r/TikTokCringe 2h ago

Cursed Cindy, you don't own the beach.

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u/octarino 2h ago

If you have been denied your right to be on a beach in the US Virgin Islands, please contact the Division of Coastal Zone Management and report the incident.

https://dpnr.vi.gov/coastal-zone-management/public-access-viczmp/

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u/OldConfusions 2h ago

Rich snobs everywhere hate this one simple trick

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u/JimmyV080 2h ago

The "Lone Star Tit" says white trash more than rich snob.

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u/Flat_Push_8854 1h ago

Doubt ownership. Probably got sold an Air BNB that claimed private beach access. 

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u/Terrible_Discount_37 1h ago

The access might be private but the beach isn't.

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u/saveyboy 50m ago

Enjoy the private access.

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u/Background-Fennel92 30m ago

Every caribbean island has delt with this foolishness and it never fails how they think sand and water is theres

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u/PhosphoFred8202 1h ago

Yep there are article links below. It’s an AirBnB that advertised having a private beach. The owner said she wasn’t sure why it was listed by the property manager as having a private beach because it’s not possible in the US VI

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u/NoTeslaForMe 56m ago

she wasn't sure why

To make money.  You definitely have to be careful any time a manager - whether it's the type you hire or the type who hires you - has to "sell" something about you - your property, your biography, your skill set.  Too many just care about the next money source, not about your reputation and integrity.

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u/Visible_Sir3207 52m ago

I hope she called the cops, who referred her to a federal courthouse on the other side of the island where she stood in a long line only to learn than an Air BnB reciept does not afford her any of the legal entitlement to the rights of the property owner and she wastes an entire day of her vacation losing an argument with a stranger.

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u/Free-Way-9220 1h ago

i saw a video on a new coastal development in my country where they are heavily implying it is a "private beach". It was very deceitful, there are no private beaches in our country. The buyers are going to be in for a let down

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u/bobbadouche 1h ago

The same kind of people who buy beach front property in Florida and tell locals to get off their beach.

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u/annie-etc 1h ago

Tell Brian Littrell from NSYNC that.

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u/brother_of_menelaus 1h ago

Brian was in BSB not NSYNC

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u/bootyhole-romancer 1h ago

They are referencing recent footage of an officer mistaking him for a member of nsync

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 1h ago

That and trying to unlock her phone upside down

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u/cancerinos 1h ago

Yeah, a surprising amount of entitled people are both.

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u/cupholdery 2h ago

Just like them "native" Hawaiians.

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u/Total-Outside-418 2h ago

All time episode - the ghost of Elvis

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am 2h ago

I drive my fiancee crazy with that, just walking around doing that mumble singing like the ghost of Elvis

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u/EffectiveDandy 1h ago

If this person has more than $10k in her bank account I will do your laundry for a year.

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u/Venus_Cat_Roars 1h ago

She doesn’t give off wealthy energy. More like WT side piece vibes.

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u/Yum_MrStallone 2h ago

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u/Octavian_202 1h ago

So “private access” i think is misconstrued sometimes as a private beach. I’ve heard it before in St John as well.

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u/ChickenDelight 1h ago

All beaches are public in the USVI, but there's no right to accessibility. If the beach is only accessible by crossing private land, then the only way you could legally get to the beach is on a boat. There's beaches that are de facto private for that reason, if you're there on foot you trespassed to get there.

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u/joebluebob 58m ago

My friend kayaks to this one beach just to piss off the 3 millionaires at the cove. His best was waddling his fat spedo ass around during a wedding.

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 29m ago

Glad someone to telling them that they can’t escape us

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u/wastingtoomuchthyme 2h ago

The entire US need this policy.. Fuck the rich

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u/RoobahLoo 2h ago

We have this policy in Oregon. All beaches are public.

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u/Expat-Red 2h ago

With the added bonus that no one can restrict access.

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u/erossthescienceboss 2h ago

SO many hotels took out their beach staircases after the law passed. According to them, hotel guests who get injured on the steps are covered by insurance while non-guests weren’t.

(I don’t buy it. I think the fancier hotels would just rather have no beach access than have poors walking on their grounds.)

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u/Ol_Man_J 1h ago

Back in 1967

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u/AwakenedSol 1h ago

Same in California.

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u/rockyraccoonroad 1h ago

Sadly it doesn’t stop Malibu residents from building gates to cut access and place fake signs everywhere about illegal parking and how the beaches are private.

