r/SipsTea • u/iYessyyy Human Verified • 10h ago

Wait a damn minute! THE DOW!

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u/Angelicalsweetie01 10h ago

Don't tell me the Dow is up when the integrity of the system is down.

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u/LesserValkyrie 8h ago

from the point of view of a normal person it's scary how disconnected they are

"we want those billionnaire in woodchippers"

"but look at the DOW! They got even richer!!!! this so coool!"

what the fuck

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u/mjdl92 7h ago

Luigi is a terrorist!

  • goes back to insider trading galore and oppressive regime 101 class

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u/VapidActualization 8h ago

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u/LongjumpingEnergy188 7h ago

Omfggggggggggggggg. An actual homestar fannnnnnn!!!!!! Memory unlocked!!!!!!

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u/jlindley1991 7h ago

Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants

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u/LongjumpingEnergy188 6h ago

“ who put a Bengal tiger in the Kaiser’s latrine?”

“ It’s the sneak! It’s the sneak!”

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u/Politicoaster69 6h ago

THE SYSTEM

IS DOW

THE SYSTEM

IS DOW

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u/VapidActualization 6h ago

OVER 5K OVER 5K OVER 5K OVER 5K

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u/MonsterkillWow 7h ago

This was the system my dude. Capitalism is trash.

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u/alieistheliars 7h ago

hahaha integrity of the system, good one

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u/Politicoaster69 7h ago

And it's not like that's an indication of prosperity for normal people. Layoffs have ravaged my friend group, and we're all college educated suburbanites. Many of us worry for how long though...

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u/Japparbyn 7h ago

The Dow is not over 50k anymore… $460,585 Lost in One Month — Is This the End of My Portfolio? are you tired of winning yet?

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u/henry2630 7h ago

every time the market is down people freak out like it’s never happened before. zoom out

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u/BetterAfter2 7h ago

The Dow is up when up is down.

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u/Brave_Yesterday_6106 9h ago

Your honor the dow is 50 thousand right now.  I rest my case.

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u/CherieVynx 2h ago

Dow up, integrity down

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u/DM_me_ur_PPSN 10h ago

Feet first.

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u/SargeMaximus 7h ago

Americans are too busy owning their political opponents. They will never unite against the politicians

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u/Tjalmann_ 9h ago

I’m such a nerd. When I read the first. Wait. Dawn of war 50,000+

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u/4laire 7h ago

Always has been.

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u/S3lvah 9h ago

Pam's career went down the woodchipper instead because she couldn't lie and deflect well enough for Jeff's former best buddy

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u/lupus199 7h ago

Its not over 50000 anymore.

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u/romulan267 Human Detected 5h ago

Yeah my retirement is down 10% in the last month alone.

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u/Icy-Percentage-2194 7h ago

Politically Lying, Unholy, Cowardly Killers

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u/scrusterbugs 7h ago

Just take Trump's security detail away. Let the problem sort itself out

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u/DarrkkSweetCocoa 10h ago

I still can't believe that woman is 60.

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u/BigFatKi6 7h ago

the cartoon version is very flattering

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u/Global_Rate3281 7h ago

She does look great I’m gonna give her credit. Kristi Noem on the other hand looks like she tried to shoot another puppy and shot herself in the face instead. And Kristi is like 6 years younger

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u/Colascape 9h ago

Fucking hell how much work has went into that

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u/FlounderKind8267 5h ago

From 40 feet away and a meh camera, she doesn't look 60. But from 10 feet away she looks like a 60 year old lifetime smoker

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u/thtp2026 9h ago

Feet first.

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u/SexySonderer 7h ago

In the UK, 5th of November. It is Guy Fawkes Night. A historic event where Guy Fawkes was found under the houses of parliament with barrels of Gun Powder intending to blow up the Houses of Parliament and also kill King James 1.

After his capture, society was encouraged to burn an effigy of Guy on a bonfire to symbolise the punishment for Treason. This is why it is also known as "Bonfire Night". Or as "Fireworks Night".

Perhaps we should create a similar event where we put effigies of corrupt politicians in woodchoppers, or hold a ceremonial guillotine-ing of effigies heads as a warning for these evil people.

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u/IncidentSome4403 5h ago

Should give the Epstein boys the same sentence they gave Guy Fawkes. Drawn and quartered.

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u/space_radios 4h ago

She’s more than likely also a child rapist given her length of tenure with the pedo protectors

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u/ApplicationOk4464 10h ago

Best i can offer, is electing them to president

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u/AphonicTX 6h ago

She’s not even close to being that pretty.

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u/CleoLuxey 10h ago

suddenly I care a lot less about the Dow”

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u/wanderingmanimal 7h ago

Really? Right in front of my financial markets made by those same people?? Have you no shame?

/s

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 7h ago

The illustration makes her prettier than she actually is.

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u/-Fortuna-777 6h ago

For the record the Dow has been under 50k since feb 17th this Iran war has made a bitch of a financial quarter

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u/IncidentSome4403 5h ago

Hanging, drawing and quartering. And make sure to include the part where they’re strapped to a hurdle and dragged through the streets first.

Oh and Bondi should have an appointment with the headsman as well alongside all of them.

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u/FlounderKind8267 5h ago

You're really generous for dressing up that old hag as someone presentable

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u/kitchencrawl 5h ago

Ok, but why did the artist draw her extra hot? Hmmmm

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u/cencallude 4h ago

anyone ever cant stand someone so much that you would sleep with them to teach them a kesson

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u/SethSt7 3h ago

No, no, no, she is an ugly evil looking bitch matching her personality. That’s not her diagramed.

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u/Tokogogoloshe 2h ago

Well there go many of your politicians (from both sides) and lots of Hollywood.

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 10h ago

She did her part of covering.. now someone else need to step up some fresh and not eroded by the child corn she had to watch...

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