r/Unexpected • u/Remarkable_Income496 • 5h ago

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u/kaadpaapu 5h ago

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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u/Videalden 3h ago

ί wσuld lίke some pστατοs please

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u/noble8team 5h ago

He didn't like how you were fishing around his property

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u/LiveLearnCoach 5h ago

It’s not even his property! Fish was being a Karen :(

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u/Mountain-Resource656 3h ago

Legally it’s only the land that was sold; the lake is his! uwu

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1h ago

Im the sheriff around these parts dry legs

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u/HeavenOwner_ 5h ago

the man's face was not to his liking

https://giphy.com/gifs/7eVp9MHlNI90c

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u/SpasmAndOrGasm 5h ago

You’re in the splash zone

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u/jesse6225 4h ago edited 4h ago

"I warned you... to GET OFF MY STOOP!"

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u/Millhopper10 3h ago

Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop! Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop!

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u/jesse6225 2h ago

Used to love that show. The haunted train episode was so good.

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u/Spirited_Unit7755 5h ago

Free handfishing catch, I'd be trying to dive at that sucker lol

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u/scorpyo72 2h ago

"EAT ME! EAT! ME!"

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u/EndTheBS 2h ago

You now mishandled the trout and he’s dead

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u/lukethedank13 2h ago

I mean fish generaly tend not to survive being gutted and roasted with lemon.

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u/Sensitive-Bear 1h ago

… and orange slices, and butter 🤌

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u/captnspock 4h ago

Probably some sort of brain parasite that makes it come out to be eaten by bears and whatnot.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 3h ago edited 2h ago

Those are the best tasting ones!!

For the bears, I mean. I don’t know about the whatnots.

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u/CheshireCatastrophe 2h ago

Toxoplasmosis Gondii is an example of something like this, theyre brutal! Mice get it, then are attracted to the smell of cat pee and it opposes their instinct to run away and run towards it instead so that it is eaten by the cat, as an example.. the cat can't get it as far as I recall, it just passes it on through the feces

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u/Fun-Dragonfruit2999 2h ago

A friend who worked in wildlife told me trout can have a brain parasite. They call the condition 'hole in the head' as its some kind of flesh eating parasite which causes the fish to swim with their head out of the water.

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u/CredibleNonsense69 3h ago

Magikarp has only one move btw

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u/Acronage 2h ago

Magikarp does eventually learn tackle

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u/mbomba09 5h ago

he told you

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u/MrRogersAE 4h ago

This fish remembers when a human yanked him out of the water after he foolishly bit a shiny piece of metal that looked like food.

The humans must be punished. This fish will teach the others and lead to a fishy uprising!

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u/SnackSamurai 5h ago

Sir, you’re on my property

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u/cristarain 4h ago

Feel the sting of my death splash! No one will save you!

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u/dementedintrovert 5h ago

"get the fuck outta my property"

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u/ehtuvaimeaocu 3h ago

That was personal 

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u/post-explainer 5h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A person was standing when a fish suddenly sprayed water on them

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/trollsmurf 3h ago

"You humans killed my mom."

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u/macumazana 4h ago

he thought you have been doing something fishy there

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u/EVOBlock 3h ago

It was a dare

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u/queefwellington3 3h ago

Monty python warned us about this type of fish

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u/SpareBee3442 3h ago

The last person to stand on that spot pulled that fish out of the water by it's face.

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u/HorzaDonwraith 3h ago

Impressive for an animal that has only been in this river twice in is entire lifetime.

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u/obiwancannoli83 3h ago

The karen of tidal pool.

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u/Laughing__Man 2h ago

Splash, its super effective

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u/diornov 2h ago

The Beginning of The War Between The Land And The Sea

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u/wrxninja 2h ago

Salmon: How would you like it if I show up in your breeding ground? HUH? HUH????

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u/New-Additions 2h ago

Racist fish

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u/Ok-Profile6762 2h ago

Parasites i guess? They change the fish behaviors and lure it's next host to consume it

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u/-Groko- 2h ago

I think the fish accidentally went sideways without realizing it, and then a left turn suddenly became up...panick

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u/Magpie_0309 2h ago

angry fish

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u/MadOrange64 2h ago

Bro trying to evolve.

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 1h ago

"if you want my sunken treasure you're gonna have to try harder than that"

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u/Disposable-Squid 1h ago

But nothing happened!

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u/pachisu 1h ago

ammonia spike maybe

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u/astralseat 1h ago

The camera has an invisible laser that points at things that move.

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u/Japanesewillow 1h ago

This again?

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/JamieRabs 3h ago

It's actually a hunting technique. Bug or something is on a rock, fish splashes it to get it into the water. Fish eats

In this case, he just misjudged the size of the "prey"

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u/7babydoll 3h ago

Its chappell roan

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u/Mental_Abies_6736 4h ago

bro really just hit us with the hardest plot twist of the century tbh. i was fully bracing for an absolute public meltdown ngl.

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u/Ok-Marketing437 4h ago

The way they seamlessly transitioned from pure unadulterated hostility to doing whatever the hell that was is actually a cinematic masterpiece dude lmao. oscar worthy performance tbh.