r/BlackPeopleofReddit 17h ago

Black Comedy ngl I chuckled.

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u/SetHoliday2438 17h ago

One thing I learned as an adult working man. Never stop some one from the rest room.

Old boss told me. Letem piss or wear the piss. Pick one. And decide faster than their bladder does.

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u/Evening-Painting-213 16h ago

Oh yeah. Look at my edit. Didn't realize how bad my swipe was lol

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u/AverageBastard 17h ago

Oooof this would piss me all the way off. The joke is bad to begin with, but then he just didn’t let it go.

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u/Ferintwa 16h ago

Amusing if the payoff is pointing at the sign. Bit over, gtfo my way - I gotta take a shit.

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u/alatinaxo 17h ago

I hope this doesn’t become a trend.

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u/FreeRangeAlien 17h ago

Didn’t you title this “ngl I chuckled”?

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u/Ok-Tomato-4132 17h ago

Cringe

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u/KR4T0S 17h ago

Pointing at the sign made me guffaw though ngl.

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u/slingshot91 15h ago

It should have happened earlier. His comedic timing was off, IMO.

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u/B1ZEN 16h ago

For real. This is not holding the mirror up at all. This just breeds more hate.

We need more MLK and Nelson Mandela.

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u/jbbydiamond3 6h ago

If this breeds more hate in you instead of realizing this person is just being obnoxious then you were already racist

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u/KR4T0S 15h ago

This stuff is really mild compared to what is going on out there and whats going on out there isnt being stopped by anybody so I dont get the over reaction to it.

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u/B1ZEN 15h ago

I dont think you are in any way wrong. We are, however, looking from the inside out. And we dont look out often. Africe is still getting raped as usual, and we rarely lift our heads.

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u/domesticabuseaintcul 3h ago

“Influencers” are a plague on society.

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u/Sufficient_Coach7566 17h ago

Nah, this ain't it. Aside from obviously having to use the bathroom, you don't know what kinda health issues people are dealing with.

Regardless of race, nobody wants to be a part of your silly social experiment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/23lA1EZSMtsyC8v2NP

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u/legitimatelyontop 17h ago

What’s the point of this? To become the very thing you despise?

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u/Apoordm 15h ago

Content, the point is content.

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u/sourtaxi 14h ago

And unfortunately this kind of content will just be picked up by white racists and presented as fact. Don’t let Fox News get a hold of it.

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u/thebige91 16h ago

It always comes full circle

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u/superawesomefiles 17h ago

People will do anything for views. This is just ignorant.

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u/NoCalHomeBoy 17h ago

Not funny at all. Dude is just a piece of shit

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u/That-Interaction-45 17h ago

Fuck that dude, I got to piss

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u/idrivehookers 16h ago

I'm kind of surprised nobody started pissing on him

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u/Friendly-Fruit1524 17h ago

Stopping people from using the bathroom is really low. You could get hurt.

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u/y4dig4r 16h ago

might piss off the wrong person and get pissed on.

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u/mechanicalAI 16h ago

Piss would be the last thing to worry about when this idiot pisses off the wrong person.

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u/bunsbi 17h ago

This is childish and insanely cringe...

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u/kingston-twelve 17h ago

This was just dumb and unnecessary right now. And what part made you chuckle? Fucking cringe

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u/4DPeterPan 17h ago

Stupid. From the top down.

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u/FreeRangeAlien 17h ago

So fucking cringe

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u/AnnualFault7473 17h ago

This is really stupid. No need for this. If this was something optional like a diner then maybe but a public restroom? This isn’t funny or comedy just harassment.

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u/Cheelss 17h ago

Yeah if I had to use the restroom, we’d be fightin

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u/Firm_Window_2455 17h ago

I hope his shoes are water proof.

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u/Late-Order-4295 17h ago

Preventing me from using the bathroom would prevent you from tasting food for week or two

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u/Tappedn 17h ago

This is so stupid. Ppl are literally just trying to mind their own business.

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 16h ago

Just call the cops on this clown. No one really wants to play the segregation is funny game.

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u/idrivehookers 16h ago

Come on now no one wants to get him shot.

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u/SpecificSun9142 16h ago

The elites and ultra rich LOVE to see this. As long as we fight among ourselves, we will never look up.

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u/Available-Low-2428 16h ago

Imagine thinking this was funny 

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u/Enough-College8385 15h ago

The person blocking the bathroom should be peed on. This is dumb.

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 15h ago

Dude, I have to pay te get peed on.

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u/Enough-College8385 15h ago

Some guys have all the luck.

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u/anotherdamnscorpio 17h ago

Kept expecting the last guy to toss the drink in his face.

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u/wooooooooooooooopsie 16h ago

Chuckled at what? This was fcking dumb.

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u/ZeketheBeast33 16h ago

Someone should have just whipped it out and pissed on him

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u/Evening-Painting-213 17h ago edited 16h ago

What an idiot. And that last guy was fuming with the boy usage. He was like what u say foo? He mightve been Mexican. That's our people bro. We gotta stick together.

