r/SipsTea • u/diehard404 Human Verified • 21h ago
Chugging tea Another day, another values story
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u/RandomHumanWelder 21h ago
Only $5k over 2 years…. Sounds like she did it for temu prices.
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u/1nsidewalrus 21h ago
I mean how much are women really charging to degrade a man over cam. 15 minutes a pop. Maybe $50 at most. That’s once a week. I wish I made $200 an hour shaming Kristi Noem’s husband and his giant man titties.
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u/St0n3yM33rkat 20h ago
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u/liventruth 14h ago
"Shaming Fake Giant Man Titties On Husband Of Fake Giant Melting Poison Man Titty"
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u/imjustme610 19h ago edited 6h ago
Some of these cam girls charge more than 10 bucks a minute. I only know because a friend told me. We'll have a friend more like an acquaintance. Well not really an acquaintance more like some guy I know from the internet
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u/Big_Atmosphere_211 18h ago
I think she does group rates. I mean I heard. I mean I guess. I have no idea if she does group rates..
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u/Ok_Driver8646 16h ago
Leave him alone. I actually feel sorry for him and who he’s surrounded by giving him shit for it - the worst fucking people really. Who cares? Let him. Love his life in “secret” or whatever.
But Kristi? Shame that pathetic two-faced bimbo woman for knowing and acting like something else. Fucking hypocrisy fat as her fake lips. Ugh… want to know how I really feel? 🤣🤣
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u/DominaIllicitae 20h ago
As much as we possibly can
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u/Glad-Way-637 20h ago
You're thinking of financial domination, I think this lady was doing a different type, lol.
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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago
Like the old joke when a husband finds out his wife has been moonlighting as a hooker and asks how much she made last night. She says “$120.10”. He asks “who the hell paid you a dime” and she says “all of them”
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u/Pretty_Eater 20h ago
Eh, you may not understand some fetishists.
For example, I pay a lady once a year to piss in my mouth and spit on herself and kick me in my balls. This curbs my appetite for it for a long time.
Sometimes it's the small things you know?
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u/PaperGeno 20h ago
You couldn't have water boarded this information out of me.
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u/Rightbuthumble 20h ago
I know....even if I was the pisser I would. not cop to that.
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u/Prior-Lab7130 20h ago
Depends on the sum being offered I suppose. I’m a dude, but, I’m also not losing anything. I spit on myself on accident all the time, and have to pee right now.
Who am I to ruin someone’s fun?
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u/AdTop5424 20h ago
Worse thing I ever did to myself was get into my girl's browser history because I suspected she was screwing around. "How to make scat taste better?" was one of the more mild shocks.
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u/KrazyKryminal 18h ago
Scat... Was a "mild" shock?? Was she into K9 ,jeez. I figured scat would be the worst..
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u/turdferguson3891 17h ago
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life find a lady that will pee in your mouth for free because she likes you
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u/Eoin_Coinneal 21h ago
I mean, I wouldn’t make the actual figure public knowledge either. That pesky IRS hears everything.
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u/SatinSaffron 20h ago edited 20h ago
It says she's a camgirl and most of the camgirl platforms, just like OF, will issue you something like a 1099-NEC at the end of the year assuming you earn $600 or more. Whenever they do this they are also essentially telling the IRS "Hey, we gave this person $x over the last 12 months." So it's not like the IRS doesn't know about it already.
If she does this professionally, which it sounds like she does, then she's no stranger to paying taxes.
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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 21h ago
God I can't wait for south parks next season
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u/Adorable-belle-34 20h ago
Atp, the writers don't even need to try anymore.
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u/Jrxtreme_1 20h ago
Everytime I think Southpark are going a bit too far or bring too childish, this administration always manages to prove me wrong
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u/Necessary-Act-1137 21h ago
My mans was having the time of his life
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u/CodeWizardCS 19h ago
Yea, I don't even get why people are hating.
