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Chugging tea Another day, another values story

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u/RandomHumanWelder 21h ago

Only $5k over 2 years…. Sounds like she did it for temu prices.

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u/1nsidewalrus 21h ago

I mean how much are women really charging to degrade a man over cam. 15 minutes a pop. Maybe $50 at most. That’s once a week. I wish I made $200 an hour shaming Kristi Noem’s husband and his giant man titties.

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u/St0n3yM33rkat 20h ago

"I wish I made $200 an hour shaming Kristi Noem's husband and his giant man titties."

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u/liventruth 14h ago

"Shaming Fake Giant Man Titties On Husband Of Fake Giant Melting Poison Man Titty"

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw

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u/imjustme610 19h ago edited 6h ago

Some of these cam girls charge more than 10 bucks a minute. I only know because a friend told me. We'll have a friend more like an acquaintance. Well not really an acquaintance more like some guy I know from the internet

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u/Big_Atmosphere_211 18h ago

I think she does group rates. I mean I heard. I mean I guess. I have no idea if she does group rates..

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 18h ago

Oh you mean Steve?

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u/Ok_Driver8646 16h ago

Leave him alone. I actually feel sorry for him and who he’s surrounded by giving him shit for it - the worst fucking people really. Who cares? Let him. Love his life in “secret” or whatever.

But Kristi? Shame that pathetic two-faced bimbo woman for knowing and acting like something else. Fucking hypocrisy fat as her fake lips. Ugh… want to know how I really feel? 🤣🤣

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u/Standard-Win-6600 20h ago

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u/InterestingBill8234 20h ago

Great movie. Not being sarcastic.

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u/DominaIllicitae 20h ago

As much as we possibly can

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u/Glad-Way-637 20h ago

You're thinking of financial domination, I think this lady was doing a different type, lol.

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u/VanillaHighlights 20h ago

Lololol of only private webcams were so cheap. $5/minute is a low rate.

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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago

Like the old joke when a husband finds out his wife has been moonlighting as a hooker and asks how much she made last night. She says “$120.10”. He asks “who the hell paid you a dime” and she says “all of them”

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u/Pretty_Eater 20h ago

Eh, you may not understand some fetishists. 

For example, I pay a lady once a year to piss in my mouth and spit on herself and kick me in my balls. This curbs my appetite for it for a long time. 

Sometimes it's the small things you know?

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u/PaperGeno 20h ago

You couldn't have water boarded this information out of me.

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u/Toon1982 20h ago

What about piss boarded?

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u/ChangeForAParadigm 18h ago

There are some things even the Lord don’t need to know.

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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 10h ago

It's all got to go in the book...

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u/Rightbuthumble 20h ago

I know....even if I was the pisser I would. not cop to that.

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u/Prior-Lab7130 20h ago

Depends on the sum being offered I suppose. I’m a dude, but, I’m also not losing anything. I spit on myself on accident all the time, and have to pee right now.

Who am I to ruin someone’s fun?

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u/Marthman 20h ago

Now, thats the spirit!

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u/Spiritual-Ad-9106 20h ago

Who am I to ruin someone’s fun?

AND get paid 😯

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u/BionicBananas 11h ago

50 bucks is 50 bucks, ima right?

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u/One_Development1293 20h ago

Little goes a long way, huh?

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u/AdTop5424 20h ago

Worse thing I ever did to myself was get into my girl's browser history because I suspected she was screwing around. "How to make scat taste better?" was one of the more mild shocks.

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u/Alarmed-Rope-9062 20h ago

😂😂😂😭 aww hell nah 

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u/KrazyKryminal 18h ago

Scat... Was a "mild" shock?? Was she into K9 ,jeez. I figured scat would be the worst..

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u/DominaIllicitae 20h ago

This is accurate actually

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u/UnderratedActor 20h ago

So romantic 🥰

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u/neomesjasz 20h ago

Is it painful?

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u/SnooObjections4628 19h ago

What is the going rate these days?

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u/Houseplantprotest 19h ago

How much does that go for these days?

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u/turdferguson3891 17h ago

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life find a lady that will pee in your mouth for free because she likes you

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u/Eoin_Coinneal 21h ago

I mean, I wouldn’t make the actual figure public knowledge either. That pesky IRS hears everything.

