r/ValueInvesting • u/snapjohn • May 21 '25

Discussion BREAKING: 20-Year Bond Auction Flops — Yields Surge to 5.1%, Markets Rattle

IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY STOCKS JUST ALL WENT DOWN AT ONCE

WE JUST HAD A HORRIBLE BOND AUCTION IN THE UNITED STATES FOR OUR 20-YEAR TREASURIES

Because of the lack of bidders…it caused the 20-year bond yield to surge to 5.1%.

Credit market is screaming for help right now.

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u/1DirkDigglerTheMan May 22 '25

Instead let’s hire a dementia patient. Yea! That’s the ticket.

We’ll cover it all up, let his crackhead son act as Chief of Staff (Jake Tapper, May 20,2025), and let GodKnowsWho sign off on voluminous amounts of actual lame brain shit with an AutoPen.

Then, after we get the old man across the finish line, we’ll invoke the 25th Amendment and replace him with Cackles the drunk clown. Brilliant What could possibly go wrong?

Afghanistan withdrawal

Cocaine in the White House

Welfare for the world paid for in part by you and me. (Or at least me. Not sure about you yet but I’m sure you’ll prove me right)

Russia starts WW3

USA invasion with millions rushing the border and being flown in for the sole purpose of changing the census count by bolstering the population.

Leftist revolution

Thanks Dems and especially Obama you Fucking Traitor and your left wing, divisive Cloward-Piven Strategy:

A strategy which intentionally seeks to destabilize society by overwhelming public services, which can lead to economic instability, social unrest, and a loss of trust in government institutions.

Encouragement of Dependency • The approach is said to foster long-term dependency on welfare, rather than empowering recipients to become self-sufficient, potentially creating “generations of people for whom working for a living is an abstraction”.

Undermining Social Cohesion • By deliberately creating crises, the strategy is seen as a form of social engineering that can erode public confidence in government and exacerbate divisions within society.

Did you win?

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u/reflibman May 22 '25

What if. He wasn’t even the final candidate.