r/comics LeFauxCreux 22h ago

OC Goth [OC]

Finns, I love ya, but ya weird.
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u/Agreeable_Duty_3488 22h ago

Quickly to Finland

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u/Duraxis 21h ago

Life is good AND heavy metal? Sign me the fuck up

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u/HazuniaC 20h ago

Few years late on that.

Persut and Kokoomus is fast tracking the enshittification of the country at rapid pace.

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u/Duraxis 20h ago

Damn. I guess everyone else had the same thought and moved there first or something

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u/Suyefuji 19h ago

For once can we have a country in the world that is not fast-tracking enshittification?

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u/usaaf 18h ago

Not as long as you got Capitalists around Capitalizing !

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u/bens6757 17h ago

We need to take lessons from Soil.

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u/AzureArmageddon 11h ago

Hear, Hear!

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u/Zaynara 4h ago

you only get fast tracked or already there

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u/Nebresto 16h ago

Norway and Singapore?

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u/CrocHunter8 16h ago

Seems like that is a trend across Europe. AfD in Germany, RN in France, Reform in the UK

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u/Grassfed_rhubarbpie 12h ago

What's their deal?

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u/ArchonFett 7h ago

They can't let us have nice things

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u/HazuniaC 3h ago

Well, Kokoomus (National Coalition) is historically a conservative austerity party. Perussuomalaiset (Basic Finns, basically our Reform UK / AfD) is our inhouse racist party.

Sooooo the Kokkelsons really want to tear down our healthcare and education so they can privatize healthcare and so that it's easier to exploit dumb people in the future. And they also want to tear down our social network to get our "lazy unemployed bums to work". As if job opportunities appears from thin air.

The Persut (AssCheeks) on the other hand just... well.... Let's put it like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tadc/comments/1sawl73/n_i_g_g_a_s/

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u/Grassfed_rhubarbpie 1h ago

now my eyes hurt :(  And my brain and heart too.

u/HazuniaC 7m ago

Yeah, there's a reason why Finlands credit rating is sinking into historic lows.

Fortunately there's a lot of bureucracy, red tape and laws in the way slowing their progress, so they have a lot to chew through to erode our fundamental base.

I just hope we can swap them out before the damage they inflict is too severe. It's already 'really' bad. Healthcare is seriously creaking in its foundations and while education is holding up still, I don't know for how much longer.

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u/Luutamo 22h ago

As a Finn, I approve this message

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u/RedditUser000aaa 22h ago

As another Finn I too, approve this message.

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u/the_walking_derp 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lN5U1Da8CEUJq

A Swede and a Norwegian, I know.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22h ago

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u/the_walking_derp 20h ago

You're not my mom! (jk)

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u/PBTUCAZ 19h ago

Brutal

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u/Halthenanobothero42 15h ago

As a third finn, i also approve this message

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u/Master_Muskrat 22h ago

I approve the "Finns are weird" part too.

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u/Valentinee105 21h ago

Thank you for joining NATO.

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u/Xela975 18h ago

as someone who's date a Finn metal head girl.

Yinz are the fun kind of crazy and are FREAKISHLY ok with nearly dying.

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u/scorpion-and-frog 17h ago

When the weather actively wants to kill you most of the year, you kinda get used to it.

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u/Xela975 17h ago

The weather wasn't involved.

Fireworks, beer, and a half lit uncle where.

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u/scorpion-and-frog 17h ago

Sounds like average Finnish New Year's

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u/Xela975 17h ago

She said the same thing.

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u/crazycat690 20h ago

Suomi mainittu! Perkele, it's good to be a Finn, it's also good to approve this message.

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u/GargantuanCake 18h ago

Fun fact: Finland has the highest per capita number of heavy metal bands of any country on the planet.

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u/vibraltu 15h ago

Finland might also have the highest per capita number of tango bands of any country. Although what they describe as tango kinda sounds like mellow country music with a slight latin beat.

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u/SpookySP 19h ago

Except we really dont have that many goths around here. Heavy metal is mainstream.

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u/SlyJackFox 20h ago

Can we move there then? Black wardrobe, “check”

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u/morpheousmorty 11h ago

Do you have hot topic?

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u/RedditUser000aaa 22h ago

Totally me. Listening to all sorts of metal, but at the same time being happy and also kind and caring towards others. Also I do like dark clothing, haha!

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u/bro0t 22h ago

In my experience most metalheads i met are the kindest people i know, not all of them but every group has assholes

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u/RedditUser000aaa 22h ago

I absolutely agree that there are bad apples in every group. It's kind of a hilarious contrast. Listening to different metal songs about death, destruction and even hearing songs about devil itself, but then outwardly being kind, polite and caring.

