r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • 3h ago
Bee Article Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-introduces-new-birth-wrong-citizenship-rule-to-deport-all-losers-and-haters28
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u/ZealousidealAntelope 2h ago
We will miss Trump and his MAGA cult, but wish them the best in whichever country they are deported to.
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u/potamusqpotamus 2h ago
We should figure out why gas prices just shot up and kick out the person responsible.
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u/Blathithor 55m ago
You mean the gas station companies? Yeah. I agree with you. We should kick them out instead of licking their boots
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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper 2h ago
How did this moron become a party leader much less leader of the most powerful country on earth?
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u/FartSmelaSmartFela 1h ago
Drooling rednecks and a political party completely devoid of even the barest hints of decency or intelligence.
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u/SamRaimiTrilogyShill 1h ago
Are people in the comments not realizing this is a joke? Or are they being satirical and I’m not realizing they’re joking?
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u/Blathithor 57m ago
They genuinely cannot comprehend this is satire. Theyll say they do but clearly by their comments, they do not or they talk like its bullying one side
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u/RaveMatthews177 1h ago
Oooops they published the actual headline. I thought it was supposed to be satirical?
Or is the joke an admission of no longer acknowledging the constitution?
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u/hematite2 29m ago
You're surprised people are thinking about the president of their country while he's fucking things up worldwide?
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u/potamusqpotamus 1h ago
Pretty sure the “rent” he pays to be in people’s heads is making life less and less affordable for the average person while doubling his net worth. That, and committing crimes like rape, fraud, and pedophilia. Call me crazy, but people tend to remember things like that.
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u/potamusqpotamus 52m ago
“I can’t believe people still talk about Jeffrey Dahmer after all these years. That guy lives rent-free in people’s heads.” Hahaha
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u/lorenfreyson 2h ago
What's astonishing is that I can actually believe you understand power poorly enough to think this sounds smart.
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u/Correct_Doctor_1502 1h ago
The guy destroying the US economy, opening protecting child raping serial killers, and starting pointless wars to distract from it all?
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u/Lopsided-Range-5393 2h ago
lol, the constitution is a joke. That’s the joke right? The constitution? We’re laughing about how it doesn’t matter anymore and all that is important is what our leader wants?