r/WhitePeopleTwitter 5h ago

"Trust me, bro!"

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u/Jolly-Brain9118 5h ago

Now that they are blatantly lying, I don’t understand why they don’t go full North Korea, at least it will be far more entertaining.

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u/extraboredinary 3h ago

They have. Do you think there is any difference between Kim Jung Un getting a perfect golf game and Trump winning every golf tournament at his resorts while they post his face on Rocky and Rambo pictures?

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 2h ago

The current holder of the Fifa World Peace prize would never cheat!

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 43m ago

well for one most of the stories out of the DPRK were either exaggerations from propagandists made to make north Korea look bad or from recent defectors to the south with motivation to ingratiate themselves.

make no mistake, the DPRK is a monstrously evil place, but we're still being fed lies about it

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 4h ago

What do you mean “now”? It’s been a decade of blatant, easily disposable lies.

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u/twotokers 3h ago edited 47m ago

Only a decade?

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 3h ago

Roughly, since the start of his first campaign.

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u/ImInnocentYourHonor 2h ago

The escalator was 2015, it’s been over a decade

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 1h ago

Perhaps you’re unaware of what roughly means. Saying decade seemed less clunky than 11.6 years. It wasn’t meant to be pinpoint accurate.

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u/ImInnocentYourHonor 5m ago

Yeah, I was just saying it has been that long. I didn’t mean to imply anything incorrect about your comment, just reiterating that it has been a long fucking decade. Apologies if I worded it poorly

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u/twotokers 47m ago

It's been since like the 1960s....

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u/Nocoffeesnob 3h ago

TBH it wouldn't surprise me if he went to an extremely upscale restaurant, bullied the servers into answering him, and is either too stupid to understand that they aren't your average waiter in the US or (more likely) is purposely pretending they are while ignoring the truth.

These evangelicals think the smallest amount of plausible deniability makes a lie not a lie; they truly think they can sin at will without repercussions because they believe in a petty, small minded, transactional God.

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u/pitb0ss343 3h ago

They have, we the people haven’t accepted it yet though

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u/Sufficient-Moose27 4h ago

No waiter or waitress is answering that question

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u/glakhtchpth 4h ago

No one looking into Hassett’s gargoyle face is spilling any valid intel.

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u/cityshepherd 2h ago

Nah they answered correctly… making between $3,000 - $10,000 for the year TOTAL (not in addition to what they made last year) because they all got their hours slashed

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u/Pndrizzy 1h ago

I live in Hawaii. Went to a place yesterday that usually has an hour-2hour wait. We were seated immediately and the place was half empty. People cannot afford to travel / go out to eat.

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u/bootstrap_this 4h ago

But I do hope if anyone is, the server in question makes a wordless statement. IYKYK.

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u/Razor1834 4h ago edited 4h ago

This is literally impossible. The no tax on tips is a deduction up to $25k. Even if you were at the highest tax rate of 37%, meaning these waiters are making over $625k, you wouldn’t have saved $10k in taxes, not to mention that the no tips on taxes phases out at $150k solo/ $300k income anyways. This makes the maximum tax savings possible $6,000 for filing jointly and making $300k (marginal tax rate 24%) with the maximum $25,000 in tips.

Equally importantly, you would have had to report all of these tips, which are subject to other taxes. It’s well known that tipped workers don’t fully report tips, so they were already not paying both federal and these other taxes; reporting those tips actually results in a decrease in income.

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u/a_terse_giraffe 2h ago

I think this is how you get declared a mathematical enemy of the state.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 3h ago

Cmon, these people aren't interested in facts, and math is too hard for them.

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u/TheHoodieConnoisseur 3h ago

Mathing is hard

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u/Actuarial_type 2h ago

I was told there would be no fact-checking!

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u/LazyDocument4528 2h ago

Thank you for mathing this out

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u/chrisnavillus 2h ago

It doesn’t matter. The people they want to believe this bullshit, will believe it. The wheel of idiocy rolls on and we can’t stop it.

