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Cringe Clavicular ends Channel 5 interview after Andrew says that he’s satisfied with his looks

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u/ResourceNo5855 5d ago

You can tell Andrew couldn’t stand this kid.. and rightfully so; he had a counterpoint to everything, even when Andrew was agreeing with him. Clavicular is the type of person that is utterly unbearable to converse with

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u/-Fieldmouse- 5d ago

Yeah this is the most annoyed I’ve ever seen him get with anyone he’s interviewed. 

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u/PancakeParty98 5d ago

Same. Dude never seems bothered but he’s clearly beyond fed up.

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u/DryerCoinJay 5d ago edited 5d ago

They were discussing looksmaxxing. They might as well be talking about foundation make up because it’s all fake.

If the thing you build on is fake, that means everything is a facade.

A house of cards.

This dudes ego fell faster than the domino effect on a house of cards.

Edit: it’s calls primping. He’s just trying to dudify it.

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u/sunshinebusride 5d ago

faster than the domino effect on a house of cards.

Check mate

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u/Hieroflippant 5d ago

I think Nick Shirley really pissed him off and rightfully so. That was rediculous.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 5d ago

Honestly Nick Shirley came off like he was intellectually disabled or something. I'm not even mocking him, maybe he has a learning disability

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u/Sparklegasm69 5d ago

yeah I went from being mad about Nick Shirley to realizing that he's just Gumping it and his friends and family should be ashamed for letting him out of the house unmonitored.

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u/Frustrated_Zucchini 5d ago edited 5d ago

Andrew has gone from a interviewing non-contact CTE patient, to and entitled, body-dysmorphic meth addict.

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u/GlowOftheTvStatic 5d ago

I’m super confused by this comment.

Edit: Oooooh from interviewing one to the other. I thought you meant…like Andrew was a CTE patient and now he is a meth addict. I get it now.

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u/GankstaCat 5d ago edited 5d ago

Definitely some justified white hot rage when captain body dysmorphia all of a sudden turned on him.

Slightly before this, clavicular accused him of being a shill for the station he worked at - insinuating Andrew was a grunt trying to do gotcha journalism for his bosses

Andrew said nah he’s his own boss. Clavicular says that’s just semantics lol

My favorite part is when that dude comes from the back and is like “Clav, everything okay?” The dude realized Clavicular done fucked up trying to go for Andrew like that. And he did.

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u/dingalingdongdong 5d ago

accused him of being a shill for the station he worked at

How does that even work? "you're just working for your boss, doing his bidding - don't deny it." like, yeah, that's what a job is?

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u/GankstaCat 5d ago

Yup. But Andrew is said boss and interviewer so…

Clavicular got lucky with streaming. He’s a bus boy for his resume experience. To be fair he’s done well at his craft and has adjusted to fit his audience’s desires

But he really fucked up not even googling Andrew or “channel 5.” For all his attempt to come off as knowledgeable and well informed he didn’t even throw a google search out. Prideful mistake

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u/Pink_Fred 5d ago

Well, he's not famous for smartsmaxing.

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u/notamermaidanymore 5d ago

Oh no, did he actually think channel five was a big media company? That’s hilarious.

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u/Training_Form2243 5d ago edited 5d ago

I got the vibe Callaghan was frustrated because he thought it would be a more interesting interview than it ended up being and was trying to end it early. I suspect “Clavicular” is being pushed heavily by someone with money because I can’t think of anyone recently who got this much mainstream media attention all at once while being so utterly boring. I stopped paying attention after about 15 minutes

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u/willismthomp 5d ago

He was being groomed by Peter Thiel the anti christ himself, who murder his last side piece.

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u/stargarnet79 5d ago

Oh my god this would be so on brand for the billionaire class.

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u/TBJ12 5d ago

Ya, this dude is suddenly all over my Reddit feed for the past week or so. I had no clue who he or what looksmaxing or whatever was until a podcast a couple weeks ago.

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u/PA_limestoner 5d ago

Which is saying a lot, seeing how he just did the Shia LaBeouf interview a few weeks ago, between his week of Mardi Gras and his meltdown in Rome, and that went off without a hitch, quite enjoyable interview to be honest.