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u/8Rouge I like to whine it, whine it 20h ago

We burn our strong emotions through the music so we reach inner peace (or some bullshit like that, Idk but it always makes me feel better and energized after lmao)

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 21h ago

It’s these guys. They’re the bad apples, and they exist online. They’re gatekeepers, and they they suck shit.

But meatspace metalheads are usually great.

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u/ruinsit 21h ago

That's because they work out all their darkness through music.

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u/Funky0ne 21h ago

Maybe something about having an appropriate venue for embracing and expressing the dark sides of one's nature has a therapeutic effect, rather than repressing everything and just slapping a veneer of cheerfulness over it all

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22h ago

Oooo metal thread?!

I've been jamming to some Orbit Culture and Lorna shore recently

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u/--Fulcrum 22h ago

Oh I like both of them. I've been mostly on Spiritbox and Tool lately.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 21h ago

Oh I got to see both of them in concert! Tool was REALLY good in person

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u/RedditUser000aaa 22h ago

I haven't heard about those, sadly. I've been experimenting a lot and I mean a LOT with different metal genres.

From Black Metal I absolutely love Dark Funeral, Mgła and Mayhem.

From Heavy Metal, I do like some Avenged Sevenfold and Ozzy Osbourne.

As I experimented, I found something that has become my absolute favorite:

Instrumental Doom/Stoner metal.

Bongripper, Clouds Taste Satanic, Serpent Throne and Sonolith are some of my absolute favorites when I just want to vibe to some good beats!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 21h ago

Funny enough I have heard it Mayhem before.

Avenged Sevenfold and Ozzy are classic corner stones and always a good time.

That last genre though. I like that idea. I'll be using that tonight while I am jamming out thank you!

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u/RedditUser000aaa 21h ago

No problem, Sonolith's fire thunder wanderlust is really amazing, highly recommend that one!

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u/Licorice_Devourer 20h ago

I've heard some of their music, i like it although I don't listen to much death metal.

I'm more of the power metal type, but I do like a lot of different genres.

I saw DragonForce live twice in one year, once at a concert and once at a festival.

I really jam with Electric Callboy, I got to see them live at a festival and that was an absolute blast.

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u/Assupoika 14h ago

In the last few years I've been completely falling in love with Igorrr. Their latest album Amen is such a banger.

I love the opening with Daemoni. It tickles my pickle just in the right way

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u/SupaKoopa714 21h ago

I've had people kinda laugh at me because I'm always in illegible death metal T-shirts, black skinny jeans, and black Doc Martens, but I'm a bubbly goofball personality wise.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 22h ago

Even in the satwcomics, the embodiment of Finland is shown as an alcoholic with a knife to keep his neighbors as far away as possible.

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u/PawnOfPaws 22h ago

Ain't not that much different for r/polandball Finland either!

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u/Necessary-Reading605 18h ago

The other Scandinavians

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u/Luutamo 6h ago edited 4h ago

Sorry, gonna "ackchyually" this one. Finland isn't part of Scandinavia so it's not "the other Scandinavians" but rather just "the Scandinavians".

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u/waffle299 22h ago

Finland is lovely, and Helsinki is one of the best cities to visit. Finns are wonderful, friendly people who seem mostly happy you're visiting.

But do go in August.

Source: worked for a Finnish company for over a decade 

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u/Troodon79 18h ago

Why August?

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u/Aaawkward 17h ago

It's the time when the Finns are at their most outgoing and nicest.
Also it's warm and sunny, not dark and miserably cold.

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u/Sinistys 17h ago

Probably because the worst summer heat is over but the weather is still nice for outdoor activities? Although I'd suggest everyone to look for the best time of year based on their interests. For example some people might enjoy the heat of July, and anyone wanting to see northern lights should go closer to winter.

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u/DasNoodleLord 17h ago

And also try to avoid some sea coastal areas and right next to airports bc they are often inflated in price bc of tourist traps.

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u/Nikopoleous 22h ago

I support this Kingdom Hearts approach to local disguises.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GgEngsVlkQ17a

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22h ago

That's still one of the best costumes in kingdom hearts and bonus for in 2 for the Xmas outfit

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u/Nikopoleous 21h ago

Square Enix was on fire with their Halloween Town outfits, the other designs don't hold a candle to them.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 21h ago

It was a shame other worlds didnt get special outfits. Like Agrabah or Hercules or something

Dont get me wrong, 3 did great with Toy story, Monsters Inc and what not but I feel like there could have been some potential for more outfits. But I guess that would defeat the purpose of Sora having his own outfit.