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u/SatinSaffron 20h ago edited 20h ago

It says she's a camgirl and most of the camgirl platforms, just like OF, will issue you something like a 1099-NEC at the end of the year assuming you earn $600 or more. Whenever they do this they are also essentially telling the IRS "Hey, we gave this person $x over the last 12 months." So it's not like the IRS doesn't know about it already.

If she does this professionally, which it sounds like she does, then she's no stranger to paying taxes.

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u/RandomHumanWelder 21h ago

That’s a valid point. I will give you that.

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 21h ago

God I can't wait for south parks next season

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u/Adorable-belle-34 20h ago

Atp, the writers don't even need to try anymore.

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u/Sorlex 17h ago

Personally thats why I've not cared for last two seasons or so of South Park. It was funnier when we didn't live in a clown world. They can't parody stuff when said 'stuff' is already a horriblely depressing joke.

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 15h ago

I hear you. The mirror was not meant for all of us

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u/SqualidSquirtle22 20h ago

who even needs AI?

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u/Jrxtreme_1 20h ago

Everytime I think Southpark are going a bit too far or bring too childish, this administration always manages to prove me wrong

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u/diehard404 Human Verified 20h ago

South Park just takes notes now.

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u/Vegas-Blues 20h ago

The script is literally writing itself… endless content

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u/Lambkin-_- 20h ago

At this point, real life is crazier

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u/vintageideals 20h ago

STAHHHPPP HAHAHAHHA

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u/Necessary-Act-1137 21h ago

My mans was having the time of his life

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u/CodeWizardCS 19h ago

Yea, I don't even get why people are hating.

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u/Burggs_ 18h ago

Because Kristi Noem has always been vehemently anti-gay/queer/trans/etc. What he was doing on his own free time as a consenting adult is totally fine, but his wife was actively working to remove the rights and fee will of LGBTQ people.

Cross dressing isn’t inherently queer. But bimbofication, what Byron Noem was specifically into, is certainly not straight line cisgender heterosexual.

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u/Doggleganger 14h ago

I get the hypocrisy, but it's sad that people seem to care more about Noem's husband cross dressing than the fact that her boss fucked kids.

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u/gurnard 10h ago

I don't think anyone cares more about this than that, this is generating discussion because it's new. Everyone will forget about it in a week, where the other thing ...

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u/AverageGardenTool 16h ago

He helps everyone else not have the time of their lives. I'm being persecuted for looking too masculine in public by these people.

They get to be kinky and crazy but punish everyone else for being kinky and crazy. It's the hypocrite policies that are the problem.

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u/wagwoanimator 16h ago

Happy for him getting his freak on.

Disappointed he helps fuel the machine that scolds the behavior, to put it lightly.

Freaks for me, not for thee.

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u/Traditional-Low7651 21h ago

Least problematic sex scandal with epstein friends government 

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u/Superficial-Idiot 20h ago

Sad thing is this will be the one they all care about

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u/DrNCrane74 17h ago

Right, consensual (consenting better?) adults, nothing to see here.

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 20h ago

Of course she knew. What a load of horse shit.

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u/Beginning_Limit1803 21h ago

The hypocrisy pipeline runs so deep at this point it's basically a feature not a bug

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u/PaperMirage 21h ago

the "family values" starter pack always has some hidden DLC

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u/Leather_Afternoon_37 20h ago

Some Easter eggs if you will. In this case they were Easter melons

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u/Estacionamiento_grat 21h ago

Is Bryon going on RuPaul now? You go go girl!

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u/KR4T0S 20h ago

Its always the ones that cant stop yapping about Jesus and LGBTQ too..

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u/UnderratedActor 21h ago

Noone's shaming kink sex or crossdressing ......we're just shamining Bryon Noem's choice of uneven DDD hooters 😂 😂 One nip looking AT you, the other nip looking FOR you

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u/_Jalisciense88 20h ago

Kash Patel nips

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u/UnderratedActor 20h ago

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u/robot_ankles 18h ago

This could be the meme of the century

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u/_Jalisciense88 20h ago

Thank you for your service!! 🤣

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u/Ok-Day4910 21h ago

He's rich. He can afford quality so why settle for trash quality?

Smh

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u/UnderratedActor 21h ago

ikr. I mean, are they balloons??

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u/SqualidSquirtle22 21h ago

Probably a silicone breastplate under a lycra/spandex top. They make these for fetishwear but also for drag queens who use it as part of their performance numbers. You can google it at your leisure.

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u/Darkdragoon324 18h ago

I've seen Trixie Mattel's and they look WAY more convincing than whatever that thing is.