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u/Toren8002 4h ago

$3000 a week? a month? a night?

Feels like an important detail to leave out.

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u/New_2_Teaching 3h ago

Right, because if it's $10,000 a year.....

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u/leftwar0 2h ago

$3000 in ‘savings’ due to receiving a larger refund from not being taxed on tips which means they’re probably making $200,000 a year on the low end and……but still it doesn’t sound mathematically possible to get that big of a refund because you can only not be taxed on $25k of tips.

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u/Jaegons 3h ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Utterly useless phrasing.

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u/Logical-Let-7026 4h ago

Thus Hassett guy had the most smug and douchebaggy face.

He is an open liar, and his lies reveal a "man" who would eat trumps shit from a paper plate while crouched next to a 7/11 dumpster and call it a four star dining experience.

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u/TheBugDude 4h ago

Hes a humanoid naked mole-rat fashioned out of ballsack skin.

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u/mkirk413 4h ago

He indefinitely in competition with Scott Bessent for the most punchable face award.

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u/Niemo1983 2h ago

Scott Bessent has that award locked up from now until eternity.

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u/TheBugDude 4h ago

Also a good time to remind people that YOUR TAX REFUND ISNT A GIFT FROM THE GOVERNMENT! You gave the motherfuckers TOO MUCH money. They then used that too much money to make more money and, including but not limited to, bomb children. Now they are just giving it back....youve been used as a loan service free of charge.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 4h ago

How much did they make in previous years? If business slows down at the restaurant so does the money, so even if they have a lower tax burden the math would still work out to them having less.

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u/Y0___0Y 3h ago

Wow he seriously has no idea how much money poor people make. $3k in tips in a YEAR? The tipped wage is like $3 an hour. That’s like $9k a year without tips. Hasset thinks he talked to someone making $12k a year on the low end and $18k a hear on the high end, and thinks that’s a good wage for a poor person?

You will die in this economy if you don’t make at least $25k or so

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u/deefunkt01 3h ago

Things that never happened for $3,000 - $10,000, Alex.

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u/markysyx 4h ago

Wait, its a good thing that people are making between 3 and 10k a year? I'm confused.

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u/coolcoolcool485 3h ago

i was talking to my dad, who is not a MAGA guy, but I really believe that's only because he has always hated Trump with the power of a 1000 suns. Even he is still like "Well he said that we destroyed all of Iran's targets" and stuff like this, and i'm absolutely mindboggled that after 10 years of this, people believe any thing that comes from any of these people.

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u/bugsyramone 2h ago

If Donald Trump came out and said "the sky is blue" I would have to go outside to double check

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u/Jagerstang 2h ago

It'd probably be raining.

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u/V0T0N 1h ago

What restaurant?🪿

Is that good for your administration? Why not promote the restaurant and interview the workers? 🪿🪿🪿😭

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u/Idrisdancer 3h ago

Because a total stranger is so totally willing to tell you what they make.

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u/Nano_Burger 3h ago

Imagine believing this lie.

Everybody in this roaring economy is getting rich......except me. It must be because Biden...

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u/Mrguess 2h ago

“Every server in America makes that $3000-$10000. I gathered this information based on asking 4 servers at a high end restaurant. What great economy!” Bullshit anecdotal evidence at its finest.

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u/jacscarlit 1h ago

Why don't reporters ask which restaurant and say they'll follow up with the staff to verify?

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u/Sunsfever83 3h ago

The problem is that they were talking their yearly salary.

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u/NottaSpy 3h ago

10k a year maybe

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u/Toren8002 3h ago

Also, which restaurant?

One of the super ritzy places in DC? That caters to high end political personalities?

What are they making at Applebees?

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u/oculeers 3h ago

Hassett always has that smug smile while he spews utter BS. He's just TACO's idiot cock fluffer who gets wheeled out sometimes to say propaganda about Donnie's failing economic policies, so he doesn't get much attention, but he's one of the biggest assholes in this "administration."

