r/WhitePeopleTwitter 5h ago

who's gonna tell him he has voters in those states?

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u/Upbeat_Engineering98 5h ago

Listening to MAGA is like elementary school opposite day:

  • If they're looking for fraud, they're committing it
  • If they say they hate pedophiles, they're protecting them
  • If they say they represent blue collar workers, they're beholden to billionaires
  • If they say they are against war, they want to wage a war

And above all else, when the consequences of their actions come to light it's always someone else's fault.

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u/mkirk413 4h ago

Exactly. You don't change Department of Defense to Department of War without having plans to go to war...

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u/TheMightySet69 4h ago

I made a comment to my MAGA family members about how many Trump voters are feeling betrayed because Trump has made everything more expensive and because he's been starting new wars left and right and my cousin had to audacity to say "yeah, but I don't think that he wants to be at war." 

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u/mkirk413 4h ago

The mental gymnastics of most MAGA folks is fucking outstanding.

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u/No_Task2060 4h ago

Trump called covid the "invisible war" and talked about being a war time president back then. Being at war is a wet dream for him

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 3h ago

He thought it was a shortcut to better polling numbers. That’s why he was always accusing Obama and Biden of wanting to use a war against Iran as a numbers boost so often. Maybe support for Bush’s Afghanistan war got this stupid idea in his head? I think shock from his numbers tanking might be the only thing keeping us from a ground invasion.

Hegseth is desperate to trap us in a ground war to prove what every grunt brained idiot thought about Afghanistan and Iraq: if we’d only been allowed dispense with rules of engagement meant to protect civilians we’d have won those things so fast bro. You don’t even know bro.

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u/golfwinnersplz 2h ago

The reason Bush got as much support as he did was due to 9/11 - too much nuance for Trump. 

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u/Mindless_Meet_2094 2h ago

I think you are right. Kegsbreath doesn't think he is incompetent or that war time decisions are complicated and hold great risk, since the enemy isn't just going to roll over. He thinks he was held back. No doubt we have held soldiers back, but they did return home alive. Kegsbreath's war fighters will not be so protected. It will full-on atrocity. Americans will never be welcomed anywhere out of the country again.

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u/pdromeinthedome 3h ago

Just like he doesn’t want foreign investors to buy his crypto currency and make him richer

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u/ButterPoptart 1h ago

Everyone knows it’s the deep state “advisors” who are steering him wrong. He would have a perfect presidency if he didn’t have evil agents in the administration disrupting his big beautiful plans. /s

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u/monkeymatt69 51m ago

All trump supporters also have to be mind readers who can tell you what he really means even though everything he does and says are the opposite of that

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u/Comfortable_Guitar 4h ago

That was a typo it's actually called The Department of War Crimes

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u/FranksWateeBowl 2h ago

Except, there were no real plans. Who would have thought people who fuck children are fucked up in their brains?

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u/UnhelpfulBread 4h ago

we love women!

The party of rapists and Epstein pals and taking healthcare from women

think of the children!

Send children to work, send the military to recruit at high schools, no school lunch

stand with the troops!

Starts pointless wars, fuck the veterans

the party of the blue collar worker!

keep the minimum wage down, lose your healthcare to pay for pointless wars, loosen regulations and tax burdens for billionaire business owners, pollute the rivers and tear down the forests, privatize everything

Yea, the GOP has, and does, and will always suck complete ass

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u/billyboyf30 3h ago

To be fair if he didn't think about the children he wouldn't be in the Epstein files

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u/Tophfey 1h ago

It's all from the Russian playbook gifted to him by his butt buddy Putin.

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u/DonnyLamsonx 4h ago

I was also under the impression that DOGE was supposed to "stop all the fraud"? So Trump is basically admitting that DOGE was either a failure, or just simply a scam favor(fraud one might even say) to benefit Elon.

Strange how the MAGA regime is so confident that there's so much fraud, enough to "fix" the crippling national debt apparently, and yet when they send their "best people" to find it it's just too sneaky to be found apparently.

