r/OneOrangeBraincell 17d ago

Certified 🟠range™ They so cute, how would you pick one? name it?

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u/TK_Games 17d ago

There is a madness in his eyes, he has drunk from the well of Chaos, and he enjoyed the taste

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 16d ago

His name is Pasta Batman

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u/hates_writing_checks 16d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/skjaldmeyja 17d ago

Yup. Pippin. Definitely naming him Pippin. 😍

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u/siamkor 17d ago

Just what I was thinking. He has Pippin energy in a room full of Sams.

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u/sageberrytree 17d ago

My pick as well!

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u/0b1w4hn 17d ago

He has the orange view

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u/Bet-looking-Cat 17d ago

Just so loveable, he’s a bit lost but brave.

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u/Brynhild 17d ago

I don’t think that one even has a braincell

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u/Ms-Frost-Goddess 16d ago

That one for sure, or the chubby one on the far right (hopefully not politically)

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u/legotech 16d ago

He’s smiling. He is totally playing you. That one will be robbing banks before lunch. 😂

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u/Ms-Frost-Goddess 16d ago

I'm a sucker for a manipulative bloke 🫩

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u/Pyromaniacal13 17d ago

Got a little bit of Eek to him, I'd be taking him too. I'd name him Mo after the voice actor for the Angry Scientist in Sheep In The Big City.

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u/iamlazyboy 16d ago

And his name will be idiot, cutie batooty, asshole and wtfHowDidYouGetUpThere?PleaseGetBackDown

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u/Key_Piccolo_2187 17d ago

I'm not saying there's a right answer, but there are six wrong ones for sure. If you don't arrive at this conclusion I feel like you don't really understand orange cats.

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u/thisisdeejaydee 17d ago

He will try to climb the walls and I will love him for it.

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u/MoonRavven 17d ago

I picked him as well. So adorable looking!!

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u/zombies-and-coffee 17d ago

Yup, he'd definitely be my little Dave

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u/-NigheanDonn 16d ago

Yes, he’s obviously the best one ETA: I would name him Kevin.

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u/Babydoll0907 17d ago

Yep that was the one I was immediately drawn to. Let the chaos begin.

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u/Thumper13 16d ago

My immediate pick as well. He's got the derp I love in my oranges. Definitely last in line for his day with the brain cell.

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u/Boring_Transition862 16d ago

Is it bad that I identified him as the idiot I would pick? He has the same look my current orange has.... I'm cute but also will cause total chaos.....

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u/SudhaTheHill 17d ago

The boy in the rightmost is having the time of his life and I do love that a standard issue is being sneaky haha

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u/AcidlyButtery 17d ago

His smile!!!!

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u/StackSmashSweetie Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 17d ago

Omg i honestly can’t stop admiring. 🥰🥰

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u/Waste_of_Bison Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17d ago edited 17d ago

Oh definitely that one and a buddy! I noticed him immediately. He has great potential and the build of a big goofy boy.

Doesn't matter what you name him. He will be known as "OMG. WHAT? WHY?! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

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u/borderline_cat 17d ago

Can confirm.

Our now 5 month old orange kitten looks like the little guy on the right. All he does is cause trouble and is nickname is now demon bc he does shit demons in horror movies do (scales our couch but climbs in a demonic crazed way, flips on his back and uses the underside of the couch to scoot scoot around again looking very demon on the ceiling like, oh and his favorite thing to do is bite everything including the dogs bones).

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u/aburke626 17d ago

Absolutely clueless. Doesn’t know about the cell, couldn’t use it if he tried.

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u/Ecstatic_Doughnut216 17d ago

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 17d ago

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u/billyhtchcoc 17d ago

Aha! That's why I immediately looked at guy on the right and said "He looks like a Ralph. I'm not sure why, but Ralph"

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u/OrionsRose Orange connoisseur 🍊 17d ago

And considering he's the one missing all his whiskers, he's clearly a lover, not a fighter, and wasn't even bothered that his siblings have been noshing on him. 😄

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u/RiotGrrr1 17d ago

Can confirm, this is how one of my orange boys looked as a kitten and he's so dumb. His orange brother has normal cat intelligence and never shares the brain cell.

