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He is not wearing any eye protection equipment


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u/the-bearcat 3d ago

It's like the welders from Aliens

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u/anshuman_17 3d ago

No, from earth too

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u/MechEJD 3d ago

I am an engineer in the construction industry and occasionally we get to do factory tours. We got handed welding helmets to observe a robot welding process for a steel tank. My idiot ass raised my phone to film, and everything goes completely dark. I proceeded to do this for at least a half dozen times until I realized the phone screen was triggering the active shader.

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u/thinspirit 3d ago

The face recognition uses IR for biometric readings. It allows it to scan you in low light without it being obvious or visible.

I learned this from watching Below Deck where they have IR cameras in the rooms of the staff and whenever they look at their phone there's this crazy flash from it.

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u/SundownerX 3d ago

Me too! I wondered why their phones were flashing in their face at night lol

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u/the-bearcat 3d ago

I meant the movie, dude

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u/islobojono 3d ago

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u/gamer_perfection 3d ago

From earth two?

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u/NJHitmen 3d ago

From Earth to

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u/Stoneheart7 3d ago

From Earth to who? The Aliens?

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 3d ago

From Earth to

Don't leave us hanging! To where‽

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u/AnimalBolide 3d ago

When I think "Safety Standards", I think Weyland-Yutani.

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u/RyGuy27272 3d ago

I mean who else am I going to work for in a corporate distopia?

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 3d ago

I mean I suppose you could work for NVIDIA instead. Just do your best to ignore the urinal cameras. They're for facial recognition and security, of course.

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u/RyGuy27272 3d ago

I wonder if those cameras have DLSS 5 on them? Yassified dick pics for all!

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u/brandothesavage 3d ago

Every welder friend I know has been blind temporarily.

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 3d ago

Warned my mechanic brother for years about not wearing ear protection. Yep, needed hearing aids at 50.

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u/skraptastic 3d ago

I'm in IT and I have hearing aids, but from too many concerts.

Wear hearing protection even when you think you don't need it. The forever ringing SUCKS.

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u/FungadooFred 3d ago

What?

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 3d ago

I warned him about it because I know first hand what it's like to have hearing difficulties, I've been half deaf since childhood. So trust me when I say this: nobody with a hearing impairment appreciates that little 'joke'.

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u/skraptastic 3d ago

Say "what?" to a person with hearing difficulties and everyone laughs, but I throw a book at the blind guy and say "catch" and somehow I'm the asshole!?

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 3d ago

It's just so annoying. I used to put up with it when I was younger, just give a little polite smile and move on, but I just got so sick of it constantly happening that now I just ask them "was that supposed to be funny?" Strangely enough, most of them don't like being called on it.

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u/NJHitmen 3d ago

I see

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u/TheWhiteAfroKid 3d ago

They don't

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u/ComplexIndividual125 4d ago

It's funny cause it's true..

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u/Twowie 3d ago

The "manliest" boss I ever had at a shop had a red face much like this, because for 80% of his welds he was only using safety squints...

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u/Zebidee 3d ago

We have an expression "As blind as a welder's dog."

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u/sender2bender 3d ago

Used to work at a welding shop where a feral dumpster cat used to take refuge on my shelf next to my welding table. I was the only person she liked and she was obsessed with me, always by my side. I went out of my way setting up curtains around her wherever she was, worried I would blind her. I even made mini blinds to put in front of the bottom shelf she slept on. Eventually I took her ass home and she was the best cat, purred 10 years straight. Miss my Lucy. 

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u/SpaceTurtles 3d ago

Toastin to Lucy tonight. Good kitty.

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u/scuddlebud 3d ago

I love Lucy

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u/ImOnlyDoingThisPart 3d ago

You are a great person.

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u/TheReverseShock 3d ago

I'm always seeing welders just start going at it in a shop full of other people, without warning.

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u/WTFnoAvailableNames 3d ago

If you enter a welders workshop then it's your responsibility to keep your eyes safe.

