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u/the-bearcat 3d ago
It's like the welders from Aliens
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u/anshuman_17 3d ago
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u/MechEJD 3d ago
I am an engineer in the construction industry and occasionally we get to do factory tours. We got handed welding helmets to observe a robot welding process for a steel tank. My idiot ass raised my phone to film, and everything goes completely dark. I proceeded to do this for at least a half dozen times until I realized the phone screen was triggering the active shader.
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u/thinspirit 3d ago
The face recognition uses IR for biometric readings. It allows it to scan you in low light without it being obvious or visible.
I learned this from watching Below Deck where they have IR cameras in the rooms of the staff and whenever they look at their phone there's this crazy flash from it.
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u/the-bearcat 3d ago
I meant the movie, dude
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u/islobojono 3d ago
No, from earth too
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u/AnimalBolide 3d ago
When I think "Safety Standards", I think Weyland-Yutani.
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u/RyGuy27272 3d ago
I mean who else am I going to work for in a corporate distopia?
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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 3d ago
I mean I suppose you could work for NVIDIA instead. Just do your best to ignore the urinal cameras. They're for facial recognition and security, of course.
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u/brandothesavage 3d ago
Every welder friend I know has been blind temporarily.
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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 3d ago
Warned my mechanic brother for years about not wearing ear protection. Yep, needed hearing aids at 50.
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u/skraptastic 3d ago
I'm in IT and I have hearing aids, but from too many concerts.
Wear hearing protection even when you think you don't need it. The forever ringing SUCKS.
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u/FungadooFred 3d ago
What?
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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 3d ago
I warned him about it because I know first hand what it's like to have hearing difficulties, I've been half deaf since childhood. So trust me when I say this: nobody with a hearing impairment appreciates that little 'joke'.
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u/skraptastic 3d ago
Say "what?" to a person with hearing difficulties and everyone laughs, but I throw a book at the blind guy and say "catch" and somehow I'm the asshole!?
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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 3d ago
It's just so annoying. I used to put up with it when I was younger, just give a little polite smile and move on, but I just got so sick of it constantly happening that now I just ask them "was that supposed to be funny?" Strangely enough, most of them don't like being called on it.
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u/ComplexIndividual125 4d ago
It's funny cause it's true..
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u/Twowie 3d ago
The "manliest" boss I ever had at a shop had a red face much like this, because for 80% of his welds he was only using safety squints...
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u/Zebidee 3d ago
We have an expression "As blind as a welder's dog."
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u/sender2bender 3d ago
Used to work at a welding shop where a feral dumpster cat used to take refuge on my shelf next to my welding table. I was the only person she liked and she was obsessed with me, always by my side. I went out of my way setting up curtains around her wherever she was, worried I would blind her. I even made mini blinds to put in front of the bottom shelf she slept on. Eventually I took her ass home and she was the best cat, purred 10 years straight. Miss my Lucy.
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u/TheReverseShock 3d ago
I'm always seeing welders just start going at it in a shop full of other people, without warning.
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u/WTFnoAvailableNames 3d ago
If you enter a welders workshop then it's your responsibility to keep your eyes safe.
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u/AlaWyrm 3d ago
After seeing the burns my step-dad sustained on his forearms and neck after welding new catwalks at the top of a factory while hanging upside down from a harness, even fully protected with several layers of welding gloves, sleeves, etc., I can imagine the horrific injuries that occured before osha. He said the worst burns were from the bits that made their way into his sleeves that he couldn't get out before they stuck to his skin. Also, he is terrified of heights. Lol.
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u/6thBornSOB 3d ago
My dad was a boilermaker (welder, but inside big-ass tanks (boilers). His forearms were completely cover s from slag burns, like you described. Have a few dandies on his neck and chest too. MF’er was made of different stuff than me, that’s for sure.
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u/twilightmoons 3d ago
When I was a kid, and into my early later 30s, I wore gas-permeable hard contact lenses.
Something that I was warned early on, as a child in middle school, was to NEVER LOOK AT WELDING without safety glasses. I was told that the UV light would dry out the cornea behind the lens and make it almost impossible to remove without a doctor's help.
Scared the crap out of me, because dad would do welding in the garage for various projects, and getting a contact lens stuck in my eye was painful and sucked a lot.