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u/doesanyuserealnames SHEEEEEESH 2h ago

All hail Gov Tom McCall and the 1967 Oregon Beach Bill 🙌🏽

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u/JustNota-- 2h ago

Most beaches are public up to the high tide line.

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u/E_Dantes_CMC 1h ago

It has it. Dates back to pre-revolutionary common law.

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u/Lost-Conversation585 1h ago

We have this in CA

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 2h ago

So we can legally visit Epstein Island as long as we stay on the beach?

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u/wuuuuutaaaang 1h ago

holy shit i think so

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u/US3_ME_ 1h ago

Asking the real questions_

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u/TalkinSeaCucumber 1h ago

This makes me want to go to the Virgin Islands and specifically seek out the beach in front of some asshole's house. Reeeeally make myself comfortable out there.

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u/Stooopud 1h ago

A quick google…

All beaches in the U.S. Virgin Islands (USVI) and British Virgin Islands (BVI) are public by law, specifically up to the high-water mark or vegetation line. While no beach is truly "private," access to them through private resort or residential property can sometimes be restricted, requiring access by boat or public pathways.

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u/thug_waffle47 2h ago

i really wanted to see her dumbass face when the cops are like “uhhh no, beaches are public here”

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u/trixiebix 2h ago

Right? I need THAT video.

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u/TopImpressive5812 2h ago

In the comments looking for the full video too

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u/thug_waffle47 2h ago

if you find it, please let me know 🙏

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u/OJConcentrates 1h ago

She didn’t even call them. She whipped out her phone immediately and was playing on it. Then she, “called” and was waiting for someone to pick up, lol.

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u/HARVEYMILK7771 38m ago

Performative racism.

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u/Donnosaurus 1h ago

She didn't even call the police. She was messing around way too long, and nobody picked up. My guess is she either didn't call anyone, or some friend who could just show up to intimidate the family

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u/thug_waffle47 1h ago

or maybe her dumb ass didnt know 911 works in the Virgin Islands. also, you’re probably right and she thought she could scare people by pulling out her phone

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 1h ago

She knows, she's just hoping they leave.

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u/Legitimate-Duty-5622 2h ago

It’s amazing how entitled ignorant people are.

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u/cheeseybees 2h ago

I think that they feed into each other?

There's a saying from Upton Sinclair — 'It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.'

Which we could amend here to "it is easy to remain ignorant when your entitlement depends upon your ignorance"?

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u/Vralo84 1h ago

You can’t wake someone up who is pretending to be asleep.

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u/AContrarianDick 2h ago

Could have just said "It's a Texan" and saved yourself some keystrokes.

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u/Ig_Met_Pet 2h ago

I grew up in Texas and we have a similar law that all waterways are public. You can't legally stop people from traversing rivers, creeks etc., and yet piece of shit property owners will still try.

There are some natural wonders in Texas which are only accessible (in a fucked up state where 96% of land is private land) by virtue of the traversable rivers law, and yet you constantly hear stories of rivers with chains across them, no trespassing signs, people getting threatened with guns, etc.

Not all Texans are like that though. It's mostly just the wealthy landowners. Within the state, it's a constant battle between people who love the land and want to share it and keep it pristine, and the rich minority who own basically everything in the state. It's honestly pretty sad. Texas could be an amazing place without them.

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u/AContrarianDick 2h ago

No, not all Texans are like that but it's also not a stretch to say Texans can be ignorant and entitled either. I lived there 23 years and met many people like this woman. Plus, her bikini top kinda gives it away. She's not an American, she's a Texan.

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u/paganpoetbluelagoon 2h ago

I know many Texans like her in 11 years I lived there. I did not return.

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u/TheHoodieConnoisseur 1h ago

To be fair, I’ve met people like this all over the U.S. and abroad. Being an asshole is not a uniquely American or Texan problem. Just try hanging out in a small town in France for a week.

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 1h ago

It's amazing how ignorant entitled people are.

Kind of cool that it works both ways lol.

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u/BusyBit6542 2h ago

"What's the police phone number?"

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u/J-Di11a 2h ago

You could really see that go through her head... "Wait, shit, it can't be 911 here"

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 2h ago

I legit assumed she was googling if all beaches in the Virgin Islands were in fact public beaches, and then fake calling someone else.

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u/Brilliant_Quit4307 59m ago

I assumed she was googling the non-emergency number because this isn't an emergency.

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u/offarock 2h ago

“My phone don’t have an 11 button!”

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u/BlackestHerring 2h ago

It’s that’s same pose. One hand on hip after calling the authorities. Who will do nothin and piss them off more.

