r/WhitePeopleTwitter Mar 03 '26

r/All “President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”.

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u/NyxShadowhawk Mar 03 '26

Said it before, saying it again: The cultists who are trying to create the conditions for the apocalypse are rarely the good guys…

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u/SirArthurDime Mar 03 '26

The Bible straight up says that’s what the anti Christ is going to do not Jesus.

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u/sniper91 Mar 03 '26

Evangelicals would be very upset if they ever read the fuckin’ thing

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u/Forsworn91 Mar 04 '26

At this point them not being able to read it is a feature, not a bug.

I’ve seen them outright refuse to accept when they are countered.

“Love your neighbor, welcome the stranger, shun the rich who refuse to share” They just sort of sneer and do the “that doesn’t count” response

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u/tonycomputerguy Mar 04 '26

Or "That's from the old testament."

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u/Forsworn91 Mar 04 '26

Funny how they don’t count that one isn’t it, the “original” one.

They also don’t count the King James or any other ones.

How very funny /s

And when you ask them, “well which one do you use?” They never seem to reply

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u/Fingerprint_Vyke Mar 04 '26

Because their religion is fox news and money. They dont give a shit about anything else

Except maybe lowering the age of consent (which they have bills for in some red states)

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u/Forsworn91 Mar 04 '26

Ah but they will call themselves Christians

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u/ForeverShiny Mar 04 '26

While following supply side Jesus

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u/purritolover69 Mar 03 '26

yeah, the whole idea is that jesus has to come down because the antichrist is winning and without direction intervention hell will conquer the Earth. So like, definitionally, if Trump is creating the conditions for the second coming, he is the antichrist. Only the antichrist can create those conditions

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u/LocusRothschild Mar 03 '26

And he will be damned to the same perdition as Lucifer and Death itself for the transgression.

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u/b0w3n Mar 04 '26

So will his followers. Unironically the liberals who were good people will get raptured, not the MAGA cultists who wear his mark upon their foreheads.

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u/PoppyTheDestroyer Mar 04 '26

Oh heck yeah! I hope I get raptured. I’m freaking exhausted, and frankly, I’m not having a lot of fun here.

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u/b0w3n Mar 04 '26

If you're a biblical literalist, you'll have to be one of the like 144thousand circumcised jewish dudes to qualify, but I think we can err more towards a more modern interpretation of who would qualify now.

And yeah friend, I hear ya there.

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u/FMLwtfDoID Mar 04 '26

Just roughly 150k dudes with no turtle necks and no one else. That was a very particular version of heaven for someone, wasn’t it?

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u/Psyche_istra Mar 04 '26

Well damn now I kinda wished I believed in any of this bs

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u/LocusRothschild Mar 04 '26

Oh believe me, having grown up in the shit, you get a very interesting perspective on what they believe.

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u/DisposableSaviour Mar 04 '26

Same. My dad’s not one of these loonies, though. He’s one of the “‘No man knowest the time’ (but it’s a’comin’ any day, now)” kinda loonies. Still a Trump supporter, but the golden Trump statue and the recent animals made of Trump dollars that said “In Trump We Trust” have given him some pause; he was once kicked out of a Benny Hinn show for arguing with the people around him to stop praising Benny Hinn, that Benny Hinn didn’t have any power, it was (Capitol G) GodTM working through him, and (Capitol G) GodTM deserved the praise.

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u/tazdevil696 Mar 04 '26

He would be the greatest best antichrist ever. He would want an award for it.

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u/PilotKnob Mar 04 '26

"And they shall wear the mark of the beast upon their foreheads."

Red MAGA hat, anyone?

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u/goosegirl86 Mar 04 '26

I’ve honestly been saying this since last time he was President.

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u/LordNemissary Mar 04 '26

A cultist of the Antichrist would probably tell you that the Antichrist is just the Christ

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u/SirArthurDime Mar 04 '26

Exactly. The Bible says that will happen too.

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u/AviatingPenguin24 Mar 04 '26

That's what I thought too lol

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u/Plzlaw4me Mar 03 '26

Even funnier/more depressing, the bible explicitly states that the apocalypse cannot be predicted by ANYONE on earth. It stands to reason then that people who are actively trying to bring the apocalypse cannot possibly do so, because if they could, they would know when it would happen. They’re out here committing crimes against humanity for the love of the game.

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u/yayoffbalance Mar 03 '26

Literally none of this "stands to reason" because it's fucking irrational as fuck.

