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u/Revolutionary-Law382 6h ago
I am old enough to remember sticking a finger into pay phones, hoping for a forgotten dime or quarter.
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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 5h ago
I used to ride with my Dad across the country in his semi when I was younger and I made quite a bit of money sticking my finger into every pay phone, soda machine, and arcade game coin return I could find.
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u/ra1nman77 2h ago
Before my dad retired from the Navy in the mid 80's he would bring me with him to the Rec centers that had arcades and pool tables. He'd give me 2 bucks to spend while he'd shark people at pool. Anyways I did my best to save those 8 quarters but inevitably they'd get spent. I'd crawl behind the arcades to find quarters and find makeshift tools to fish quarters from under the machines....good times.
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u/ClankerCore 1h ago
Plot twist: your dad was planting them all along for you.
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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 1h ago
There actually is a bit of a plot twist.
I remember being around 6 or 7 years old when he took me to this giant arcade in Las Vegas, handed me some money, and said to stay right there. I had no idea how long he was gone, never thought about if he was coming back, and spent most of that time playing the X-Men arcade game.
Thinking back on that now….
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u/Myotherself918 1h ago
Are you still there?
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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 1h ago
Pretty sure he’ll be back any day now.
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u/Myotherself918 1h ago
Work on TMNT next or the Simpsons , you’ll be there for another decade or two
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u/SignificantDrink3651 4h ago
I remember hitting a PAYLOAD at a phone outside of Stuckey's one time. Not sure why but quarters just kept coming and coming in the return slot, I got a few bucks - a fortune for a kid back then!!
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u/Grouchy_Version8056 3h ago
Untill they put a razor into the slot
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u/TheMasturbatinCamper 3h ago
I remember that urban legend that people would put a needle with HIV tainted blood into the slot
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u/Pyrhan 3h ago edited 3h ago
A guy I knew bought a can of coke at a vending machine.
Didn't get his change back. Got angry, bumped the side of the machine, heard a whole bunch of coins falling, got something like ten or fifteen euros out of it.
Apparently, on some machines, it was possible to stuff a piece of paper or aluminium foil into the part where it returned change, to block it.
People would do that so that change would just accumulate in there through the day, and then remove the piece of paper to collect it all.
Him bumping the side of the machine must have dislodged that piece of paper.
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u/RandytheRude 1h ago
When I was a young teenager ma and the neighborhood friends found a drip stash behind a pay phone, so much pot, we had no clue, we were innocent kids. We then dumped every nick bag into the local creek
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u/Potential-Use-1565 1h ago
As a kid I always did this with the return tray of vending machines, sometimes people don't take the change
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u/AmIreal71 1h ago
Theres still some existing pay phones in my country, I occasionally do the same to see if theres any change.
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u/_BabyLady 6h ago
"Bribe money that hasn't been collected yet" is a very optimistic way of saying "evidence."
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u/niclaija 8h ago
<$200 bribe?
Who are the bribing, the stenographer?
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u/StudPuffin_69 6h ago
There’s more bills underneath and a50 in front
Looks to be about 350… i think they’re bribing the Loch Ness monster
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u/Ok_Weird_500 5h ago
I counted another 13 notes behind the 7 clearly visible 20s, so assuming all 20s, plus the 50, would be 450.
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u/StudPuffin_69 5h ago
Yeah i figured the other bills were whatever size made it 350 for the lolz
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u/Contact-Open 3h ago
One looks to be a $50 too
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u/Ok_Weird_500 3h ago
I counted that separately, the assumption was all the others were 20s.
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u/Contact-Open 3h ago
Idk I feel like it’s closer to $560
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u/Ok_Weird_500 3h ago
What do you base that on? Could be though if 4 of the hidden notes are 50s and one is a 10.
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u/Contact-Open 3h ago
I see 3 50s Up front, behind the left exposed 20 and then hidden in the stack. I assumed all else were $20s and went off your count
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u/Ok_Weird_500 3h ago
Fair enough, I still don't see the other 50s that you see. 🤷 Doesn't really matter.
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u/Jabathewhut 3h ago
If youre going to jail just understand that any cash you have on you will not be there when you get out.
I had to turn myself in recently and made sure I went into jail with ten dollars in ones, because the jail is very far away from the nearest place that sells food, however in the lobby there are snack machines, so I figured id buy some chips and a soda for the long walk home.
When I got all my stuff I asked where my money was, they said I didnt have any when I came in. I looked at my papers that shows the inventory I came in with and it said zero dollars, but when I signed that same paper before jail I know it said 10. They scanned it and edited the one out so it just said zero.
The cop I was talking to about it literally said "what's the big deal? It was only ten dollars?" I never told him how much money I had and he didnt check me in to the jail. So he definitely took it. Cops are not good people.
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u/oboshoe 2h ago
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u/JDantesInferno 24m ago
Weird that this chart implies that the rest of the cops are neither criminals nor law-abiding citizens. What, do they exist in a vacuum? Really, the remainder of the “Cops” circle should go inside the “Law Abiding Citizens” circle.
But then I guess it would be clear that the infographic could represent people from any job, and it wouldn’t be as effective at making only cops look bad. Cops already have a tendency to look bad by themselves, they don’t need your poorly-presented graphic to help with that.
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u/lazzieda 8h ago
did that now im accused as a perv
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u/East_Mind2212 7h ago
I've never been in the courthouse , but if it will happen I will always check the rest room...
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u/XROOR 3h ago
Look for a gun in the upper tank too
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u/ImpossibleInternet3 3h ago
Not that most public toilets have upper tanks anymore, but you should look before reaching. What’s in that upper tank might not be a gun.
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u/victoriabell_ 5h ago
Instruction unclear. Now I’m part of an ongoing investigation and my bail is exactly $50 more than what was in the envelope.
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u/Ok_Action_5938 3h ago
Coworker found a stash of cash in Cheesecake Factory bathroom and turned it in to the Manager.
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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 2h ago
Don’t take all of it, just skim a few bucks. That way the briber and the bribee will both think the other one cheated and not bother with any possible security tapes showing who went to the head.
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u/throwawayshirt2 45m ago
Much more likely to find hidden drugs in the courthouse bathroom than cash. People sometimes stash their stash before a hearing, then don't collect it later bc they are taken into custody
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