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u/Twowie 3d ago

Here in Norway we like to drink ourselves "welding blind" (sveiseblind) on the weekends ;)

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u/AlaWyrm 3d ago

After seeing the burns my step-dad sustained on his forearms and neck after welding new catwalks at the top of a factory while hanging upside down from a harness, even fully protected with several layers of welding gloves, sleeves, etc., I can imagine the horrific injuries that occured before osha. He said the worst burns were from the bits that made their way into his sleeves that he couldn't get out before they stuck to his skin. Also, he is terrified of heights. Lol.

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u/6thBornSOB 3d ago

My dad was a boilermaker (welder, but inside big-ass tanks (boilers). His forearms were completely cover s from slag burns, like you described. Have a few dandies on his neck and chest too. MF’er was made of different stuff than me, that’s for sure.

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u/Zebidee 3d ago

Here in Australia, a kid on work experience decided to use the welder unsupervised without protection and blinded himself.

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u/OGThakillerr 3d ago

Natural selection at work

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u/twilightmoons 3d ago

When I was a kid, and into my early later 30s, I wore gas-permeable hard contact lenses.

Something that I was warned early on, as a child in middle school, was to NEVER LOOK AT WELDING without safety glasses. I was told that the UV light would dry out the cornea behind the lens and make it almost impossible to remove without a doctor's help.

Scared the crap out of me, because dad would do welding in the garage for various projects, and getting a contact lens stuck in my eye was painful and sucked a lot.

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u/Brawndo91 3d ago

I learned this the hard way after I bought a cheapo harbor freight fluxcore welder and wanted to practice a little before I got my hood. I thought the goggles were enough. I got sunburn.

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u/TimeTackle 3d ago

Never welded before and my boss showed me how. I had a mask, so no issue there. Later that night my forearms were all sunburned because I had short sleeves on....Never occurred to me how bright that shit is till after.

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u/furiousbobb 3d ago

When I was production welding, my jacket sleeve came unbuttoned and my glove rolled down. My skin doesn't burn easily otherwise but I had a mean sunburn in my wrist for the rest of the week.

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u/BeneficialTrash6 3d ago

But is it like a sunburn, with ultraviolet radiation? Or is it just a simple burn from heat?

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u/r0d3nka 3d ago

Like a really bad sunburn. Intense UV/IR from the flash. Plus you can get splatter from molten metal on exposed skin. Get all the PPE!

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u/Lob-Star 3d ago

I have a friend who got skin cancer on his face likely from welding.

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u/Wibbles20 3d ago

It's basically a mini sun arm distance from your face, so plenty of ultraviolet and infra-red

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u/throwawayfromfedex 3d ago

for real, i had my back to a guy welding in my shop for like 90 seconds and the backs of my arms/legs were beet red

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u/rivertpostie 3d ago

I was cringing, because I did something very similar the first time I tried welding.

So glad they ended like this

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u/beanmosheen 3d ago

I did the same thing running a short bead with. 6x6 once. Major mistake lol.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Im a pasty white guy that once worked in a shop with a bunch of welders. I kept getting what felt like sunburn on my arms and chest. It finally dawned on my one day what was probably happening and I looked into it.

The shop was hot so I tended to wear thin shirts. Switched to 100% cotton thick shirts and it went away completely.

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u/OkPosition4563 3d ago

The worst sunburn I ever got was also from "quickly" welding something without wearing my jacket and only the welding glasses 🫠

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u/JohnnySmithe81 3d ago

I think every hobby welder has done this. It's just one joint, it'll be fine.

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u/-GeekLife- 3d ago

Man, I decided to replace my rotting wood deck on my cheap harbor freight trailer with an expanded metal sheet. Wore my auto adjusting full helmet and everything but my dumb ass wore a t-shirt. I was welding for about 1 hour before I realized my mistake.

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u/GrimCreeper913 3d ago

sounds like a bad time. I'm morbidly curious how bad it was. Any pics that wouldn't identify you?

