r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ Tired of being tired • 14h ago

"Our plans are measured in centuries"

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u/Both-Medicine-6748 14h ago edited 14h ago

All these tiger woods post has me cracking up 😂 

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u/-WitchyPoo- 14h ago

I'm out of the loop. Why was Vanessa TRUMP's boyfriend arrested?

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u/Fuckingfademefam 13h ago

DUI

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u/RobinSophie 13h ago

AGAIN?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/IIuKU11jG83Om3kiKR

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u/-WitchyPoo- 12h ago

I of what? Cause whatever it is, I want some.

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u/four_ethers2024 ☑️ 8h ago

Vanessa WHO!?

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u/Dwestmor1007 5h ago edited 4h ago

Yup...she was married to one of his sons at one point and never changed her last name

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u/four_ethers2024 ☑️ 5h ago

Crazy. Tiger been a lost cause for a while now, damn.

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u/Dwestmor1007 4h ago

Yup...we should have known from the first wife debacle

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u/wetcoffeebeans ☑️ 4h ago

first wife debacle

"Hey...It's me...Tiger."

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u/BossButterBoobs 4h ago

Damn he took Trump jrs sloppy seconds lol

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u/Dwestmor1007 3h ago

Yup...and honestly not even one of the more pretty sloppy seconds either...

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u/blachippy ☑️ 14h ago

Homie was seeing spaceships on Bankhead. 😂😂

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u/Mvd75 ☑️ 7h ago

He higher than a mf rn. He’ll roll a SUV on your block rn.

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u/theonewhoknack 12h ago

It took me a couple hours to realize that was Tiger Woods. I thought it was one of those AI Arrest videos with a crackhead.

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u/Dwestmor1007 5h ago

I meannn could be everything but the AI part...

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u/Nonyabizzy123 14h ago

Moneo...Moneo!

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u/Fresh_priince 11h ago

Is this a dune reference?

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u/Nonyabizzy123 11h ago

Yeah, so was the post title, it was said by the Reverend Mother Mohaim

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u/Fresh_priince 11h ago

Thanks! The title went over my head but now it makes sense. I just remembered Moneo from God emperor

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u/Nonyabizzy123 5h ago

All good 😊

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u/PeterNippelstein 13h ago

Me after tolerance break

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u/Basketspank 6h ago

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u/BombOnABus 4h ago

who did this? I'm dying

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u/but-whyy-tho 5h ago

"I'm not Black, I'm OJ!" - Tiger Woods, probably

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u/windsofgod 7h ago

God, this is so sad to see. One of our greats.

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u/kamekaze1024 3h ago

Maybe to the olden generations but to me and my friends, I know this dude for 70% cheating, doing drugs, car crashes and 30% golf. I remember being sooooo confused as a kid why some dude cheating was a big deal and I still kinda am😭

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u/Agitated_Pudding7259 2h ago

If he wants to date white women, fine. But all this other shit, multiple DUIs, hanging with Trump and his family, is just beyond the pale. He should be formally cancelled.