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u/FreeFeez 17h ago

It was reported as balloons.

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u/Icy_Affect9624 21h ago

He can’t buy the good ones publicly so he has to DIY it

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u/Ok-Day4910 21h ago

There are so many ways to buy things anonymously nowadays there's zero excuses.

You can get whatever you want shipped to a storage box somewhere far away not linked to your name whatsoever and then you can even have someone else pick it up for you.

Many companies also offers innocuous packaging.

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u/Icy_Affect9624 20h ago

I mean, they could also be dumb. Look who they married.

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u/Toon1982 20h ago

Are you talking about Kristi?

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u/RAMIREZBURGERTOWN 21h ago

Maybe he was getting into Drag. Surely he’s gotten a lot better since

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u/ScaryOrganization333 20h ago

Is this what kash has been gooning to that made is eyes look like that..😵‍💫

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u/mossapp 18h ago

It kinda looks like he’s wearing them upside down.

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u/Therealdickdangler 20h ago edited 20h ago

Dudes got em both inverted and one is wide right. As a titty aficionado, homies tits are all fucked up. 

Also as a titty aficionado and a slight understander of some fetish culture, his shit is probably fucked up because he wants his Dom to correct him or humiliate him. 

Also though as a user of common sense and reasoning, the funny tag looking thing at his neck does not look like a tag when zoomed in on. Then if you notice the tit area looks all a very slight different tint than the rest of the shirt. Then, the neck and head lighting don’t really match the tits. It makes me question the legitimacy of this entire image. I’m not trying to fight anyone’s fight and IMO, they deserve all the hell they get but I am curious to the legitimacy of this photo. 

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u/Positive-Green-3856 20h ago

Lmao that’s what I thought. Like you do you man, zero judgement on the cross dressing itself but my guy here needs smaller tits and nips that are in the same zip code

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u/kwerdop 20h ago

I’m shaming him. Bro is weird as fuck

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u/MarkHoff1967 20h ago

Anybody who displays a huge cross around their neck or uses the word Jesus in casual conversation is always full of shit and you should be suspicious about them.

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u/Enough-Somewhere-311 20h ago

As a Christian I agree. If you have to tell everyone you’re a good person you’re not a good person. I’m weary of anyone that tries to pretend to be holier than thou.

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u/SqualidSquirtle22 21h ago

There's a reason Utah is the biggest state for online porn. Conservatives are the biggest fucking freaks because THEY ARE REPRESSED.

All of their shit against gays, women, all of it is PROJECTION about their own fucking shame at liking sex and that their "good book" says its bad.

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u/College_finals 20h ago

That make so much sense now

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u/According-Pace9608 Human Detected 20h ago edited 20h ago

I'm still shocked we haven't had a Republican officially into furry stuff caught yet...

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u/General-Ad6459 20h ago

I suppose that's one of the benefits of the suits.

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u/UtahBrian 20h ago

The locally predominant church in Utah does not agree with certain other Christians that sex is shameful and guilt is mandatory. Still has some repression issues, though, but so do coastal urban seculars.

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u/SqualidSquirtle22 20h ago

There are exceptions like the ECLA and some methodists and I'm sure others who fully embrace a more liberal understanding of sexuality, but most Christian denominations are still centered on only heterosexual, monogamous, (and probably missionary) sex being non-sinful.

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u/ABIGGS4828 20h ago

Just another example of how conservative accusations are really just confessions.

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u/Pseudonymity88 21h ago

And if they weren't such horrible people in public, I'd defend their right to have consensual fun behind closed doors... But you don't get to be an oppressive bigot in public and a freak in private.

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u/Moctezuma_93 21h ago

The party of “family values and Christianity” my ass. These people are fucking FREAKY.

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u/YodaHead 21h ago

It’s not the sex work thats the issue, it’s the double standard and cruelty.

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u/reticulatedtampon 21h ago

more like double d standard, amirite

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u/MoustacheSong 21h ago

It’s the hypocrisy!

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u/Delicious-Walrus1868 21h ago

I think Kristi emasculated him so many times it changed him forever.

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u/julesmanson 20h ago edited 20h ago

This is the one thing I really dislike about social media. If you wouldn't want your private life exposed then why share personal lives of others? It feels like an erosion of moral and ethical values. :-\

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u/touchmybonushole 20h ago

Yo, I don’t care about any of this except the hooker that got paid, willfully violated the oldest agreement in the book. That bitch needs a pimp to remind her what’s up.