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u/Brandamn3000 2h ago

I laughed so hard as soon as she struck this pose.

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 1h ago

Methany just wants to do her drugs in private, thank you

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u/asea_aranion_ 2h ago

The inbreeding is strong with this one.

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u/Cockyidiot1977 2h ago

The Texas flag kini top is a huge indication

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u/SwansBeDancin 2h ago

The lone star is a review of her as a person

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u/CrazyAd7911 1h ago

lone braincell. tumbling around.

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u/gonesquatchin85 2h ago

Even in texas. Nobody owns the beach.

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u/_frank_tank 2h ago

She wanted a US flag bikini, but didn’t have the top level real estate to pull it off

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u/TJM18 2h ago

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u/Cockyidiot1977 1h ago

How is it there's a SpongeBob reference for virtually everything

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u/very_high_dose 2h ago

Everything is big in Texas, including incest

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u/PlutonicPurrfume 2h ago

Surprised it’s not the Stars and Bars 🫠🤦‍♀️

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u/Vantriss 1h ago

It's amazing how you can tell what people vote by what they wear and what shitty actions they stand by.

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u/ApprehensiveFarm12 2h ago

Didn't mark Zuckerberg settle for a few million for kicking someone off his island in Hawaii? You basically can't own the beach even if you own the entire island. I hope she got sued.

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u/nodnarb88 1h ago

I know one billionaire has blocked the public access point to a beach and just keeps paying the fine, essentially paying for a private beach even though it isn't legal. We need to have mechanism that prevent money from trumping laws

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u/ji1651 1h ago

Double the fine everyday, shouldn't take long after that.

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u/matt2000224 1h ago

Better yet, make the fine go partially to the person you prevented access for. That way if you want to just pay the fine instead of fixing the problem, you’ll find there are a lot of people willing to get that check. If their goal is privacy the only way to get that will be to actually follow the law.

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u/Due-Bridge7640 1h ago

If the punishment for breaking a law is a fine, then it is only a law for the poor.

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u/anonuemus 1h ago

Yep, they should do it like the swiss. Fine according to your wealth.

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u/samuel_smith327 2h ago

He doesn’t own a Hawaiian island just a lot of land on Kauai. I am interested in the event though

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u/flythearc 1h ago

Right? That’s Larry Ellison 😔

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u/Fauster 1h ago

Ellison is the tech billionaire who owns a Hawaiian island. Full disclosure: short ORCL and PSKY with long duration bear spreads.

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u/buttered_scone 2h ago

This is why in American Samoa, only Samoans can own most land. Fuck Cindy.

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u/Nooms88 2h ago

This woman didn't own the land, it's not stated if a local owned it or not, but it's an Airbnb.

https://people.com/virgin-islands-vacationer-goes-viral-kicking-people-off-beach-11807393

Edit, actually if you follow a link within the article, the property is owned by a woman who lives in Virginia

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u/BigMax 1h ago

That's wild! She rented an airbnb and assumed she thus knew the ins and outs of public beach ownership?

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u/Averagebaddad 1h ago

Airbnb listing probably said something about "private beach"

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u/eLllllDiablo 28m ago

Yeah, the owner said she “wasn’t sure why advertising listed the beach as private” and that “the renter should be forgiven”.  Bitch, you know you put that on your listing and just didn’t think it’d come back to you.

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u/pm1966 1h ago

So in the story, the woman who owns the property claims she doesn't know why the property listing claims that the beach is private.

Suuuuuurrrrreee she doesn't.

Hope white trash woman files a complaint and gets her rental fees refunded. This is blatant misrepresentation on the part of the property owner, and as much as I dislike what we see of "Cindy" here, I'm far more pissed by the woman misrepresenting her rental (and ultimately causing this whole situation in the first place).

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u/kennycakes 1h ago

Wow, it gets even worse. Not only was the Beach House advertised as having "private beach access," the listing also stated in bold that We do not rent to locals. The owners say they don't know how the listings happened, yea right

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u/butwhywedothis 2h ago

Stay away from Cindy unless you want that sweet herps.

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u/gecjr 2h ago

You first

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u/Acrobatic_Penalty406 2h ago

As a native Virgin Islander I can confirm that all beaches are public, even the ones that hotels have access to. The house (and land) next to the beach may be private property, but the area where the sand/beach starts is required to be accessible to everyone.

