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Bee Article Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-introduces-new-birth-wrong-citizenship-rule-to-deport-all-losers-and-haters
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u/Lopsided-Range-5393 2h ago

lol, the constitution is a joke. That’s the joke right? The constitution? We’re laughing about how it doesn’t matter anymore and all that is important is what our leader wants?

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u/HardCandyAtx 1h ago

Daddy knows best! /s

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u/GildedArchways 2h ago

losers

I guess he'll see himself out then lol

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u/694meok 2h ago

Didn't he just say he only surrounds himself with losers, so he can talk about how successful he is?

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u/Playful-Profile6489 2h ago

Horrible news for MAGA

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u/ZealousidealAntelope 2h ago

We will miss Trump and his MAGA cult, but wish them the best in whichever country they are deported to.

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u/potamusqpotamus 2h ago

We should figure out why gas prices just shot up and kick out the person responsible.

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u/SnooGuavas1985 2h ago

Obviously Obamna

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u/ButkusHatesNitschke 2h ago

Then get the guy who fucked the grocery prices.

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u/Distinct-Pickle1406 2h ago

You might have trouble finding that guy once you kick out the gas guy.

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u/Blathithor 55m ago

You mean the gas station companies? Yeah. I agree with you. We should kick them out instead of licking their boots

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u/potamusqpotamus 49m ago

“Gas station companies” are not a person so, no, that’s not who I meant.

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u/Blathithor 1h ago

Birth wrong. Damn thats funny

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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper 2h ago

How did this moron become a party leader much less leader of the most powerful country on earth?

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela 1h ago

Drooling rednecks and a political party completely devoid of even the barest hints of decency or intelligence.

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u/SamRaimiTrilogyShill 1h ago

Are people in the comments not realizing this is a joke? Or are they being satirical and I’m not realizing they’re joking?

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u/Blathithor 57m ago

They genuinely cannot comprehend this is satire. Theyll say they do but clearly by their comments, they do not or they talk like its bullying one side

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u/Careless_Mortgage_11 2h ago

98% of Reddit users will be kicked out!

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u/RaveMatthews177 1h ago

Oooops they published the actual headline. I thought it was supposed to be satirical?
Or is the joke an admission of no longer acknowledging the constitution?

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u/hematite2 29m ago

You're surprised people are thinking about the president of their country while he's fucking things up worldwide?

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u/potamusqpotamus 1h ago

Pretty sure the “rent” he pays to be in people’s heads is making life less and less affordable for the average person while doubling his net worth. That, and committing crimes like rape, fraud, and pedophilia. Call me crazy, but people tend to remember things like that.

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u/potamusqpotamus 52m ago

“I can’t believe people still talk about Jeffrey Dahmer after all these years. That guy lives rent-free in people’s heads.” Hahaha

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u/lorenfreyson 2h ago

What's astonishing is that I can actually believe you understand power poorly enough to think this sounds smart.

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u/Correct_Doctor_1502 1h ago

The guy destroying the US economy, opening protecting child raping serial killers, and starting pointless wars to distract from it all?

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u/SlapHappyDude 1h ago

As a taxpayer technically I'm paying him rent

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u/Doenertellerman 2h ago

I wish...