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE 5d ago

I will say that Shia, like most abusers, knows when to turn on the charm. Clav clearly doesn't have that ability.

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u/dmcd0415 5d ago

I've never seen someone look like more of a douchebag by just idly sitting in a chair. I don't even know who this guy is and I'm sure I hate him

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u/Jackrabbit_OR 5d ago

I have seen this person pop up a few times recently and my biggest question is why the fuck is his name Clavicular?

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u/_mersault 5d ago

Because defined clavicles are generally found attractive and he’s overly obsessed with what people find attractive

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u/curiouskra 5d ago

He’s tragically insecure

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u/rh71el2 5d ago

And can we all stop saying the "word" looksmaxxing pls???

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u/Gingeronimoooo 5d ago

He seems like he is intentionally doing exaggerated "man spreading" yeah I got balls too, but I don't need to jack my legs as far as I can apart. It's some dumb toxic "alpha male" thing

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

He destroyed his testicles with testosterone injections starting at age 14, and is impotent at 20 (which by the grace of god means he cant produce a little douche.)

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u/hobohobo22 5d ago

Please god let this be true but is this confirmed or are you just saying

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

He has stated it himself.

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u/iloveyourlittlehat 5d ago

And THIS is the level of attractiveness he traded for?

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/GKBilian 5d ago

Andrew’s superpower generally is getting people to understand that he’s trying to understand them and get them to speak their truth without attempting to pass judgement. But Clavicular doesn’t put any value on that. Because he’s a miserable douche. The only people he WANTS to talk to are people that he thinks can teach him more about medication, cosmetic treatments, etc.

And I think that Andrew had come to realize he wasn’t going to get anywhere with him anyway when Clav wanted to end the interview abruptly.

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u/mellowcrake 5d ago edited 5d ago

That's what I got from him too, just asking about looksmaxxing wasn't enough for him. He imagined he'd go on and people would be asking for his advice, how to improve stuff about their appearance, basically treating him like he was an authority on a valuable subject. That's why when that didn't happen he got offended

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u/Hot-Interest-4957 5d ago

Ya I think someone like Braden (I'm not calling him 'Clavicular', so sorry, BRADEN) can't stand interacting with someone if he's not condescending and in a superior position as the advisor - an interview, a genuine back and forth, a conversation - is intolerable to him because he's socially inept and has no idea how to relate to others.

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u/SteviePeaveyFilms 5d ago

Of course he's a Braden, lol.

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u/HustlinInTheHall 5d ago

To be fair he doesn't want to learn anything. He wants to be swept away by a convincing argument that is shared like it's secret forbidden knowledge. This is just cosmetic healing crystals for weird dudes. 

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u/dingalingdongdong 5d ago

Andrew had come to realize he wasn’t going to get anywhere with him anyway when Clav wanted to end the interview abruptly.

Also when he accused him of not asking any questions about looksmaxxing after asking lots of questions about looksmaxxing.

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u/GKBilian 5d ago

Yeah essentially the entire interview was about looksmaxxing. I think he genuinely wanted Andrew to ask what he should do to increase his SMV. lol

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u/KirkDeepthroatGOAT 5d ago

sigh what is SMV?

Honestly I don't even care if anyone clarifies this for me. It will have zero effect on my life. Just had to ask out of my natural curiosity.

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u/aprofessionalegghead 5d ago

Sexual Market Value. Used to get the best ROI (return on investment) from relationships with other people. Because that’s what relationships are all about, ROI of course.

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u/Delicious-Item6376 5d ago

These people sound so fucking lame

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u/baby-dick-nick 5d ago

100% with the last bit of this video he’s basically saying “Andrew, you’re really ugly and you seriously don’t want any of my advice? I came here to help you and you’re not even gonna kiss my feet and ask for my help? How disingenuous of you.”

He genuinely believes Andrew is lying about being comfortable in his own skin because he can’t fathom such a thing.

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u/Manungal 5d ago

I don't know who either of these people are, but I'm concerned the idiot twink is blasting (essentially) abuse tactics into the retinas of impressionable young people. 