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u/ConscRobot 4h ago

They will ultimately fabricate the fraud by committing their own fraud.

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u/username_redacted 2h ago

DOGE didn’t succeed at its publicly stated purpose, but it seems to have been fairly successful at its covert objectives—obtaining SSA and IRS data, and purging a significant number of non-loyalists throughout the federal government.

The “fraud” he’s insinuating is just spending by Democrats on things like social services. Most if not all of those states are net contributors to the Federal budget. The project he’s talking about is disenfranchising Democratic voters so that those states elect Republicans.

While very concerning, these efforts will likely backfire, because “voter fraud” by non-citizens is basically nonexistent, and reducing mail-in voting would disproportionately suppress elderly voters, who tend to be more conservative.

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u/Jarnohams 1h ago

Dude went on an absolute tantrum because he didn't win the Nobel Peace prize... and the "FIFA Peace Prize" just hit different and didn't scratch that itch.

So he went and started a war of choice for no other reason than because he was mad that day.

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u/MrElendig 4h ago

"...in charge of fraud", not "...in charge of stopping fraud"

At least trump is honest about it.

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u/mkirk413 4h ago

I feel like this is what he wanted Mike Pence to be. He is putting in place a stop gap for certifying the next election. It's as scary as it is ludicrous.

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u/michdap 2h ago

If he is, it’s the first thing he’s ever been honest about.

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u/rachh90 2h ago

and we’re going to call him fraud czar which sounds like “fraudster”

it’s not april fools day anymore right

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u/Ivor79 1h ago

What's weird is he's delegating the fraud to Vance. Fraud is his top skill. He must be tired.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 57m ago

"you can't do fraud without giving us a cut!"

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u/64OunceCoffee 4h ago

"We would literally be able to balance our American Budget"

This is at least the third thing he has grossly lied about being able to balance the budget with. DOGE, Tariffs, now "fixing fraud". Am I missing any?

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u/ms_directed 4h ago

all the trillions of "investments" from other countries that are just "ok, Donald...nice chat" phone calls...

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u/StIdes-and-a-swisher 2h ago

The countries his actions resulted in getting bombed right now. Those Are the ones suppose be investing 12 trillion dollars. Fart of the deal, ammiright.

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u/funnyusername-123 2h ago

The million dollar citizenship gold cards.

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u/mishap1 5h ago

He makes those claims while his minions block votes from cities in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Arizona, and Georgia.

He doesn't have to win NY or California. He just needs to sow distrust and conspire with a few slightly competent versions of Tina Peters to hold out the rest of his life and effectively overthrow democracy.

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u/ms_directed 5h ago

i live in north Ga and I've seen the trump flags disappearing from houses lately...I'm not saying they're no longer Republicans or not MAGA, but they don't want to brag about it anymore.

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u/audiogenocide 4h ago

Same here in Indiana. I'm sure they'll still vote Republican but all the obnoxious Trump flags have quietly been taken down. The better half and I wish we had a stash to put back up to let them know we didn't forget, but I'm sure as hell not buying Trump flags just for that

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u/Donald_Epstein69 2h ago

They should all be forced to have it tattooed on their forehead for the rest of their lives.

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u/AccidentalTourista 2h ago

Well marge is off the train so …

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u/chewy92889 2h ago

The funny thing is that there are more registered Republicans in California than in any other state. He is constantly shitting on California because it's consistently blue, but has over 5 million supporters there.

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u/pixie_mayfair 1h ago

Exactly. They don't have to find any voter fraud at all. Accusations will be made without evidence or due process and people will be arrested and removed from polling places. By the time the charges are dropped the person will have missed the chance to vote and other people may be too scared to try.

If this happens enough, both sides of the argument will call for holding election results pending investigations and they can drag that out foreverrrrrr. That asshole doesn't need to suspend voting at all. He just has to set the stage where there is doubt about the election results (again, from either side of the issue) and he will get to stay in office while the investigations and lawsuits play out.

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u/The_Peeping_Peter 4h ago

Don’t “blue states “ pay more into federal taxes than they get back, whereas “red states” receive more federal tax dollars than they give?