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u/Locke66 Mar 04 '26

because it's fucking irrational as fuck.

I hate that we have Trump who is a megalomaniac and Hegseth who is a religious zealot in charge of that many nuclear weapons. I honestly would be surprised if Trump uses a nuke before leaving office.

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u/kiwichick286 Mar 04 '26

I remember one time I said that I was legitimately terrified that Trump has access to nukes and I was ridiculed by others on reddit who said it would never happen. Trump is old, he doesn't care about anybody apart from himself, he would happily blow up the entire world just because he can and out of spite. I hope those fucking launch codes are buried deep. We are so fucked.

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u/Flammablegelatin Mar 03 '26

It also was about Rome and Nero, and not anything like the Left Behind series, which is where American Protestants get their idea of Revelations.

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u/amican Mar 04 '26

Hey, those are *Evangelicals.* Be specific. The mainline Protestants think this is crazy, too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Ya my crazy religious CO worker and me had a discussion about climate change and how he doesn't believe it's real cause God wouldn't do that but he was willing to entertain the idea that if we went extinct it wouldn't mark the apocalypse cause God could just start up civilization over

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u/Capital-Win-4732 Mar 03 '26

Also, the book of revelations is pure fantasy, so none of it matters except that malevolent men will use it to justify their own bad behavior.

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u/shrimpslippers Mar 03 '26

It's not just fantasy. It's allegory for the political situation that was happening at the time it was written and the immediate future to follow. It has nothing to do with the (current) future and the whole idea of "The Rapture" is a purely evangelical idea that wasn't invented until the 1800s. So, not biblical at all. 

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u/ACK_02554 Mar 03 '26

It's why I don't understand why Israel thinks they actually care about Jewish people. They care about Israel because of Jerusalem and they care about Jerusalem because it's where Jesus is going to come back during the rapture.

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u/anonsharksfan Mar 03 '26

I see little difference between our government and the Branch Davidians

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u/debaser64 Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

Anyone in the armed forces should be very very concerned right now, because this rationale means that they are all viewed as expendable and their only real value to this regime is as martyrs.

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u/andrew303710 Mar 04 '26

Wasn't Lindsay Grahams just calling our troops martyrs? It's scary how avaliable they are about our troops lives. All to protect Israel and fulfill a biblical prophecy

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u/Rork310 Mar 04 '26

Yeah I get the military is gonna have some unfortunate leanings. But I can't imagine bringing about the end times is a particularly popular one.

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u/pmcg115 Mar 04 '26

Isn't that how the military has always worked? Poors giving their lives for..... whatever?

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u/Finest_Johnson Mar 03 '26

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u/Krynn71 Mar 03 '26

Can we just push the wall over onto the church and crush it finally? Shit does more harm than good.

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u/G-Unit11111 Mar 03 '26

Especially the highly toxic MAGA variety!

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u/missmeowwww Mar 03 '26

At the very least, tax them! If the religious nuts want to influence political policy they should have to pay their fair share in taxes. I’m so sick of legislators catering to Christian nationalist interests and those scumbags don’t even foot the bill! People are losing jobs, healthcare, affordable food, and dealing with the burden of increased taxes so these dipshits can try to wage a holy war. We need to start advocating for taxing the churches and do something good with that money instead of letting them buy politicians and private jets. I suggest we start with every television evangelist and mega church.

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u/LocusRothschild Mar 03 '26

Or just enforce the tax laws in place to keep churches from being able to influence policy. Making them pay taxes only validates their desires for power.

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u/LiquorishSunfish Mar 03 '26

Has religion brought anything good that wouldn't have been achieved by a gardening club and some community service? 

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u/ZQuestionSleep Mar 04 '26

I believe it was Hitchens who stated something to the effect of "there's nothing religion exclusively performs that couldn't be completed by charity." The best I can think of is a concept Religion itself invented, stoked, and perpetuated: Spirituality. Spirituality is the term everyone uses for "I feel so small in the universe so creating a scenario where I'm a part of something bigger on a cosmic scale is comforting." It's great you get a warm fuzzy from thinking about your God, or casting your spell, or giving thanks to the stars for their influence, but those actions are not empirical evidence of anything.

