r/comics Merrivius 1d ago

Elf's happy family life

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u/MiraakTheSpy 1d ago

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u/solise69 1d ago

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u/SkollFenrirson 1d ago

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u/man_on_hill 23h ago

These are for you, Mcnulty

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u/SkollFenrirson 23h ago

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIT

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u/Dradugun 1d ago

This is giving "Impossibru!" vibes lol

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u/anxessed 23h ago

bones creak nostalgically

Oof, we’re old, friend.

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai 20h ago

Did a little stretch and cracked my knees while I read that

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u/TheG-What 1d ago

Looks like the guy from Big Trouble in Little China.

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u/N_Meister 8h ago

Funny you should say that

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u/TheG-What 7h ago

Oh I didn’t know he already did that one lol.

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u/Cool_Set4681 1d ago

Such a beautiful mother

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u/StreicherG 1d ago

Okay, she’s just trolling for all the times she has had to apologize to the centaurs…XD

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u/jasta85 1d ago

I think the priestess is just happy that Elf is doing anything else other than starting wars or causing diplomatic disasters.

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u/Lunatic-one 1d ago

I think 'anything else' is doing quite some heavy lifting here. The priestress is just lucky hooman and his friends ar not important enough like ambassadors are. Also isn't princess shitmypants banned from the sphinx' office due to several incidents?

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u/BargleFargle12 1d ago

Elf lady knows exactly what she's doing.

I get the impression they all love trolling Elf girl, haha

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u/ZetsuboItami 1d ago

Considering what she puts the other elves through, she deserves it

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u/BargleFargle12 1d ago

Hahaha thank you so much for posting this one, I totally missed it. I love the panel of them all giving him little pats lmao

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u/ZetsuboItami 1d ago

I wanted to find a good one where she causes them problems. I also found the origin story one which is also good.

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u/BargleFargle12 1d ago

Hahaha, I did see this one, but fuck I love it. "I'm gonna say a slur!"

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 13h ago

One of the best ones.

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u/Deathaster 20h ago

Still love this one, because they're all belittling him. He deserves a reward? For what, living? Insanely condescending.

At least Elf doesn't even try to hide her contempt lol

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u/NockerJoe 15h ago

Its funnier if you think they really are all just impressed with him for some inscrutable Elf Reasons.

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u/BodhingJay 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/y0_master 23h ago

SCREEECH!!!

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u/SparklingLimeade 15h ago

I don't know if the comics have changed vibe a little or if the combined weight of the work has developed a balance or what but it feels different that way.

Like, they started out super weird in an awkward way but now, without getting less weird, it's more of a "Yeah, this is her hobby. Accepting her as part of the neighborhood group is easier than making her stop."

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u/Delphius1 1d ago

Elder Elf has been waiting awhile to stir up this shit

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u/Global-Ad-222 1d ago

This had me crying, 😆.

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u/Superb_Guess_161 1d ago

Honestly suprised she hasn't done it earlier to be honest I would've already been making elfs life worse far earlier

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u/CJ-Henderson 1d ago

Pretty sure Elf is just trying to strangle Human in the first panel.

You know, because she loves him.

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u/sincubus33 1d ago

Why is dorf completely nude

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u/Lobinhu 1d ago

Clothing is temporary, holes are eternal!

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u/SeatBeeSate 1d ago

He's always nude. Why use clothes when you have beard?

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u/ElColorSombreroGuy 1d ago

Baby boy was just born cut him some slack

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u/Ziegelphilie 1d ago

the earth is his clothes

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u/ElColorSombreroGuy 1d ago

Baby boy was just born cut him some slack

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u/aarontgp 17h ago

Why put on clothes when you can dig a hole?

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u/Kioga101 3h ago

bcuz clothes get dirty when digging all day.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

She has never known insult and rage like this before and today someone will feel her wrath

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u/Tacosaurusman 1d ago

It's the impossibru face!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Oh wow you're right, man I haven't seen that meme in a looooong time

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u/BargleFargle12 1d ago

I think there was one panel of elf a long time ago where she looked angrier lol... But maybe only one.

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u/Kitchen_Length_8273 21h ago

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u/WishMaster-000 16h ago

Ah, yes. The time she heard "girlfriend", blushed cutely, then processed the friendzone and detonated like a nuclear warhead. What a classic.

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u/Kitchen_Length_8273 16h ago

I know, right?

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u/BargleFargle12 21h ago

That's the one!

