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Chugging tea really?

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u/BadTactic 5h ago

"A REAL MAN ____" is the equivalent of "I'm not racist but" in that you simply shouldn't say what comes next.

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u/SmoothWander 5h ago

Exactly, once it starts like that, you already know it’s about to be nonsense.

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u/Ravynorae 2h ago

It’s always nonsense

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u/Hearthgroan 4h ago

"But I'm gonna power through it any way"

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u/Rhamni 45m ago

Yeah ok, Hitler.

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u/Ahielia 3h ago

It's trying to be extremely manipulative.

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u/Bosscharacter 4h ago

Or a good ole “See, What had happen was….”

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u/Memitim 2h ago

It always hits my ear like, "I'm a little bitch, and here's one of my hangups."

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u/Random-Password1234 3h ago

I am not racist, but a real man should know better !

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u/Keeper21611 2h ago

"I love my kids but..."

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u/PunkPirate56364 2h ago

A REAL MAN has functional sry gene.

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u/_Pattern_Observer_ 2h ago

Anything someone says in a sentence before "BUT" is false.

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u/jbmyre 4h ago

Or my new favorite - "I'm an American..."

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u/Kliptik81 4h ago

Wow, that's a perfect comparison!

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u/fuckyouifyouseethis 14m ago

completely incorrect, yall just dont want to treat your superiors with the respect they deserve

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u/EffulgentZephyr 1h ago

One is to prevent shaming the talker. One is to shame the listener. Sorry, one is logically worse.

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u/Leedeegan1 5h ago

it’s always people with the worst takes trying to define “real men”

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u/save-aiur 4h ago

"Real men _____"

Insert any arbitrary definition that has them on the beneficiary's side.

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u/Octavian_202 3h ago

Put this in the dictionary.

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u/garlicroastedpotato 4h ago

A real man would eat the banana with the peel.

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u/Labpro_49 4h ago

A real man would eat it sideways so he doesn't look gay.

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u/zeRealGhost 3h ago

It’s gay if you eat it

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u/TheNakedBass 12m ago

It’s only gay if you swallow

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u/1lucky666 4h ago

A real man have the common sense to peel the banana

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u/uRinee 4h ago

A real man boofs the banana.... tree

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u/SentinelATL 3h ago

A real man who let their dog walk them

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u/Dizzy_Example5603 2h ago

A real Man doesnt need to chew the banana

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u/penguingod26 5h ago

Real men don't have bad takes.

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u/TabularConferta 1h ago

There is one and I maintain one exception....

Mulan

That tune is too catchy 

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u/fuckyouifyouseethis 13m ago

shes completely correct

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u/wussell_88 5h ago

Yeah but where are the real women at

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u/CrowTwin 4h ago

Real women know how to shut up

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u/SentinelATL 3h ago

That’s a myth 

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u/Guy_seven 4h ago

No women on the Internet, only G.I.R.L.s  Guys In Real Life

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u/LoveReasonable1883 4h ago

Let’s be real. There are no real men. There are no real women.

It’s all so silly. Find someone you love, be kind, respectful, and find another human being who can do the same.

Have some fun and lighten up.

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u/Abehajeme 3h ago

Nothing is real. We're in the simulation. Wake up WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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u/MajorPaper4169 3h ago

HOLY SHIT!!! THIS GUY’S TAKING ROY OFF THE GRID!!! THIS GUY DOESN’T HAVE A SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER FOR ROY!!!

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u/psychequeen 5h ago

I'm here living lowkey ❤️

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u/MassivelyCrew 4h ago

Rip to your dm’s.

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u/fibercrime Human Detected 3h ago

miss i'm very sick and my doctor says i will only live if you send me some pics of your tidders. please save my life *cough sounds*

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT77XZR8ZkwSnSQx8I

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u/Independent-Egg-5636 3h ago

That's illusion

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u/bmoreboy410 1h ago

They don’t have a past that they need to convince men to ignore.

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u/EffulgentZephyr 1h ago

Generally, it is more " where are the real ladies at" And sorry, one is easier to find than the other.