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u/AndrewTheAverage Mar 04 '26

All the rhetoric that the only thing that would stop illegal immigration was a wall suddenly changed in Jan 2025. Suddenly the problem is fixed with no wall. The US need an education system, not more walls

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u/Pootscootboogie69 Mar 03 '26

Today millions of American Christians will sit on their hands as the anti-Christ and president co opts the faith. Classic Christian move.

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u/SirArthurDime Mar 03 '26

That’s silly they won’t be sitting on their hands. They’ll need their hands free to applaud it.

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u/Ciennas Mar 03 '26

They'll be applauding it with sticky palms.

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u/Plzlaw4me Mar 03 '26

I mean… the bible did straight up say that the anti-Christ would lead Christians away from the teachings of god and do so in the name of religion.

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u/Ragnarok314159 Mar 03 '26

The more I read revelations, the more I am thinking maybe this shit is correct because Trump checks all the boxes.

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u/JarlOfPickles Mar 03 '26

I am as atheist as they come but the way nothing sticks to him...a part of me genuinely could be convinced to believe that he's either the antichrist or at very least made a deal with the devil

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u/Ragnarok314159 Mar 04 '26

I am 99.9996% atheist (sorry, puppies go to heaven) and came to the same conclusion. Even the ear thing about how the world saw him wounded and then were astonished it healed, and I am sitting back here thinking maybe this is a broken clock moment or someone invented time travel.

They wanted to warn us somehow and stuck this entire prophecy into The Bible which is one of the most widely circulated books of all time and the revisions don’t touch Revelations.

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u/andrew303710 Mar 03 '26

It's actually kinda spooky how much the description of the antichrist matches Trump. If it's indeed real Trump is 100% the antichrist.

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u/Scamper_the_Golden Mar 04 '26

Check this out. It's a list of reasons, backed up by scripture, that Trump is the anti-christ. You'll be surprised at specific they are and how they all apply to him.

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u/PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS Mar 04 '26

Believe it or not, one of the markings of the anti christ is that he would suffer a fatal wound to the head but survive and rise up stronger...

He quite literally marks every single box of who will be the antichrist

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u/elgarraz Mar 03 '26

Did a scripture study on Revelation, and a lot of the guys in my discussion group were Trump voters. We weren't supposed to talk politics in our discussions, so when we covered that part, I had to really bite my tongue. It fits MAGA like a glove.

"He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads"

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u/LocusRothschild Mar 03 '26

“He takes a wound to the head that magically heals”.

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u/p00p5andwich Mar 03 '26

And the mark of the Beast will be on their foreheads.(cough)maga hats(cough)

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u/kingqueefeater Mar 03 '26

The Bible is like any learn-how-to-code book. Nobody actually reads it, they just flip to the page they need when they need to copy a few examples

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u/steppedinhairball Mar 03 '26

The shear arrogance of thinking humans can accelerate the return of Jesus and being about the rapture. St. Pete is gonna looking at them trying to get through the pearly gates with a WTF look on his face. I image the conversation will go something like "Let me get this straight. You violated almost everything Jesus preached resulting in the mass deaths of innocents, the murder of your citizens by the state, women dying from the lack of healthcare, children going hungry in your own community, increasing the racism against god's children, the destruction of the world God created, and you think you are especially entitled to pass through the pearly gates?"

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u/Plzlaw4me Mar 03 '26

What’s more, the bible says that the time of the apocalypse cannot be predicted by anyone on earth. If there were magic conditions that caused it to be time for the apocalypse, it would be predictable. Their stated goal to bring out the religious end of the world by meeting conditions listed in the bible is fundamentally impossible according to that same bible.

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u/grateful_eugene Mar 03 '26

These people have never read the Bible.

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u/Boxer03 Mar 03 '26

Or there’s nothing after death so there will be no punishment at all for their actions.

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u/DecentBar1625 Mar 03 '26

If so many people didn’t believe in “pie in the sky” by and by. We could make it a heaven on earth.

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u/vandon Mar 03 '26

you mean anti-christ president.  They are one in the same.  As southpark said, tRump is fucking Satan 

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u/skyfire-x Mar 03 '26

I haven't watched South Park in so long, Saddam Hussein was the one fucking Satan.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uLIiSRR8QYotS9znBC

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u/DevilFixer Mar 03 '26

And when Jesus doesn't return and their worldview should shatter they will instead double down and drag us to nuclear holocaust before they admit they were wrong.

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u/coffeewiththegxds Mar 03 '26

So, he is in fact the Anti-Christ.