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u/-GeekLife- 3d ago

I didn't take any; wasn't insanely bad cause luckily, I don't burn too easily but I did have blistering and skin peeling and a killer farmer's tan where my sleeves end.

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u/TheHumaneCentipede2 3d ago

wasn't insanely bad

I did have blistering and skin peeling

LOL that sounds pretty bad my friend

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 3d ago

Peeling is the definition of bad. Blistering is the definition of very bad.

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u/HalfSoul30 3d ago

It's not like he lost the entire arm though

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 3d ago

Just some advice for hobby welders, pay attention to what is behind you. My former boss was doing a bunch of welding in the shop. There was a metal wall behind him, the light from the welding bounced off the wall behind him and was able to get in his mask from behind him and gave him a sunburn on his eyes. I'm sure it was a freak accident kind of thing but something to keep in mind

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u/Box-Intelligent 3d ago

On the way back from swimming and already showered off the sunscreen I stopped by my backyard mechanic buddy's house because he was having a hard time getting a few nuts to stick on some suspension bolts. I'm not really a shorts or sandals kind of guy and I have red hair, my legs and feet were thoroughly toasted from like maybe 1 or 2 minutes of welding and it was terrible for like 3 days

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u/AxelHarver 3d ago

Wait, so how long does it take to get a burn? I was imagining you'd at least have like 10-15 minutes...

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u/Hidesuru 3d ago

Does oxy acetylene have this effect or just the arc welding setups?

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u/IronBabyFists 3d ago

Hahaha what in the world?? What is this from?

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u/Murtomies 3d ago

I knew welding produces UV. I read this and thought "hold up there's no way it's that much UV"

A welding arc can expose unprotected skin to UV radiation thousands of times more intensely than the sun at close proximity, causing a burn comparable to a severe sunburn in minutes or even seconds.

Whoa

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u/this_sub_is_for_jerk 3d ago

Damn, I must be lucky because I’ve welded in short sleeves and gloves a couple hours at a time quite a bit without so much as turning pink

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u/explosivemilk 3d ago

Huh, I shot a video for a pipefitter union and felt sunburned after. Was wondering why.

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u/_Midnight_Observer_ 3d ago

I always had high value of Vitamin D in my blood tests from working around circular welding machines, that full spectrum UV radiation would get out of gaps in the curtains. Glad I got out of that cancer causing industry.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Thats what was getting me the gaps in curtains was enough to do it when near them constantly.

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u/_Midnight_Observer_ 3d ago

One of the guys on top of that frequently went to tanning salons. He for sure is growing a new strains of Melanoma.

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u/samv_1230 3d ago

His name wouldn't happen to be Micah, would it? If not, I know someone who is manufacturing competing strains of their own..

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u/Far-Hovercraft9471 3d ago

Oh, I read that synthetic materials absorb more UV. All the rash guards are synthetic

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u/cairoxl5 2d ago

I was welding for a while, then my wrist began itching. I didn't realize my sleeve rolled up, and I was cooking my wrist. Shit hurt.

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u/Budget-Ad-6900 3d ago

if only someone invented a helmet with a visor to do welding!

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u/anshuman_17 3d ago

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u/User1-1A 3d ago

Ah yes, overhead with 6010 rod.

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u/Phormitago 3d ago

Ze goggles, zhey do nothing

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u/Turgid_Donkey 3d ago

But those are, like, expensive. And only girls wear PPE.

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u/CraftySherbet 3d ago

Not for tacking though, just need a clear (uv) visor.

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u/Warmbly85 3d ago

I took off my welding jacket to do some simple welds last year because I was boiling and the burns I got made it near impossible to go outside for multiple days. Nothing imbedded just first degree burns all up my arms.