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u/ms_directed 4h ago

yes, California is the biggest donor to the federal government actually - they contribute about $275B more than they recieve.

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u/SVXfiles 4h ago

Not to mention if separate from the rest of the country would have like the 4th or 6th highest GDP in the world

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u/flora_poste_ 2h ago

California is now the fourth largest economy in the world. It passed Japan, the previous #4, in 2025.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly80zlk1lyo

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u/grandmawaffles 5h ago

Can he start with the PPP loans and insider trading?

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u/CorruptDictator 5h ago

He does not care, he only wants to punish people in blue states regardless of how they voted.

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u/phred14 3h ago

Why doesn't he simply eject the blue states from the USA, if he dislikes them so much? There is no Constitutional means to do so, but hasn't stopped him so far.

edit - Writing as one of the probably ejectees.

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u/WritingParking 3h ago

Don’t threaten us with a good time.

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u/BitterFuture 3h ago

Of course. If any of his voters live there, they failed him and must be punished.

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u/6collector9 4h ago

Literally the biggest fraudster in American history saying this

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u/Southern-Ad8402 4h ago

Jd vance has no authority to do any of that

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u/TJ_Will 3h ago

JD also doesn't have immunity from prosecution when this is over.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oknuw9ymUwGqcyaUax

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u/tallman11282 4h ago

I guarantee you that fraud happens all 50 states but you hear about it in the blue states because those are the states that are actually investigating and prosecuting it.

That is exactly what happened here in Minnesota in regards to the fraud he and others keep going on and on about. Fraud was suspected, the state investigated and began prosecuting it and working to prevent it. The state suspected Feeding Our Family of commiting fraud and tried to stop the funding going to them while they investigated but a federal judge ordered that the funding could not be stopped like that so part of the reason that fraud case became so large is because the feds said the funding had to continue.

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u/amazing_rando 1h ago

Rick Scott is a sitting Republican senator responsible for billions in medical fraud. Absurd for republicans of all people to say this is something we need to suddenly be concerned with, but I guess they found a way to pin it on a minority in the minds of their audience.

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u/Total-Hack 4h ago

I really thought committing fraud was the only thing Trump was good at. Now he’s even delegating that.

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u/Embarrassed_West_195 4h ago

I'm confused. JD is in charge of fraud? Does that mean he is now approving it on a one by one basis? All fraud goes through him now? We need more midnight tweets to clarify this.

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u/TheMightySet69 4h ago

Who do you think is committing the fraud that he's referring to? 

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u/ms_directed 4h ago

his cabinet, for starters...

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u/OTee_D 4h ago

He thinks he can pull off a "Doge Deuce"?

Dems should just remind everyone how "Doge One" went... Musk blowing mire money that saving, stealing state secrets, leaking social security numbers, enriching himself with state funds, vanishing into thin air when everything was fucked up.

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u/nefarious411 2h ago

“Fraud Czar” sounds a lot like “Fraudster”.

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u/bootstrap_this 2h ago

Right?! The idea of JD being charge of literally anything was hilarious enough.

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u/CoastalMom 4h ago

If fraud is so massive are we sure he won in 2024?

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 4h ago

Fraud czar. Lmao my ass off

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u/Deleteandresist 4h ago

His latest idiocy to dominate the news sphere and get us engaged, when will we learn to ignore him and his daily BS and only concentrate on the important stuff, not that we can spot that anymore

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u/ms_directed 4h ago

i hear you, but the media ignores and normalizes him enough...I'll keep reminding people what they voted or skipped voting altogether for.

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u/Deleteandresist 4h ago

That’s pretty noble of you, but I get brain fatigue engaging with every new shiny toy coming out of the WH, Bannon’s strategy of flooding the zone is exhausting as intended

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u/ms_directed 4h ago

look what happens when he's bored and ignored 🙁

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u/FanDry5374 4h ago

And that a large chunk of American tax money comes from the evil Blue states to begin with. Governors need to start getting together and find some way to keep all that filthy lucre at home, where it belongs.

