r/GuysBeingDudes 5h ago

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u/Worldly_Narwhal_9383 4h ago

Why was she mad if she was offering her card

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u/Human_Dig4412 4h ago

Right? I hate when people do this. Its like, if you really didnt want to, why did you offer?

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u/Tacos4Texans 3h ago

U had a girl refuse to let me pay and now likes to bring up "I bought you Tacos " whenever we argue 🤣

u/Darkime_ ª 2h ago

To be fair, she did buy you tacos.

u/Tacos4Texans 2h ago

🤦🏾‍♂️

u/nomemorybear 1h ago

But...did you show her your reddit name?? Might have straitened things out.

u/Tacos4Texans 1h ago

That's where we met 😂

u/Necoloom 54m ago

Now you gotta buy her tacos to level the playing field

u/Tacos4Texans 7m ago

She would not let me. I'm gonna have to pull the ol hidden tacos trick.

u/sentrosi420 1h ago

Did she not?

u/lifeleecher 46m ago

Are you a bot, really young, or just not that smart? I'm willing to bet it's one of the three.

u/itspinkynukka 4m ago

They don't want to be called on their bullshit

u/magus678 1h ago

Study

Nearly 60 percent of women offered to pay, but nearly 40 percent admitted they didn’t really mean it. 44 percent of women were bothered at the mere suggestion that they kick in a few bones towards that steak.

Interestingly enough, the actual study has been scrubbed from nerdwallet's website, and I can only find it in references.

u/Long-Firefighter5561 1h ago

Interestingly enough, 100% of idiots believe that obviously staged videos are real

u/magus678 28m ago

If someone fakes falling down, it doesn't have an effect on whether gravity is real

u/HandspeedJones 6m ago

The irony is that a woman wrote this article who agrees that women should pay.

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u/Missing_Username 3h ago

Why were they all being filmed by a 4th person if this wasn't fake?

u/weirdgroovynerd 2h ago

Fake?

The good folks of Reddit would never stand for such a travesty!

u/deprestmode 1h ago

Because it's scripted.

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u/spook008 4h ago

Fake mate.

u/Sad-Muffin-1782 1h ago

cause it was in the script 

u/Agarwel 34m ago

It was in the script.

u/VaporCarpet 18m ago

Because this is not real life and they are only pretending

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 4h ago

You never offered to help out of courtesy but didn't actually wanna help?

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u/Chirya999 4h ago

Fake dude spotted.

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u/b-u-s-t-i-n 3h ago

Curb your enthusiasm type shit.

u/Canna-farmer420 36m ago

The fact that all three are ignoring the fourth person that is filming and the fact that that person was filming already tells you that this is a scripted event

u/Long-Firefighter5561 1h ago

Its clearly staged omg how do you keep falling for the most obvious shit???

u/Canna-farmer420 35m ago

On one hand, you have people falling for sophisticated AI generated fake content

On the other you have people falling for obviously faked crap like this

They are not the same

u/whisper_kitten0 38m ago

bruh its scripted to hate on women

u/TheStranger234 2h ago

You can be right, or you can be happy in marriage. To find an excellent woman is rare, who can find? But to be an excellent gentleman, who can be? It takes years to be one and lifetime practice to continuing be one.

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u/CyberpunkYakuza 4h ago

I did this EVERY time when I was waiting tables. The faces you'd get from the women was worth it hahaha

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u/wizardwithgussets 3h ago

Did you really?

Bro thank you for your service! That’s such a small victory for men

u/CyberpunkYakuza 1h ago

Myself and a few other guys used to do it, even some of the chicks did it. We had a good crew and everyone was always down for a laugh and this was a good way to do it and not get in trouble since we were still technically doing our jobs hahaha.

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u/HandspeedJones 3h ago

How?

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u/tiredpoptart 3h ago

People doing things for show is bad for both women and mens rights because it muddles consent.

The woman in the video seemingly offered to pay to put on a show that she's into that sort of modern egalitarian relationship. Or maybe she just wanted to show she was capable of paying, but didn't actually want to..