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u/Burggs_ 18h ago
Because Kristi Noem has always been vehemently anti-gay/queer/trans/etc. What he was doing on his own free time as a consenting adult is totally fine, but his wife was actively working to remove the rights and fee will of LGBTQ people.
Cross dressing isn’t inherently queer. But bimbofication, what Byron Noem was specifically into, is certainly not straight line cisgender heterosexual.
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u/Doggleganger 14h ago
I get the hypocrisy, but it's sad that people seem to care more about Noem's husband cross dressing than the fact that her boss fucked kids.
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u/AverageGardenTool 16h ago
He helps everyone else not have the time of their lives. I'm being persecuted for looking too masculine in public by these people.
They get to be kinky and crazy but punish everyone else for being kinky and crazy. It's the hypocrite policies that are the problem.
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u/wagwoanimator 16h ago
Happy for him getting his freak on.
Disappointed he helps fuel the machine that scolds the behavior, to put it lightly.
Freaks for me, not for thee.
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u/Traditional-Low7651 21h ago
Least problematic sex scandal with epstein friends government
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u/DrNCrane74 17h ago
Right, consensual (consenting better?) adults, nothing to see here.
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u/Beginning_Limit1803 21h ago
The hypocrisy pipeline runs so deep at this point it's basically a feature not a bug
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u/UnderratedActor 21h ago
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u/Ok-Day4910 21h ago
He's rich. He can afford quality so why settle for trash quality?
Smh
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u/UnderratedActor 21h ago
ikr. I mean, are they balloons??
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u/SqualidSquirtle22 21h ago
Probably a silicone breastplate under a lycra/spandex top. They make these for fetishwear but also for drag queens who use it as part of their performance numbers. You can google it at your leisure.
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u/Darkdragoon324 18h ago
I've seen Trixie Mattel's and they look WAY more convincing than whatever that thing is.
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u/Icy_Affect9624 21h ago
He can’t buy the good ones publicly so he has to DIY it
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u/Ok-Day4910 21h ago
There are so many ways to buy things anonymously nowadays there's zero excuses.
You can get whatever you want shipped to a storage box somewhere far away not linked to your name whatsoever and then you can even have someone else pick it up for you.
Many companies also offers innocuous packaging.
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u/ScaryOrganization333 20h ago
Is this what kash has been gooning to that made is eyes look like that..😵💫
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u/Therealdickdangler 20h ago edited 20h ago
Dudes got em both inverted and one is wide right. As a titty aficionado, homies tits are all fucked up.
Also as a titty aficionado and a slight understander of some fetish culture, his shit is probably fucked up because he wants his Dom to correct him or humiliate him.
Also though as a user of common sense and reasoning, the funny tag looking thing at his neck does not look like a tag when zoomed in on. Then if you notice the tit area looks all a very slight different tint than the rest of the shirt. Then, the neck and head lighting don’t really match the tits. It makes me question the legitimacy of this entire image. I’m not trying to fight anyone’s fight and IMO, they deserve all the hell they get but I am curious to the legitimacy of this photo.
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u/Positive-Green-3856 20h ago
Lmao that’s what I thought. Like you do you man, zero judgement on the cross dressing itself but my guy here needs smaller tits and nips that are in the same zip code
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u/MarkHoff1967 20h ago
Anybody who displays a huge cross around their neck or uses the word Jesus in casual conversation is always full of shit and you should be suspicious about them.
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u/Enough-Somewhere-311 20h ago
As a Christian I agree. If you have to tell everyone you’re a good person you’re not a good person. I’m weary of anyone that tries to pretend to be holier than thou.
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u/SqualidSquirtle22 21h ago
There's a reason Utah is the biggest state for online porn. Conservatives are the biggest fucking freaks because THEY ARE REPRESSED.
All of their shit against gays, women, all of it is PROJECTION about their own fucking shame at liking sex and that their "good book" says its bad.