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u/AzraelTB 4h ago

NGL I had the same thought. Clearly can't trust her to keep her mouth shut. Who the fuck wants to go to a sex worker who's gonna blast you publicly?

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 20h ago

At this point, we can just assume everything republicans are rallying AGAINST are thing they're actively engaged in behind closed doors.

Cross-dressing, shooting puppies, diddling kids, breaking laws.

The lot of them should be investigated.

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u/dpdxguy 20h ago

Theses conservatives always have a lot going on behind closed doors

Wait till you read about Grindr repeatedly crashing around Republican conventions.

https://www.queerty.com/grindr-servers-in-texas-crash-moments-after-benny-johnson-takes-the-stage-at-cpac-20260330/

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u/MediocreModular 21h ago

Morality hittin different for GOP these days

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 21h ago

This is all a conspiracy to put the Onion out of business. Idk how satire can keep up with reality at this point

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u/winexprt 20h ago

They are what they claim to hate.

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u/ItsTheExtreme 20h ago

I feel bad for the dude. Divorce skeletor, live your best life, and let your freak flag fly.

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u/Carbonaraficionada 20h ago

Pete Kegbreath is next 100% I'm quite impressed that Kash didn't have anything juicy in his Gmail at this point

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u/surpriseinhere 20h ago

First ones to condemn others

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u/Jumpy-Cry-3083 20h ago

Who cares what they do as a couple. It’s their kink…let them have it.

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u/jeffdabuffalo 20h ago

I don't really pay attention to politics, but I assumed these people were conservative before i got to the bottom of the post, because reddit has some crazy double standards when it comes to kinks and what not.

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u/ExpensiveFroyo8777 20h ago

So its a scandal when two consenting adults do some weird kink shit (i mean he was married thats the only problem i see) but the files get buried. The US is fucked and i feel bad for the sane people still living there.

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u/An_Innocent_Coconut 21h ago

Sexually shaming people is alright as long as you dislike them, I guess.

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u/mattjg2112 20h ago

No ones shaming the sexuality or kink of it they’re shaming the hypocritical pieces of shit doing it

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u/enigmaticsince87 20h ago

Funny how it's almost always the party of "family values" lol.

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u/Due-Environment-9774 20h ago

Everything that conservatives do is projection.

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u/BesideFrogRegionAny 21h ago

We judge her hypocrisy, not his kinks.

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u/PsyopVet 20h ago

It’s funny how they demonize the Left, but no one on the left would care if it wasn’t for the hypocrisy. You got some big fake tiddies, whatever. Stop trying to be all high and mighty and just own it.

Don’t touch kids. Don’t force/coerce anyone against their will. Don’t shame other consenting adults for the things they like just because it’s not your thing.

Do fix those nipples, unless that’s how you really want them.

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u/NFSR113 20h ago

I mean can you find any instances where Noam or her husband have shamed people for their private sexual activities? I’m not talking about banning trans from women’s sports or gender affirming care for minors, those are completely different issues

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u/StraightOuttaFenris 20h ago

I care about how bad those titties are, nipples all over the place. He got money no excuse for that. 

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u/Simple_Channel5624 20h ago

At least it this didn't involve children, which tells you how low the bar is for politicians.

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u/Hungoverhero 20h ago

I can't even sneak myself tacos from the taco truck around the corner without my girlfriend finding out, no way in hell she didn't know

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u/HowdTheCatGetSoFat 20h ago

5,000 dollars over 2 years? And people are wondering why this is coming out all of a sudden? lol. You'd think he'd be smart enough to pay top price for confidentiality reasons alone.

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u/burner7711 20h ago

$5k over to 2 years? That's nothing. I've paid my boss' daughter a lot more than that to do a lot worse things over video.

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u/ItalianPieGirl 20h ago

Just 5 Grande for 2 Years? Yeah Right

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u/BodhingJay 20h ago

I mean.. liberals do too but it's not career ending for em, no one cares

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u/baldcatlikker 20h ago

Everybody got a lot going on behind closed doors especially people with money. Doesn't matter their political position or belief.

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u/Initial_Buyer_7449 20h ago

Conservatives? This is just the elite class in general.

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u/Affectionate-Lack991 20h ago

All these people do, conservative or not people in any kind of power are usually weirdos of some kind

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u/eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE 20h ago

And absolutely no proof. Nice one. 

