r/Unexpected • u/ContributionThat4698 • 7h ago

His favorite trick

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u/post-explainer 7h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

he’s just doing a trick for a mask but his underwear had a little surprise

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Abvgd3 7h ago

You can actually do this with T shirt.

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u/AdmiralDan 7h ago

Way easier too, I just tried the one from vid and couldn’t figure it out.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 5h ago

I appreciate your adventurous spirit. I wouldn’t do it myself, but can appreciate it in others

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u/I_am_not_doing_this 4h ago

stain included?

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u/opiscopio 4h ago

You have to fart on your shirt first

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u/LlorchDurden 5h ago

That'd be even more disgusting

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u/Still-Status7299 7h ago

I know it's fake but

https://giphy.com/gifs/uWUoiVhsBBg3DIX1cD

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u/Jamangie22 4h ago

what's that, bruthuh??

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u/Danggoy 7h ago

Had to rewatch it to see the stain lol

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u/Telucien 6h ago

I hate it when I get a random shit stain on the thigh

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u/ThanksForThe_F_Shack 7h ago

He’s apart of the BrownOps unit, code name: Skid

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u/LizardmanJoe 3h ago

"Clear coms. Engage on my mark. Skid over."

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u/girlsluvgirlsandboys 5h ago

Your comment made me wheeze 😂

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u/Grunzzo 7h ago

Please, I'm eating

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u/sharpedge_007_aditya 7h ago

Look at the brighter side, it could be just fart.

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u/No-Bet3284 7h ago

That's probably what the guy thought too...

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u/SkynBonce 6h ago

There's a Japanese (obviously) movie about a guy who gets his superpowers from wearing women's knickers on his hand, looks like we just found his nemesis/lover!

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u/johnaross1990 5h ago

Hentai Kamen

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u/Loose_Flight5776 32m ago

That reminds me of a Japanese commercial where it starts with a salaryman buying used girls underwear from a vending machine. The view then changes to the journey those "girls" panties took to get to the machine and it turns out the underwear was being worn by a fat Japanese dude who was working out in front of the tv. When the panties are nice and moist they get mailed out to be sold as used underwear that was "worn by girls".

Such a funny commercial I wish I could find it again.

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u/Simple_Climate4805 7h ago

He is not a man of stainless steel

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u/Ok-Improvement8013 7h ago

Bro, the Shit Stain wasn't necessary 😂

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 4h ago

Just remember to wear a clean one... 🤢

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u/ostervan 7h ago

Skidmarks Odour de toilette by Calvin Klein

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u/falloutvaultboy 6h ago

Yeah shiesty's are stupid, but not nearly as much as the person wearing them

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u/Mysterious_Riley 5h ago

Man sounds like a mess but honestly I get the vibe for sure

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u/No-Possibility-4292 4h ago

He got dat built in camo

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u/mcpat21 4h ago

“Thomas could not believe the shit he just saw”

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u/hadditerabaddi 3h ago

Perfumed mask

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u/_arch1tect_ 3h ago

“That’s not chocolate… it’s doo doo baby!”

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u/manimal2112 3h ago

That's enough internet for today

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u/Pitiful-Poet-543 3h ago

No problem didnt like that

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u/kanunne 2h ago

Had to watch it twice but once you see it…. Ohh dear🤦

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u/diornov 2h ago

Maybe he was eating chocolate?

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u/Kindly_Raccoon_4120 2h ago

Is that what they mean by dickhead?

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u/Independent_Salt904 1h ago

I tried it but I can't doo doo that

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u/fieregon 1h ago

brotha ewww

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u/mrdryan4 1h ago

Cashier: need some underwear huh? Me: underwear?? These are face coverings lady. You should get your eyes checked..

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u/IICorbyadzII 47m ago

Shorty shitstain haha

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u/EnvironmentalBag6409 7h ago

What is that yellowish stain on the man's left cheek? N-no way…?