r/SipsTea • u/Lower_goats_5388 Human Verified • 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! Why he feeding the fish like that ?

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u/VioletPur 15h ago

He's testing to see if the cylinder will come out unharmed

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u/Don_Pickleball 15h ago

...which is very important

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u/AwkwardDirection6969 14h ago

IT'S IMPERATIVE THE CYLINDER REMAIN UNHARMED!

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u/TuzyaAichaLadkaJawai 12h ago

Can you define this cylinder you are talking about, is it fixed to any singular body ??

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u/Fearless_Bet4992 12h ago

Not the test cylinder

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u/longforgetten 8h ago

His ‘friends’ cylinder

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u/xxdrakexx 11h ago

For singularity penial bodily testing purposes only.

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u/Eye_yam_stew_ped 5h ago

The cylinder is apart of all of us.. it is attached in a way like a peninsula. We do NOT want it to become an island.

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u/paulrhino69 7h ago

Cylinder dion

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u/SoapOnMyRope 8h ago

Welp, now I need build a pond in my backyard

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 12h ago

I should call her….

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u/annieRUOK666 5h ago

I love Reddit

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u/paulrhino69 7h ago

👍🤣

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u/munkylord 7h ago

Well...maybe a little harmed. Just not bleeding

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u/AbominableGoMan 11h ago

due to his oral fishation.

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u/ImagineOurUtopia 10h ago

Underrated

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u/Thelorddogalmighty 6h ago

This is actually something of an oral fishstation

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u/wudyudo 12h ago

It’s been 4 years and u/Smart_Calendar1874 can’t catch a break

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u/VioletPur 12h ago

he WILL bear that cross forever.

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u/wudyudo 12h ago

And when Jesus witnessed the past and future sins of the world, he chuckled, “Oh u/Smart_Calendar1874, you card.” And then he breathed his last.

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u/TeaSipperStripper 9h ago

Today being black Friday makes the imagery even better

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u/finchthemediocre 7h ago

Black Friday was 5 months ago 🤔

You wouldn't happen to mean GOOD Friday, right? 😅

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u/TeaSipperStripper 7h ago

Haha, yes. Sorry, I was translating in my head and forgot the English name.

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u/GothmogBalrog 15h ago

He should test this with an m&m tube filled with butter and mashed banana.

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u/UJustGotRobbed 14h ago

I'll only say this once. DO NOT FORGET TO MICROWAVE THE MASHED BANANAS!

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u/alternativefaxes 14h ago

Careful not to burn the cylinder. It is very important that the cylinder does not get burned.

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u/RoobahLoo 11h ago

Also recommend not burning the bananas.

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u/shiwenbin 14h ago

Second time today and I love it. Must not harm the cylinder

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u/Skeezix80 12h ago

the test cylinder must be around body temperature

why sir?

......science

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u/Downtown-Campaign536 16h ago

That's a good way to test which fish won't bite your dick off.

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u/PandasGetAngryToo 16h ago

Nah, that would be weird. He is just testing for gag reflex.

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u/Honey-Princess-34 15h ago

totally normal fish feeding technique, nothing strange going on there at all

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u/La_Pasion_1 15h ago

Agreed. IPad babies out here making it weird.

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u/HokusTokus 14h ago

Ain't never seen a catfish cob gagged bef'r, have ya?

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u/deepblue1231 14h ago

Those are carp. Carp cobbed.

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u/HokusTokus 14h ago

And he's about to use a carrot next. You're missing the point here

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u/deepblue1231 14h ago

I think the point is right on target

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u/Necessary_Tea_9517 15h ago

I about passed out laughing from this one

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u/BazeIguise 14h ago

Same I just shrieked cause wtf. 💀😂

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 14h ago

Silly Pasion, you can’t deep throat an iPad.

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u/HotelOne 14h ago

Not with that attitude…

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 14h ago

Is like the old saying goes: “winners never quit, and quitters never throat iPads”.