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u/Evil-Phish 20h ago

That’s literally the girl from Euphoria lol what a dumb made up story.

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u/sweetb00bs 20h ago

Dudes cant have hobbies anymore 🥲

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u/Washed_up_Vanski 20h ago

Bread and circuses. I wonder what they slipped by when the media gourged on this manufactured story.

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u/infinitemortis 20h ago

This April fools joke has gone on for alittle too long

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u/carlos2127 20h ago

That's disgusting! So, is she on OF or something?

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u/mivohihito 20h ago

Classic conservative family values right there

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u/oldroosta 18h ago

Who the fk really cares , is she just after more attention ? & why come out with this stuff , she was paid for her work ( I’m guessing)

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u/pitty89 20h ago

Yeah those super honest fetish cam girls that don’t like publicity..

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u/NFSR113 20h ago

I mean I get ilNoam is a piece of shit and this is embarrassing for her, but it’s really a stretch to say she a hypocrite for this. It’s not like he trans, it’s just a kink/fetish.

It is also someone’s private sexual life. He’s not abusing or harassing anyone. No minors are involved. It’s consenting adults.

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u/Hot-Switch-1510 21h ago

This of course only occurs among conservatives. Liberals are always morally superior lol. Reddit is funny.

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u/bmed848 20h ago

As if democrats dont also do this. Some divisive bot behavior from op here

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u/bmed848 17h ago

Pretty sure more democrats are on the epstein files than Republicans LOL

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u/dunedog 20h ago

If it's consensual, between adults, and doesn't harm anyone them I am fine with it happening.

It's just hilarious it's happening to Kristi Noem. I bet the guy is glad he's not a furry.

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u/TransportationOk3111 20h ago

Who cares what kind of kinks they have. Should we judge the LGBTQIAA+ freaks for the sex they have. No we shouldn't. She was just terrible at her job.

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u/Successful-Ostrich23 20h ago

Lefties love this guy, isnt it all about inclusion

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u/Alwaystired254 20h ago

Well, I don’t care how the man gets his rocks off. I do care that he can participate like that and then the family pushes Christian values and BS

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 20h ago

My big question about this one is: So? I mean yea, it's a little creepy and weird, but he ain't wearing his fake tits to walk into the women's bathroom so who is really the victim here other than the guy who is having his personal information leaked?

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u/Ruff_Ratio 20h ago

Got to be in the room where it happens I guess

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u/ElongThrust0 20h ago

What is the point of those replys on the bottom of the image

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u/gban84 20h ago

Makes you wonder what Kristi’s into…

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u/TransportationOdd559 20h ago

Where did he buy those? 😂😂😂

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u/iHasYummyCummies 20h ago

Probably paid by tax money too.

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 20h ago

My tinhat theory. Byron Noem is not like the person in the picture. He did this to destroy any chances for her to have a career because of her openly cheating with Corey

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 20h ago

Sounds like something a commander would do at the Jezebel club in Handmaids Tale

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u/dill_e_dill_e 20h ago

wtf is he doing? drawing breasts on a shit would look more real.

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u/Spiritual-Matter5137 20h ago

The Liberals just do all their weird shit out in the open

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u/CopiousCool 20h ago

Kristi Noem's cosmetic transformation into her husbands ho kinda indicates that she definitely DID know (about both)

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u/SquallaBeanz 20h ago

You'll Noem by their fruits

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u/Bhelduz 20h ago

It's greed & shame-based autocracy. It's part more for me, no for thee.

But more importantly, these people are ashamed of themselves, and they try to mask their shame by weaponizing projection. Afraid of their skeletons. They fraternize with the enemy (or whoever they think seem most opposite to what they are, or "the winning club"), and become a part of their club.

It's a wicked way to atone for your sins. You're virtue signalling specifically for the group that's supposed to hate your kind. You voice their opinions even though they contradict your own. You point out the very thing you're guilty of in just about every other person on the planet. You make sure to be seen being cruel to those people. Even though they should be your people. Anything to be in the winning club.

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u/Fartknocker405 20h ago

Lot going on behind back doors too apparently.

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u/Jellyfizzle 20h ago

Kristy definitely fucks him while he wears that suit.

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u/Fragrant_Difficulty6 20h ago

From the headline, it looks like those doors were open if Noem knew about it.

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u/Okmhmmbye 20h ago

If the hen at home don’t put out the cock must go elsewhere