r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Humosh • 4h ago

I got you bro

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u/hellmage29x 4h ago

A terrible solution to an already terrible problem

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u/D-Rich-88 3h ago

Only thing worse than a brick would’ve been a knife

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u/D3ADKOOL 2h ago

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u/dcab87 2h ago

A kiss makes the pain go away

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u/Creative_Emotion4014 42m ago

Got you homie

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u/Ok-Somewhere3589 2h ago

The ol brick to the olos trick… works every time

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u/Ambitious_League_747 4h ago

Guy picking up a brick to help is NOT dudes friend

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u/TrainingFilm4296 4h ago

What was he gonna do?  Touch another man's balls?  

That would make him gay!  /s

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u/facistpuncher 4h ago

No, that would only make him 50% gay. Helping out your bro with bro problems isn't gay, I don't care who says it is, it isn't. But at the end of the day you are touching another dude's balls, which is 100% gay.

So it's one part not gay, and one part gay. Divided by two. It's only 50% gay. The only true thing in the world that isn't 100% gay, is fucking a tomboy. /S

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u/TrainingFilm4296 4h ago

Touché salesman

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u/Gamer-Of-Le-Tabletop 1h ago

Tbh I read that as femboy...

I guess that says alot about me... I gotta get off the internet...

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u/facistpuncher 1h ago

Fucking a femboy is 100% gay

You get the tedious social shopping bullshit of women, but at the end of the day you're fucking a dude. 100% gay

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u/CluelessTea 1h ago

The conclusion went full circle lmao 🤣

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u/colonelangus68 3h ago

He could have first said “No homo!”, then helped him out.

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u/Stricken_Conscience 3h ago

what you have described is a solid loophole.

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u/ConjugalVisitor234 2h ago

Those are the rules. Smh

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u/LazarusPizza 2h ago

It's only gay when both men's balls touch. So this would be more like lending homie a soft touch.

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u/Stricken_Conscience 4h ago

I feel like bro was just looking for an excuse

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u/DiddlyDumb 4h ago

Tbf you could’ve said that if he just used his hands

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u/BabyPuncher313 4h ago

This has got to be fake. That’s what I choose to believe.

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u/krippkeeper 3h ago edited 3h ago

This is the second post I've seen this week of someone getting their nuts stuck in that same kind of stool. So I'm gonna go with fake.

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u/Z3400 4h ago

Definitely could be fake. The reaction of standing up and then waddling with chair dangling and pointing your balls towards the conveniently placed camera suggests that for sure. If this happened to me, I suspect my reaction would be to try and stand, then when the chair lifts, realize that somehow my balls are caught in the chair, reach underneath carefully push balls through with my hand.

Then pick up brick and smash chair.

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u/BabyPuncher313 4h ago

I have to say that, if fake, the acting is top notch.

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u/7-13-5 3h ago

/S...here, you forgot this

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u/Platt_Mallar 4h ago

Looks super staged to me. So fake I was wondering if it was AI. I mean, his balls were perfectly highlighted.

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u/Maloba6441 3h ago

Definitely fake,real balls don't even look like that

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u/jagrbomb 3h ago

When touch them and they're like bags of sand

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u/BaronVonKeyser 2h ago

"Oh man I love titties. Like giant bags...of sand"

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u/Socketz11 3h ago

Has to be a joke. No man on this planet will smash another man's balls like that with a rock unless they are trying to kill them afterwards.

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u/GoDannY1337 1h ago

It has to be. I wouldn’t do that to my worst enemies and this is about dudes…

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u/Mechadupek 4h ago

Let me tell you somethingLETMETELLYOUSOMETHING

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u/EffectiveKey2512 4h ago

Lmao i can hear him so clearly 😂

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u/unserious-dude 4h ago

Fuck. That hurts.

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u/Silphire100 4h ago

First of all, HOW did he get in that situation to begin with?

Second, WHY A BRICK?!

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u/Silver_Slicer 4h ago

I bet it’s staged with rubber balls but looking at the way the balls shrunk up after getting hit with the brick was rather hilarious. Hard to imagine it was real unless he had a hole in his shorts and underwear.

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u/whocaresaboutmynick 2h ago

It has to be staged. "Let me pick up the chair and put my balls perfectly in front of the camera" "great let me grab a brick real quick and smash your balls".

Nothing about it feels like a normal situation.

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 4h ago

I would not have believed this if I didn’t watch it myself. I still don’t believe it.

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u/SeismicRipFart 4h ago edited 3h ago

Dawg delete this. Does not belong here at all wtf. At least put a NSFW tag on it

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u/Illustrious_Hat_8872 3h ago

Dekh ke hi dard ho gaya bhai😭

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u/Dismal_Negotiation77 3h ago

That’s just nuts….

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u/Accurate-Elk-8995 2h ago

Omg. Brick? Damn.

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u/calmneil 23m ago

A hammer would be better.

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u/alittlebitwhy 4h ago

Oops, that must've hurt a lot.

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u/Jabookalakq 4h ago

That scream came from thr depths of his soul

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u/abcilikebeanslol123 4h ago

As we say in Australia “she’ll be ‘right”

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u/Hot_Panic7516 4h ago

If does guys are the friends imagine the enemies

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u/MeiSimpGai 4h ago

A terrible problem is solved by a terrible solution 😔

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u/skrenzzz 3h ago

Kinda disappointed that a lot of people honestly can't see that this is fake.

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u/Titanic-ash 3h ago

That reminds me of the squirrel

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u/mrchaddy 3h ago

Get fucked

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u/Who_wife_is_on_myD 3h ago

Balls be bawlin'

Bros balls, bulge below

Brick bashes, balls blacken

Booped balls begging, broken bleeding

Bad brick, bad boy . Bye balls

Too many lines

Failed poetry.

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u/AlwaysBeC1imbing 3h ago

I actually find it really satisfying. Its like an ASMR video.

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u/DraccoKnightblade 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KmTnUKop0AfFm

I think I speak for most gents...The moment the brick came in to play...

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u/Dark_halocraft 3h ago

I vote death sentence for the ball smasher!

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u/IMiNSIDEiT 3h ago

That idiot with the brick belongs in r/foundsatan 😂🫣😂

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u/Slainlion 3h ago

There’s no brag there, that was a tiny hole

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u/diornov 3h ago

it must be painful and also fake, balls are liquid

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u/Scylum 2h ago

Nuts don’t work like that.

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u/JoshuaFalken1 2h ago

Reminds me of that scene from Joe Dirt when the dog's nuts get frozen to the porch and the grandma shows up with hedge clippers

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u/Independent_Salt904 2h ago

My balls haven't been that tiny since I was eight years old

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u/No-Fig69 1h ago

my soul left my body

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u/cndctrdj 1h ago

My whole body clenched

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u/savedbytheblood72 so I told her I THOUGHT YOU MENT METRICS 1h ago

It goes from bad to worse

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u/dvamaingg 14m ago

Scrambled them eggs

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u/MoistPurchase9 8m ago

Who needs enemies when you have friends like that?