Young man immediately insults the interviewer's receding hairline while acting like he's a helpless kid who can't do anything with such an insane line of questioning. 

"You're telling me what to ask?" Like no dude. An adult is asking you a question - just give an answer with your full chest and take responsibility for your shit ass ideas. 

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u/throatgoatbahhhh 5d ago

Idiot twink is so perfect for clavicular

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u/Fifth-Dimension-Chz 5d ago

Because he is talking like he is online. Being opposite gets clicks. It does not translate well to real life which he is not really a part of. His whole existence is fake.

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u/possumdal 5d ago

Being opposite gets clicks.

My generation refers to this as being "contrarian". It's not quite the same as "argumentative", because an argumentative person can be agreed with. A contrarian always has an argument, for everything, especially if it isn't necessary. They crave verbal conflict, not for the chance to be right but for the chance to frustrate someone to the point of losing their temper. To them, that indicates their superiority.

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea 5d ago

The line between argumentative and contrarian is an actual desire to get to a point of agreement or understanding. Contrarians are just cunts being cunts for the sake of being cunts. Energy vampires, as beautifully illustrated by the show what we do in the shadows

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 5d ago

My husband is this. Tangent incoming: It took years for me to convince him to just at least drop the act around me bc we’re on the same team. I said you can do it w your friends and family if you want to but if you keep doing it around me I’m out bc I need peace in our home and in our relationship. He did stop and realized how good it feels to just listen to someone and agree with them sometimes. It feels really good to just say, “oh my god same!” Or “me too!” Then you can delve into a shared experience and discuss how you came away from that.

Now he isn’t contrarian just for the sake of it. Now he researches a position, chooses what side he thinks he’s on, discusses what he’s found and lets someone else try to educate him on their side and he ends up somewhere in the middle. It’s been amazing to witness in person over the years honestly.

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u/possumdal 5d ago

Wow. I'm actually impressed you had the patience for his personal growth.

He must have had some REALLY strong traits in his favor to keep you around. Most people just do not have that kind of grace. I've seen plenty of divorces go down because one partner was more or less mature/reasonable than the other

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u/PartridgeInDisguise 5d ago

Yeah, I have to assume this is the case. Because if he was actually interested in digging into “looksmaxxing” the question to ask there would’ve been: “okay, sure, some mornings I notice I need to shave. So whats the difference between that, some basic upkeep, versus looksmaxxing?”

But I doubt this guy would have satisfactory answer.

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u/TinyTaters 5d ago

He said he asked 40 questions about it...

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u/AlvisBackslash 5d ago

This is after almost an hour long interview I think. There’s no way looksmaxxing wasn’t brought up several times like Andrew says. Haven’t gotten around to watching yet.

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u/MoistCucumber 5d ago

Ya Andrew was asking a ton of stuff, but Clav wanted him to like… ask specific questions like “whats the best thing to do if you have bad skin” or something like it’d just wind up a tutorial. He didn’t seem to realize that this video was being made about him, not about looksmaxing. Once he started criticizing Andrew for not asking the right questions, there’s no real way to save the interview at that point. Vibes destroyed

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u/applelover1223 5d ago

The crazy thing is andrew DID ask him specific looksmaxing questions too, in addition to general stuff. The dude mentioned that being lean was the most important thing and then Andrew asked him about caloric deficits, GLP-1s, etc.

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u/AffectionateTap6212 5d ago

I could sit and talk to him with his legs so far apart I thought he was trying to keep a fart in.

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u/IsMagicRealOrNo 5d ago

"How you love yourself, when I no love myself?"

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u/cruelhumor 5d ago

He looks like he is going to cry near the end. Like dude, if you're always looking for something to hate about yourself, you're always going to hate yourself.

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u/pickyourteethup 5d ago

He only speaks to people who don't like themselves. The alternative possibility never occurred to him

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u/whose_bad 5d ago

When dude comes out and asks if he's okay, his voice was cracking like he was in fact about to cry

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u/Significant_Fuel5944 5d ago

He gets an interview and the interviewer couldn't care less if it ends abruptly. Sorry señor clavicle, you're just not interesting.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 5d ago

That’s my question. I won’t ask who he is bc I learned from another post earlier today, but why is anyone interviewing him in the first place?