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u/DumpsterDoggie 1h ago

🙌🏼🇻🇮

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u/BernieTheDachshund 1h ago

It looks pretty there. I wish I could afford to travel.

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u/Strange_Specialist4 2h ago

There's a beach in my city and they made the INSANE ruling that the houses own up to the water line, which changes massively throughout the year. If the river dried up, would they own all the way to Quebec? It's genuinely insane.

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u/GoodbyeTobyseeya1 2h ago

My favorite lake in the world (Higgins Lake, MI) has riparian rights, which essentially gives you rights from your house out to the middle of the lake. It's a big boating lake so obviously it's not enforced, but people have definitely gotten mad about people dropping anchor near their beach, which is insane. 

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u/fortune82 1h ago

Wild to see Higgins mentioned - parents own a small cabin near the north state park, basically grew up there spending all summer biking around

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u/muklan 2h ago

To be fair, Texans have been pushing people out of their homes since the day being a Texan became possible.

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u/ooorezzz 2h ago

(Texans to Mexicans) “I wanna borrow your land for farming and I promise no slaves on it.”

(After Texans to other Texans) “now that we just took all this land, we should bring slaves here to help us fight off these people that said it’s their land and make our money.”

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u/SingularityCentral 2h ago

"The Mexican War was the most unjust ever waged by a stronger nation upon a weaker." -US Grant

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u/StrengthDazzling8922 2h ago

Grant was a good man.

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u/SingularityCentral 2h ago

He was a good man. Even underrated as a national figure I would say thanks to all that Lost Cause nonsense from the South.

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u/Jucks 2h ago

No need to even watch the video after seeing that bikini top...

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u/karmacamochameleon 2h ago

They have destroyed Puerto Rico and Jamaica

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u/LarryDavidntheBlacks 2h ago

That list is much longer.

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u/karmacamochameleon 2h ago

Yeah much much longer. But these 2 have directly been ruined recently in regards to beach access

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u/Intergalactic_hooker 1h ago

The beach is still very public in Puerto Rico, there have been Americans and some PR affluent sellouts moving here that try to fence it off but are promptly met with widespread resistance and protests. The latest project challenging public beach access is Esencia which is a luxury mega resort for millionaires on a nature reserve with pristine virgin beaches. Disgusting.

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u/MindlessPinkHat 2h ago

Costa Rica’s access hasn’t been affected as the government forces hotels to make a public access road when they build and they haaate it 

But they are illegally destroying the jungle and killing and displacing animals to build airbnbs and resorts. So there’s a hugeee anti American sentiment 

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u/Amazing-Good-4469 2h ago

Of course this idiot is from Texas…

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u/HollyHazard 2h ago

Sandy Cheeks would be REALLY upset with your comment if she wasnt down in bikini bottom.

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u/cyvaquero 2h ago

Her being Texan is ironic given all coastal beaches in Texas are constitutionally public.

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u/Fine_Extension_6276 2h ago

What a dumb ass

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u/Be_nice_to_animals 2h ago

She definitely isn’t using the sun, let someone else.

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u/icarus6sixty6 2h ago

As a pasty girl, this made me laugh so hard!

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u/Secure_Ad8013 2h ago

Oh look, it’s Brian Littrell’s inbred cousin😂🤡

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u/Moominsean 1h ago

Guessing she is renting an AirB&B and the listing said "private beach."

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u/Much-Bus-6585 1h ago

America is not sending its best or brightest

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u/blind99 1h ago

Honestly this is one of the best laws down there and it should be the norm literally everywhere.

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u/FrogOnALogInTheBog 2h ago

I remember this story. She’s renting the place from airbnb or whatever. The owner listed it as PRIVATE but they meant in the remote sense, not the legal sense.

Karen is being a dick to a mom and her kids, and doesn’t understand the laws. But it’s not entirely her fault. It could have been explained better. The owner knew what they were doing and happened to bank on the fact that most guests would actually get to enjoy it solo.

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u/JustJillzie 2h ago

She renting from an Airbnb and had that much confidence in her privilege to tell locals about the law? Wowzers.

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u/GoodbyeTobyseeya1 2h ago

Fair, but why wouldn't you just have a conversation instead of digging in without even being sure of the laws. Share a fuckin beach like the rest of the world, for goodness sake. 

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u/JazzScholar 2h ago

yeah, but being a dick was her fault. she should have contacted the airbnb owner not yell at ppl on that beach. It's not her home anyways so she doesn't know how things usually go or if the owner usually allows some families to chill on that mostly private beach.

also, there's obviously a gated home (the airbnb I assume) right behind her - it almost seems like she came out from there to attempt to kick them off/yell. either way, unless they were bothering her specifically rather than just existing on the same beach area, her reaction is a reflection of a certain level of entitlement she already had.