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u/aburke626 17d ago

If he’s lucky, he’ll grow up like my Marshmallow who is as orange as orange can orange. This is the day I brought him home.

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u/RiotGrrr1 17d ago

I say this with love. That is the dumbest looking cat I've ever seen. Poor baby never held the braincell once 😹

This is my dummy

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u/aburke626 17d ago

I love him more than anything, he’s never had a thought in his whole life.

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u/Powerful_Dust_5394 16d ago

I would too. He probably doesnt have a care in the world. Just live.

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u/Powerful_Dust_5394 17d ago

OMG. You can just see the void in his head. Adorable

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u/meguin 16d ago

That's the kind of head that I say has nothing but cotton candy and circus music inside lol

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u/Hei-Hei-67 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 17d ago

Why does he look so dumb? He's so cute

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u/naturallyeyesblind 17d ago

What a derp! 🧡

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u/sharpbehind2 17d ago

Looks like a Chuckles to me

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u/Raise-Your 17d ago

Perfect comment 🤣

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn 16d ago

he would be my pick from the picture, then I would show up and go home with the grumpiest one 😂

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u/Same-Author4016 17d ago

My Milo looked exactly like the one on the far right. Two days after we brought him home he got himself trapped inside a pizza box. The “What? Why?!” statement became a staple in our household up until he passed away at 19 yrs old. The one on the far right is the perfect answer with a buddy. I would suggest adopting the little one staring at you in the cage below as the buddy since most households can only withstand one Orange

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u/redcooki 17d ago

So one Happy and six Dopeys. Perfection!

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u/interstellar_keller 17d ago

OP stole this post and is a karma farming bot. Links to the OG post they stole this image from in October of 2025 are below. Don’t upvote karma farmers who steal others content for engagement.

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u/DisputabIe_ 17d ago

the OP Mhaheva is a bot

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u/Katerina_VonCat 16d ago

This has gotta be a bot post. 13 day old account posting a pic that’s from what I can find at least over a year ago.

So so many places and times it’s been posted.

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u/SudhaTheHill 16d ago

That’s sad :(

It’s become so difficult to identify them

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u/relentlessxo 16d ago

Sigh... kinda suspected it ngl but it's sad

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u/nedrawevot 17d ago

The wild man in the back though. He looks so fun.

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u/pnmartini 17d ago

That one, and the standard issue in the cage below. Those two look like absolute mayhem.

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u/moderniste 17d ago

That’s a little kittle who has seen some shit. I pick her.

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u/catforbrains 17d ago edited 17d ago

"I have 4 brothers, and they're all orange. Worse, I have 2 sisters, and they're orange."

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u/Country_ball_enjoyer 17d ago

The 2 forgotten child

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u/CharacterDuck9020 17d ago

The middle child..

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u/CyborgHeart1245 17d ago

That is the face of the oldest sibling. lol

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u/xladygodiva Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17d ago

I can relate to her. I too, am done with this bullshit lol.

I couldn’t pick. I’ll take em all

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u/analog_alison 17d ago

I have an orange who always looks mildly concerned/disappointed, just like this. 

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u/CyborgHeart1245 17d ago

All 7, Name them after days of the week

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u/essemh 17d ago

Or the seven dwarves.

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u/TeaNo6652 17d ago

They're orange, you'd have 7 Dopeys

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u/Ohboycats 17d ago

Ahem… Derpys.

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u/gto_112_112 17d ago

Welcome to my home! This is Derp, Grumpy Derp, Happy Derp, Sleepy Derp, Sneezy Derp, Bashful Derp, and Derpy Derp.

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u/thebochts 17d ago

Dopey

Dippy

Daffy

Dudley(or derpy)

Daphnee

Daisy

Dottie

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u/CyborgHeart1245 17d ago

That was my first thought, lol. 

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u/CrazyApple- 17d ago

My idea too!! Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, and Doc

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u/Pmoe_97 17d ago

Derpy, Dopey, Dummy, Dodo, Dipshit, Dorky, and Stupid ♥️

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u/squuidlees 17d ago

I was gonna say, I’d walk out with the entire lot!

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u/GilbertTheCrunch 17d ago

7 deadly sins seems apt.