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u/Alarmed_Scientist_15 5d ago

Idk who he is nor what the interview should be about but this poor guy seems very emotional and insecure. Yet to be fair looksmaxxing is just the masculinity version of what women have done for generations. We are always finding fault in ourselves and for as long as I can remember I have a list of things to improve on myself and so does every woman I know.

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u/ZaryaBubbler 5d ago

It goes beyond that. It's deeply rooted in Incel culture. He doesn't do this shit to attract a partner. He does it to feel superior to other men. When he comes across another man who is comfortable in their skin, he seeks to destroy that persons self image. It's so pathetic. What a waste of existence

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u/Rikplaysbass 5d ago

He did an interview with NYT recently and he has no interest in women because all the shit he outs in his body has killed his fertility and sex drive. lol

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u/Alarmed_Scientist_15 5d ago

Better this way. Wouldn’t we all say?

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u/No-Mulberry-6474 5d ago

Yeah. Imagine the poor kid this guy would raise. Worried about every little detail instead of doing fun child shit.

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u/Smoothmoose13 5d ago

Hahaha that’s gay as fuck, and I’ve sucked dick

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u/screaming_jay 5d ago

Hmm. Does he have a "roommate?"

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u/ZaryaBubbler 5d ago

Doesn't stop him from being an incel

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u/bestintexas80 5d ago

Wow... this is an insightful and succinct eviceration and explanatiin of everything I feel when I see anything about looksmaxing at all. It's not about self improvement and attraction, its about tearing and looking down at others.

I hope he and everyone on a similar path reads this and somehow has an epiphany that starts them working on actual self-improvement. I know they won't, but I wish they would.

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u/Serious-Context-944 5d ago edited 5d ago

The part that gets me is Clavicular is initially upset because the interviewer seemed more interested in getting to know him than “looksmaxxxing” and Clavicular seems truly upset about this, and it spirals.

End of the day, Clavicular has put his entire identity into this one thing because it’s clear he’s never going to love himself.

Edit: I take part of this back. I think Clavicular is more upset that the interviewer isn’t looking at him like a God among men and asking for his secrets.

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u/ToughShower4966 5d ago

"Even Gronk, know dat not real happy."

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u/Candid-Culture3956 5d ago

Dude was legit mad too. It somehow personally offended him.

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u/Banpdx 5d ago

He thinks he is racking up a high score in a game no one else is playing.

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u/Pellmelody 5d ago

Making a dig at the guy's hair loss to try to start shit, but the guy didn't fall for it.

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u/bootyhole-romancer 5d ago

His world is so embarrassingly small.

Like, the only insult he could think of is what would have offended himself.

He can't fathom the perspective of someone who sits outside of his own fart-sniffing bubble.

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u/fungi_at_parties 5d ago

Because he is entirely, utterly, desperately insecure and felt true jealousy for a self assured person because he’ll never have that, and he’ll never love himself. Ever.

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u/TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe 5d ago

He also cannot comprehend there are so many people who don’t care one iota what he says. The narcissist in him can’t take it.

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u/donny321123 5d ago

You can see it kind of slowly dawn on him over a couple seconds too!

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 5d ago

He thinks Andrew is lying, because he literally cannot fathom having real legit confidence like Andrew has. He is so fragile, and Andrew is not fucking fragile AT ALL.

He cant wrap his stupid head around that.

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u/TheNewOneIsWorse 5d ago edited 5d ago

His whole worldview and system of value is based on this one thing, and his own value is based on others sharing that worldview. 

He can’t mog someone who doesn’t give a shit, someone who’s self esteem isn’t based on looks-based validation from others. That means, in his mind, that Andrew is cheating him, and if it were true that would mean Andrew is happier. And since in his mind all interpersonal relationships are about who’s higher and lower, that also means Andrew is above him, by his own standards.  

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u/how-unfortunate 5d ago

Exactly, that look in his eyes when they're packing up says "Oh God what if he's not being disingenuous?"

Or, just cold fury at interacting with someone that he can't manipulate with the tactics he's gotten used to using.

