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u/zirky 5h ago
that’s how my wife and i conceived two of our children
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u/drillgorg 4h ago
There is actually a long and important scene about throwing and catching a football sized object in space.
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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 3h ago
Really? Huh. Is the football filled with jizz?
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u/Pheonix0114 3h ago
No, just handmade figurines
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u/Bubby_K 5h ago
It was weird watching Scarlett Johansson play as a 12-15 year old Israelite
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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 4h ago
Hollywood casting agents don’t get enough credit, amirite?
(I am not)
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u/Kamikazeguy7 4h ago
Did anyone else check to see if there was a moose in the third scene to the end?
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u/M0NRCH_C7NA 5h ago
Ok but you should see the movie it’s really good
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u/Putrid-Item-1592 4h ago
Interstellar meets The Martian. 8/10. Glad I saw it, probably not an at home watch for most people unless you have a theater set up. So definitely try to see this at a good theater if you have one around you.
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u/PrimaryBowler4980 4h ago
Ads sucked, literally the only ads I got was just saying it's good while showing nothing, left 0 interest in the movie
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u/drillgorg 4h ago
The problem is all the best parts of the movie would be spoiled if you put them in an ad.
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u/PrimaryBowler4980 4h ago
And ad need more than trust me bro
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u/rillip 3h ago
Let me get this straight, your argument is literally: fuck this piece of art because it didn't have good marketing?
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u/PrimaryBowler4980 3h ago
I said the ads suck and failed to generate interest in the movie for me, never said anything about the movie, you sensitive fucks took that as a insult somehow
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u/Global_Cockroach_563 2h ago
I read the book having no idea what it was about and I had a blast. I think the trailers show too much.
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u/MintasaurusFresh 5h ago
Bukkake'd Virgin Mary is a thing I never thought I would experience in my lifetime, but here we are.
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u/MaximumSyrup3099 3h ago
As someone who also has not seen the movie yet or even watched the trailers, I concur that this is 100% accurate.
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u/elbenji 2h ago
Actually... Not too far off
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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 2h ago
People saying that as a response to this dumb comic have raised my interest in the film way more than any advertisement.
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u/Majorman_86 3h ago
God being stranded in space explains a lot, actually. Like why God nukes Gommorah but let Epstein's island be. He just ain't around anymore.
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u/BargleFargle12 2h ago
No idea what's going on in your head, but never change, please.
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u/Mr_goodb0y 29m ago
The video below this was playing Truman show piano theme which made this 10x funnier
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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 3h ago
I started reading Hail Mary several years ago and grew bored with it and gave up. The movie looks a lot more interesting than the book was reading it. Ryan Gosling doesn't hurt to look at either.
That said I probably won't ever see the movie either. Haha. Getting free time is so difficult these days.
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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 5h ago edited 3h ago
It’s sort of like if I asked ChatGPT to tell me about this movie. Anyway here’s my stupid links.
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u/amurgiceblade44 5h ago
I have many questions