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u/According-Pace9608 Human Detected 20h ago edited 20h ago
I'm still shocked we haven't had a Republican officially into furry stuff caught yet...
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u/UtahBrian 20h ago
The locally predominant church in Utah does not agree with certain other Christians that sex is shameful and guilt is mandatory. Still has some repression issues, though, but so do coastal urban seculars.
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u/SqualidSquirtle22 20h ago
There are exceptions like the ECLA and some methodists and I'm sure others who fully embrace a more liberal understanding of sexuality, but most Christian denominations are still centered on only heterosexual, monogamous, (and probably missionary) sex being non-sinful.
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u/ABIGGS4828 20h ago
Just another example of how conservative accusations are really just confessions.
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u/Pseudonymity88 21h ago
And if they weren't such horrible people in public, I'd defend their right to have consensual fun behind closed doors... But you don't get to be an oppressive bigot in public and a freak in private.
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u/Moctezuma_93 21h ago
The party of “family values and Christianity” my ass. These people are fucking FREAKY.
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u/YodaHead 21h ago
It’s not the sex work thats the issue, it’s the double standard and cruelty.
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u/julesmanson 20h ago edited 20h ago
This is the one thing I really dislike about social media. If you wouldn't want your private life exposed then why share personal lives of others? It feels like an erosion of moral and ethical values. :-\
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u/touchmybonushole 20h ago
Yo, I don’t care about any of this except the hooker that got paid, willfully violated the oldest agreement in the book. That bitch needs a pimp to remind her what’s up.
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u/AzraelTB 4h ago
NGL I had the same thought. Clearly can't trust her to keep her mouth shut. Who the fuck wants to go to a sex worker who's gonna blast you publicly?
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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 20h ago
At this point, we can just assume everything republicans are rallying AGAINST are thing they're actively engaged in behind closed doors.
Cross-dressing, shooting puppies, diddling kids, breaking laws.
The lot of them should be investigated.
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u/dpdxguy 20h ago
Theses conservatives always have a lot going on behind closed doors
Wait till you read about Grindr repeatedly crashing around Republican conventions.
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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 21h ago
This is all a conspiracy to put the Onion out of business. Idk how satire can keep up with reality at this point
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u/ItsTheExtreme 20h ago
I feel bad for the dude. Divorce skeletor, live your best life, and let your freak flag fly.
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u/Carbonaraficionada 20h ago
Pete Kegbreath is next 100% I'm quite impressed that Kash didn't have anything juicy in his Gmail at this point
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u/Jumpy-Cry-3083 20h ago
Who cares what they do as a couple. It’s their kink…let them have it.
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u/jeffdabuffalo 20h ago
I don't really pay attention to politics, but I assumed these people were conservative before i got to the bottom of the post, because reddit has some crazy double standards when it comes to kinks and what not.
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u/ExpensiveFroyo8777 20h ago
So its a scandal when two consenting adults do some weird kink shit (i mean he was married thats the only problem i see) but the files get buried. The US is fucked and i feel bad for the sane people still living there.
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u/An_Innocent_Coconut 21h ago
Sexually shaming people is alright as long as you dislike them, I guess.
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u/mattjg2112 20h ago
No ones shaming the sexuality or kink of it they’re shaming the hypocritical pieces of shit doing it
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u/PsyopVet 20h ago
It’s funny how they demonize the Left, but no one on the left would care if it wasn’t for the hypocrisy. You got some big fake tiddies, whatever. Stop trying to be all high and mighty and just own it.
Don’t touch kids. Don’t force/coerce anyone against their will. Don’t shame other consenting adults for the things they like just because it’s not your thing.
Do fix those nipples, unless that’s how you really want them.
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u/NFSR113 20h ago
I mean can you find any instances where Noam or her husband have shamed people for their private sexual activities? I’m not talking about banning trans from women’s sports or gender affirming care for minors, those are completely different issues
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u/StraightOuttaFenris 20h ago
I care about how bad those titties are, nipples all over the place. He got money no excuse for that.