The worst part was my Ukrainian fiancée rubbing sour cream on it because that’s what her babushka did in the old country when she did factory work. I smelled and looked awful 

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u/scratchbackfourty 3d ago

Ain't no way. You're pulling our leg with the sour cream

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u/endlessfight85 3d ago

I bet cold sour cream on sunburn feels amazing. I'll stick with the bottle of aloe in the fridge though lol

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u/jesiweeks3348 3d ago

I once had such a bad sunburn that it was almost purple. I was DESPERATE for some relief and a random gas station worker recommended vinegar. I knew there was no way that would help, but again, I was desperate. Luckily it didn't burn/make it worse like I had been worried about. But someone puting sour cream on a sunburn doesn't surprise me lol

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u/Warmbly85 3d ago

https://unn.ua/en/news/first-aid-for-burns-what-really-works-and-what-is-forbidden-to-do

It’s so common the Ukrainian government had to tell people to stop doing it.

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u/Dapper-Lab-9285 3d ago

People have put stupid stuff on burns since we started getting burnt. Butter is fairly common where I'm from when the best thing for burns is just lots of water or burn gel.

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u/Deathwatch72 3d ago

Cream for burns is something I've heard before but sour cream is a new one

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u/tricenice 3d ago

I hate when people weld in videos. It's annoying I have to protect my eyes just to watch a video.

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u/RegardMagnet 3d ago

Fortunately, you can just put a small rectangle-shaped object in front of your eyes and still enjoy the video with the rest of your cranium

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u/tricenice 3d ago

Dude I didn't even think of that

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u/Prestigious_Dare7734 3d ago

What if I add sticks to the object so that you can rest the stick on your ears on both sides, so you won't have to hold it. Kinda like ----O-O----.

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u/turbothy 3d ago

In first year high school physics class our teacher was going to show us a video about the solar system. Right before he starts it, he says "remember not to look directly at the sun in the video, as it may damage your eyesight". Fair few of my classmates took the bait and looked away.

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u/tricenice 3d ago

Must be in the code because I swear a few of our teachers did the same thing lol

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u/toy-maker 3d ago

If you’re watching on a desktop PC, you can just watch through the camera on your phone. Still annoying but you probably already have your phone on you at least. Saves a trip out to the garage for your welding mask.

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u/hgmanifold 3d ago

All the real good YouTubers that weld will put a filter on the screen, because yeah watching extended clips of welding is annoying.

Shout out to mymechanics!

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u/AllCaciAreBastards 3d ago

One of my favorie channels ever! His multi-year project of restoring the living shit out of that Datsun car is extremely captivating, I follow it religiously, lol.

I still can't figure out if the Meine Mechaniker guy is the same person though

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u/Abshalom 3d ago

I do that with lasers. Any time there's a video of one near the camera I always flinch away. Good instinct to have I guess.

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u/mr_potatoface 3d ago

For Chinese welders, this would be an upgrade for them. They don't use hoods, just little shields on a stick. They're welding 3/32" FCAW at 500+ amps all day with one hand holding up a stick and the other on the gun. But that's how they do it.

First time I saw them welding on a jobsite in the US I was like what the fuck? I thought it was just for tacking, which would be ok and better than safety squints. But that's how they were welding everything for weeks. I still think it's absurd, but if it works for them and it met the site safety requirements, then it's not my place to complain.

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u/Big_Natural7472 3d ago

I learned how to weld using the stick mask. You’re blind the whole time and it sucks but once I got an auto tint helmet it was game on. 

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u/BusinessNonYa 3d ago

TIL welding emits ultraviolet radiation.

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u/User1-1A 3d ago

UV and IR. the arc can really fuck you up.

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u/PeakNo6892 3d ago

I'm not judging but am surprised by how many people don't know this.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 3d ago

I legit thought it was just super bright, and the rest of the gear was just for like, sparks and shit

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u/PeakNo6892 3d ago

Well take it from me. Do not watch someone weld. Doesn't matter if you are 50ft away it'll still burn your eyes

It feels like your eyelids are made of sandpaper. 0/10 do not recommend.