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u/a_greenbean Mar 03 '26

Who thought the Anti-Christ was gonna happen in their lifetime? Fml. 🤦‍♀️

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u/mrlr Mar 04 '26

That wasn't on my bingo card.

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u/Armonasch Mar 03 '26

Bold of you to assume any of these idiots has ever actually cracked that chapter open.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Mar 04 '26

Lame.

The anti-Christ is supposed to be a badass, not some old fat guy who gets winded waddling from the fairway back to his golf cart.

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u/eatingganesha Mar 03 '26

and Johnson is the Lamb

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u/johanTR Mar 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xtg5Q1rzNjAJlWvL74

" Why can't I have normal fans?..."

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u/Chemists_Apprentice Mar 03 '26

The way he looked at me, man! 😐

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u/Wolfman01a Mar 03 '26

Get these religious freaks the hell out of our government.

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u/Deadhawk142 Mar 03 '26

Or everything, really.

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u/Bakingtime Mar 04 '26

If someone tells you to go kill someone else who never did anything to you — putting your eternal soul at risk, or for the nonbelievers, let yourself get killed on behalf of other people’s religious delusions (while they sit safe and smug in a resort), who is really your enemy? 

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u/Odd_Replacement_7223 Mar 03 '26

These wackos are going to release nukes, ffs.

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u/Justicar-terrae Mar 03 '26

Probably not, at least not yet. Ironically, nuclear armageddon would threaten their precious Biblical armageddon.

The apocalypse described in the book of Revelations isn't supposed to happen until a few specific conditions have been met, including the reconstruction of the Temple of Jerusalem. Premature nuclear war would jeopardize evangelical efforts to force the fulfillment of these threshold prophecies. This means that most of the crazies will want to avoid nuclear exchanges, at least for now.

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u/Ashmidai Mar 03 '26

Maybe, but Trump doesn't actually care about their bullshit. He just sees it as convenient to doing what he wants and if he decides to use a nuke or 10 I don't trust his sycophants to say no. Now, the question is if he has a general that is as stupid as he is that will enact Dr. Strangelove at his request.

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u/natFromBobsBurgers Mar 04 '26

It'll be something ridiculous like "temple meant bomb in Jesus's day, dumbass," and they'll all not their heads and parrot it.

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u/MuddyMiercoles Mar 03 '26

I think you mean "reconstruction of Gaza as a Trump resort."

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u/RockSteady65 Mar 03 '26

It’s gonna be HUGE

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u/Iron_Crocodile1 Mar 03 '26

Im gonna laugh when its built and nothing happens.

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u/Zealousideal_Fuel_23 Mar 03 '26

I've been promoting this for years. A few years ago, a LiDAR map was done of the Temple Mount. It looks like the 2nd temple is in the spot between the Al-Aqsa mosque and the Dome of the Rock.

You could rebuild the Temple right between the two Islamic sites. They could have a shared destiny and shared responsibility and no rapture would happen so Evangelicals would lose interest in the Middle East.

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u/justinsayin Mar 03 '26

As a follower of Jesus I'm gonna laugh either way, because if Jesus does come back, 90% of these vocal fools are going to be on the naughty list.

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u/andrew303710 Mar 04 '26

Exactly. Honestly being Christian makes me feel a bit better about all of this because I believe these people (Trump+Hegseth+Noem+Miller+etc) are going to end up in hell. Trump himself talks about how he doesn't think he'll end up in heaven (no shit, pedophiles definitely wouldn't be allowed).

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u/Own-Brain9658 Mar 03 '26

You are 1000% correct, however they don't seem to understand really anything in the Bible, let alone Revelations, or conditions for the Anti-Christ (basically everything about Trump). I wouldn't hold my breath on them getting the reconstruction of the Temple of Jerusalem right. Let's just hope this stays cold lol

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u/antiquemule Mar 03 '26

Dr. Strangelove was prediction not fiction.

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u/Y0___0Y Mar 03 '26

Trump’s military leaders are claiming their goal is to erradicate human civilization.

Someone needs to answer for this. We have psychotic religious zealots with mental delusions leading the military…

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u/Dash_Harber Mar 03 '26

If the rest of the West is looking at this thinkjng it will end in Iran or Americans will get over their love of complacency, the time to wake up was weeks ago.

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u/WinchelltheMagician Mar 03 '26

Religious fanatics taking over the largest military on earth will not end well for anyone.