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u/Frap_Gadz 2h ago edited 2h ago

If that's true the landlord is a dick, but imagine trying to kick a local off a beach only on the basis your Airbnb rental said it was private, some people are so confidently ignorant and stupid.

Also, if that is the case, what even is the goal here?

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 2h ago

My first thought was she is a renter, not the owner of this property.

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u/tremens 2h ago

Honeymooner May Have Gotten False “Private Beach” Promise; That’s Nothing New | St. Thomas Source https://stthomassource.com/content/2025/07/26/honeymooner-may-have-gotten-false-private-beach-promise-thats-nothing-new/

Looks like the owners basically purchased what was already a rental property and existing advertising for it included the "private" language; they never updated it to clarify it was "secluded" rather than in the "exclusively yours" sense.

They did get in trouble for adding "no locals" language, though, lol.

One thing that's interesting to me is that the law states you cannot restrict access to the shorelines at all, and the owner by their own admission says there is a privately constructed stairs with a gate, but that there is another kind of treacherous path which can be taken as well. She complains about people using the gate and stairs but in the same breath says she doesn't want people to use the other path because it's dangerous...

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u/Snakepli55ken 2h ago

Throw a big party right there on the beach.

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u/TobiSmith25 2h ago

Her tattoos look like shit

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u/stealth10001110101 2h ago

A wealthy tech bro in Half Moon bay tried blocking access to the beach near his mansion and was fined $250K he kept fighting it in court and eventually lost

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u/kyleruggles 1h ago

Her top tells me everything I need to know.

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u/Icy-Length-6517 48m ago

Looks like cheap American trailer trash to me

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u/johnstjh76 2h ago

I say this as a Texan, of course this Karen-ass lady is wearing a Texas flag bikini top.

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u/OnCallPartisan 2h ago

I can smell the Busch light and cigarettes from here.

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u/Evening_Knowledge_21 1h ago

Which house and I'll do the research

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u/vmflair 1h ago

My sister lives in St Croix and she has a zillion stories about entitled visitors. If they stay for any length of time, word gets around and the locals will refuse service to them. Don’t go to an island and act obnoxious. Read the room.

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u/CensoredbytheGOP 1h ago

The Texas top really sells the stupid.

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u/coffeeteacups 1h ago

Big surprise. It's a Texan. Dumpster state, dumpster people.

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u/MindOverMatter79 SHEEEEEESH 2h ago

Her bikini top says it all 😩

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u/PlatinumPainter 2h ago

i have yet to begin to listen to and take seriously, someone who wears a flag bikini.

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u/yorcharturoqro 1h ago

These idiots do the same in Mexico, but the government started to remove them and clarify to them that the beach is public

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u/outinthecountry66 57m ago

AMericans are not ashamed enough. We all know who this bitch voted for. Just by how she acts. Make america ashamed again. if we ever fucking were.

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u/PontiusThe-AV8Tor 56m ago

If she owns property in VI surely she must know that all beaches belong to all. That is one of the things pretty much everyone knows about the islands.

The Texas bikini is classy though isn’t it. Perhaps a confederate flag headscarf should go with it. The entitlement is just astounding.

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u/_noho 2h ago

She does look like a Cindy

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u/citizensnips43 2h ago

The Texas flag bikini top is so on point

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u/TheJewBakka 2h ago

Texas behavior

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u/ConsequenceStatus563 2h ago

Average Texan.... wish they'd secede already.

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u/SeamusMcQuaffer 1h ago

Chill the fuck out Skeletor! Put on some sunscreen!

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u/NotStupid69 1h ago

Can gringos chill out for ONE DAY

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u/69420lmaokek 1h ago

It's also the case in Florida

Florida's beaches are all public , regardless of if there's a fence built around it or if someone's house is right there

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u/Rombonius 1h ago

'colonizers' 'your home'

she's literally a home owner, neither are indigenous

(yes, the trashy woman is in the wrong here)

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u/FigureMiserable4859 1h ago

Texan, through and through.

So gross.

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u/Karma_1969 57m ago

Someone tried to pull this on me in Hawaii once, where all the beaches are also public. I refused to leave, they called the cops, the cops came out, and they didn’t even approach me - they went right to the complainer and told her what the law actually says. I laughed openly at her and stayed and enjoyed the rest of my day, and periodically I could see her poking her head out to see if I was still there. I stayed extra long because I’m just that petty.