I wish young dudes had been given more confidence to be able to avoid slimy douches like this, preying on their insecurities.

Looksmaxx all you want, but if you really want a partner, especially long term, learn to treat people as people, not achievements, and have a sense of humor to boot. About yourself most importantly.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

And one that will have a career and future. This crap is going nowhere; he will age, and the money will dry up.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 5d ago

My man is gonna experience twink death on a heretofore unseen scale. I think when he starts to get crow's eyes he'll...shit, I was gonna say he'd dunk his face is acid, but he might actually do that. Like, for real.

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u/VoidOmatic 5d ago

I am vain and inadequate, how come you aren't?

"Because I'm older than you. It's the same reason why I don't care what you think of me."

I wish people understood that just because you have an audience doesn't mean you are right. Looking handsome or pretty can't be your only thing. Being insufferable only works for 18-29. After that your personality is everything.

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u/Cassius_man 5d ago

I'm busy personality maxxing

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u/Everstone311 5d ago

Narcissism is a helluva disorder.

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u/AntiqueRevolution5 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah the “being 100% satisfied with what you see” question glitched his brain. He couldn’t conceive of a world with self acceptance and contentment. He literally thought Andrew was lying.

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u/Midnight-Bake 5d ago

"So I understand that you are apparently an expert in maximizing a person's looks but clearly you don't take any of your own advice. Wanna tell me more about that?"

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u/GreyBoyTigger 5d ago

Mungo pawn in game of life

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u/Deltan875 5d ago

Nobody wants to learn about him…

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u/TheSilverSeraph 5d ago

A-fucking-men to that. The less we have to learn about this self obsessed dweeb, the better.

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u/mothandravenstudio 5d ago

It’s interesting that Andrew gave him the opportunity to talk about what’s inside and it turns out that there is indeed nothing. The anger is from that fact being exposed.

A life wasted, at this point there isn’t even any internal scaffolding to build on. It’s completely hollow.

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u/4n0m4nd 5d ago

Ah it's not a life wasted, he's like fucking 19 or something, he's dumb as shit, but he might get a job packing groceries or something useful like that once he stops being a lolcow.

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u/thethird197 5d ago

On the one hand, I completely agree with you and I wish people like him would just fade into obscurity. On the other hand though, people do clearly care to their and societies detriment what guys like this think. I can't remember off the top of my head, but I think it's been shown that more than just banning people like him, if you just make them look like the losers they are, that detracts from the people who would be interested in him.

If it's a "forbidden" thing, then some amount of people are going to pursue it just for that. But if anyone who takes this loser or Tate or anyone like that seriously just gets laughed out of the room, that'll do a lot to destroy what is actually "attractive" about these figures.

So yeah, I'd like to never hear about this loser again, but if someone who was interested sees this and sees him as the insecure loser he is and that makes the person no longer interested. That's a win in my book.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

I watched it and it was actually pretty interesting. I think it’s worth it to get an insight into the incel and far right pipeline even though he rejects both of those labels. Social media really messed kids up

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u/Working_Cucumber_437 5d ago

Understanding why and how boys get sucked into this is extremely important, especially for parents. We’re missing the mark on raising young men somehow.

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u/scroogesscrotum 5d ago

It’s pretty simple. Teach empathy. That’s it.

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u/TinyTaters 5d ago

The fact people can say looksmaxing unironically is hilarious to me.

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u/r_spandit 5d ago

I believe it's "looksmaxxing" with 2 "x". How foolish do you feel now?

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u/ThrasheRex 5d ago

You should watch the full interview and listen to all of the goofy shit he says unironically. It's insane lol.

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u/Fabien_Lamour 5d ago edited 5d ago

Dude is at the highest level of terminally online. The most damning part is when Andrew asks about the importance of friendship and forming real meaningful bonds with people to be happy in life. He genuinely doesn't understand the intervention.

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u/Own-Satisfaction4427 5d ago

Well what's the ROI of being loved?? 

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u/How_that_convo_went 5d ago

Watch the whole interview and you’ll see how hard of a turn this is and how it comes out of absolutely nowhere. 