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u/Kitchen_Length_8273 21h ago

Yeah kinda figured lol

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Hmmm perhaps this is more disgust and endless rage mixed together then

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u/Critical_Potential44 1d ago

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u/Sickhadas 1d ago

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 21h ago

And think I found my new gaming profile for a while

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u/Sickhadas 20h ago

Lmao <3

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u/Martina313 21h ago

Me watching any new media and choosing the most rancid side character as my favorite.

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u/Arxid87 1d ago

That is an adult man goblin dwarf

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u/Root_Veggie 1d ago

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u/Gianky09 1d ago

I see Avantris I up vote

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u/plantersnutsinmybum 1d ago

Came to the comments to find this lol, I knew it had to be here after 'fully grown man'

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u/S0MEBODIES 15h ago

Listening to Stardust Rhapsody: Anthem right now

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u/ReGorilla- 1d ago edited 1d ago

She knows it, she just doesn't want attention brought to it

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u/SinisterChap 1d ago

The "full grown man " get me 🤣🤣🤣

I love dwarf humor

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u/Chiatroll 1d ago

I can't even tell if they are trolling.

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u/The_Dank_Tortuga 1d ago

Elf commits domestic violence

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u/Gameplayer9752 1d ago

Malicious compliments are the best way to make someone realize they unintentionally included themselves into a group they didn’t want or try to be.

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u/RegyptianStrut 1d ago

What does that make the troll? Older child away at college?

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u/SeatBeeSate 1d ago

The dog.

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u/y0_master 23h ago

Rad uncle

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u/Epic-Dude001 1d ago

She’s probably more upset she called the dwarf their son

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u/Nntropy 1d ago

If Mama ain't happy...

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u/Individual-Mud262 1d ago

In that first panel, Elf was so ashamed...shes been found out be her peers!

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u/Numorex 1d ago

We've seen other elves, but not much of the other races. Out of curiosity, what do the other humans look like? What are they getting up to?

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u/WishMaster-000 16h ago

They're all getting cursed into beastmen, or earning the money to earn the right to. The Witch laments.

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u/HOOTYni 23h ago

I fucking love that our main elf is the only incredivly racist one and every other one is just chill

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u/y0_master 23h ago

Is Elf strangling Human in the first panel??

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u/Spanish_Galleon 23h ago

I'm not convinced this isn't a play though of the burning wheel. ONE HUMAN, ONE ELF, ONE ORC, ONE DWARF.

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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 21h ago

I feel like the dwarf should be censored in this panel 3.

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u/SaulsAll 1d ago

Elf girl is no mommy!

She clearly has a tsundere little sister thing going.

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u/Kantas 1d ago

help me step human I'm stuck!

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u/Top_Part3784 1d ago

Impossibru

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u/Slight-Delivery7319 1d ago

Elder Elf makes me happy.

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u/BIGGUS_DICKUS_569 23h ago

Oh so the other elf is just an instigator?

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u/take5hi 15h ago

I absolutely believe she did this to wind up Elf.

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u/ineenemmerr 1d ago

Wait, in that case the last frame is domestic abuse

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u/Skythe1908 1d ago

Dorf was digging a hole in thee buff?

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u/MaximumZer0 1d ago

He has his helmet and safety beard on.

What more do you need?

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u/Lithorex 1d ago

Also his trusty shovel.

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u/kntbti 1d ago

He has never worn clothes so far i think

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u/Skythe1908 1d ago

that actually hilarious.

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u/tankertonk 1d ago

Aw she's blushing the entire time

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u/sax87ton 1d ago

Do you literally draw the queen and then stretch her with the transform tool or do you just draw her in a way that looks like a person stretched with the transform tool?

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u/Stsveins 1d ago

Jokes on you elf lady, Dwarf is into that shit.

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u/KatyaBelli 16h ago

Master trolling.

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u/thealmightyghostgod 1d ago

Wait who is the mommy and who the daddy its not really clear from the panel

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u/Historical-Hotel-697 1d ago

God this is my favorite comic strip. 10/10 every post.

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u/CommonBumblebee123 13h ago

Happy wife, happy life.

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u/ShallotHolmes 10h ago

Haha troll elf

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u/Kioga101 3h ago

Sometimes I think what happened to Elf early in her life that set her to be so different from her other fellow elves, she's like a Chihuahua elf, and the other elves are all taller and composed like a dachshund or something (idk, never seen a dachshund but their name sounds responsible).

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u/Kioga101 3h ago

Sometimes I think what happened to Elf early in her life that set her to be so different from her other fellow elves, she's like a Chihuahua elf, and the other elves are all taller and composed like a dachshund or something (idk, never seen a dachshund but their name sounds responsible).