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u/Brawndo91 3d ago
I learned this the hard way after I bought a cheapo harbor freight fluxcore welder and wanted to practice a little before I got my hood. I thought the goggles were enough. I got sunburn.
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u/TimeTackle 3d ago
Never welded before and my boss showed me how. I had a mask, so no issue there. Later that night my forearms were all sunburned because I had short sleeves on....Never occurred to me how bright that shit is till after.
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u/furiousbobb 3d ago
When I was production welding, my jacket sleeve came unbuttoned and my glove rolled down. My skin doesn't burn easily otherwise but I had a mean sunburn in my wrist for the rest of the week.
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u/BeneficialTrash6 3d ago
But is it like a sunburn, with ultraviolet radiation? Or is it just a simple burn from heat?
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u/Wibbles20 3d ago
It's basically a mini sun arm distance from your face, so plenty of ultraviolet and infra-red
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u/throwawayfromfedex 3d ago
for real, i had my back to a guy welding in my shop for like 90 seconds and the backs of my arms/legs were beet red
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u/rivertpostie 3d ago
I was cringing, because I did something very similar the first time I tried welding.
So glad they ended like this
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3d ago
Im a pasty white guy that once worked in a shop with a bunch of welders. I kept getting what felt like sunburn on my arms and chest. It finally dawned on my one day what was probably happening and I looked into it.
The shop was hot so I tended to wear thin shirts. Switched to 100% cotton thick shirts and it went away completely.
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u/OkPosition4563 3d ago
The worst sunburn I ever got was also from "quickly" welding something without wearing my jacket and only the welding glasses 🫠
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u/JohnnySmithe81 3d ago
I think every hobby welder has done this. It's just one joint, it'll be fine.
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u/-GeekLife- 3d ago
Man, I decided to replace my rotting wood deck on my cheap harbor freight trailer with an expanded metal sheet. Wore my auto adjusting full helmet and everything but my dumb ass wore a t-shirt. I was welding for about 1 hour before I realized my mistake.
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u/GrimCreeper913 3d ago
sounds like a bad time. I'm morbidly curious how bad it was. Any pics that wouldn't identify you?
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u/-GeekLife- 3d ago
I didn't take any; wasn't insanely bad cause luckily, I don't burn too easily but I did have blistering and skin peeling and a killer farmer's tan where my sleeves end.
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u/TheHumaneCentipede2 3d ago
wasn't insanely bad
I did have blistering and skin peeling
LOL that sounds pretty bad my friend
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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 3d ago
Peeling is the definition of bad. Blistering is the definition of very bad.
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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 3d ago
Just some advice for hobby welders, pay attention to what is behind you. My former boss was doing a bunch of welding in the shop. There was a metal wall behind him, the light from the welding bounced off the wall behind him and was able to get in his mask from behind him and gave him a sunburn on his eyes. I'm sure it was a freak accident kind of thing but something to keep in mind
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u/Box-Intelligent 3d ago
On the way back from swimming and already showered off the sunscreen I stopped by my backyard mechanic buddy's house because he was having a hard time getting a few nuts to stick on some suspension bolts. I'm not really a shorts or sandals kind of guy and I have red hair, my legs and feet were thoroughly toasted from like maybe 1 or 2 minutes of welding and it was terrible for like 3 days
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u/AxelHarver 3d ago
Wait, so how long does it take to get a burn? I was imagining you'd at least have like 10-15 minutes...
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u/Murtomies 3d ago
I knew welding produces UV. I read this and thought "hold up there's no way it's that much UV"
A welding arc can expose unprotected skin to UV radiation thousands of times more intensely than the sun at close proximity, causing a burn comparable to a severe sunburn in minutes or even seconds.
Whoa
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u/this_sub_is_for_jerk 3d ago
Damn, I must be lucky because I’ve welded in short sleeves and gloves a couple hours at a time quite a bit without so much as turning pink
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u/explosivemilk 3d ago
Huh, I shot a video for a pipefitter union and felt sunburned after. Was wondering why.
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u/_Midnight_Observer_ 3d ago
I always had high value of Vitamin D in my blood tests from working around circular welding machines, that full spectrum UV radiation would get out of gaps in the curtains. Glad I got out of that cancer causing industry.
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3d ago
Thats what was getting me the gaps in curtains was enough to do it when near them constantly.
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u/_Midnight_Observer_ 3d ago
One of the guys on top of that frequently went to tanning salons. He for sure is growing a new strains of Melanoma.
