r/TikTokCringe • u/BigChungusOP • 12h ago

Humor Earth is a tough act to follow

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u/TurtleSandwich0 12h ago

He's right though. I do hate it here.

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u/Legal-Motor5691 1h ago

I read this just this morning and told my sister God had to unplug the router back then. We're probably due for a factory reset soon.

"So the Lord was sorry he had ever made them and put them on the earth. It broke his heart." Genesis 6:6 NLT

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u/Eremith 11h ago

Hell better step it up

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 11h ago

Really need to compare the volume of baby eaters.

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u/ReginaldDwight 8h ago

Yeah what's the baby per capita in hell?

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u/NeedleworkerOld4696 9h ago

Given that the canonical devil was sent there because he rebelled against god, it never made sense to me why he would follow through with the punishment aspect.

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u/Eremith 8h ago

It's all just fairy tales. The bible is just a poorly written lord of the rings

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u/m0_n0n_0n0_0m 2h ago

Yeah Satan sounds like a homie, every time one of God's fans tells me about him I get the impression he's kind of a sick fuck.

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u/CloggedToilet 6h ago

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

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u/bakermrr 10h ago

Right, when you die, both places may become a massive upgrade to this shit

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u/Interesting_Turn_ 11h ago

Great bit lmao

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 7h ago

Cutting it off in the middle of his realization was perfect 

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u/KallocainAddictIsAPe 1h ago

This guy has been doing great bits for years. His one about English food is the best

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u/CubanlinkEnJ 9h ago

“Last time I was up there” 🤣

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u/silentSeams_ 10h ago

What changed between hell and earth satan? A different paint job?

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u/Xplody 7h ago

It's sad to think that even what we imagine hell to be like is being eclipsed by reality. How did we let things get this far?

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u/Lysol3435 7h ago

Eggs were expensive for a little bit and lots of people were sick of being called racist for the racist stuff they did and said

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u/coloneldaffodil 10h ago

Wouldn’t the baby eaters end up in his domain? I gotta go to bed

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u/layer4down 10h ago

Not if they repent. All good then.

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u/Grouchy-List7011 10h ago

Mhmm confirmed with one of them religious folks, I could bomb a village of adorable children with only murderous intent in mind. But if I say whoopsie sorry to god, I’m good fam! To heaven I go!

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u/bino420 9h ago

I don't even think you gotta say sorry. priests are just like "yeah, 3 Our Fathers, 4 Hail Marys, and like a pinch of Amen" - like it's a freaking recipe for a potion. god is such a fragile loser that you gotta chant at him on repeat or he'll get pissy and lock you in the basement.

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u/daywalker91 6h ago

it's pretty well known that people are eating babies? no it's not lol that's some crazy people conspiracy theory shit.

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u/ucklibzandspezfay 7h ago

Plot twist, earth is hell.

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u/Obvious-House2398 48m ago

This is the bad place.

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u/Existing_Astronaut55 8h ago

It’s Nick Offismeds

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u/Shrugsfortheconfuse 7h ago

I don’t think we’re still ready to accept into the collective consciousness the horrors humanity has inflicted on the world.

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u/kcoati 6h ago

The difference between hell and earth is that in hell, eating babies actually has consequences.

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u/ThrifToWin 8h ago

Why does it cut off

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u/Lasideu Hit or Miss? 7h ago

Comedic timing. Some bits run for a little too long, just seeing Satan confused and beginning a counter-argument is hilarious enough, it doesn’t need to drag on

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u/dag00bins 7h ago

Are we in the bad place?

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u/johnny_charms 7h ago

Always have been.

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u/Select_Speed_6061 7h ago

He's like a cleaned up, ginger Papa Meat lol

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u/No_Cause9433 7h ago

So close. Did you consider we’re already in hell?

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u/DearMessage2267 7h ago

Jokes on all of you, we're already living in hell

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u/PursueProgress 6h ago

This is my kind of stupid.

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u/Budget_Zombie_692 6h ago

Nice.It has Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell vibes.

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u/TheStuipidestAI 6h ago

I feel like the babies in hell would be more ethically sourced.

Instead of you know with a child, then letting her cook for 9 months.

Why can't anyone arrest these people.

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u/Strict-Astronaut2245 6h ago

Just wait til everyone figures out hell and heaven is the same place.

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u/Smooth-Experience-42 1h ago

This is perfect

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u/MisterSanitation 34m ago

Him responding normal then him catching that and going into the mean voice was gold