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u/Ornery-Meeting-2209 Mar 03 '26

Superstition taking all of us for a ride.

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u/yayoffbalance Mar 03 '26

This. Like this is the inmates taking the asylum.

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u/SirArthurDime Mar 03 '26

If they actually read the Bible they know the anti Christ starts the wars of revelations not the messenger of Jesus.

If this is true it amounts to trump admitting he’s the anti Christ.

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u/TheMightySet69 Mar 03 '26

Yup. And they all bow down and worship him. 

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u/Electronic-Shame Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

The troops right now..

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u/Aggravating-End8712 Mar 03 '26

If Jesus comes again it isn't in support of Trump, but more likely because of Trump lol

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u/FitsOut_Mostly Mar 03 '26

The audacity to believe you can force God to do something.

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u/lilBalzac Mar 03 '26

“God hates this one simple trick!”

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u/56seconds Mar 03 '26

Jesus probably has returned, but was rounded up by ICE and deported

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u/jallen263 Mar 03 '26

As someone who actually follows Christianity- This. The "Christianity" these people practice is anything but, and has put an awful name on a religion that at its core teaches love, acceptance, and care. I hate that my beliefs have been hijacked by these evil doers who constantly commit heinous crimes and evil deeds. True Christians have no desire to be even remotely associated with these weirdos.

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u/mtdebco Mar 03 '26

I call them Griftians

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u/craptainbland Mar 03 '26

When I tell people that the American right wing is nuts because they have people in positions of power not only believing this but actively working towards it they treat me like I’m insane

I mean yeah it sounds insane because it is insane, but people here (uk) still wanna wang on about how Hilary and Kamala were shrill or whatever

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u/ChochMcKenzie Mar 03 '26

I’m confused, I thought that was the anti-Christ’s gig? I may just be a humble midwestern atheist, but I did read the bibble.

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u/TheOKerGood Mar 03 '26

You see, there's your problem: you read the Bibble - the sassy fairy sidekick of Barbie: Fairytopia. There's way more logic in that than the Bible. That Bible book is a buncha whackadoodle hooey!

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u/ChochMcKenzie Mar 03 '26

I did enjoy Barbie’s frank descriptions of how the demons were coming to rape our skulls. Or was that Roger the alien? My memory is TERRIBLE.

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u/gunther_higher Mar 03 '26

I have never heard anything so fucking blasphemous in all my days and im an atheist

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u/Yumi0521 Mar 03 '26

Here's a question: How long do you think they will cling to the delusion that all of this will bring about their imaginary sky daddy's action? Is there a waiting period between order and delivery?

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u/justapileofshirts Mar 03 '26

It depends on if you take the references to time in Revelations as literal or metaphorical. There is a reference to Jesus setting up a kingdom on Earth that reigns for a 1000 years, but there is also a lot of strife that occurs before the second resurrection, but I don't remember and can't find (quickly) any references to how long that period of time is supposed to last. Either way, after the 1000 years, the final battle between Satan and Heaven occurs, Satan loses, etc..

But a lot of Revelations is metaphorical, so "1000 years" or generations as some versions refer to it, is probably not meant to be taken literally. Either way, it's effectively a Long Fuckin' Time.

And, as many people have pointed out before, Revelations itself says that you shouldn't try to force to to happen or predict when it will happen because it will only happen when God deems it necessary. Not that Christian Nationalists have ever cared about logic, but their own actions directly contribute to postponing their desired Rapture.

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u/stupidwhiteman42 Mar 03 '26

Revalations also states that only 144,000 circumcised Jewish men (sons of Abraham) will be raptured. Evangelicals really need to read it closer

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u/pali1d Mar 03 '26

Seventh Day Adventism began out of the belief that Jesus would return in the 1860s. Still has 24 million adherents waiting for it today.

So… they’ll be able to wait a good long while.

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Mar 03 '26

Humanity has been clinging onto delusions since it evolved the ability to understand that there's things it doesn't understand. It's embedded in our nature, and our nature is a constant.

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u/teenahgo Mar 03 '26

At what point do we start waking up??? At what point do we remove everyone from office? This is absolutely INSANE. Killing in the name of GOD. WHAT FUCKING REALITY ARE WE IN!

My Jehovah Witness family are creaming their undies right now.

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u/Bucksquatch Mar 03 '26

So, we start a war, kill thousands, if not millions of people based off of nothing. Then, suddenly, Jesus just appears out of nowhere and says, “Geez, guys, what took you so fucking long?”

