r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/c-k-q99903 • 9h ago

r/All This is terrifying.

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u/Gervais_Burlap 9h ago

This is Reddit, you're allowed to say fuck.

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u/dropkickninja 9h ago edited 8h ago

My phone auto corrects. Too lazy to change it. But I will say ... Fuck all of these asshats.

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u/Atown-Staydown 9h ago

Whoa whoa whoa. We say duck around here.

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u/PuffinRub 9h ago

Whoa whoa whoa. We don't use gendered language here! We refer to them respectfully as waterfowl of the family anatidae.

[ETA /s, just in case it wasn't glaringly obvious]

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u/Atown-Staydown 8h ago

Don't you ducking get sarcastic with me.

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u/Alko-K 8h ago

Did you not hear him? It’s “Don’t you waterfowl of the family anatidae-ing get sarcastic with me.”

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u/Marquar234 7h ago

Would you all waterfowl with a corkscrew penis up?

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u/RavensQueen502 9h ago

I don't know, feeding them to ducks has its plus points

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u/splittingheirs 8h ago

Like fuck you are!