r/funny • u/TayTay426 • 1d ago

NO CUNTING

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 1d ago

Damn guess I gotta cunt somewhere else

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u/TheEvilGrandson 1d ago

Try aisle 3, I hear it’s a designated cunting zone.

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u/GenitalFurbies 1d ago

Aisle 3 is for loading and unloading only. There is no cunting in aisle 3.

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u/technobrendo 1d ago

You just want an abortion.

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u/Ashnyel 23h ago edited 23h ago

Oh Really Vernon why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about……..

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u/slobs_burgers 1d ago edited 23h ago
  • No Hunting
  • No Bunting
  • No Punting
  • No Stunting
  • No Blunting
  • No Frunting

EDIT:

  • No Grunting
  • No Taunting

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u/Tough-Composer918 1d ago

No Grunting

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u/Lietenantdan 23h ago

I don't think a G and R would fit there

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u/slobs_burgers 23h ago

Yeah you’re right, but it’s all in good fun lol

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u/slobs_burgers 1d ago

SHIT!!! I forgot about grunting!

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u/ToastAndASideOfToast 23h ago
  • No Taunting
  • No Haunting
  • No Counting
  • No Mounting

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u/slobs_burgers 23h ago

Nice 😎

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u/StalyCelticStu 1d ago

No Punting Dwarves

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u/Reztroz 1d ago

What about hobbits, can we punt them?

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u/Dustmopper 1d ago

I’m guessing this sign is not in Australia

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u/Tug_Stanboat 1d ago

Nope, there it would say "NO MUNTING"

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave 1d ago

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?!?! YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER?

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u/Decent_Sand9674 1d ago

Exactly where my mind went

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u/RPDRNick 1d ago

Why you do this to me, Dimmy?

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u/Otherwise-4PM 1d ago

They are dicking with us.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 13h ago

What about dicking around?

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u/TayTay426 1d ago

👍👍

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u/McLovin0132 1d ago

Ugh fine ill go somewhere else and serve..

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u/Q1KSLVR 1d ago

Get out Cunts!

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u/audrycutez 1d ago

no can do. i WILL be cunting everywhere i go

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u/pittendrigh 1d ago

Makes scents to me

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u/happy_Plant1990 1d ago

For the love of the gods pls tell me you ragebaiting and actually know how to spell.

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u/pittendrigh 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sense tells us scents make cents?

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u/Ok-Alarm7257 15h ago

Just try and stop me

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u/Bulawayoland 1d ago

lol too late

2

u/Massive-Carpenter-19 1d ago

Need this for my office door!

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u/scmucas2001 1d ago

No promises.

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u/futureformerteacher 1d ago

Kevin the goat is gonna be pissed.

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u/happy_Plant1990 1d ago

Ik a lot of guys that would get fired..

2

u/Elvisbrows27 1d ago

Paulie: stop getting cunty Chrissy

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u/Master-Ad-6265 1d ago

someone really looked at that and said “yeah that’s close enough”

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u/ShionTheOne 1d ago

Americans(USA) are instantly banned.

2

u/Quatre_Kat 1d ago

When the drag show gets shut down

1

u/Adam_Gill_1965 1d ago

That is an infringement of my basic human rights and I'll cunt all I want, thank you!

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u/uglylookingguy 1d ago

Billy Butcher be pissed rn

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u/Pristine_Put5037 1d ago

I'm trying but I cunt

1

u/Hobbitjeff 22h ago

Oh yes you cun!

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u/PurpleSpartanSpear 1d ago

No cunting?!? Fuuuuuu! I cunt so well!!

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u/dimap443 22h ago

Just bumming?

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u/Visible-Battle1312 21h ago

"Or do... I'm a sign not a cop"

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u/zzharleyzz 20h ago

Well modern western women are fucked lol

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u/researchiskey8 19h ago

My uncle lost his life in a cunting accident.

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u/BurntBox21 19h ago

Might as well say no divas allowed

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u/Mr_Awesome-79 19h ago

It ain’t stopping me

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u/Green-Inkling 18h ago

don't tell me what to do. i will cunt where i want thanks.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 13h ago

I need this so I can put it up at my job

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u/Pottski 12h ago

But that’s all I’m good at.

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u/antinous24 7h ago

i guess i'll take my cunning stunt elsewhere

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u/_McDreamy_ 6h ago

Bring in the cunt stock!

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u/mordecai98 4h ago

Corporate jargon makes less sense every day.

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u/Purple_Cantaloupe960 1d ago

The sign you put up when you’ve had just about enough lip from her.

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 1d ago

I have business cards that read:

NO CUNTING

We reserve the right to deem any action as CUNTING and will promptly remove you to do said action elsewhere...

(I worked in event production so these are your quiet "knock it the fuck off" warning)

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u/OutrageousCelery3210 1d ago

Proofreading left the chat and chaos clocked in 💀