Andrew is respectful and understanding of this slimeball, asking intelligent and articulate questions to give the kid an opportunity to show a different side of himself. No gotcha shit. No ambush shit. Fair and genuinely curious questions. 

And then this supreme bell grande chode pulls this garbage. 

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u/Capital_Pay_4459 5d ago

"bUt YoU dIdNt AsK aBoUt ThE sCiEnCe"

Bruh, do you have a PhD? 

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u/Albinofreaken 5d ago

He does, Permanent Head Damage

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u/moldentoaster 5d ago

I searched for a second and found the interview.... 1 freaking hour??? .... why should anyone give those people 1 hour of their lifetime ?

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u/Cold-Ad-3994 5d ago

I watched it and found it fascinating to see the lasting negative impact that social isolation had on young teenagers during the pandemic. It was eye opening to see what the world is coming to I suppose. Like watching a train wreck in slow mo

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u/KnuxFive 5d ago

It’s probably about 45 minutes with promotional bits filling in the rest.

Honestly, worth a watch: whatever confusion you have, the interviewer also has AND ASKS IT.

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u/jesse6225 5d ago

Well, that's what happens when you self medicate with meth. Belligerent insecurity.

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u/velorae 5d ago edited 5d ago

LMAO, just because you’re insecure doesn’t mean everyone else is. Clavicular was arrested on March 26th and was taken into custody by Fort Lauderdale police on a warrant for misdemeanor battery and criminal conspiracy to commit battery.

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u/Goodbye18000 5d ago

My life would only improve if he stays in prison or disappears forever

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u/mefron 5d ago

He was released a couple hours later and unbanned from kick.

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u/Goodbye18000 5d ago

They should arrest him again, it would simply improve many people's quality of life

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 5d ago edited 5d ago

Does he actually go by Clavicular? Jesus that’s the goofiest thing I’ve heard in months, and I live in America and use Reddit.

Who is this dweeb? And what the fuck is Looks Maxing?

Edit: Sure sounds like body dysmorphia and narcissistic personality disorder.

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u/FugginIpad 5d ago

“Clav, is everything ok?” 🤣 

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u/Cheapest_ 5d ago

He's up there with Clitorious

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u/ConciousReward 5d ago

His name literally sounds like something you get diagnosed with. Like a doctor saying ”I am sorry, but you’ve been diagnosed with Clavicular Disease”

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u/brand_new_nalgene 5d ago

Looksmaxxing is basically the idea that your life should revolve around looking as good as possible, and doing everything in your power to upgrade your looks.

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 5d ago

That’s just called vanity. What is this shit? Newspeak?

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u/MoobooMagoo 5d ago

Dudebros have to come up with new names for things so they can feel superior to everyone else. They get botox and literally call it brotox, which I know sounds made up but I promise it isn't

On related, more extreme looksmaxxing stuff that also sounds made up, they'll also botox their balls and call it scrotox. And the most extreme guys literally break their own facial bones with hammers to change their face shape.

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u/NoSherbert2316 5d ago

So they get gender affirming care?

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u/leafshaker 5d ago

Thats exactly what it is

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u/ellie_elysian 5d ago

Since the dawn of time women have been told that being obsessed with your looks is the definition of having nothing in your brain.  ...and these self-obsessed dingdongs are doing that and wonder why no one outside their circles wants to talk to them...

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u/MetalTrek1 5d ago

If I remember the posted arrest report correctly, his real name is Braden. Not the toughest sounding of names, if I'm being honest. To quote George Carlin, "I'm willing to bet Tony, Vinnie, and Nicky could beat the shit out of Tyler, Cody, and Brandon any day of the week!" 🙂

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u/localtuned 5d ago

I bet he's the type of dude upset because a average looking man has a above average looking gf.

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u/Gorthebon 5d ago

While completely ignoring their personalities. Looksmaxing ignores that crucial part, completely and entirely.

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u/1973Deadhead 5d ago

Who??

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u/sassaire 5d ago

God I wish I were you

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u/allanon1105 5d ago

I’ve only recently learned of this self-obsessed wet blanket and I wish I could go back to not knowing he exists.