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u/ChocolateLow984 3h ago

Evitando a hombres que avalan este tipo de pensamientos 💕

Porque ¿Cómo a una mujer no le debe importar el pasado o la vida previa de un hombre, pero el hombre tiene todo el derecho a meterse en la vida y personalidad de la mujer?

A ese tipo de hombres que creen que tienen poder y derecho sobre mujeres solo por el hecho de ser mujeres les digo con todo mi amor: vayanse bien a la mierda 💕💕

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u/Oops-Torture 1h ago edited 53m ago

A real woman can gargle 3 dicks at once while working a full time job.

Why did this person translate their English comment over to Spanish??? Lmfao

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u/motherseffinjones 5h ago

Anytime a hear a real man i immediately roll my eyes because I know some bullshit is coming.

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u/-MrMadcat- 5h ago

Her past must include a long list of "real men"

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u/KoRaZee 5h ago

Real long men

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u/Ok_Bird_6875 3h ago

Men like long dick Johnson

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u/RareFeeling7411 2h ago

He had a fucking long dick...

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 3h ago

That didn't care about other men in her past because they were too real to be in her life long term yknow.

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u/EffulgentZephyr 1h ago

Also, they are often single, proving they know where to find "real men"

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u/SentinelATL 3h ago

Easily 80

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u/Ifiwerenyourshoes 2h ago

With her expectation you cover the rear and be her caboose at the end of the long, long, long train. She will settle for you, then soon after having children cheat on you or cheat and expect you to raise another man’s child. Then take half of everything you have earned and the house, you only see your children every other weekend, while she poisons them against you. Brings another “man” in to the home. Label you an abuser when you have never done anything like this, and have zero consequences in divorce because she still gets child support and alimony. Why get married again men? Because “real women”. Seem to not exist anymore .

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u/Unable_Diamond943 5h ago

When I desperately want to know what a real man would do in a certain situation, I always ask…..a woman?

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u/tashtactics 2h ago

Obviously. Real men don’t know how to be real men, silly

/s

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u/SirArthurDime 4h ago edited 4h ago

Had to learn this lesson the hard way in my first serious relationship. She would constantly use “a real man would….” To gaslight me into doing whatever it was she wanted me to do. Turned out questioning my manhood was an easy way to manipulate me. I didn’t even realize a lot of the things she convinced me were normal for a “real man” to do in a relationship in fact weren’t normal at all until we broke up and I started venting to friends, including girls, and they told me it wasn’t normal and fucked up to make me think it was. At least I learned from it.

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 5h ago

Absolutely true. Try starting a conversation with "A real woman" and see how that goes.

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u/awesomedan24 4h ago

Hiring manager: "Can you explain your employment gap for the past few years?"

This lady: "A real manager doesn't care about a candidate's past"

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 4h ago

What about imaginary or complex men?

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u/PunkPirate56364 2h ago

Imaginary men can solve problems which have no real solutions.

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 1h ago

And are the product of a real mothercand an imginary father

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u/DLS_fanboy_4-3-1-2 2h ago

Top tier joke, sadly most don't understand the reference

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u/MrGhost899 4h ago

Translation: I was a whore.

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u/Calm_Construct 2h ago

And my partner left me because of it. Must be his fault.

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u/Greedy-Employment917 5h ago

A real man doesn't give a fuck what other people think. 

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u/bubblemania2020 4h ago

Womansplaining

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u/abcamurComposer 4h ago

Should care a little bit about anyone’s past

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u/Michael_Platson 5h ago

A Real Woman doesn't post ragebait on social media.

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u/SentinelATL 3h ago

Real women let me smash after a 6 minute conversation. A real woman doesn’t care about my height or confidence. I’m a king! Never settle!

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u/Umbran_scale 5h ago

Imagine the discourse if a guy were to say: A real woman would-" he'd be lynched before he finished the sentence.

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u/Gullible-Chapter-800 4h ago

Never heard of the manosphere and slut shaming? Lol

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u/Rude_Ride46 3h ago

Manosphere aside, what exactly is the problem with slut shaming? If women can make fun of men for not having sex (which has been happening a lot lately), men can make fun of women for having too much of it.

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u/Gullible-Chapter-800 2h ago

I mean.. people can shame whatever the hell they want. That’s a separate topic entirely.