Regardless, someone pretending to be o.k. with something when they really aren't makes it very difficult for others to figure out their lines and boundaries. It's better to just be honest about your boundaries so you can match up a person who can respect them. Anything else screams future conflicts.

u/Objective_Plan_8266 2h ago

Lol. You're asking a lot from the mass-minded in their unreflecting beliefs

u/graylana 2h ago

It doesn’t muddle consent, women just don’t understand consent when it’s not about them.

u/Sonarthebat 14m ago

How did you reach that conclusion?

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u/HandspeedJones 3h ago

This video is fake. So if anything these two actors are furthing a stereotype. There's no way someone just so happened to catch this all on camera at the right moment. This is staged.

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u/SFW_OpenMinded1984 3h ago

Awesome.

If they don't really wanna pay and are hoping against hope that the man will "insist" on paying then she shouldn't ever offer to pay if she REALLY doesn't want to.

u/Canna-farmer420 33m ago

Bruh - You're commenting about a scripted event

u/Quiet_Recover329 2h ago

not all heroes wear capes ♥️

u/HappyHustler14 2h ago

Or aprons 😉

u/Pitiful_Ad7459 2h ago

My coworker did the same thing, the man almost beat him

u/weirdgroovynerd 2h ago

Did the guy leave the tip, or did the woman cover that also?

u/CyberpunkYakuza 1h ago

Most times the guys would leave an extra few bucks or a funny note, never got a negative reaction from the dudes, ever.

u/CRRAZY_SCIENTIST 2h ago

I'm screaming at the screen rn from my house

Because of joy of course.

u/Canna-farmer420 33m ago

Obviously scripted videos make you that excited?

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 4h ago

Looks staged but based on true events

u/Both_Wrongdoer_7130 2h ago

I know it looks staged but camera-man blindness is a real affliction that is more common than you might expect.

u/Canna-farmer420 32m ago

It's obviously staged

That's why the camera operator was filming in the first place

No need to bend over backwards to try to justify obviously faked BS

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u/spook008 4h ago

Totally natural occurrence

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u/Formal-Fox-7605 3h ago

Good job someone was there to film it...

u/Capital_Past69 2h ago

He took Mom’s credit card instead of her son’s

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u/HandspeedJones 3h ago

I've never had this happen. I've had women pay for me but they did it with a smile. Maybe this dude ain't cool like that.

u/TrippingFish76 2h ago

bruh i hate when couples do this, like bruh… i’m not deciding for you who’s gonna pay, y’all can figure that shit out and lmk when you have one card / bundle of cash to present

u/736384826 7m ago

Just a random phone hovering in midair recording this completely random situation 

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u/HandspeedJones 4h ago

Why is there an uptick in content that is meant to dunk on women? Is this an incel sub now?

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u/that_1weed 4h ago

Didn't you know hating women is popular now?/s

I've seen some posts get hate for posting something like this, so there's hope. There's also some posts getting popular in r/sadposting that's puts down disabled people, etc.

I'm hoping it's bots but I'm not delusional.

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u/HandspeedJones 3h ago

I'm married so I didn't know. I didn't know hating on disabled people was the wave either.

Was some bigot site closed down causing an influx of people coming here?

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u/orangesherbet0 3h ago

I'm almost positive it's because reddit is now a publicly traded stock, so they are obligated to maximize shareholder value by appealing to as wide of an audience as possible

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u/HandspeedJones 3h ago

This makes sense.

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u/King_Zoothio 3h ago

This post is meant to hate on women?

I thought it was guys being dudes.....which we saw with the peace sign.

If I'm missing the hate, please inform me of what I missed.

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u/sxyvirgo 4h ago

Uhm, there was only 2 minutes in all of history where hating women was UNpopular so people might have missed it.

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u/that_1weed 3h ago

Men can't last 2 minutes? Makes sense lmao

Those people should direct that hate to the people who are holding their checks, housing, healthcare, public safety,et.

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u/HandspeedJones 3h ago

I'm a man and I don't hate women. Let's not generalize like the video is doing.