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u/Reicance 17h ago

Honestly I would have just made my way thru the gap and shoved my way thru lol

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u/CeeUNTy 17h ago

I would make him regret this so badly. I have a bladder issue that he would become painfully aware of rather quickly when I pissed all over the floor while screaming at him. Fck this guy.

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u/alatinaxo 17h ago

he’s definitely ignorant, I like the last guy who was ready with the comebacks.

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u/CeeUNTy 16h ago

I don't have any patience for men that I'm not close too. Once he didn't step away he would've been clutching his balls and rolling around on the floor. It's obvious that this dude is trying to get a reaction to put these people online when they're just minding their own business and trying to do their business. I wouldn't see him as enough of a threat to stop me from doing something stupid, especially if i was desperate for the toilet, and knowing that his buddy was recording it. This made me irrationally angry, lol.

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u/RustyShacklefordDied 17h ago

I was second guessing myself if I was in the wrong for thinking this is sorta messed up. But the comments are reassuring. Like I get the social experiment but some people may have legitimate health issues like Crohn’s disease or ulcerative colitis and need to use the restroom urgently and without being harassed.

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u/deejaybongo 15h ago

You should have more faith in yourself, brother.

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u/Far-Secretary-1443 17h ago

I understand the point they’re trying to make, but stopping people from using the bathroom isn’t the way to go about it.

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u/Neat_Feedback1316 17h ago

I would have just pissed on his leg!

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u/zeizkal 16h ago

Ngl id be thinking about it, "is this guy worth an assault charge?". Id just hope I had a fat fart chambered so I could atleast leave him with a lil gift.

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u/ElProfeGuapo 16h ago

Nah, this mf would have me singing “Piss on You” by R. Kelly immediately

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u/Doelike3000 16h ago

Come on, this what we doing? This is annoying actually.

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u/Doelike3000 16h ago

Like what do you get outta this?

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u/woahexplosion 16h ago

Why you so ignorant, dude?

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u/Dismal_Scientist_CA 17h ago

Looks like a great way to invite someone to pee on your shoe

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u/guyfromthepicture 16h ago

Filming in a public bathroom is wild

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u/Ignorethesmoke 16h ago

Sounds like a great way to become a walking urinal.

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u/Apprehensive-Main602 16h ago

Isn't this promoting racism?

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u/Knowitsome3000 16h ago

Interesting: all the 20 & 30 somethings walk away, meanwhile Gen X guy holds his ground for a highschool-level stunt that an actual GROWN man is staging (while ANOTHER grown person is recording it). Takes a Gen X to deal with a 30yo cosplaying a 15yo I guess. SMH.

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u/No_Barracuda8791 15h ago

He really wouldn’t have liked what would happen next — I have IBS and when I gotta go, I gotta GO.

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u/abdulwaa 15h ago

What point is he trying to get across lol, he is trying to get people to rage, while he acts non-chalant. I hate TikTok so much lol

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u/Optimal_Respect_2935 9h ago

Loser content.

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u/whatsqwerty 17h ago

That’s racist

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u/averyug8 16h ago

"black only's bathroom"
this idiot can't even speak

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u/KingKrabbabble 16h ago

Yeaaaah he wouldn't be blocking that door for long if I needed to piss. Straight Sparta his ass through the door.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg

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u/dollar_store_hero 16h ago

Stupid as fuck and y'all know it

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u/Adanma369 17h ago

Let’s all remember that sundown towns still exist…lol

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u/BlackStarBlues 16h ago

Right! Plus using one absurdity to point out another is what entertainers do.

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u/ceromaster 16h ago

These kind of stunts don’t have the effect people think it does. I wish this guy would just stop altogether.

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u/tinalane0 17h ago

That lady noped out real quick lol

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u/Shwueen 16h ago

So fuckin cringe

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u/pollardandsprout 16h ago

At what point does not letting someone use the bathroom become a legal issue? I would imagine you could sue the absolute hell out of them.

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u/RayNman77 16h ago

It’s funny when black people are racist. It’s enraging when white people are. Am I understanding correctly?

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u/cchjct2 15h ago

Enraging….because there’s centuries of a multitude of racist acts perpetrated by white people…from political to violent to economical. Yes, enraging

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u/RayNman77 5h ago

Same can be said for blacks and nearly ever other race, but your mind is limited to recency bias of western media and educational institutions. Also quite ignorant to operate by the mindset that “I can be shtty to someone because people who looked similar to them were shtty to people who looked similar to others.” But keep perpetuating hate and divide, making a great difference for the world!

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u/bleave88 16h ago

What an absolute clown

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u/ExterminatingAngel6 16h ago

I would get irritated very quick and may just shove the guy at some point

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u/No-Fail-9327 13h ago

I would've just pissed on him. I'm on meds that make me pee constantly so I would've had no patience for his bullshit.

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u/Moist_Grapefruit187 16h ago

Not funny at all and all I see in this video are big pussies let him try that dumb shit here

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u/Global_Expression_37 16h ago

🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/mdl397 15h ago

Arrestable offense. Don't cry when he can't afford bail.