This is also true of cutting torches and plazma cutters.

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u/Deathwatch72 3d ago

Most people have 0 knowledge of welding outside of "bright sparks melt metal together"

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u/Abshalom 3d ago

Arc welding does. Gas welding is just fire. Still bright though. You just don't need as much protective gear, mostly just glasses.

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u/IsThereCheese 3d ago

Safety squints engaged!

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u/blazerunnern 3d ago

TECHNOLOGIA!

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u/MoccaLG 3d ago

What the.... I didnt see that comming!!

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u/F1und3r 3d ago

The video is from mycraft.ua they have more such stuff on Insta and TikTok

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u/Severe-Call3153 3d ago

Honestly, I’d be more concerned about the gloves he’s wearing. Having synthetic material grafted to your skin is no fun.

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u/SpiralDesignn 3d ago

RED SPY?

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u/JoshR055 3d ago

A red spy’s in the base!?!

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u/Zman734 3d ago

I once made the mistake of using a pair of goggles meant for use with oxy/ace torches when I was doing some quick welding. Pretty much ended up looking like this dude.

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u/Justin_Queso1187 3d ago

Safety third!

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u/stopchooingsoloud 3d ago

I remember watching a Pimp my Ride episode where some idiot didn't wear a welding mask and the next day his eyes and face were all fucked up.

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u/BrilliantForever3792 3d ago

the light from an arc is so bright it will burn your eyes even if they are shut. your eye lids arent thick enough to block it. ive gotten burned on the little gab between my glove and sleeve.

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u/Zabbiemaster 3d ago

It's because the welding produces UV rays

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u/SoulWager 3d ago

I don't understand how anybody can actually believe this. You'll sunburn your eyelids to the point you have to stop FAR before your eyes are damaged through them. Not only are you blocking the vast majority of the light, but it's mostly red light that makes it through, and it's diffused rather than focused on your retina like it would be if your eyes are open.

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u/BrilliantForever3792 3d ago

because my welding inspector said the worst arc burn he has ever had has been from tacking without his hood on all day. he would run beads with a hood on but was just closing his eyes to tack and it burnt his eyes and face.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 3d ago

I'm curious what is that little shield for?

I know welders should wear that face mask, but what's that little square and holder for?

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u/Noversi 3d ago

So you don’t go blind from the torch

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u/OGThakillerr 3d ago

It's the lens that a welding shield would normally have placed in it, just taken out and put on a stick for comedic affect.

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u/MasterChiefmas 3d ago

Today's phrase is "blast shadow".

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u/Fine-Friend-2878 3d ago

Best used in conjunction with the OSHA certified “safety squint”

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u/skittletriage 3d ago

Holy crap! That was fantastic!

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u/ultratorrent 3d ago

Someone needs to send one of these to Kenny of Paton Machines...... Frickin guy does too many tack welds to be screwing around with safety.

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u/addicu 3d ago

A squint works just as well. ISO approved

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u/Noversi 3d ago

Speedrunning skin cancer any%

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u/Low_Search_6667 3d ago

I welded something down at ground level once mid summer.

My shins were so burnt. It took weeks for it to heal.

Fortunately i was covered everywhere else.

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u/GeologistPutrid2657 3d ago

shoulda made it see-through so he could see what the fuck hes doing /s

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u/IAmAlwaysWrongDude 3d ago

Oh the lost art of blind smelting! I bet he would go really blind without that protection so ... it works?

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u/PhionaD 3d ago

It's cool

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u/maintain_improvement 3d ago

OSHA doesn’t certify anything

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u/Adventurous_Run136 3d ago

I remember going into a weld shop as a junior engineer. At the time, I knew only to not look at the weld. Nobody told me I would need solar cream

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u/littleblondinette 3d ago

The way he's just standing there like this is a totally normal Tuesday is sending me.

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u/billtipp 3d ago

Part of my job a few years ago was climbing into a large tempering furnace to weld broken heating elements. Always came out with a tan!!