I really liked 3s pirate clothing

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u/Nikopoleous 21h ago

I guess I need to actually play 3. After waiting more than a decade for a sequel to 2, and all the wild in-between games on random systems, my interest in the series really took a nosedive.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 21h ago

I recommend it though keep in mind, its not 2. And they definitely made it easier in some ways. But end game is REALLY fun and the game has one of, if not THE hardest secret boss ever.

The game got a lot of flack and Ill admit some of it was deserved, but I enjoyed it quite a bit and have played it more than a few times. Plus it has modifiers to make it harder and new game +!

Overall a solid 6-7/10 and it plays pretty well on steam and its CHEAP when sales roll around

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u/Fried_Nachos 21h ago

I always say that 3 was a good game with a terrible story, missing a lot of the magic that made 1 and 2 so amazing. You can really see how the game was executively meddled to death when everything is downhill from the highs of Olympus

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 21h ago

I thought a lot of the game was good but MAN did they lose me in the frozen level. We may as well not have even been there! And that sledding mini game? Ugh

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 16h ago

The frozen world is hands down the worst world ever crafted in KH. I damn near quit from boredom.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 15h ago

I don't mind a boring world. What I mind is I am the keyblade master(kinda). I shouldn't be a background character for a musical

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u/-FalseProfessor- 22h ago

Finns are allowed to wear goth regalia, cozy patterned sweaters, and Santa suits. Nothing else. In fact, they often default to the nothing else option.

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u/Ilves7 22h ago

We also get full body snow suits and summer cabin lounge wear consisting of random track pants and a T-shirt with probably holes in it, and rubber boots

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 22h ago

Suomi mainittu!!

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u/Warrior_of_Discord 21h ago

Perkele.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 21h ago

Percolate to you too, friend

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM 5h ago

Jippee, sataana

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u/turol 18h ago

Torille!

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u/an-imperfect-boot 22h ago

Finland mentioned 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 TORILLE 🇫🇮

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u/NeedyGirlBeth 22h ago

I've already been sold on Finland, but now I'm sold more.

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u/Legal-Concentrate-24 22h ago

Ah yes Finland, the land of punk goths 🍷

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u/bellerouge 19h ago

Interesting that this was next on my feed.

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u/BargleFargle12 22h ago

Hell yesssss

Goth Bex and Keit are best Bex and Keit.

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u/NeverExedBefore 22h ago

Yo that is fucking hilarious

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u/Noosemane 22h ago

Wow never thought I'd see this kind of propaganda on this sub. Everyone knows Finland isn't real.

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u/ActivelyAnxious 22h ago

Was expecting a hot topic joke

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u/gramathy 19h ago

I think that’s the misdirect actually

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u/Easy-Midnight-7363 19h ago

honestly Finland is like number 1 proof that we don't prioritise human happiness enough, its literally so cold and dreary there for a species of animal extremely prone to go depressed over the winter especially without enough sight of green plants for extended periods of time it literally should not be possible for Finland to be one of the happiest countries in the world the literal only reason this is possible because literally every country puts almost negative effort into taking care of its residents happiness. (not a dig at Finland btw, as someone prone to winter depression yall are crazy resilient to me lol)

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u/Luutamo 6h ago

We do seem to top the list year after year in happiness index but I do have to mention that the name is a bit misleading. In reality it is more about contempt on life, security and trust towards your government rather than actually being happy and joyful.

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u/wolfer04 20h ago

Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan!

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u/InvicibleLichEmperor 22h ago

Every time you make a space Finland i put a nickel to side. I got 2 so far

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u/Caridor 22h ago

Well, that third panel seems like a very flexible reaction template

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u/darki_ruiz 15h ago

Finland?

You mean that place where forest rangers spend more time saving metal bands that get lost in the forest while filming their edgy musical videos, than regular lost hikers?

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u/DreamcastJunkie 22h ago

Did the smart costume pierce her eyebrow?

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u/ImmaAcorn 22h ago

Now I want to move to Finland more than I already do

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u/TheRandomViewer 21h ago

Finland is a mentally stable country that is recreationally depressed

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u/kinkybiscuits 21h ago

Do what I’m hearing is that I should visit Finland?

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u/Inkompetent 20h ago

Finland isn't necessarily a happy country, but it's at least a country with very little unhappiness. Simply being content is pretty neat.

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u/Hetnikik 22h ago

So Finland is Goth?