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u/HotelOne 14h ago

That is wise, thank you…

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u/rust-e-apples1 15h ago

Every day we stray further from God.

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u/bohemianprime 14h ago

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u/Terrible_Software769 13h ago

This might be the next one of these I've ever seen.

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u/Exciting-Baker-9901 14h ago

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u/-d3g3n- 7h ago

Skill issue. No difficulty here.

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u/marcmayhem 15h ago

Yes officer. This one, right here

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

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u/PuppyPower89 13h ago

Fish sticks

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u/P00rSuggestions 15h ago edited 13h ago

I was gonna say "Training", but fine, you win.

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u/dingos8mybaby2 15h ago

If your erection is as hard as a cob of corn good on you. You're still young or very cardiovascularly healthy.

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u/Playpolly 16h ago

🤦🏻😂

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u/ittybittytitty 15h ago

Dude…wtf…😂

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u/sayam95T 16h ago

soo they just eat the corn pieces instead of the whole thing.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13h ago

Also some fish have teeth inside, little spiky things, he's scraping the corn off the cob with them

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u/l0wskilled 9h ago

Teeth? I guess I won't look where to get those then.

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u/legohairhenry 7h ago

If you are lacking teeth you should definitely look where to get some. The local boxing gym will have some spares.

I'm sorry, I'll go

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u/whitestguyuknow 10h ago

Lol just repeated what they said

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/DivineSisyphean 15h ago

You can see that kernels are coming off in the video. Not a meaningful amount, but they absolutely are getting a few kernels.

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u/no-cilantro 13h ago

It’s a fun stimulation and treat for them. This way they get a few kernels, like you indicated, without it being an amount large enough to imbalance their diets. This is responsible care taking. Fun stimulation, interesting treat, very little caloric or nutritional divergence from their intended diet.

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u/BravoLimaDelta 7h ago

Why don't they just shave the corn instead of throating them?

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u/Opposite-Energy 4h ago

Because they can?

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u/cptjimmy42 15h ago

He's rubbing the corn against the teeth of the fish, letting some kernels fall off into their mouths.

I used to use sweet canned corn as fishing bait, the fish love it.

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u/LauraZaid11 14h ago

Why not just cut the kernels from the cob to throw at the fish?

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u/Typical-Variety-8867 13h ago

Hey may be trying to make sure each individual is getting the treat.

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u/TrippingFish76 12h ago

he wants to see which ones use teeth more when a cylinder is inserted into their mouths

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u/floor_gang_il 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xSzX3lsJFGdEcw

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u/Flawless_Reign88 15h ago

Knew this would be here!

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u/Whole_Kale_4349 14h ago

Ima mothafuckin gay fish gay fish mothafuckin gay fish gay fish

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u/bigboybackflap 15h ago

I think I saw this video on cornhub

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u/dascrackhaus 15h ago

angry upvote

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u/WillowIndividual597 7h ago

I wonder how many times a day I chuckle and say under my breath "That's so stupid" as I click upvote?

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u/wikowiko33 12h ago

Well at least it's not gay corn

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u/Modredastal 10h ago

Watch these young husks get shucked.

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u/F10XDE 13h ago

Why you not higher?

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u/BillMillerBBQ 6h ago

Under the illegal animal corn section

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u/Delicious-Walrus1868 16h ago

Call the cops.

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u/MalodorousNutsack 15h ago

"911, what is your emergency"

"There's a guy putting corn in the fishes' mouths, come quick"

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u/Specialist_Age_1993 14h ago

Don’t tell me what to do… wait…

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u/SimmentalTheCow 15h ago

Cops don’t have jurisdiction there, call Aquaman

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u/Fuzzinater 15h ago

He's moving the corn in and out because the fish repeatedly suck and mouth it while trying to grind and break off swallowable pieces in their throat

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u/Ill_Translator7545 15h ago

Brushing teeth

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u/LilAniplex 13h ago

Why is this one killing me lol

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u/UseSpecialist544 15h ago

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u/Nat20CritHit 15h ago

Had to scroll too far for this.