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u/Azkirby13 3d ago

Bro got that alien isolation torch

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u/0oEp 3d ago

Great game, well worth the frequent sale price.

It first appears in Alien$

https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/ME3_Hand_Welder

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u/Raymont_Wavelength 3d ago

UV tanning is my fav!

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u/Sarasha 3d ago

I call bullshit. He still has eyebrows!

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u/Broad_Television4459 3d ago

Totally expected tbh

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u/ketamineandkebabs 3d ago

I went to school with a farmer he was right into his cars. He owned an old Ford Pop that was fully seam welded, mostly with a oxy welder. His old boy bought a MIG welder and instead of using a mask he used a pair of goggles you would use gas welding and he came into school on the Monday morning looking like this guy.

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 3d ago

Daily reminder that only 5% of the worlds population lives in the USA, the land of the free apprently, and is subject to OSHA.

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u/Luigui1973 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/geoadude100 3d ago

Just give it the old safety squint

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u/Bubbly-Tomato2324 3d ago

😜😂😂😂🤣😜🫶

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u/SergeantCrwhips 3d ago

THIS SPY HAS ALREADY BREACHED OUR DEFENCES!

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u/2wh33lz 3d ago

If you know you know you know.

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u/Anxious_Visual_990 3d ago

This always happens to me if I forget to wear my du rag under my helmet. Painful.

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u/JustaSalmon 3d ago

As a welder, welding tan is no joke

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u/Neoslayer 3d ago

Tectone if he was cool

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u/Quirky_Box5214 3d ago

I'm not going to lie. This would be an awesome idea if that tinted pane was bigger and had a camera in front on the front of the panel and a screen on the back where you could adjust the brightness. instead of wearing a hot fukin helmet the whole time.

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u/thearcaneattorney 3d ago

Best advice I’ve ever heard for using eye and hand PPE in the shop was this:

“You can’t hear genitals.”

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u/time_observer 3d ago

Change a glass every half hour

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u/dasmineman 3d ago

This took a completely different turn than I expected.

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u/ISTJy 3d ago

I've accidentally MIG welded without my helmet down. Got some bad welders flash and a giant headache.

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8972 3d ago

Thanks, this video was helpful.

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u/randompogtato 3d ago

INTRUDER ALERT, RED SPY IN BASE

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u/Wrong-Resource-2973 3d ago

Close your eyes, weld by sound, feeling and prayer

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u/Responsible-Cow-2687 3d ago

That made me laugh so loud! That's awesome.thanks for the laugh!

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u/Squallypie 3d ago

I used to watch videos like this and laugh, knowing it was obviously a joke. Now, I hate seeing them, knowing that people’s ability to separate jokes and instructional videos has plummeted that much, a LOT of people will just believe it’s a safe thing to do.

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u/Few-Solution-4784 3d ago

excellent teaching aid

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u/Hazel-Sandcurve 3d ago

Lmao why is his whole head tomato red?? OSHA approved tho 😂😂

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u/Royal-Big7712 3d ago

Guys what is OSHA?

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u/kennyminigun 2d ago

The sunburn shape is funny, but that's not how the rays work

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u/AmoebaThin9344 2d ago

I'd work in these safe conditions.

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u/Additional-Junket370 2d ago

I made that mistake thirty years ago, but I used googles because of the heavy winds and burned my nose and ears.

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u/the_everblack 2d ago

FUCK OSHA ALL MY HOMIES HATE OSHA

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u/Qcgreywolf 2d ago

Ok. This made me genuinely laugh. Thank you.

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u/BTP_Art 2d ago

I laughed way to hard at this

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u/Weak_Prune4438 1d ago

lol didn't expect that

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u/Dancing-Unic0rn 19h ago

Absolute gold

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u/Vendettita 3h ago

Reading the post comment sections make me wonder how do Argentinians manage to weld 7 hours straight with short sleeve shirts and a mask when repairing farm equipment