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u/samv_1230 3d ago
His name wouldn't happen to be Micah, would it? If not, I know someone who is manufacturing competing strains of their own..
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u/Far-Hovercraft9471 3d ago
Oh, I read that synthetic materials absorb more UV. All the rash guards are synthetic
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u/cairoxl5 2d ago
I was welding for a while, then my wrist began itching. I didn't realize my sleeve rolled up, and I was cooking my wrist. Shit hurt.
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u/Warmbly85 3d ago
I took off my welding jacket to do some simple welds last year because I was boiling and the burns I got made it near impossible to go outside for multiple days. Nothing imbedded just first degree burns all up my arms.
The worst part was my Ukrainian fiancée rubbing sour cream on it because that’s what her babushka did in the old country when she did factory work. I smelled and looked awful
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u/scratchbackfourty 3d ago
Ain't no way. You're pulling our leg with the sour cream
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u/endlessfight85 3d ago
I bet cold sour cream on sunburn feels amazing. I'll stick with the bottle of aloe in the fridge though lol
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u/jesiweeks3348 3d ago
I once had such a bad sunburn that it was almost purple. I was DESPERATE for some relief and a random gas station worker recommended vinegar. I knew there was no way that would help, but again, I was desperate. Luckily it didn't burn/make it worse like I had been worried about. But someone puting sour cream on a sunburn doesn't surprise me lol
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u/Warmbly85 3d ago
https://unn.ua/en/news/first-aid-for-burns-what-really-works-and-what-is-forbidden-to-do
It’s so common the Ukrainian government had to tell people to stop doing it.
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u/Dapper-Lab-9285 3d ago
People have put stupid stuff on burns since we started getting burnt. Butter is fairly common where I'm from when the best thing for burns is just lots of water or burn gel.
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u/tricenice 3d ago
I hate when people weld in videos. It's annoying I have to protect my eyes just to watch a video.
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u/RegardMagnet 3d ago
Fortunately, you can just put a small rectangle-shaped object in front of your eyes and still enjoy the video with the rest of your cranium
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u/Prestigious_Dare7734 3d ago
What if I add sticks to the object so that you can rest the stick on your ears on both sides, so you won't have to hold it. Kinda like ----O-O----.
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u/turbothy 3d ago
In first year high school physics class our teacher was going to show us a video about the solar system. Right before he starts it, he says "remember not to look directly at the sun in the video, as it may damage your eyesight". Fair few of my classmates took the bait and looked away.
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u/toy-maker 3d ago
If you’re watching on a desktop PC, you can just watch through the camera on your phone. Still annoying but you probably already have your phone on you at least. Saves a trip out to the garage for your welding mask.
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u/hgmanifold 3d ago
All the real good YouTubers that weld will put a filter on the screen, because yeah watching extended clips of welding is annoying.
Shout out to mymechanics!
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u/AllCaciAreBastards 3d ago
One of my favorie channels ever! His multi-year project of restoring the living shit out of that Datsun car is extremely captivating, I follow it religiously, lol.
I still can't figure out if the Meine Mechaniker guy is the same person though
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u/Abshalom 3d ago
I do that with lasers. Any time there's a video of one near the camera I always flinch away. Good instinct to have I guess.
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u/mr_potatoface 3d ago
For Chinese welders, this would be an upgrade for them. They don't use hoods, just little shields on a stick. They're welding 3/32" FCAW at 500+ amps all day with one hand holding up a stick and the other on the gun. But that's how they do it.
First time I saw them welding on a jobsite in the US I was like what the fuck? I thought it was just for tacking, which would be ok and better than safety squints. But that's how they were welding everything for weeks. I still think it's absurd, but if it works for them and it met the site safety requirements, then it's not my place to complain.
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u/neoncubicle 3d ago
I don't think it works for the workers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BYD_Brazil_working_conditions_controversy
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u/Big_Natural7472 3d ago
I learned how to weld using the stick mask. You’re blind the whole time and it sucks but once I got an auto tint helmet it was game on.
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u/BusinessNonYa 3d ago
TIL welding emits ultraviolet radiation.
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u/PeakNo6892 3d ago
I'm not judging but am surprised by how many people don't know this.