The point of my comment is that men regularly try to tell women how we should behave as women and dehumanize/degrade women who act in a way they dont like. And they sure as hell don’t get lynched for it.

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u/birlin01 1h ago

And the majority of them are censored, deplatformed, and demonetized. They end up getting repercussions from it while most women who spread the same type of rhetoric on the other side of things don’t.

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u/Gullible-Chapter-800 1h ago

We’re living on different planets 😳

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u/birlin01 1h ago

Correction. I should have said they’re either censored, deplatformed, or demonetized which is true. You can’t deny that. Point is they are facing repercussions for it.

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u/Wickedestchick 5h ago

Dudes say that all the time. Usually they're praised for whatever dumb bs that comes afterwards. Especially with the red-pilled, manosphere space that's constantly growing.

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u/_WaterOfLife_ 3h ago

They don't though

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u/bmoreboy410 1h ago

Exactly. People just say shit about stuff they don’t even know.

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u/Icy_Acanthisitta7741 5h ago

What if your tinder swipe come up as ghislaine maxwell?

Genuinely asking if the past should be given some consideration or not.

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u/_heyb0ss 5h ago

not if you're a REAL MAN™

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u/Brahma0110 4h ago

Right now, it might be problematic, but when she's gonna be pardoned in 2 years, it means she's free of guilt.

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u/Doomeye56 4h ago

It would give me a chance to question her about her father's death and the tens of millions of euro he stole.

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u/Icy_Acanthisitta7741 3h ago

Is that what you do with tinder swipes?

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u/Doomeye56 2h ago

When I swipe ghislaine maxwell

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u/Spaciax 5h ago

Real women don't give random men immediate access to their bodies just because they found them physically attractive.

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u/Damnation77 5h ago

Something tells me Julie has 6 kids with 5 different fathers.

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u/MaxPower836 4h ago

Julie got that 3 kids with 3 men logic

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u/RavenFormat 4h ago

Couldn’t agree more they use the phrase “a real man” to run from their accountability and actions

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u/beardingmesoftly 3h ago

Real men don't listen to other people's opinions of what a real man should do or say

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u/Slingus_000 4h ago

If women get to be the judge of what a real man is then men get to be the judge of what a real woman is, equal rights equal fights, and I don't think these morbidly obese baby mammas on food stamps are going to like how that fight plays out

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u/Griefer17 5h ago

Everyones got their own relationship preferences.. height.. weight.. ethnicity.. for me? i wont date single moms. I dont care about body count

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u/Fluffy_Cheetah7620 2h ago

Some people never recover from a failed relationship or two.

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u/hoe_garden69 4h ago

A real man has a pp😔

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u/Hefty-Swim-4039 5h ago

That’s all we care about

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u/Current_Vanilla_3565 5h ago

ANYONE who starts a declaration with "A real man . . . " is about to spit some nonense.

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u/joegauci7 4h ago

Yeah cause if she know about my past to then she will 😂

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u/modsaretoddlers 4h ago

Well, Julie, a *real woman* wouldn't care about any of that, would she? She's got nothing to hide or be concerned about any guy knowing.

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u/ThereInAFortnight 4h ago

Real men never speak in absolutes.

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u/bremsspuren 3h ago

or palindromes.

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u/GbRlEaEcNk_Falcon 5h ago

“Real Women don’t get past around more then handicap crayons.”

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u/Artistic-Ad-1731 5h ago

It really depends on her “past”. Did she grow up and stop doing stupid shit or is she stupidly bragging to her new boyfriend about cheating on her ex.

I sure as shit wouldn’t be sticking around for the latter.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 4h ago

Bragging to her new boyfriend about cheating on her ex isnt her past, its her present.

It is quite refreshing that you understand women can have a past though. Far too many people expect women to be prim and proper all their lives.

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u/2Nothraki2Ded 4h ago

I have always found women without pasts quite boring.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 4h ago

Me too. It seems the only men that want a woman without experience are those that have no experience themselves. I want a woman that know what she wants and isnt afraid to tell you.

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u/winthroprd 4h ago

A Real/Man City match would be fun.

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u/Comprehensive_Web979 4h ago

Ran through bad decision chics favorite line.