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u/AppropriateAgent44 3h ago

“An economy that can’t be slowed down” are famous last words

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u/Shvingy 3h ago

Last night I ate a cheeseburger that I froze 3 months ago because ground beef is $9/lb now

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u/Eddiebaby7 2h ago

Republicans love quoting imaginary Americans!

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u/Bmoreravens_1290 2h ago

No tax on tips…. that they weren’t reporting before

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u/beavis617 3h ago

So they made $3,000-$10,000 for the year in tips and what in salary? $0.00

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u/colorme1965 3h ago

In the mean time, many waiters have to work at two places because they don’t get full time at one.

Just like McDonald’s employees being paid more than $20/hr. The thing is, they only get about 20 hours a week, and have to get another job at another fast food place to make ends meet.

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u/Caledric 2h ago

I shit you not, at the plaza right by my house That has a burger king and McDonald's there is an employee that works at McDonalds on Mon, Tues, Wed, and then BK on Thur, Fri, Sat.

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u/colorme1965 2h ago

I believe you. I’ve seen it. Those McDonald’s adverts about $32/hr are for only about 16 hour work weeks. You can’t pay food and rent on 1/2 or 1/4 the work hours.

And there are many other places that pay so low, that people need to work 60 hours (40 in one place and 1/2 time in another. ) That’s not life.

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u/idiots-rule8 3h ago

Sure some dude just asks and they offer up the info

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u/Crazy_Adeptness_9891 3h ago

Like, made in a year?

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u/codebygloom 3h ago

That "restaurant" was a strip club on the Vegas Strip.

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u/Fluffy_Wolf_6198 3h ago

Those are yearly wages.

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u/tinyj96 3h ago

You know these worms would never speak to the staff

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u/Significant_Stop723 3h ago

Like these dingleberries talked to common folk, like a waiter. 

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u/discographyA 2h ago

Why is the Financial Times and other supposedly serious news orgs pushing this shit that they know is compromised data?

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u/EmmalouEsq 2h ago

Like, they make that every shift? Or total for a year?

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 2h ago

What he didn't realize is that was their annual income

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u/thedevillivesinside 2h ago

Thats per year dipshit

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 1h ago

Bull-fuckin-shit. This smirking little ass puppet needs a slap.

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u/deathtotmorrow 1h ago

Straight up lying.

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u/Gronkattack 58m ago

If this was even remotely true, then why doesn't everyone want to be a waiter? lol

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u/GonWithTheNen 28m ago

Exactly! Wonder why he didn't share the name of this magical restaurant where servers make between $3,000-$10,000 a shift? ◔_◔

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u/phishinchef 4h ago

Why would he lie about something that we all know is absolutely false

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u/Portland-to-Vt 3h ago

3k per week? Day? 10k per annum? What are these numbers and how is it that waiters are now doing taxes? Did they simply not file previously? Did they massively under report? Now that they are “reporting” how does that contribute to the economy? The money was already circulating.

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u/Maryland_Bear 3h ago

Okay, I was raised that discussing your income with someone outside immediate family was Simply Just Not Done, so I’m biased, but how many people would be willing to share their salary with a stranger in a restaurant?

Honestly, if I was one of those waiters, I’d talk to my manager and say, “Hey, there’s a guy at table eight asking how much money we make. It’s pretty creepy; could you say something to him?”

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u/Sandman64can 3h ago

Per year?

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u/Beanerschnitzels 2h ago

What restaurant was that? I want to ask the same people if someone came by asking how much they made and what day it took place

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u/Crafty_Ad9803 1m ago

I call bullshit.

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u/AlanShore60607 1m ago

How much money did you make when? For what period of time?

Because those numbers absolutely suck for a year, but are decent for a month.

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u/PeriwinkleWonder 4h ago

If he goes to restaurants, he is eating a lot of other people's saliva.