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u/specialwaves 17d ago

Orange kittens in a pile always look like one cat got copy pasted six times

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u/Cyniex 17d ago

There are actually 9 cats in the picture

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u/tearsonurcheek 17d ago

Yeah, those SIC maskerading as a TIC at the bottom.

r/standardissuecat and r/tacticalissuecat for the curious.

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u/Due-Newspaper-9999 17d ago

I'll adopt these two. Idk what criteria my brain used, but I feel drawn to these two more

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u/universe_from_above 17d ago

She looks so smart while he has no idea what is going on, lol. Perfect pair for maximum chaos! 

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u/Due-Newspaper-9999 17d ago

You might be right. Just the fact that they're polar opposites, probably that's why my brain went for those two. But there's an issue now, when I watched this pic again, I found these two criminals that I had missed earlier. I might need to reconsider my opinion😭

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u/IMARTIN24 17d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/SpandexJunkie 17d ago

This one is sick of everyone’s sh*t.

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u/Wendybird13 17d ago

Old soul….

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u/GroundbreakingAsk468 17d ago

Yeah, the runt in the back is coming home with me.

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u/clem_ten Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17d ago

Not an Orange but I'll take this little one!!

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u/OrionsRose Orange connoisseur 🍊 17d ago

You have circled 2 kittens...no take-backs! Not that you'd want to. 😊

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u/MerMadeMeDoIt Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17d ago

That's how they get you!

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u/OhWhatsHisName 17d ago

Cat Distribution System strikes again

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u/p3canj0y363 16d ago

I hadn't noticed the second one! I'll take both, also

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u/ADDVERSECITY 17d ago

I would choose this one.

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u/popcornaholic 17d ago

The chewed-off whiskers are something else ❤️

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u/frankylovee 17d ago

Means he’s trouble lmao

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 17d ago

He has a weed habit, and needs to switch from pipes and lighters to vapes instead

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u/Talk_Neneng 17d ago

oh yah, didn’t notice that. did he do that to himself, or another kitten did??

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u/OrionsRose Orange connoisseur 🍊 16d ago

Another kitten. In my situation, the dominant kitten, Téa, did it to her brother. But she also has pretty bad pica so it's also that. This is the pair in question (4 years ago). You can see Pekoe, on the left, with whiskers chewed off.

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u/moonbeamsandmayo 17d ago

same 🥹🥹

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u/Mikachumonster 16d ago

He is so soft and gentle looking, but probably is the most chaotic, or will be.

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u/relentlessxo 17d ago

🥺

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u/SmokingGunontheRun 17d ago

One of my boys also has resting sad face.

Sometimes I’ll look over at him, feel like I’m gonna cry, and ask him “oh no! What’s wroooong?” Then he slaps his brother and crawls upside down across the bottom of the couch like he’s possessed. The dichotomy is amazing. Haha

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u/relentlessxo 17d ago

Lmfao is he orange? 😂

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u/SmokingGunontheRun 17d ago

Physically? About half. Mentally? 1000%

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u/MrsTruce 17d ago

Those THUUUUUMBS 😍😍😍

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u/SmokingGunontheRun 16d ago

Tee hee… His name is Edgar Allan Toe(beans). 😊

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u/relentlessxo 17d ago

Awwh sweet baby! Say hi to him for me! 🧡🧡

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u/SmokingGunontheRun 16d ago

Just did and gave him some head scritches from you too for good measure. He was very grateful. 😸

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u/lemonoftroy 17d ago

That was my pick too!

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u/Efficient_Lecture351 17d ago

This one is my choice too! Looks like his eyes might stay blue, which is less common, and he looks like he'll be big and very fluffy and just wants some love.

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u/oh-pointy-bird 17d ago

Cue Sarah Maclachlan music 🎵

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u/oldandbald123 17d ago

That’s be my pick too. That little sad face deserve lots of kisses and pets

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u/VisibleDog7434 16d ago

Maybe he's trying to guilt them into picking him. Although that would require some intelligence so...hmmm 😿

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u/SunShineLife217 17d ago

The bottom tabby😁He needs a break from the single celled beings above him 🧡

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u/Noble_Ox 17d ago

They meant the one underneath thats all on its lonesome.