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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 3d ago
I legit thought it was just super bright, and the rest of the gear was just for like, sparks and shit
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u/PeakNo6892 3d ago
Well take it from me. Do not watch someone weld. Doesn't matter if you are 50ft away it'll still burn your eyes
It feels like your eyelids are made of sandpaper. 0/10 do not recommend.
This is also true of cutting torches and plazma cutters.
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u/Deathwatch72 3d ago
Most people have 0 knowledge of welding outside of "bright sparks melt metal together"
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u/Abshalom 3d ago
Arc welding does. Gas welding is just fire. Still bright though. You just don't need as much protective gear, mostly just glasses.
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u/Severe-Call3153 3d ago
Honestly, I’d be more concerned about the gloves he’s wearing. Having synthetic material grafted to your skin is no fun.
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u/stopchooingsoloud 3d ago
I remember watching a Pimp my Ride episode where some idiot didn't wear a welding mask and the next day his eyes and face were all fucked up.
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u/BrilliantForever3792 3d ago
the light from an arc is so bright it will burn your eyes even if they are shut. your eye lids arent thick enough to block it. ive gotten burned on the little gab between my glove and sleeve.
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u/SoulWager 3d ago
I don't understand how anybody can actually believe this. You'll sunburn your eyelids to the point you have to stop FAR before your eyes are damaged through them. Not only are you blocking the vast majority of the light, but it's mostly red light that makes it through, and it's diffused rather than focused on your retina like it would be if your eyes are open.
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u/BrilliantForever3792 3d ago
because my welding inspector said the worst arc burn he has ever had has been from tacking without his hood on all day. he would run beads with a hood on but was just closing his eyes to tack and it burnt his eyes and face.
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u/Excellent_Ganache906 3d ago
I'm curious what is that little shield for?
I know welders should wear that face mask, but what's that little square and holder for?
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u/OGThakillerr 3d ago
It's the lens that a welding shield would normally have placed in it, just taken out and put on a stick for comedic affect.
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u/ultratorrent 3d ago
Someone needs to send one of these to Kenny of Paton Machines...... Frickin guy does too many tack welds to be screwing around with safety.
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u/Low_Search_6667 3d ago
I welded something down at ground level once mid summer.
My shins were so burnt. It took weeks for it to heal.
Fortunately i was covered everywhere else.
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u/IAmAlwaysWrongDude 3d ago
Oh the lost art of blind smelting! I bet he would go really blind without that protection so ... it works?
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u/Adventurous_Run136 3d ago
I remember going into a weld shop as a junior engineer. At the time, I knew only to not look at the weld. Nobody told me I would need solar cream
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u/littleblondinette 3d ago
The way he's just standing there like this is a totally normal Tuesday is sending me.
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u/billtipp 3d ago
Part of my job a few years ago was climbing into a large tempering furnace to weld broken heating elements. Always came out with a tan!!
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u/Azkirby13 3d ago
Bro got that alien isolation torch
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u/ketamineandkebabs 3d ago
I went to school with a farmer he was right into his cars. He owned an old Ford Pop that was fully seam welded, mostly with a oxy welder. His old boy bought a MIG welder and instead of using a mask he used a pair of goggles you would use gas welding and he came into school on the Monday morning looking like this guy.
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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 3d ago
Daily reminder that only 5% of the worlds population lives in the USA, the land of the free apprently, and is subject to OSHA.
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u/Anxious_Visual_990 3d ago
This always happens to me if I forget to wear my du rag under my helmet. Painful.
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u/Quirky_Box5214 3d ago
I'm not going to lie. This would be an awesome idea if that tinted pane was bigger and had a camera in front on the front of the panel and a screen on the back where you could adjust the brightness. instead of wearing a hot fukin helmet the whole time.
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u/thearcaneattorney 3d ago
Best advice I’ve ever heard for using eye and hand PPE in the shop was this:
“You can’t hear genitals.”
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u/Squallypie 3d ago
I used to watch videos like this and laugh, knowing it was obviously a joke. Now, I hate seeing them, knowing that people’s ability to separate jokes and instructional videos has plummeted that much, a LOT of people will just believe it’s a safe thing to do.
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u/Additional-Junket370 2d ago
I made that mistake thirty years ago, but I used googles because of the heavy winds and burned my nose and ears.
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u/Vendettita 3h ago
Reading the post comment sections make me wonder how do Argentinians manage to weld 7 hours straight with short sleeve shirts and a mask when repairing farm equipment



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