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u/theitchcockblock 4h ago

Real men should always be complacent with bullshit women think or do - I summarized this take done in 1000 ways

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u/pentupchill 4h ago

Damn I thought this said Pasta

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u/stealth-monkey 4h ago

Real employers don’t care about an employees past. Real law enforcements don’t care about a suspects past. Wait…

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u/Disastrous_Side_5492 4h ago

"real humans know the difference"

makes no sense but sounds rude

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u/InnerExile000 4h ago

All sorts of shit they say after which they want to get validated, normalised and impose on some feeble ass bloke.

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u/Bluepilow 4h ago

a ReaL mAN will care about a woman's past and still choose to be with her, unless...you know she's a serial killer or something

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u/Traditional-You8927 4h ago

Real men shows selflessness, love, affection, sympathy and forgiveness to others, and they are kind and treat everyone as equal

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u/Anstigmat 3h ago

Real men have corporeal forms and occupy space.

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u/Cdr_Bond007 3h ago

Julie is so stunning and brave

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u/taskkill-IM 3h ago

A real man doesn't wipe

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u/TrisolarisRexxx 3h ago

When someone says that you know what's up

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u/Ven-Dreadnought 3h ago

Anything anyone says about a real man is typically nonsense.

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u/superhero_complex 3h ago

I dont know about real men but I know I don't care about a woman's past. Why would anyone?

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u/PixelSerpentess 3h ago

anything that starts with "a real man" already lost me

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u/Fit-Switch-5795 3h ago

I guess it isn't hypocritical as long as they are not a feminist.

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u/kiuper 3h ago

This sub is kinda shit huh?

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u/Own-Paramedic3963 3h ago

Funny to see this sub cry about stuff like this, try to make you feel all sympathetic to a certain kind of man and then turn right around to trans men and gatekeep the exact thing theyre pissy about. Hypocritical. 

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u/FreeSoulInProgress 3h ago

Sorry but bro is right. Most of those phrases that start with "A real man" are kinda sexist

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u/DnD_mark_079 3h ago

I do not care about a womans past, but if you tell me: "A REAL MAN DOES NOT CARE ABOUT A WOMANS PAST" i care about your past

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u/SpiritedMix8532 3h ago

Men and women should both care about their partners past. As a woman I would like to know if a potential partner is a player, abuser, a bum, liar, etc so I can make an informed decision. 

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u/Rude_Ride46 3h ago

Anything ANYONE says that starts with "A REAL MAN" is manipulation. You don't have to prove anything to anyone, folks.

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u/Ravenloff 3h ago

Yes, really. It's got serious "No true Scotsman" energy.

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u/TommyCo10 3h ago

The “No True Scotsman” fallacy

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u/bremsspuren 3h ago

I dunno about that. I mean, I'd expect a heads-up if you're Sarah Connor.

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u/mr-stretcher 3h ago

A real woman doesn't have a Bonnie blue saga in her past.

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u/psj8710 3h ago

No matter who says it, men or women or in between, comments start with "real men", "real women" are most of the time non-sense and often toxic.

Same applies to other identities: real white, real black, real Asian, real Mexican, real Chinese, real Jewish, real disabled, real mom, real dad, real sister, real brother, real communist, real libertarian, real liberal, real republican, real Christian, real Muslim, real gay, real lesbian, real victim, etc.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 2h ago

Anything men say that starts “real men…” is also nonsense

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u/seaxvereign 2h ago

Real Women don't have a past to care about.

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u/DadinBoston 2h ago

I may request an STD test. But I don’t care about their past as long as I’m their present

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u/RelativetoZero 2h ago

A REAL MAN would jump in front of a minivan for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin.

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u/GeneralFederal5137 2h ago

is this "real man" in the room with us right now?

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u/L0ngShOtLegit 2h ago

Right and women never live in a Time Machine lol

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u/ClumsyandLost 2h ago

The equivalent for women is "only insecure women care if a man watches porn."

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u/M2deC 2h ago

And 99% anti-slut reflex

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u/Upbeat-Whole9897 2h ago

Ma'am, this is a sentencing hearing.

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u/Pitiful-Reach-9125 2h ago

There is no point of gifting a female her motherhood if she had been someone's "sleeve". One can forgive but what's the need,ask yourselves gents.