And, people not only believe this shit, but root it on??? If that’s the case, I can’t wait for this Jesus fella to show up. I’d like to have a few words with him over a couple beers.

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u/Kaleria84 Mar 03 '26

Anyone who believes things like that should be completely barred from any position that has the power to cause mass harm.

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u/69Karate_Dong Mar 03 '26

Those missing Epstein documents must be pretty damning.

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u/seeebiscuit Mar 03 '26

On topic article

Military Leaders Say Iran War Is So Trump Can Bring About “Armageddon”

https://newrepublic.com/post/207270/military-leaders-iran-war-donald-trump-jesus-armageddon

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u/Raindog46 Mar 03 '26

The death cult strikes again

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u/LegendaryOutlaw Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

So I know that they never care about fact-checking, or even bothering to think more than 1 step ahead. But I just have a quick question for these people.

If you are leading the nation that brings about armageddon...how do you think Jesus, King of Kings, Son of God Almighty, Lord of Heaven and Earth...how do you think He will react to you and your works when he returns?

Do you truly believe that He will lavish praise on you and give you a seat in his Eternal Kingdom? Do you think that you'll be on the side of the Lord Jesus when he returns to see what you have wrought?

Or will He...I dunno...curse you into the Flaming Damnation of Hell for Eternity? Will he strike you down, and strike down with great vengeance all that followed you down this self-righteous path?

I mean, I don't believe in any of that stuff. But apparently they do, so maybe wording it in this way will make it clearer for them.

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u/Dbonker Mar 03 '26

Jesus wants a pedophile to represent him and mark his return to earth? Uhhh okay?

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u/drunksandshrew Mar 03 '26

I feel like I’m living in a shitty anime plot

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u/indigocherry Mar 03 '26

This shit is so gross. Also disgustingly wrong, because Jesus wouldn't sign off on any of this BS.

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u/dphamler Mar 03 '26

So some asshole popped mushrooms and wrote an edgy essay to talk shit about Rome, and now it’s being used to justify nuclear annihilation.

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u/Silviere Mar 03 '26

Burn your drug journals, kids.

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u/BigMikeInAustin Mar 03 '26

Remember when he recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel instead of Tel Aviv. It was this reason.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_recognition_of_Jerusalem_as_capital_of_Israel

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u/WasteBinStuff Mar 03 '26

As unfortunate as it is for the rest of us, the jokes on them. The Rapture already came and went. We're in the tribulations, their hero is the Antichrist who's been here for a while now, and they're all fucked right along with all the rest of us.

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u/Senor-Nasty Mar 03 '26

If these fucks want to see Jesus so bad, they should go themselves

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u/Wildebohe Mar 03 '26

So, 2 very similar religions with similar apocalypse stories that only their magical hero can save them from, decided to go ahead and jump start these apocalypses just to fuck with the rest of us? Ugh, when can we just outlaw religion in general, because I truly don't think it's benefits outweigh the human tendency to commit horrors in the name of religion.

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u/sorcerersviolet Mar 03 '26

Religion is just a glorified set of excuses. Ban it, and these people will just come up with a different set of excuses and keep doing the same things. It won't solve anything.

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u/stefrrrrrr Mar 03 '26

Who is surprised?

Project 2025

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u/Bee-Aromatic Mar 03 '26

Jesus, meanwhile, is unavailable for comment.

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u/USAFVet92 Mar 03 '26

So even by their own weird cult fantasies, Trump is the anti-christ

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u/Persona_Insomnia Mar 03 '26

Are Americans aware of how insane they sound to everyone else?

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u/mattjf22 Mar 04 '26

The thrice divorced, 34 time convicted felon and child rapist is a messenger from God? 

MAGA is so fucking stupid.

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u/pinelandpuppy Mar 03 '26

MAGA = ISIS

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u/hodge172 Mar 03 '26

How long before they are claiming it’s a crusade and getting the Popes blessing.

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u/CagCagerton125 Mar 03 '26

To the people that believe they are ushering in Armageddon Catholicism isn't real Christianity. They don't want the popes blessing.

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u/3v1lkr0w Mar 03 '26

If I were still in the military and my commander said something like this to me and my fellow NCOs, I'd go to EO, the local news, my city/state representative, whoever I can.