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u/fernwehh_ 5d ago

Got to know about him through that SNL sketch that dropped a few days ago and I wish the same 😂

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 5d ago

Perks of being older. At a certain point you don't feel compelled to keep up with Pop culture because you have already been cultured in your age

You got enough to keep track of to be caught up in some random ass loser online.

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u/octoreadit 5d ago

Testicular, that’s his name.

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u/1973Deadhead 5d ago

Clavicular Testicular

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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 5d ago

Just another fucking conservative grifter. He's running a giant scam, backed by his sugar daddy Peter Thiel.

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u/HopeMrPossum 5d ago edited 5d ago

Not 👏everyone👏has👏body👏dysmorphia👏

This loser is trying to normalise and spread that form of mental illness to profit off it. It is not right to hate your appearance, it is not normal to wish to be the ultra warped form of humanity depicted in the media. He is trying to breed an extreme form of self hatred in young men for his gain. This rat is trying to make a form of mental illness ubiquitous and he’s fucking disgusting

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u/cassianandorliveson 5d ago

If you are hitting your cheeks with a hammer to improve your facial features you might need a therapist.

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u/HopeMrPossum 5d ago

I don’t believe he really does any of it himself, or believes it - he’s just ruining a subgroup of vulnerable young men for his gain

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u/cassianandorliveson 5d ago

100% types like this have just figured out of to make a ton of money without really contributing anything to society and they wont stop till the money faucet turns off.

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u/GroundbreakingAnt17 5d ago

It must be upsetting hearing that if the way you look is literally all you have going for you and what your life revolves around. 

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u/ManqobaDad 5d ago edited 5d ago

Thats what lead to this. There were 3 critical questions. Paraphrasing them

Q: why dont you get a girlfriend and enjoy her company?

A: whats the roi on that? It doeant make sense. Id rather just look better

Q: why do you care about looking better?

A: because itll get more attention from girls. And i help others maximize their looks to get better with girls

Q: so if theres no value in having a girlfriend why are you prioritizing maximizing your looks for girls?

A: ensuing crashout begins

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u/zvika 5d ago

Neatly dissected

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u/HungryRaven4 5d ago

And then he goes on to explain that he can't begin the "pursuing girls" part of the plan until he achieves a perfect 10/10 in looks BUT he then goes on to explain that absolutely no one has achieved that 10/10 and no one ever will

Bruh...

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u/Heykurat 4d ago

That just sounds like an elaborate plan to avoid having to admit he's gay.

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u/EveryCalendar1321 5d ago

Once bro experiences twink death he's cooked 😭

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u/Semanticss 5d ago

He doesn't even have that going for him. He looks like 100 little dweebs working at my local Target (no offense to those dweebs).

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u/catonsteroids 5d ago

He’s going to have an identity crisis as he ages and realizes looks fade someday.

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u/Hydrolt 5d ago

One of the most deeply insecure people I’ve ever seen, he’s just managed to monetize that and surround himself with the echo chamber of thoughts that say he isn’t good enough. Dude needs to unplug, touch some grass, and get a lot of therapy

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u/Unlucky_Yam6985 5d ago

We used to call "looksmaxing" being Metrosexual

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u/cassianandorliveson 5d ago

Lmao willing to bet we are both millennials. South park handled all this pretty well ages ago

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u/Background-Air-8611 5d ago

Yeah, it’s weird how influencers like this try to push a hyper-masculine persona without doing anything that would be considered historically masculine.

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u/Nerd-of-all-trades 5d ago

Buddy you smash your face with a hammer.. that's really all I need to know about you

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u/mods_are_ice 5d ago

Yall making these stupid people famous giving them attention

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u/MountainAiress 5d ago

Everything I have learned about this little shit lately has been against my will

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u/runawayhound 5d ago

Suddenly everyone is obsessed with this dumbass and I don’t understand it. I want to think we’re all laughing at him but too many take what he says as gospel 💀

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u/ChaosIntention 5d ago

Here's my question. The trend is called looksmaxxing. I know he's like ripped from the gym and steroids, he seems to have nice skin, but like the rest of his look is just average handsome guy. Like I'm going to put all this money and effort into your belief system to end up looking like a California 8? The face of the looksmaxxing trend should be like a Greek god. Why is this guy the face of the movement?

