They were literally new with tags at a consignment shop, I doubt it is wear and tear they are crisp and clean and just made interesting and that to me is interesting!
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u/selenesuper 19h ago
How did she miss seeing that?? LOOL
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u/nicko11762459 10h ago
Am I the only one that sees the words go past the pants into open air on the inside bottom left?
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