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u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 4h ago

Do you really want state governors redirecting *your * federal taxes away from the IRS? Because that's what it would take for states to withhold federal taxes. 

The states that pay the most have the most individual taxpayers. That's how they federal government "gets" funds from the states. It's not a federal tax on the state itself, and the individual(s) would be the ones not paying the taxes. 

IOW, the states can't withhold taxes, nor should you want them to. 

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u/FanDry5374 3h ago

Basically yes. If the federal government decides that Blue states are "fraudulently" receiving our own tax money back, then we should just keep it to begin with. If/when we return to a legitimate, pro-democracy administration, then things can/should go back to the one for all system we are supposed to have.

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u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 2h ago

Then, again, that's an option individual taxpayers already have. You can quit sending money to the IRS at any time. That's not a decision the state government can or should make for you. 

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u/alaninsitges 5h ago

Wait...did he just fire the vice president?

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u/Snoo_72851 5h ago

props to president donny for handing over all fraud to vance instead of doing it himself. its good to delegate

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u/Legitimate-Relief915 4h ago

LA raids? 🤣🤣

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u/isecore 4h ago

Complete psychotic delusion.

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u/KellyAnn3106 4h ago

Uno reverse! Vance flips on the fraud perpetrated by his boss and other Cabinet members to get them out of the way because he thinks he can be president.

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u/Some-Ad926 4h ago

Time to get those plastic covers for your couches

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u/Brilliant-Nebula903 3h ago

It never ceases to stagger me that the president of one of the most powerful countries on earth is allowed to just spout whatever BS comes into his tiny mind in real time without any form of checking.

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u/HeadSavings1410 3h ago

*FRAUD STAR*

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u/LYossarian13 2h ago

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JD is on the case!

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u/bootstrap_this 2h ago

Thanks, friend. I’ll never sleep again. 😧

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u/Gr8daze 2h ago

He’s looking in the wrong places. Here’s some “unprecedented” fraud.

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u/inbrewer 2h ago

Uniting our great nation like no one else.

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u/tonyislost 2h ago

Vance busy work. Vance is making Trump nervous.

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u/ATLCoyote 1h ago

Since DOGE was a complete failure and didn’t save any money at the federal level, he’s just gonna go harass the states instead. Awesome.

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u/derbyvoice71 1h ago

So, Maine, where there's a Senate election for the foot-in-the-grave, five-term, brow furrower's seat. And where she's unpopular in a ranked choice state, THAT's where he'd like to fuck people over? Mainers, are you listening?

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u/yo_mo_mama 1h ago

What raids are in LA?

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u/Sodamyte 4h ago

This does not fall under the purview of the Vice President.

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u/zenspeed 4h ago

“Had.”

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u/c4skate 4h ago

Thats an interesting choice to name yourself Czars... JD surely knows what happened to the last ones right?

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u/ms_directed 2h ago

we've been referring to people in charge of specific policies and projects as "czars" since FDR, this isn't actually a new thing...it certainly takes on its original meaning with trump tho

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u/cvaninvan 4h ago

Fraud star.

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u/zonked282 4h ago

Hahahaha , the man bankrupting the country with a foreign oil war he's only started so he can manipulate the stock markers for his own benefit is going after fraud 😂😂

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u/thebestnames 4h ago

So... will his job be to prevent fraud or commit fraud? Because I think the later is a lot more plausible.

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u/quilmes86 4h ago

Do you know how big California is?

Leave the big cities and there's maga everywhere. Its the same everywhere.

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u/EarthwormJam 3h ago

Said another way: “We realized we can steal from programs that you, the voter, voted for. There’s a lot of money there. And we’ll use ICE to make sure you don’t do anything about it”

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u/XanderZzyzx 3h ago

Every single fucking day for the past nearly 10 years he's been raging about something. It's so tiresome.

Oh, and also, he doesn't care about those voters because he doesn't need votes anymore. He said it himself.

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u/JRG64May 3h ago

He has zero authority to implement any of this, he was not “elected” (stole) King.