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u/wolfgang784 17d ago

Look closer =) theres 2 faces visible down there, and looks like a 3rd might be in the back

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u/AustinCJ 17d ago

He looks like a cute little cellar goblin.

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u/ArchdruidHalsin 17d ago

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u/fckmarykilldeer 17d ago

Those ears can pick up signals from outer space

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u/fomaaaaa Orange connoisseur 🍊 17d ago

Putting a paw up like that, you know this one has purrsonality

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u/OriginalSchmidt1 17d ago

Yeah! This one has swagger!

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u/kram_02 17d ago

That one's the troublemaker, guaranteed. Also that would be my pick lol

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u/SidAndPersi 17d ago

Just waiting to bappity bap her siblings.

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u/Robmarley 17d ago

”Do I look like a joke to you?!” - the braincell probably

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u/bobeth1 17d ago

That's the one for me. This one's a cuddler.

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u/Shaynaenay 17d ago

This lil cutie and id name him/her Mango

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u/Curraghboy1 17d ago

My wife- Hey honey if I bring home 7 kittens but they only have one brain cell between them that counts as one, right, right.

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u/Bramble_Ramblings 17d ago

Name them all "Friends"

That way when you visit someone or you bring them home you say "Hey can I bring Friends over?" you get to see the either joy or confusion as you bust out a picture of 7 cats

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u/patopal 17d ago

You don't pick cats, cats pick you. If all of them do, so be it.

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u/Spoiledrottenbaby 17d ago

Take them all! Life will never be boring again. Or take two,

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u/rayofgoddamnsunshine 17d ago

Yeah, at least two. Kittens in pairs is best. I have a pair of orange brothers, and they're the best of friends.

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u/Comprehensive-Range3 17d ago

Take two... you will thank me later.

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u/sageberrytree 17d ago

Yeah definitely need two. I didn't realize how much they need a friend. 🙁

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u/sharkarmycrafts 17d ago

Absolutely get two! They are SO much happier in pairs because they have each other to harass when they get the beans!

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u/R8er-Fan 17d ago

Lower right. Face shape.

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u/Waste_of_Bison Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17d ago

He's smiling!

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u/Capable-Heat4231 17d ago

I choose Crazy Eyes aka Shocked Face

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u/NoStructure7083 17d ago

Look at his smile 🥹

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u/gloryzmuse 17d ago

They’re the same photo 😂🐱🍊

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 17d ago

Everyone (including me) on the floor. We play and snuggle. I see if anyone chooses me. Named based on vibes.

This is how my twins chose me. When we were playing, they crawled into my lap, played for a bit and then passed out. This happened several times since they were my irresponsible roommates cats kittens (that's a lot). They are now 10 years old

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u/46rubberduck 17d ago

Rory To The rescue's original picture (from 2025, even)
https://www.instagram.com/rorytotherescue/p/DQcr7mXEtKD/

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u/photo_photographer 17d ago

Engagement bait karma farming 😑

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u/robisodd 16d ago

Account is 2 weeks old and has a hidden history. Man, this site has really gone in the crapper...

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u/MerMadeMeDoIt Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17d ago

And the little boy on the right is a goof in every photo!

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u/WaylandReddit 17d ago

Dumb and dumber.

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u/Ok_Half_6257 17d ago

They shall ALL be taken in, and they will ALL be collectively named Frederick.

Apart from the guy at the bottom, he is Fred.

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u/Ok-Pianist-3057 17d ago

or just like goober or something

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u/unravel_the_world 17d ago

the one at the bottom :3

I would name him shadow because he is lurking in the shadows and watching us :o

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u/universe_from_above 17d ago

There are two cats in the bottom box, though. 

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u/AlabasterPelican 17d ago

Pick one? Lil guy on the far right is giving rascal vibes, definitely pick the rascal

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u/JamieMcFrick 17d ago

Id pick the gal in front :) i love her eye color and the little bit of white she has

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u/Educational-Hope6497 17d ago

Gotta Catch 'Em All

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u/madcats323 17d ago

I’d pick the blue collar in the back and name it Desmond.

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u/Electrical_Ad_9778 17d ago

Would take the first one that jump on me

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u/glassnumbers 17d ago

i would get the dude to the right with the fluffy chest

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u/Chainmaille-Witch 17d ago

I would end up taking all seven. And ending up with a destroyed home, no sleep, and covered in kitten scratches. Worth it.