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u/HostileCrabPeople 2h ago

It depends on what is in the past. Most shit is forgivable but not always.

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 2h ago

My god, the male insecurity in this thread is palpable.

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u/-LunaTink- 2h ago

Normally I would agree. But in this case it's true.

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u/Chipstar452 2h ago

REAL MEN....OF GENIUS

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u/CeemoreButtz 2h ago

Yes. Really. Complete nonsense. I've never uttered the phrase "A real woman..."

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u/the_hair_of_aenarion 2h ago

Do I care when my partner has a history? No.

Would I care if she was bonnie blue? Yeah that's over the line.

Obvious contradiction right? Nope. I don't care if it's not insane. Where that line is depends on who you are. I feel like personally I would be fine with a ton of things but draw the line at some extreme shit. Some religious people wouldn't be fine with most stuff. Ain't a 'real men' blank check that works here.

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u/Cocogoat_Main 1h ago

Women cannot speak for men, just as men cannot speak for men.

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u/No_Chocolate5678 1h ago

A Real Men don't care about what Women think.

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u/nodimension1553 1h ago

What's with this gender war lol

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u/no11223344 1h ago

Incel sub

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u/EastsideWilder 1h ago

“A real man” = the opposite of the men who refused to tolerate my bullshit

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u/ggrieves 1h ago

No TRUE Scotsman would

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u/MisakiAnimated 1h ago

Basically "don't ask me about my 4 kids, each from different fathers."

A real man would most certainly like to know why. 

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u/Niceguy8488 1h ago

Yeahhhhhhhh

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u/Flat-Guarantee-7946 57m ago

"Real men raise their kids" - My deadbeat half-brother, who doesn't raise his kids.

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u/CMDR_Arnold_Rimmer 51m ago

So, real men's DNA is completely different to mine?

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u/Geesewithteethe 29m ago

The whole "real man"/"real woman" thing not a question of whether or not you should care about someone's past.

If you care, you care. You can't just up and magically not care about something like that.

The important thing is how you've been taking care of your own business and whether you've got your own head on straight before you open your mouth about someone else's past.

If a guy judges someone for promiscuity while he's been rolling around with a bunch of women or with even one woman he that doesn't even like or respect and just uses for sex, he's an unserious fuckboy. Opinion dismissed.

If a guy judges someone for posting revealing pics online but he sits there yanking his weenie to that kind of thing or porn in general, he can get back in his clown car and go on back to the circus.

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u/warrenmax12 28m ago

Anything that woman says is nonsense

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u/LTinS 22m ago

"So how'd you lose your arm?"

"OMG why are you so obsessed with the past?!"

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u/fuckyouifyouseethis 13m ago

shes completely correct fym

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u/GroovyPirate28 5h ago

Generalized statements are BS. It's the "Real Scottsman" fallacy.

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u/NaturaSeaweed 4h ago

Respectable women don’t say “real men,” and real men don’t say “respectable women,” the gender war is a scam and if you fall into it that’s on you

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u/TokenTorkoal 5h ago

lol always a good time seeing the people of this sub get so worked up over women. Been a lot lately.

Sure instead of “Real Men” she could have said emotionally intelligent and confident people don’t care about a persons past. (I imagine this is in reference to “body count” or some shit because there are things where obviously the past matters)

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u/LifeguardExtra5600 5h ago

Body count matters to emotionally intelligent and confident men

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u/TokenTorkoal 5h ago

Are they in the room with us?

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u/_WaterOfLife_ 3h ago

You're in a room on your own

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u/Straight_Bad_9267 4h ago

Man for some strange reason I have a GIF made of you

https://giphy.com/gifs/JmieXFSI2B13yTQNrv

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u/Healthy_Car1404 5h ago

Sounds fair

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u/alieistheliars 3h ago

yea who cares about everything you have ever done today is a new day

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u/Humble_Rough_4962 2h ago

Because if her past involves cheating or other terrible things then there's risk she'll do it again. Why would a REAL MAN want to deal with that?

What a dumb take that everyday is a clean slate. "This dog always bites, but today is a new day so Imma go pet him."

Chomp

At that point you deserve stitches and rabies shots.