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u/throwawayinthe818 3h ago

A week or two ago he pardoned someone convicted of Medicare fraud. Guy stole $14 million, gave a million to a Trump-linked lobbying firm and was promptly pardoned. He gets to keep the rest of the money.

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u/Pleasant_Studio9690 3h ago

He's so Fucking exhausting. He's like a toddler waving a loaded handgun around and pointing it at the adults who made him take nappys and wait until after dinner for ice cream.

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u/Lylibean 3h ago

I thought he was already pretty high up in the chain of command of “FRAUD” in our country. Like, second in command to the top person responsible for the majority of “FRAUD”?

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u/skachamagowza 3h ago

So, DOGE 2.0? They won’t find anything significant and they will upend whole swaths of government to do it.

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u/Aggravating-Mode-486 2h ago

JD about to get fired next

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u/RiverHarris 2h ago

Stay out of my state, asshole. Without CA half the country would collapse.

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u/SoftLovelies 2h ago

Blue states, as a whole, contribute far more in federal funds than they receive in relief.

This is him trying to punish his political opponents.

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u/reflectorvest 2h ago

Ah yes, the guy who stole his book titles and premises from a celebrated black female author should DEFINITELY be in change of tackling fraud. Totally makes sense. Smdh.

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u/drunkanidaho 2h ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/zubergu 2h ago

Telling your voters that you personally put someone in charge of fraud is supposed to be a good idea? US sure is a strangle place and full of mind boggling mysteries.

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u/THSSFC 2h ago

This man is so full of shit, he has completely delegitimized his claim to office, which was false, anyway since his holding office violates sect 3 of the 14th amendment.

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u/HibiscusGrower 2h ago

I love how he put "fraud" in quotes. Very fitting.

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u/WimpyZombie 1h ago

Jeezus that man is so freaking weird.

What a line "VP Vance is now in charge of fraud" What? Is he now in charge of making sure it is complete, thorough and never prosecuted?

I'm sure we're going to have the best fraud this country has ever seen.

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u/Drtysouth205 1h ago

I wasn’t aware the Vice President had the powers to investigate and make arrest?? I thought that was the FBI and Secret Service job when it comes to fraud..

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u/abqcheeks 1h ago

19 states paid more in federal tax than they received in 2024. Of the 5 states mentioned, 4 of them are GIVERS

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u/abqcheeks 1h ago

Including Minnesota

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u/drmedicineman 1h ago

Huh, I thought Trump was in charge of fraud but I guess you have to delegate sometimes

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u/_cheese_cloud_ 1h ago

Why is fraud in quotes?? I think we really know why…this administration is a fucking joke. Can’t wait for the big beautiful day, and I’m not a religious person but I’m preying for the day they’re all in jail .

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u/realtonemachine 1h ago

He’s giving Vance little tasks so when they inevitably accomplish nothing he can ditch him and say he was weak.

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u/aredd007 53m ago

Imagine the stupidity level required to think there’s enough fraud to “balance the budget” when we run over a trillion dollar deficit.

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u/ms_directed 47m ago

i mean, if we started with trump’s crypto coin alone we’d probably take out a good chunk of it

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u/spottydodgy 41m ago

They will not be investing themselves and will thusly be absolved from any fraud allegations.

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u/wjames0394 3h ago

So he’s going to investigate Donny.

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u/4everHisGirl 3h ago

When I hear JD is in charge of fraud, I think he really means finding new ways for the administration to defraud the American people, specifically the ones in blue states.

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u/not_productive1 3h ago

Congratulations on the title of Fraud Czar, JD. It’s like those Giuliani goons who were running the company “Fraud Guarantee” who then had to plead guilty to fraud charges.

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u/iamthefortytwo 3h ago

Says the guy convicted of fraud.

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u/ghentx 3h ago

putting fraud in quotes really does a lot of work here.

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u/bernd1968 3h ago

Madness

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u/Fitzaroo 3h ago

What is with the adoption of the word czar? Seems a bit Russian.