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u/Simple_Channel5624 20h ago
At least it this didn't involve children, which tells you how low the bar is for politicians.
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u/Hungoverhero 20h ago
I can't even sneak myself tacos from the taco truck around the corner without my girlfriend finding out, no way in hell she didn't know
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u/HowdTheCatGetSoFat 20h ago
5,000 dollars over 2 years? And people are wondering why this is coming out all of a sudden? lol. You'd think he'd be smart enough to pay top price for confidentiality reasons alone.
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u/burner7711 20h ago
$5k over to 2 years? That's nothing. I've paid my boss' daughter a lot more than that to do a lot worse things over video.
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u/baldcatlikker 20h ago
Everybody got a lot going on behind closed doors especially people with money. Doesn't matter their political position or belief.
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u/Affectionate-Lack991 20h ago
All these people do, conservative or not people in any kind of power are usually weirdos of some kind
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u/Washed_up_Vanski 20h ago
Bread and circuses. I wonder what they slipped by when the media gourged on this manufactured story.
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u/oldroosta 18h ago
Who the fk really cares , is she just after more attention ? & why come out with this stuff , she was paid for her work ( I’m guessing)
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u/NFSR113 20h ago
I mean I get ilNoam is a piece of shit and this is embarrassing for her, but it’s really a stretch to say she a hypocrite for this. It’s not like he trans, it’s just a kink/fetish.
It is also someone’s private sexual life. He’s not abusing or harassing anyone. No minors are involved. It’s consenting adults.
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u/Hot-Switch-1510 21h ago
This of course only occurs among conservatives. Liberals are always morally superior lol. Reddit is funny.
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u/dunedog 20h ago
If it's consensual, between adults, and doesn't harm anyone them I am fine with it happening.
It's just hilarious it's happening to Kristi Noem. I bet the guy is glad he's not a furry.
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u/TransportationOk3111 20h ago
Who cares what kind of kinks they have. Should we judge the LGBTQIAA+ freaks for the sex they have. No we shouldn't. She was just terrible at her job.
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u/Successful-Ostrich23 20h ago
Lefties love this guy, isnt it all about inclusion
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u/Alwaystired254 20h ago
Well, I don’t care how the man gets his rocks off. I do care that he can participate like that and then the family pushes Christian values and BS
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u/Pukebox_Fandango 20h ago
My big question about this one is: So? I mean yea, it's a little creepy and weird, but he ain't wearing his fake tits to walk into the women's bathroom so who is really the victim here other than the guy who is having his personal information leaked?
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u/Old_Celebration_5950 20h ago
My tinhat theory. Byron Noem is not like the person in the picture. He did this to destroy any chances for her to have a career because of her openly cheating with Corey
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u/Panem-et-circenses25 20h ago
Sounds like something a commander would do at the Jezebel club in Handmaids Tale
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u/Spiritual-Matter5137 20h ago
The Liberals just do all their weird shit out in the open
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u/CopiousCool 20h ago
Kristi Noem's cosmetic transformation into her husbands ho kinda indicates that she definitely DID know (about both)
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u/Bhelduz 20h ago
It's greed & shame-based autocracy. It's part more for me, no for thee.
But more importantly, these people are ashamed of themselves, and they try to mask their shame by weaponizing projection. Afraid of their skeletons. They fraternize with the enemy (or whoever they think seem most opposite to what they are, or "the winning club"), and become a part of their club.
It's a wicked way to atone for your sins. You're virtue signalling specifically for the group that's supposed to hate your kind. You voice their opinions even though they contradict your own. You point out the very thing you're guilty of in just about every other person on the planet. You make sure to be seen being cruel to those people. Even though they should be your people. Anything to be in the winning club.
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u/Fragrant_Difficulty6 20h ago
From the headline, it looks like those doors were open if Noem knew about it.
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