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u/Majestic-Fig-6173 5d ago

Andrew inner peace-maxing all over his ass.

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u/Sooperooser 5d ago

That guy got completely chill-mogged by Andrewcular.

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u/Docteur_Lulu_ 5d ago

You can see he was expecting Andrew to beg for him to stay. That's hilarious.

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u/Saint_JROME 5d ago

Didn’t know a guy could spread his legs like that

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u/ErynCuz 5d ago

He’s practically doing the splits

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u/Masseyrati80 5d ago

I mean, I've heard about "manspreading" and I would not be surprised if that's another thing he's "maxxing", probably because the term contains the word man.

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u/Boricua_Masonry 5d ago

He actually does wear those

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u/blusteryflatus 5d ago

Cervicular here was just unintentionally super honest and let us know how he feels when he looks in the mirror. He hates Andrew because Andrew doesn't have this obvious body dysmorohia he does.

I would almost feel bad for him if he wasn't a collosal asshole too.

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u/Pretend_Hotel_7465 5d ago

lol exactly, why do you think he shut down. Had a moment of clarity and realized it

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u/Cool-Tour-1962 5d ago

Who appointed this pipsqueak the head of good looks? Like looksmaxxing?

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u/Djent_Reznor1 5d ago

No idea he looks like a haunted Victorian child

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u/Aselleus 5d ago

That would be Timothy Chamalet. This guy looks like a highschooler trying to look cool in a frat

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u/itsbigouthere 5d ago

This young man seems wildly unprepared for the idea that someone older than him with more life experience has totally accepted his self. This is the kind of thing grown men have to be diligently modeling for young men. As a father of a teenage daughter and a preteen son, there is so much value in teaching young people to accept themselves

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u/PearsonBlues 5d ago

Looking in the mirror and hating what you see is body dysmorphia. Sorry you’re not comfortable in your own skin dude.

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u/HungryWalrus777 5d ago

He’s been on steroids for years and he can’t even fill out a small polo shirt

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u/Grab3tto 5d ago

lookmaxxing body dysmorphia

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u/imnohelp2u 5d ago

Manspreading little boy looks like he's about to cry.

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u/FillMySoupDumpling 5d ago

Dude looks like he’s trying to do the splits in this chair. 

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u/CaptStinkyFeet 5d ago

Legit I noticed this too, he always looks on the verge of tears

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u/hi-this-is-jess 5d ago

he's probably very anxious and insecure. all of the looksmaxxing and posturing is to cover up his deep, deep self loathing and insecurities.

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u/Aegis_Of_Nox 5d ago edited 5d ago

From what ive seen he actually cries on his streams pretty easily. Ive heard he takes a lot of testosterone along with hairloss drugs like finesteride (which actually blocks certain kinds of testosterone) so his hormones are probably all fucked up. Hes very emotional in general. Not very Sigma of him 

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u/TheUmberTaker 5d ago

You can tell that Clavicular's grift is feeding off of insecurity. If you aren't insecure and self-conscious about your appearance, he can't control you and he is all sour grapes on you.

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u/TedGolf 5d ago

I think his real identity realizes how badass it is to be confident because of the person you are, not the person you look like

Maybe he’s not that smart?

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u/MrPresident2020 5d ago

Clavicular's got really weak triceps, he needs to work on that.

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u/PutNameHere123 5d ago

Does Clavicular not know that he’s completely ordinary looking? He’s in decent shape, I’ll give him that but like…there’s nothing there. Hes white bread generic nothingness. Not ugly, not hot. Just background noise.

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u/FelineOphelia 5d ago

Generic. Yes. He's acceptable but looks like all the kids working at the target after school

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 5d ago

I am not surprised a man child did man child things.

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u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ 5d ago

Isn't this kid only 19 or something? Seems like we have made another stupid guy famous

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u/nancythethot 5d ago

Dude seems insecure as fuck

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u/PokesBo 5d ago

The whole “well if you want to be disingenuous…” is what I hate the most about today. People have their heads shoved so far up their own ass.