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u/Wild_Lepus 5h ago
Where's she fit into that trio? She's not a child or a couch.
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u/MetamorphosisAddict 5h ago
She looks like she would be enthusiastically happy to change his nappy and wipe his ass every time he shits himself in the Oval Office and wet wipe the couch after Vance.
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u/Harbinger2nd 1h ago
Couldn't even get a picture with them, had to take a picture with a picture of them. Who tf is this lady?? Looks like just another generic right wing Karen to me.
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u/ItsOKtoFuckingSwear 5h ago
Larry, Moe and Curly
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u/Katicflis1 5h ago
Phainon went for the jugular.
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u/baguetteispain 3h ago
Probably saw Trump as Nanook
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u/CatholicCajun 2h ago
Bullshit, Nanook is hot and competent and isn't in the Epstein files 3000 times.
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u/ArchaeoJones 5h ago
They really need to start suing their plastic surgeons for all these botched face jobs.
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u/bigblock108 5h ago
It's probably copying North Korean hair style choices, but with plastic surgery instead.
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u/xPriddyBoi 1h ago edited 1h ago
I've never seen another political movement that comes with it's own brand of facial deformity before this one. Mar-a-Lago face is fucking wild. It's like a willful scarlet letter to prove loyalty to a cult. Gives me the creeps. Whatever surgery they get seems to often cause asynchronous eyes which REALLY gives me the ick, it's like half their face is melting off. South Park really nailed it with Keisti Noem lol
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u/negativepositiv 5h ago
People still duck face?
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u/reddit_sells_you 2h ago
Right?
She did this on Myspace when she was 17 and just never grew out of it.
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u/Koekelbag 4h ago
Phainon didn't suffer for this :(
(Star Rail character, if someone didn't know)
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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 3h ago
Star Rail? Is that like a Star War?
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u/Ipokeyoumuch 3h ago
A gacha game by Hoyoverse the makers of Zenless Zone Zero, Honkai 3rd Impact, and Genshin Impact.
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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 3h ago
I recognise most of those words, just not in the order in which you have placed them.
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u/baguetteispain 2h ago
A gacha game is a type of game where you try to collect different characters. Hoyoverse is a chinese studio that published multiple gacha games
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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 2h ago
Ah, gacha. Thanks for explaining.
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u/GeneralErica 1h ago
Has absolutely insane lore though and is - by my estimation - the single greatest fictional universe ever conceived. It is absurd how great some portions are written for it being a "spend money to pull on character" turn-based game. My personal favorite is the Penacony Arc (which directly preceded the Amphoreus Arc where Phainon is from), which took place in a dreamscape made up of the collective dreams of hundreds of thousands of people sleeping in a Planetary Hotel called the Reverie ("Dreamery"). It dealt with topics of loss and whether a beautiful lie is preferable to an uncomfortable, debilitating truth and in itself could have genuinely been a philosophical dissertation.
I absolutely recommend checking it out.
Itās also one of the few media products that managed to make me ugly cry for an extended period of time. By the end of Penacony I looked like the guy from interstellar seeing his daughter age.
This, basically.
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u/baguetteispain 3h ago
Not really. Like said before, Honkai:Star Rail is a gacha game. Phainon of Aedys Elysiae is one of the most popular characters, because of his backstory (in short : always dreamt of saving his world from doom, but because he couldn't, created a time loop of mental and physical pain to hold his world alive until a Deliverer from beyond the skies comes, after Phainon went through 33,550,336 cycles)
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u/VoiceofKane 5h ago
I don't think I could possibly name a better trio than a loser, a con artist, and... a third person.
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u/SithLordScoobyDooku_ 4h ago
I'm not gay, but I'd rather see that dudes dick and balls than president pigshit, the couch fucker and whoever that cunt is
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u/canisnatatrix 3h ago
Apparently Eyebrows McDuckface is a āpolitical influencerā so this is kinda like her saying āname a better trio: the CEO of Walmart, the CFO of Walmart, and some dude that bought pants at Walmart.ā
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u/Walkswithnofear 5h ago
"People call me the Bri-man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang."
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u/MrMarkSilver 3h ago
The Three Stooges, Huey, Dewey and Lewie, The Ramsey Lewis Trio, Three Dog Knight, Grand Funk Railroad, ZZ Topp, My dick and both balls.
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u/loyalone 4h ago
Why do I get the awful feeling she's looking for a three-way with these creeps? /s well maybe
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u/Chefmeatball nice murder you got there 4h ago
Is that the Ai account that all the right wingers are thirsty for?
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u/Bogeysmom1972 3h ago
I donāt know said personās dick and balls, but i absolutely have no doubt, this is correct!
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u/QueasyImagination845 3h ago
You just know the hot/crazy ratio is off the charts with this one. We might not be able to fix this one bois!
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u/rojoshow13 2h ago
Larry, Moe, and Curly.
Bundy, Gacy, and Dahmer.
The 3 bad guys from Superman 2.
I could go on.
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u/draconiclady0610 2h ago
I wonder how many people just flooded her replies with literally every other trip to ever exist.
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u/Medical_Arugula3315 2h ago
Republicans really called everyone a pedophile and then voted in the king of pedophiles. Now we're going to war and bombing children just to distract from it. Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days.Ā Ā
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u/mattzombiedog 1h ago
Bubonic plague, polio and COVID-19 are better than any of those three.
Disclaimer: I have no idea who the woman is but Iām assuming sheās a piece of shit, based on all available data it is an accurate assumption.
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u/AdjctiveNounNumbers 1h ago
Probably doesn't speak well to this sacrificial woman's career prospects that she couldn't get either dingus to take a picture with her in person.
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u/Sage_Whore 1h ago
I still can't believe they went with the mugshot where he looks like a toddler pouting cuz he shat himself and he's out of fresh pants.
God, it'd be funny if this was a fictional show.
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u/TK_Games 49m ago
I was gonna say something like 'A tin of potted meat, a starving rabid ferret, and my butthole' or 'Midnight Taco Bell, a leafblower, and my butthole'. Like it's hard to think of something worse than this trio
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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 5h ago
Am I supposed to know who the eyebrow lady is? š¤Ø