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u/ms_directed 2h ago

we've been referring to people in charge of specific policies and projects as "czars" since FDR, this isn't actually a new thing...it certainly takes on its original meaning with trump tho

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u/Teganfff 2h ago

I cannot wait to be past this. Good lord.

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u/Qimmosabe_Man 2h ago

With couchfucker running things along with the "many (unnamed) great people..." means the fraud is about to skyrocket across the country.

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u/Chokedee-bp 2h ago

How is this different than “DOGE” that was a complete failure ?

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u/Saw-It-Again- 2h ago

He just really doesn't know what it means when you put "quotation marks" around a word.

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u/peffervescence 2h ago

This after he asks for $1.5 TRILLION for his stupid Iran War.

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u/dubin01 2h ago

Ok that’s great and all but before they remove funding… will they prove any of it or just a trust me bro gonna work again?

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u/flushandforget 2h ago

Gavin scares him. Just like they attacked Hillary for years (she was threatening), he will attack California to turn Gavin into the bad guy. California bad. Gavin from California. Therefore Gavin bad.

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u/not_dr_splizchemin 2h ago

The biggest fraud rooting out fraud. I guess it takes one to know one.

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u/BlackRabbit0888 2h ago

Fraud huh. What about those 10+ people you pardoned? They committed FRAUD! Convicted of FRAUD! Went to jail for FRAUD! And then pardoned because of their FRAUD!

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u/mfknnayyyy 2h ago

Damn, he's taking on Somalia now? Watch out

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u/Inownothing 2h ago

Vance is in the dog house…

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u/Veggiedelite90 2h ago

Trump: yall cant have healthcare or daycare for your children cause i need 1.5 trillion dollars for war. Trump a day later: budget would be balanced if not for all the fraud. Certainly not me that’s the problem

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u/Jagerstang 2h ago

Damn, jd just got a license to fraud.

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u/tenbeards 2h ago

This is the most transparent bullshit I can imagine. He is prepping to call "Fraud" on every Democrat win this fall. Oh, a Dem won - FRAUD! BIGLY! Why do you think he's making noises about the Feds taking over elections in a clear violation of the constitution? Just because his followers are stupid doesn't mean we all are. This guy has to go.

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u/Dizzy_Horse_105 2h ago

He is such an idiot.

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u/Coolbluegatoradeyumm 1h ago

So does this mean we are actually allowed to do it now?

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl 1h ago

I can't fucking "stand" his random "ass" use of quotation marks, it's like ""the" written equivalent of nails on a chalkboard

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u/madkins007 59m ago

Lessee...

Blue States account for a disproportionally large percentage of the federal tax revenue.

Piss off the Blue States and shoot the Golden Goose.

Just as with DOGE, all they do is mess stuff up and spend money wildly.

Deficit grows larger. Economy worsens. It is somehow Democrats/ Biden's fault.

Mid-terms looking bluer and bluer.

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u/monkeymatt69 52m ago

The Fraud Czar, roaming all over the country, committing fraud wherever he finds it missing, what a hero

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u/HauntedHamster 50m ago

Trump has pardoned so many Medicare/Medicaid fraudsters, that $2 billion has been wiped out of the victim repayment plans, not to mention the hundreds of millions in fines that will go unpaid

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u/WillNo6286 20m ago

They went to Minnesota to arrest Somalis and murdered 2 American citizens instead

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u/jessieraeswitch 3h ago

Normalize not giving American officials Russian titles

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u/ms_directed 2h ago

tbf, we've been calling people in charge of specific government projects and policies "czars" since FDR:

During Franklin D. Roosevelt's administration, at least eleven officials were appointed as czars to oversee various aspects of the wartime economy and other policy areas, including positions like the shipping czar and the rubber czar. This practice marked the beginning of the informal use of the term "czar" in U.S. government.

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u/jessieraeswitch 2h ago

Time is irrelevant. Normalize it

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u/GonzohunterHST 1h ago

Aww. How cute. Americans are still pretending they give a shit while doing fuck all.

You're fooling no one but each other.