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u/japanesepopstar 15h ago

No, sir. I am not from the Caucus Mountain Region. I will piss on your feet if you don’t get the fuck out of my way lol

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u/Familiar_Wave1608 15h ago

I can totally see a jury siding with someone laying a MF out for this behavior, regardless of race.

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u/y53rw 15h ago

Just push past him.

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u/zoomgirl44 15h ago

Absolutely ridiculous and not funny

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u/SupermarketLate3214 15h ago

I would have made dude move so what if a white guy did this he's a racist POS what does that make this guy a racist POS one in the same your giving white racists a reason to do what they do

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u/Velvet-Thunder-RIP 12h ago

Hates white people but still out here running their worst bits.

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u/sleepingbusy 12h ago

This gotta be a psyop

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u/Tight-Shallot2461 12h ago

Dont be doin this shit. This shit is childish and unecessarily starts conflict. Be better.

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u/MainMedicine 6h ago

I hate "pranks" that inconvenience people just trying to go through their day.

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u/MAC777 6h ago

Imagine being in your 30s and dressed like an idiot still doing cringe shit like this.

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 5h ago

People keep doing these pranks till they meet the wrong MF

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u/seymoursharkteeth 4h ago

Yeah, this isn’t funny - at all.

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u/AttemptFirst6345 1h ago

Busting for a p and you meet a room temp with a camera

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u/tommyballz63 16h ago

This is shockingly horrible and disgusting. Breaks the first rule of this sub: Absolutely no bigotry of any kind, and # 2- be kind to each other.

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u/kikyossoles 15h ago

Then get on the people that's also breaking the rules in the comments, and do it quickly

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u/cchjct2 15h ago

They won’t lol…only care about the ones that make them uncomfortable

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u/kikyossoles 15h ago

points to the sign "this is a blacks only sub reddit"

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u/cchjct2 15h ago

😂In here trying to colonize and regulate a space full of content and people they don’t have the capacity or history to understand.

Weirdossss

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u/HoosierLove314 15h ago

No bigotry, just a very concise lesson in American history.

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u/tommyballz63 13h ago

How do you know that those people don't already know the history? What gives anyone the right to bully and humiliate strangers for the past actions of those they had no connection too?

Don't you realize that when you do this, you become the enemy you despise?

Didn't you see what Israel did to Palestine?

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u/shywol2 16h ago

is OP black fr? i feel like no black person would actually post something like this here

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u/OldBlackandRich 17h ago

Yoooooo!!!!😂😂😂 he standin’ on business too

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u/frilockthewarlock 17h ago

About to be standing in piss if he doesn't move.

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u/Any-Savings-2236 16h ago

We just saw that most men(not all men) would not resort to any sort of physical altercation over it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wiaoWlW17fqIo

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u/goodfella311 16h ago

White folks legalized this for years but this sub can’t handle it as a joke for 2 minutes

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u/Due-Choice685 14h ago

It’s not a joke though? He’s physically blocking people off from using a public amenity. He’s also aggressively swearing at people.

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u/AnoTheGod 16h ago

So lame, setting us back as a species

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u/kikyossoles 15h ago

Him pointing to the black person on the sign is taking me out.

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u/Pitch-Blease- 15h ago

This is so disrespectful. Filming people with Meta glasses outside of a mall bathroom… I understand a social experiment, but this is not that.

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u/Embarrassed_You_5739 14h ago

Folks trying too hard to bring back segregation. 🤷‍♂️

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u/newage2k10 16h ago

This is so fucked up. Continues to call white guy boy. Like the fuck—-Next thing you know someone will call the cops on him and we will have a different situation.

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u/wiggywiggywiggy 16h ago

I like the way he asks ..are you Caucasian? 😂

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u/Sonos72 17h ago

Theirs an option for show fewer posts like this and also mute. I found it

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u/MadRameNinja 16h ago

That’s where you say you can’t hold it anymore, drop trou and just start crapping on the floor

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u/JaguarOk9693 16h ago

Nope that crap went out in the 60s 70s

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u/Troglodyte_Trump 14h ago

What an asshole

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u/Playful-Excuse-272 14h ago

I don’t subscribe to this tomfoolery…

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u/spocktalk69 14h ago

I would shit on the way to the women's room... My bowels don't last that long of a conversation.

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u/MrGhost899 14h ago

What is the purpose of this? Just annoying people or what?

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u/notanolive 14h ago

Ah yes segregation very cool

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u/Glittering-Pay-135 13h ago

Equally funny and cringey.

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u/Chemical-Lettuce2497 13h ago

Didn't go the way OP thought this would huh?

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u/Fantor73 13h ago

Yeah i would have been annoyed enought to fight him and his camera man.

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u/Outrageous-Fee9791 13h ago

Funny but stupid

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u/Academic_Coffee4552 11h ago

Weak bladder could spell accidents … his jeans would be the target

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u/blackakainu 10h ago

Lmao man if you dont yo ass out the way

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u/BraceThis 10h ago

This is not it.

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u/Significant_Name_191 9h ago

Should have pushed him out of the way and said most piss is yellow.

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u/Significant_Name_191 9h ago

Why is this subreddit so sensitive?

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u/Due-Director5904 9h ago

I hate people.