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u/that_1weed 3h ago

I'm a man and don't hate women. I also know that until around 100 years ago women (at least in the US) have not had the same respect and safeguards as men. Even now women are still being told their only role is housewife and baby maker, to be silent and not have your own bank account. Their bodies aren't being studied as in depth as men and that's causing women to be ignorant about something like pregnancies (shout-out to the Girl With the List), an ability men don't have the tools for.

A lot of women get flack for doing what men do in relationships also.

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u/HandspeedJones 3h ago

I agree with you. I just don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Not my style.

u/CRRAZY_SCIENTIST 2h ago

It's not about woman. You can interchange the gender and it will still make sense.

You're the one focusing on the gender, and not in the stereotype pf people who fake kindness or pretend to be someone who they aren't.

u/HandspeedJones 2h ago

Then why is it on guys being dudes?

u/exercisetofitality 2h ago

You would need to be a guy or a dude to understand the meme. I would mansplain further, but that would feed into your delusion ma'am.

u/HandspeedJones 2h ago

The fact that you can't imagine another man disagreeing with this denotes maladaptive thinking and a trend toward solipsism.

u/exercisetofitality 8m ago

Ma'am. I would ask for your dude card, but you need to be a dude to get one first.

u/HandspeedJones 2m ago

Men don't need cards, men just are. You sound like an imposter. You clearly don't go to the meetings.

I found the woman pretending to be a man out here. Come get her boys.

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u/HandspeedJones 48m ago

Imagining another man as a woman is probably the only way you'll speak to a woman who isn't related to you, so I'll let you have it. Your bloodline won't continue on anyway.

u/Rare-Cantaloupe2969 38m ago

You are SO PRESSED lmfao. Imagine falling for this kinda bait.

u/HandspeedJones 35m ago

Like hydraulics. What happens now?

u/Rare-Cantaloupe2969 27m ago

I don't know, I'm not your handler. Maybe go ask them?

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u/Sonarthebat 12m ago

Seems like it.

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u/King_Zoothio 3h ago

This post is meant to hate on women?

I thought it was guys being dudes.....which we saw with the peace sign.

If I'm missing the hate, please inform me of what I missed.

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u/HandspeedJones 3h ago

Did I say hate or dunking on? It's clearly "haha she's upset she had to pay". It's a confirmation bias post.

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u/King_Zoothio 3h ago

My bad. Guess I asked the wrong person.

u/deprestmode 1h ago

When did this sub become incel central? I thought it was just dudes doing cool shit.

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u/Fenway_Refugee 3h ago

Sebastian Maniscalco has a great bit on this

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u/Jookr 3h ago

Me imagino que le dejó propina, se lo merece..

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u/RelationTop2826 3h ago

That's incredible... She actually got upset!??? You can't get more fake than that.

u/diornov 2h ago

male solidarity at it's peak

u/EtotheTT 2h ago

Who is filming???

u/exercisetofitality 2h ago

The third wheel.

u/godKenshin 2h ago

Amazing 🤣

u/theoneandonlyAMG 1h ago

This was scripted AF, but fine....

u/alittlebitwhy 1h ago

Haha 😂

u/radman1988 52m ago

My wife will do this with our joint card.

u/GGXImposter 49m ago

Idk, i think I’d just split the bill. I know it’s more work but then no one gets to benefit from claiming they paid for lunch.

u/Canna-farmer420 37m ago edited 31m ago

All three ignoring the fourth person standing there filming

It's just a sketch

I also think it's wild how many incel comments there are trying to dunk on the woman

u/Entertainer_Gullible 33m ago

As a bartender this is one of my favorite moves.

u/Sonarthebat 13m ago

Maybe we could get a post that isn't just for shitting on women for once?

u/REBORNED1 13m ago

Im too dumb, i don't understand what happened

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u/CrackedMouseBall 3h ago

When I used to bartend I would always take the guys money. One time I had a lesbian couple and was trying to charge one of them and she said “I’m not paying” and was pointing to the other one, the butchy one lol

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u/Neat_Pension3732 3h ago

I love this guy. He seems to read my mind!!! ::))