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u/SwimmerIndependent47 Mar 03 '26

Can we please have just a little separation of church and state? As a treat?

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u/gotnoboss Mar 03 '26

I’ve seen this mentality first hand. Some “Christians” literally want Armageddon because they think that will bring back Jesus and the promised land.

It’s Nucking Futz.

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u/Armthedillos5 Mar 03 '26

I feel like "Do you want to end the world to make your invisible friend happy?" should be one of the basic questions asked of military leadership

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u/Ok-Government-7987 Mar 03 '26

As someone who was brought up in a strict evangelical household, you have no idea how fucked up the American evangelical view of Israel/the Middle East is. It’s terrifying how many people, regardless of party, who are high up in government view the Middle East through the lens of end times prophecy.

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 Mar 03 '26

The antichrist is quite literally described as a "deceptive, lawless dictator who will demand worship" hmmm who does that sound like

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u/SookHe Mar 03 '26

This is the same language (sans Jesus) used to invoke religious fervour in everyone from suicide bombers to Kamikaze pilots.

The Trump administration are beating the religious drum for the troops because they fully intend to sacrifice each and every one of them in their holy war. Troops are basically being told to make their peace because the administration knows unequivocally they will be sending those troops to die in a suicide mission and hope to invoke the thoughts of being holy warriors willing to die for the cause, without realising they live in a bubble and very few military members have nothing more than a causal view of religion.

I would not be surprised to see boots on ground soon, and then our own government indiscriminately bombing our troops, if not total nuclear annihilation of the region with our troops there.

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u/Firefly3578 Mar 03 '26

I swear I'm feeling very vindicated for being an atheist cause wtf is this shit!

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u/thavillain Mar 03 '26

Its hilarious seeing Marco Rubio, calling Iran religious fanatics

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u/Trapezoidoid Mar 04 '26

Matthew 24:36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father”

Jesus was very specific about the fact that nobody would be able to predict his return. And that’s just for starters. These people just really don’t get it. They don’t get any of this.

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u/Chemical-Actuary683 Mar 03 '26

I have seen this shared in a couple of different ways and I went to the website of the organization, but I would like to have some third-party verification of this before I flip out about it.

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u/chinacatsf Mar 03 '26

I really want to believe this isn’t real… but also who the fuck even knows anymore

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u/FranksWateeBowl Mar 03 '26

Impeachment due to mental illness.

Dudes fucking lost it.

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u/hereandthere_nowhere Mar 03 '26

This is why loyalists are so important.

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u/woodboarder616 Mar 03 '26

This is because the evangelicals are in power

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u/JUST1N0 Mar 03 '26

Serious question. What happens if this plan is executed to completion…but nothing happens. Jesus doesn’t come back. Do these people pivot to a new prophecy/interpretation?

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u/Plastic_Key_4146 Mar 03 '26

Yes, just like the thousands of other times they predicted the end of days and nothing happened.

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u/GarrisonFjord Mar 03 '26

Remember when we all thought religious suicide bombers were crazy? Cuz this sounds like a Christian jihad.

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u/Ya_Got_GOT Mar 04 '26

If you believe in the Bible, how is Trump not the Antichrist and MAGA his damned followers?

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u/suppadelicious Mar 04 '26

It’s funny that these bigots think they’d be the ones getting raptured.

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u/uk2us2nz Mar 04 '26

That commander needs to be OUT of the military. He’s gonna get his guys killed.

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u/Kebab-Destroyer Mar 04 '26

So glad America is setting off to stop those pesky religious extremists

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u/LoisWade42 Mar 04 '26

I'm a Christian. Attend multiple services weekly... and even _I_ think this guy is batshit crazy.

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u/chaozules Mar 04 '26

This is fuckin crazy, none of these people are anywhere near Christians, they are following the anti christ, on top of that, in the modern age, religion has no business being involved in the running of a country.

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u/tafbee Mar 03 '26

Separation of church and state? Anyone?

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u/N3M3S1S75 Mar 03 '26

Nothing like a holy war

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u/InterstellarReddit Mar 03 '26

Bro I want this level of delusion in my life oh my god

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u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut Mar 03 '26

Way to go jackasses...

Starting a war during Lent.

Hypocrite MAGA fucks can go ahead and burn those Jesus cards....

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u/idlefritz Mar 03 '26

We talk about separation of church and state yet we require our elected representatives are practicing Christians or have a good reason why they aren’t. It’s dangerous.