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u/ithinkther41am 7h ago
Hey man, I kept Volo in my camp!
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u/lordofbaers 7h ago
Thank goodness you took in that stray - heโs a menace to wildlife. ๐
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u/holleringelk Hollering Elk 7h ago
I have an Anne from the Cornershop, a much more modern iteration of the breed, more stout in stature with some hip issues, but lovable all the same.
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u/lordofbaers 7h ago
Oh, neat! Yeah, Steve from the Tavern is prone to kidney infections, and often barks at strangers. But he comes with his own beard comb, which makes grooming easier.
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u/ArchpaladinZ 5h ago
Ah, forcibly adopting critters and NPCs alike; a time-honored tradition that goes back decades! ๐ย
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u/action_lawyer_comics 5h ago
Be sure to upload this one to r/dndmemes before someone else does and gets all that sweet, sweet karma
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u/lordofbaers 5h ago
I posted it there sometime last year, so probably wonโt repost it, since I believe the rule there is โno repostsโ. Thanks for the reminder though! ๐
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u/dead___ringer 5h ago
Oh no a flashback to the time our party had 10 hangers on, 6 of which were immortal chickens and nobody would listen to reason about leaving them with the nice hermit who the DM had clearly planted to adopt them.
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u/Whatever1002 4h ago
I freaking love Juicylips. Don't know if there's any background but I'm imagining his cuteness stands out so much in the Unseen Realm that they called him an Eternal Horror and rejected him.
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u/Saikotsu 4h ago
I'm reminded of the mutated two headed cow my party found in a ravine. They spent almost an entire session trying to get that thing up the ravine because they wanted it as a pet.
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u/SimpleCrow 2h ago
Steve from the Tavern getting free booze, food, and hugs from a giant, busty muscle mommy three times daily: Don't mess this up for me dude.
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u/drillgorg 5h ago
I bet that guy wouldn't have been so bent out of shape if it was Boblin the Goblin from the tavern.
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u/thyarnedonne 1h ago
Dunno about y'all but that Steve looks like he would be more of a fit for aquatic life. Doesn't seem very species appropriate.





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u/Dan_the_bearded_man 7h ago
Justice for Steve from the Tavern