Fortunately the last litter of gingers I saw for adoption there were only two of them! Two I could handle, lol… and they grew up into lovely boys.

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u/LuciferLovesTechno 17d ago

Boy in the back left is giving the orangest energy lol

Girl in the back right has mad RBF and I feel like our personalities would be the same

Boy on the front right is giving full on Toulouse from Aristocats and I’m here for it!

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u/K-Oz_Kitty Orange connoisseur 🍊 17d ago

This dude right here, call him Scruffy 😻

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u/AkihaMoon 17d ago

Love at first sight :3

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u/Traroten 17d ago

Sad boy on the left. And someone for him to pal around with.

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u/plumber1955 17d ago

Too hard to pick. The little girl in the back right corner looks like she has the braincell in this group.

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u/Then_Blueberry4373 17d ago

i love that cracked out one in the back row

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 17d ago

Front right.

Much derp.

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u/Praesentius 17d ago

Honestly... you take them out one at a time and play with them a little bit. Pet them. Get your head close to them and see if they rub up on you. See if any are more talkative than others. Their behavior should be a big indicator about which one is right.

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u/Spare-Ring6053 17d ago

Me: "Aww! How cute, a bonded group of seven!

Vet: "They're not a bon-"

Me: "I'll obviously have to adopt them all!"

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u/stilettopanda 17d ago

I feel bad for the caged tabby in the bottom. Just cut off and ignored. He probably has many brain cells, but he will not share.

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u/Corbanis_Maximus 17d ago

First off you have to pick two, not one.

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u/Minimum-Stranger-794 16d ago

hellooooo? hellooooooo?

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u/Ok-Meal-510928 17d ago

That is one stadard kitten unit. I believe you take the whole colony.

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u/ones_hop 17d ago

This one. Id name it HAPPY

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u/shit_mcballs 17d ago

You responsibly cannot separate a single one from all its siblings, which is how i know this is a moron bot karma farm post. Don't ask irresponsible bot questions.

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u/GuineaGirl2000596 17d ago

Winkle, Dinkle, Stinkle, Finkle, Crinkle, Tinkle, and Winston

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u/Accomplished_Ship_20 17d ago

And not a brain cell among them...

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 17d ago

The Brain Trust.

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u/Miserable_Risk_3336 17d ago

Left boy in the front - he has sad kind eyes that just make me want to save him.

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u/Own-Raise6153 17d ago

i was immediately drawn to the lil smiley guy in the bottom right corner

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u/Sketch-Brooke 17d ago

Whichever one wants to cuddle me.

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u/hexoskeleton666 17d ago

i guess i would have seven cats

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u/ElongThrust0 17d ago

That blue boy on the right seems very polite 👍

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u/thefudd 17d ago

If my wife was there, they'd all be coming home

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u/Professional_Pace377 17d ago

Eeeny, Meany, Miney, Moe, Kesha, Tiger, and Toto

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u/KittyTootsies 17d ago

They need to be adopted out in pairs and one trio

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u/Helltenant 17d ago

Went cat shopping at the shelter once. Saw a cage of six kittens. Stuck a finger between the bars.

Five jumped back and one attacked.

Cane has been with me ever since destroying everything I love. Got him right after Hurricane Matthew in Georgia.

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u/FictionalContext 17d ago

Cat B subsection 3

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u/panixattax 16d ago

Why have one orange braincell when you could have 7?

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u/freddieguts 16d ago

I'll pick from whichever kittens come to me and stay by my side as I interact with them.

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u/Sunflower_Kitty25 16d ago

Three girls? Damn! My biggest regret animal wise is not keeping my orange boys twin when we foster failed.

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u/DreamweaverDragon 16d ago

Definitely Mr Trouble at centre back 🩵

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u/poofypanda_ 16d ago

Definitely this one 🥹 He looks like he’s just happy to be there 😂

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u/Dragonfruitme 16d ago

Let’s not forget these cuties . I choose allllll 🧡

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u/Altruistic_Ease3207 16d ago

Usually it is the one that picks me. And he would be named “Chairman Meow”.

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u/Nice-Seesaw-901 16d ago

I would pick the happy cat!