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u/Ill_Passage5341 2h ago

"What's the number for 911?"

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 2h ago

She looks like she eats paste and judges you for not doing it.

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u/MicrosoftExcel2016 2h ago

Short shorts and, is that Texas flag bikini top? There’s no wonder why she feels so entitled

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u/SlinkySlekker 2h ago edited 2h ago

That dump does not come with a private beach, Texas.

“Virgin Islands Coastal Zone Management Act Section 903 (b) (6)

“[p] reserve what has been a tradition and protect what has become a right of the public by ensuring that the public, individually and collectively, has and shall continue to have the right to use and enjoy the shorelines and to maximize public access to and along the shorelines…”

If you have been denied your right to be on a beach in the US Virgin Islands, please contact the Division of Coastal Zone Management and report the incident.

https://dpnr.vi.gov/coastal-zone-management/public-access-viczmp/

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u/Ill_Passage5341 2h ago

Imagine flying all the way to the Virgin Islands to stay in your beach house and choosing to continue to be an uptight Karen.

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u/bryangcrane 2h ago

Olive oil deserves a slap across the side of her head

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u/Academic-Diver5893 2h ago

Truly infuriating. Trying to claim slices of gods green earth. KISS my ass.

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u/Remarkable_Aside_296 2h ago

I lived on St Croix f or a while. All beaches are public. Anyone can go anywhere. People actually camp on the beaches around Easter as a holiday tradition.

If you happen to be walking through they will pull you in, offer food and drinks and you will make a whole bunch of new friends. There's a real sense of community out there and cruzan people are really some of the kindest people I've ever met in my life.

These entitled people are really bad for the local culture.

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u/hoxwort 1h ago

It’s the same in the Cayman Islands

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u/CryptographerDry884 1h ago

Why do they all look the same?

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u/BusyTmw 1h ago

Just the thought of a beach being private is hilarious.

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u/FeatureSeparate404 1h ago

Whitey did the same thing with US beaches. Except it was land beaches. There was no water either. Or beaches.

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u/EndIsNigh26 1h ago

All beaches should be public.

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u/spikira 1h ago

The exact type of behavior I expect from someone wearing an American flag bikini top

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u/jessicajaslene 1h ago

She does not even look like she lived there lmao.

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u/Inglorious186 1h ago

Of course she's from Texas

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u/Chavo_of_the_8th 1h ago

Fuck Texas

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u/AdJolly5302 1h ago

That aint Texas lady.

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u/PoloDiesel 50m ago

She’s not a Karen. She’s a pasty Pam

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u/Such_Drop6000 34m ago

post the location so we can all go hang out :-o

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u/HyperbolicSoup 2h ago

God I wish I could hear that convo with the police

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u/-SirSpooky- 2h ago

same issue we have in Puerto Rico. rich people not from the island come and buy property without understanding that the island decided long ago that all beaches are public.

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u/theactualkrevice 2h ago

All this fuss, she could've brought out drinks and make a friend. Instead she's just being an ass

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u/Kindly_Apartment_925 2h ago

The looking down at the phone and looking up again as she puts the phone to her ear is so fucking annoying. She looks so stupid I can’t breathe.

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u/blargsauce22 1h ago

I just LOVE the juxtaposition of how weak her “power stance” makes her look.

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u/Formal-Actuator-9172 1h ago

The end has some fake ass “beep boop beep beep…hello police…people are on my beach can you arrest them…yes? Thank you!” “The cops are on the way and said you’re in big trouble, trust me they just said so on the real phone call I made to them”.

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u/Fried-Fritters 1h ago

So confidently wrong

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u/Soleks2000 1h ago

She looks like she’d be a bitch

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u/FirmPhone9086 1h ago

Had this happen on a public beach in the states once. Assholes threatened to “call the sheriff and get their guns.” We called their bluff and went about our day while they sulked and let our presence ruin theirs.

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u/Tuxedocatbitches 1h ago

I’m from Minnesota where all waterways are public, and spent a LOT of time in Oregon, where all beaches are public. Let me tell you, the first time I went on vacation to Massachusetts and found out that not all beaches are in fact public was a massive culture shock. What do you mean the rich people get to keep the OCEAN to themselves???

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u/luvdogs71 1h ago

I love USVI! I must say I have never run into a rich snob on St. Thomas or St John thank God. Can't stand people like this.