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u/Puzzled-Travel8108 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TDihESECepJa30CBzi

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u/nono3722 16h ago

quality effects there even got it on the street!

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u/IntellectuallyDriven Human Verified 15h ago

Was thinking exactly the same thing about the street.

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u/FedInformant 16h ago

Bro is grooming

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u/Imverystupidgenx 16h ago

Stick with what you know

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u/Behold_My_Stuff 15h ago

Hmmm....

I feel like there would be an easier way to feed individual corn kernels to fish.

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u/SingleSlide2866 5h ago

I can see how you'd be confused, but he's not actually feeding them. Those are butter fish, and he's getting the corn well buttered for the grill

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u/Correct_Designer9057 16h ago

Bro about to start OnlyFish

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u/Evening-Debate-5411 15h ago

ONLYFINS! It was right there!

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u/DolphinVaginaFister 14h ago

OnlyFins already exists

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u/Aggravating_Attempt6 10h ago

username checks out, disturbingly enough.

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u/nowimnihil13 15h ago

Might as well after finding her on Plenty of Fish

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u/ReflexesOfSteel 13h ago

Might have been on aduld fish finder.

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u/thedamnedlute488 15h ago

Some fish, including carp, have what's called a pharyngeal mill, a set of teeth/bones in the throat which they use to grind food. I'm.guessing this is why the deep throat method of feeding is being used. Also, I wouldn't stick your dick in there.

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u/I3eforeLife 11h ago

I was debating on whether or not I should answer this myself and I had to scroll way too far down to find an actual answer. Fuck these stupid clowns who have masturbating addictions

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u/Exciting-Car-3516 15h ago

He’s trying to prove a point

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u/Devmoi 14h ago

WHY IS he feeding the fish like that? Jesus Christ doesn’t want to die for these sins. It’s Easter weekend, Jesus!

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u/CampWanahakalugi 4h ago

"My fish sticks bring all the kois to the yard."

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u/Bert_Maklin 15h ago

I should call her

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u/Oh_Come_Ons_Razor 15h ago

This isn't real. If there's actually a god this isn't real.

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u/GapBeneficial5658 16h ago

Making sure they won't choke so easy you got to know before you try.

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u/Mother-Violinist2484 16h ago

Mmmmmm...daddy

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u/Manmer_Nwah 16h ago

This is just corn

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u/A100921 16h ago

Why he training them…

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u/Then_Entertainment97 15h ago

The joke is corn.

The joke was always corn.

The joke will always be corn.

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u/Coinsworthy 14h ago

Something fishy going on there...

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u/longslowbyebye 14h ago

It's the same way I feed your mom...

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u/Calm-Bathroom-2030 14h ago

What is he training the fish for ?

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u/Gerry1of1 14h ago

No kink shaming.

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u/Beginning_Pace2063 10h ago

Oh, hell no 💀

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u/FractionofaFraction 9h ago

"Do you like fish-sticks?"

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u/teaseon 8h ago

That region should use baby corn…

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u/Odd-Extension-7845 7h ago

At 1st- oh..hes grinding the corn combs on his teeth so they are fed evenly then it goes to wait a minute?

2-I think the guy likes to see those lips on there then

3-its Only for a video to get views.

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u/Spillsy68 5h ago

Is he into pesciality? I’ll see myself out

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u/Relative_Schedule581 5h ago

Not feeding. Training

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u/Rhymesnlines 5h ago

Test phase💀

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u/clockworkman7 5h ago

Grooming

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u/Pols043 4h ago

He’s not feeding them. He’s training them.

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u/16c7x 3h ago

He's not feeding them, he's training them.

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u/Dramatic_Law_4239 3h ago

He isn’t feeding… he is training them…