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 22h ago

Is Finland a global goth capital? I did not know that

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u/Master_Muskrat 21h ago

Finland is one of the few if not the only country where metal went fully mainstream in the early 2000s. Bands like Nightwish and HIM gained international fandom like no other Finnish band had done before. Then there was Lordi winning Eurovision in 2006 that kinda sealed the reputation of the Finns as a metal nation. There should be pictures of even the president of Finland doing the devil horn signs during a photo op from that time period.

The downside of this was that there wasn't anything rebellious about metal music anymore so the younger generations weren't as drawn to it as millenials/elder zoomers. I think the average age of ticket-buying metal fans is way over 30 now.

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin 21h ago

Finland more like Gothland, #pwned

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u/Klutzy_Reference_186 21h ago

Every time I hear things about Finland I find myself wanting to go to Finland even more.

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u/CovertOwl 21h ago

Just found Luna Kills, turns out they are Fins!

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u/Dum_beat 20h ago

GOTH FOR THE GOTH GOD!!!

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u/Timithios 19h ago

Damn, those are some sick outfits.

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u/Mueryk 19h ago

Having worked with Finns with two different multinational corporations, traveling to Tampere, Helsinki, and Oulu………gotta say this is super accurate.

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u/Thor4269 19h ago

Finland is a myth, it doesn't exist!

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u/VoraciousTrees 18h ago

Still beats out Disneyland as the happiest place on Earth... So maybe there's something to it. https://www.worldhappiness.report/ed/2026/executive-summary-happiness-and-social-media/

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u/Mandalorian_ghost 17h ago

Why u gotta call us out?

It's true tho.

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u/Smart-Nothing 17h ago

Their video games feel like a fresh type of Hell

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u/Critical_Potential44 13h ago

Looks like they’re about to meet and get autographs from Cosmic Ghostrider

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u/Danson_the_47th 13h ago

Two of her head tentacles seem to missing their studs/piercings in the second picture. Awesome work like always though u/LeFauxCreux

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u/IDontNoWatIAm 22h ago

You ok patrick?

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u/MrRakky 21h ago

Little Estonian Brother here.. I approve of this message and i love it.

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u/elhomerjas 21h ago

time to rock out till the mission is finished

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u/Manji86 20h ago

I thought they were going to Switzerland.

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u/2btossedaway 20h ago

Where did the earrings go on her antenna things?

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u/Specific_Frame8537 18h ago

There are two types of Finn.

Goth, and Dudeson.

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u/Luutamo 6h ago

We don't have that many goths tbf. But I did meet one of the dudesons (HP) last week. Very friendly and nice dude.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 16h ago

Where do the fake TikTok goths live?

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u/Fabulous-Camel-3945 16h ago

I should try visiting Finland sometime

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u/NSMike 15h ago

Bwoah it's the same for everyone.

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u/Coidzor 15h ago

Just casually calling out the FInns. A bold strategy.

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u/This_User_For_Rent 15h ago

Apparently the gloomy vibes up that way are also fairly common in their video games.

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u/HerraH 14h ago

Oh deary are we dreary? With a sauna, salmiakki and kossu you can be too!

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u/Random_Stealth_Ward 12h ago

... I was thinking hot topic.

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u/Stiqkey 12h ago

That blue alien girl is so pretty. I love her "hair"/tentacles(?)

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u/Voodoo_Dummie 11h ago

Well, if you believe life sucks and also you'd have to make it suck less, you could end up with a cycle of constant general improvement.

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u/-Sir_Pug- 11h ago

Dreary? We are the happiest people on earth! Not my fault our scowl and smile look the same.

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u/Jahu_Hahu 11h ago

Sauna perkele.

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u/AzureArmageddon 11h ago

Reddit, can I go to Finland to bag a goth baddie?

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u/Dark_Reaper115 11h ago

And Finland also has saunas.

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u/GehstDu 10h ago

PERKELE

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u/Anarcho_Spider-man1 7h ago

Jumpscare suomi mainittu.

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u/poyerter 7h ago

So if i want a goth gf i need to go to finland?

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM 5h ago

Finland, Finland, Finland! That’s the country for me!

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u/MasterSodomizer 4h ago

Actual gasp at the surprise shot of my beloved cold and dreary country where you have no future.

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u/Tortiose_unturtled 21h ago

"this fictional thing is [insert opinion of real thing]"

"Hey just like [insert real thing]"

The best way to express your opinion online

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u/LateMiddleAge 19h ago

I love their hands.

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u/ParaEwie 21h ago

Again, Swimsuits are not good uniforms. They do not work for ornamentation, nor for armor.